Boss, your character is broken

"Old Xie, they won't do this..." Cheng Heng just said something next to him, the hand holding the vegetables stopped in mid-air, and his expression obviously froze for a moment, "He... what did he say just now? What did he take? My... my number?"

Song Xu seemed to be seeing Cheng Heng with such a rich expression for the first time. He gloated and said, "Yes, brother, have you forgotten that you grabbed Ling Yu and asked him to beat you for you?"

The past was vivid in his memory, and Cheng Heng's expression twitched visibly. He took the call Song Xu gave him, and said indifferently to Ling Yu on the other end: "Refund the number for me."

Then he hung up the phone regardless of Ling Yu's life or death.

"By the way, Cheng Heng, since you are in such a situation, do you live on the living expenses that your uncle gave you?" Song Xu seemed to have thought of something, "Going to high school costs a lot, does your aunt have any objection?" ?”

"There must be some opinions. Since then, I have been in charge of my uncle's salary, so my uncle secretly gave it to me from his own money, but it is also difficult to pay the tuition fee." Cheng Heng said.

"then you……"

"I play as a companion, and sometimes I work part-time to help people." Cheng Heng added, "It's the glory of the king."

Song Xu's expression changed instantly, and Cheng Heng's serious and indifferent face was full of words such as "Brother is awesome", "Brother save me", "Oh, I'm dead" and so on.

Song Xu: "..."

I can't fucking imagine it.

Cheng Heng knew that Song Xu was thinking wrong when he saw that something was wrong with Song Xu. He patted Song Xu on the head: "You little friend, what is in your head all day long? I am a serious playmate, three hundred per hour ,ensure quality."

Song Xu: "Do you rely on your Daji who can only persuade fights?"

This "Daji who only knows how to persuade fights" is Cheng Heng who used to hide that he knew how to play games before. When Song Xu strongly urged him to play King of Glory, he used a new account registered with WeChat to manipulate little Daji in front of Song Xu. Twisting and twisting, he went to the crowd to try to persuade him to fight, and since then, this matter has been ridiculed by Song Xu.

Cheng Heng coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment: "I'm not talented, Li Bai in the national uniform."

Song Xu didn't react for a while: "What?"

"There is also the national uniform Xuan Ce." Cheng Heng said again.

This time Song Xu came to his senses, and then Cheng Heng said, "It's all me."

Song Xu: What Versailles Quotations is this?

Song Xu: "How many stars?"

"So-so, almost 101 stars." Cheng Heng said.

"Old Versailles." Song Xu arched his hands, "Farewell!"

After finishing speaking, Song Xu consciously cleaned up the dishes. Cheng Heng had already cooked, so it would be unkind to ask him to do the dishes.

Cheng Heng looked at Song Xu who was packing up the dishes and entering the kitchen. He looked at Song Xu with his chin propped on his hands, and the corners of his mouth curled up: "The kid is quite virtuous."

Song Xu put the bowl louder, expressing his dissatisfaction: "Please note that the word virtuous is used for wives. How did you learn Chinese when you are the first in grade?"

"But I don't think I'm wrong." Cheng Heng said.

Song Xu's figure froze for a moment. He was washing the bowl, and there was no emotion in his tone: "Don't make this joke, it's not funny."

Song Xu thought of his own feelings, and thought of Cheng Heng's little girlfriend hidden in his heart. His hands were a little heavier when washing the dishes.

Tsk, not happy!

After a brief adjustment, Song Xu returned to his usual cheerful appearance. He watched Cheng Heng leaning on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone, thinking of Cheng Heng's "National Service Li Bai" skills, he was greedy.

"Brother." Song Xu said.

Cheng Heng raised his eyes, he knew what Song Xu was thinking: "What the hell are you doing?"

"It's nothing silly, I just want to ask if it's worthwhile to have a reward for the first thousand at the end of the term."

Cheng Heng put down the phone, his eyes hid his emotions: "Say it."

"I want you to take me to glory." Song Xu said frankly and aboveboard, directly smashing the little luck in Cheng Heng's heart.

Your reward is for me to help you achieve glory?

He thought Song Xuhui was asking about his feelings for him, or...

"I'm very expensive. I have an appointment for three hundred and one hours to play with you. Calculate how much it will cost you to go to Glory." Cheng Heng said coldly and mercilessly.

Before Song Xu could speak softly, Cheng Heng sighed helplessly and added, "But it's free for you."

He has never been cruel to Song Xu.

Song Xu's ears turned red, and he quickly grabbed his phone to cover up his embarrassment: "Get on the number."

"What district?"

"Knock zone."

Cheng Heng got on the number first, and Song Xu asked him the name of the number and wanted to add Cheng Heng, Cheng Heng said that his number was blank and it was not easy to add, and he would add Song Xu after Song Xu got on the number.

"Master Xu is unparalleled in the world." Song Xu told Cheng Heng the ID of his king.

Cheng Heng searched: "There is no such account."

Song Xu was still updating at this time, he was puzzled and said, "Impossible."

Hurrying to say that Song Xu was in a hurry to finish the update, Cheng Heng saw that Song Xu had finished updating, he stretched his head to see Song Xu's id, he was startled for a moment, even Song Xu was startled.

