Boss, your character is broken

Chapter 34 I Can't Evaluate Objectively, Because I'm Subjective...

"What do you think you can rank in this test?" Cheng Heng asked, "I think there will definitely be improvement."

"One thousand and forty one." Song Xu answered quickly.

There are 1043 people in the first grade of senior high school, Song Xu was 1043 last time, and the "excellent" grades have not changed, but last time because of Cheng Heng's guidance, he finally broke through his own limit, gave up the mainstay, and won the penultimate second in the first grade of high school——1042 Name, this time Song Xu is also very confident to win the third place, the bottom one.

Cheng Heng: "A little bit of confidence."

Song Xu: "I am very confident, and I will improve a little every time."

He emphasized that "one" is indeed "a little bit".

"Don't make trouble, take the exam hard, and you will be rewarded if you pass the exam." Cheng Heng knew Song Xu's nature, and he said helplessly.

"What reward? Brother..."

Song Xu was used to calling Cheng Heng "brother" when he was joking, but since his feelings for Cheng Heng changed, he swallowed the last half of the word "brother".

"You choose yourself, as long as it's not beyond my ability." Cheng Heng didn't seem to sense Song Xu's strangeness, and said to Song Xu calmly, "As long as it's not an inhuman reward like picking the stars and picking the moon, it's fine." gone."

"Don't worry, I'm not so wicked." Song Xu "tsk", not knowing what Cheng Heng was thinking.

"What rank do you mean for me to take the test well? You can't ask me to get the first place in the test, right?" Song Xu followed Cheng Heng's words, "This is too inhuman."

"If you get the first place in the exam, Lin Song will probably commit suicide on the spot." Cheng Heng pointed to Lin Song who was getting up because the end of the term was about to start, and said the most cruel words with the most indifferent face.

Song Xu suddenly thought of the sentence that Lin Song said on Cheng Heng's birthday, "If you don't pass the exam, you will not eat for three days." He was moved by Lin Song's spirit and said humanitarianly: "Don't worry. , won’t let him go on a hunger strike.”

"Then... how about getting in the top [-]?" Cheng Heng said.

Although it was in the top [-], but for the No. [-] Middle School as a key school, it was also very difficult for Song Xu to be in the top [-], and it was quite valuable.

Song Xu: "I think you are embarrassing me, Song."

"It's not embarrassment, it's trust." Cheng Heng vowed, "Song Xu, I believe in you, and I also believe in my own ability."

Song Xu's head, which had become unconscious because of Cheng Heng's praise, calmed down. Are you using me to brag about yourself?

"Little classmate, come on." Cheng Heng rubbed Song Xu's hair again, taking advantage.

Song Xu's hair is very soft, as gentle and gentle as himself, Cheng Heng thought.

Song Xu still looked away uncomfortably, and avoided Cheng Heng's hand. Cheng Heng knew Song Xu's temperament, so he didn't touch it any more.

The children are very cute.Cheng Heng had a smile in his eyes.

If Cheng Heng's thoughts were known to Ling Yu, he would definitely yell "I'm blind", and then give Cheng Heng a popular science about Song Xu's "dominance of the campus".

For example, this gentle and lovely "little friend" once kicked his bully into the toilet without blinking an eye, or the famous line "I was wrong, I beat this idiot every time I see him" .

When Cheng Heng was indulging in the mode of "Why are my kids so cute", the vibration of the phone woke him up.

-Xie: [link] Objectively evaluate Song Xu.

-héng: what?

-Xie: The post on your school forum, let you objectively evaluate Song Xu.

As a non-staff member of the No. [-] Middle School, Lao Xie never let go of any troubles in the No. [-] Middle School, especially about Cheng Heng and Song Xu.

Cheng Heng clicked on the link given by Lao Xie, and it was full of comments on Song Xu.

-There are more than 20 ex-girlfriends, and the scumbag doesn't explain.

-I'm a scumbag and want to marry.

- Too fierce, I heard that I had a fight with the teacher.

-Excellent personal speaker and brainwasher.

- It looks like he was hanging out outside, often fighting and making trouble.

-Yan Gou thinks it's all about what I like, so the school bully looks at me.

Among the many replies, there are always a few replies with a unique style of painting, such as:

- want to fight a bayonet.

Cheng Heng: I pulled out the bayonet for you!

- Song Xu is very good-looking and has a sense of security. Maybe he can consider a sweet and cute little boy?

Cheng Heng: I'm so sweet and cute, and I've been hanging around him for almost a semester and I haven't taken a fancy to me, how can I still take a fancy to you?