A gleaming id with a V8 golden nickname appeared in front of the two.

- to protect sister yao

Cheng Heng was expressionless: "I didn't expect you to be such a person."

"Listen to my sophistry... Fuck, listen to my explanation." Song Xu panicked.

"I get it, Li Bai in the national uniform is no longer good enough for you." Cheng Heng was such a rare showman.

"No! You listen to my explanation! I reached [-] stars last week. When Ling Yu saw it, he kept clamoring for my account to play. He also promised not to play ranking but only matchmaking, and then I borrowed the account. Give Ling Yu the Eternal Star, let him feel the status of the king."

Cheng Heng just nodded and gave Song Xu a noble and glamorous "Yes", with a look of "you continue to make up" on his face.

Song Xu finally felt the feeling of being indisputable: "Listen to me, I'll go and see the historical record... Damn it! He used my number to flirt with my sister, look! This Yao girl is in all his dishes. "

Song Xu was in a hurry to explain the chat interface, when a new message popped up, it was that Yaomei.

- Yaoyao wants to protect her brother: brother, are you on the phone?

"Heh." Cheng Heng snorted, his tone full of resentment, "Brother."

Song Xu only felt that Cheng Heng looked like a resentful little daughter-in-law now, and he was the cheating scumbag.

"Give me the phone." Cheng Heng said.

As if subconsciously, Song Xu didn't even feel that something was wrong, and by the time he realized it, he had already given Cheng Heng the phone.

Cheng Heng took Song Xu's mobile phone and replied noblely and glamorously to Princess Yaoyao: "He has a family, and I'm his boyfriend."

It took a long time for Princess Yaoyao on the opposite side to reply: "Excuse me, I wish you happiness."

Then Cheng Heng silently deleted Princess Yaoyao.

Song Xu: "Do you think you shouldn't ask me, the client, for my opinion?"

"This is the best way to prevent future troubles." Cheng Heng returned the phone to Song Xu, raised his eyes, "Why do you still want to get back together with her?"

Song Xu: "..."

You think that's my point?Shouldn't the point be the word "boyfriend"?

Although there were thousands of complaints in his heart, seeing Cheng Heng not responding, Song Xu couldn't open his mouth.

"I just took your mobile phone and pulled me into the room, let's play the game." Cheng Heng said.

"Oh." Song Xu turned his gaze back to the phone. In the small room, beside him was a head portrait with a pink lotus flower in full bloom, with the irritable "You push me harder" written on it, and the id under the head portrait was "" Yaoyao".

"Your id is not blank, is it not easy to search?" Song Xu asked.

Cheng Heng is as steady as an old dog: "Just changed it, let's play the game."

After entering the game, the ids of Cheng Heng and Song Xu became the most eye-catching existence as expected. What's more, one of them was on the third floor and the other was on the fourth floor, and then such a situation formed.

-yao yao

- to protect sister yao

Song Xu and the others were unlucky and got married with a grumpy old man at the beginning.

- I play jungler: Fuck?couple?

- I play jungle: dogs are better than couples

Then the irascible old man on the first floor randomly picked a Li Bai with a 30% winning rate and backhanded his winning rate.

- I play jungler: restart, hurry up.

As if influenced by the mood of the irritable brother on the first floor, the brother on the second floor also randomly chose a top laner with a very low winning rate.

-You do what you want: It doesn't matter if you win or not, I just want to see the couple drop stars.

Cheng Heng gave a "tsk", and looked at Song Xu: "Want to see Yaomei carry?"

Song Xu:?

"You still want me to protect you?" Cheng Heng said again.

"No need." Song Xu waved his hand, "Do you think I need your protection?"

"This is my little friend." Cheng Heng rubbed Song Xu's head, "Wait, brother will take you to pick the stars."

The place where Cheng Heng rubbed was a little hot, and Song Xu felt that he could no longer hide his feelings.

After entering the game, Cheng Heng followed Song Xu. Although he said carry, he bought gems and followed Song Xu at the beginning.

"Why don't you buy shoes?" Song Xu asked.

"I can't bear to eat the children's experience, let you grow up first." Cheng Heng said calmly when the jungler gave the two heads angrily.

Sometimes the invisible seduction is even more deadly, Song Xu turned his head.

When Song Xu was about the same level of development, Cheng Heng changed to a large auxiliary equipment, and at the same time, he did not follow the routine of defensive equipment, but bought attack speed equipment such as Shadow Blade.

"Brother will take you to pick the stars." Hearing what Cheng Heng said, Song Xu saw Cheng Heng manipulate Princess Yaoyao away, and the jungler had already given away eight heads.

Accompanied by the sweet voices of "Whose deer is so powerful", "Listen, the sand is singing", "I can fly too", there are indifferent "Unstoppable", "Godlike" and "legendary".

On the other side, Xuan Ce said angrily: "What kind of ghost is this fucker? Doesn't the passive cool down? I'll never catch her with my hook!"

Concubine Yu who was on the opposite side echoed, "Miss, are you blind? Is this Yao still protecting?"

Controlling the eldest lady was completely useless, and Song Xu, who could only play a part-time job as a jungler and control the dragon, burst into tears: Who the hell knew that this Yao was a dishonest Yao!