Cheng Heng closed the post angrily. After reading it, he was afraid that he would not be able to help but do it. It is not a big deal that the old Xie on the other end is still watching the fun.

-Xie: Boss, quickly evaluate Song Xu objectively, waiting for your reply.

-héng: I don't want to go back.

-Xie: Why?

-héng: Can't be objective.

-héng: I like him subjectively.

Not only did Lao Xie fail to catch it, but he was forced to eat a mouthful of dog food.

-Xie: Farewell.

Just when Cheng Heng was secretly happy that his little friend finally got a little enlightened, for some reason, the single-celled creature that had been showing signs of taking a detour suddenly made a corner and overtook, and returned to the original straight road with a feint.

The specific manifestation is that Song Xu's gesture of touching Cheng Heng's head was generous and even frank, and his mouth began to be unruly. He called "brother" every day, not only that, but also more often.

Cheng Heng thought it was his children who went back to the original path in the process of understanding, until he accidentally saw the chat records of Ling Yu and Song Xu a few days ago.

-You Brother Yu: Xiao Xu, I found that what you said before should not be like liking.

- Lord Xu:? ? ?

-You Brother Yu: A few days ago, I also felt that my heart was beating fast and I felt insecure without him.

- Master Xu: Who do you like?

-You Brother Yu: Like a fart!I'm talking about my brother, he came back a few days ago, do you still remember the answer I sent you "what's it like to like someone"?

- Master Xu: I remember.

-You Brother Yu: I am like this to my brother. As soon as he comes out, my heart beats faster (scared), and I have a desire for monopoly on him (nonsense, my brother grew up with me from a young age, can you not have a desire for him? ?), a sense of security around him (just my brother’s tall and burly appearance, it’s a lie for me to say that I don’t feel safe around him!)

Ling Yu kindly added his feelings in the parentheses, for fear that there might be something unclear that would make Song Xu's thoughts go astray.

-You Brother Yu: So in summary, I think that feeling should be the relationship between brothers.

The problem that had troubled Song Xu for several days was finally resolved. It turned out that his feelings for Cheng Heng were between brothers. Song Xu was relieved, but Cheng Heng became depressed, and even Ling Yu was in trouble.

Ling Yu doesn't know what's going on with him recently, whether he robbed "Pink Lotus"'s wife or killed his son, every time after an hour of late repair, "Pink Lotus" can always find him accurately , and then indifferently launched a 1V1 challenge to continue the "bloodless tragedy".

But the worst time was when Ling Yu met Baili Xuance in the rankings. He hesitated and stretched out the hook to him who was full of blood.

In that round, "Top Gun Rising Cloud Ling Daewoo" scored 3.1, angrily "sent" 21 heads, and was reported by his teammates.

Ling Yu clicked on the homepage of the mad dog Xuan Ce with trembling hands and angrily, and saw a big pink lotus flower in sight. At this moment, countless swear words rushed to Ling Yu's mouth. Ling Yu didn't know which sentence to choose to scold, and it took him a while to hold back a "fuck".

Ling Yu is completely enmity with that "pink lotus".

……

No matter how Song Xu rejects it, life will still pass, and the end of the semester will still come. When he embarked on the journey to class 23, Cheng Heng said to him: "Take a good exam, especially the composition. Don't write poetry anymore. Although I know that you have me in your youth, I still hope that you will not give up the chance to get a high score for me."

What was originally a very normal sentence, under Cheng Heng's repeated twists and turns, he just uttered it so somewhat ambiguously.

Song Xu: "Farewell!"

This time, Song Xu finally no longer stubbornly chose the genre of poetry, but answered the questions seriously. Even Master Xu himself didn't know why, so he could only vaguely summarize it—he just didn't want to let Cheng Heng was disappointed.

Song Xu took back his idle look in every exam, and even the teachers who went to class 23 to invigilate the exam were amazed, but just when those teachers thought Song Xu had changed his ways, Song Xu's fight with someone came to the office again.

This was just after the math test, Song Xu got into a fight with someone in the bathroom again.

The toilets in the student days always witnessed the birth of school bullies in the past, but the world can learn from it. Song Xu just went to the toilet, but he bumped into Chen Ming again, and the two fought as if they were born at odds. Get up, and the reason for Song Xu's attack is that Chen Ming attacked him first, and he was just defending.

Although it was a legitimate self-defense, Song Xu's bad deeds were there, so the version of "Song Xu and someone fighting in the toilet" that was circulated in the toilet at the beginning became the version of "Song Xu fought with someone in the toilet". Song Xu kicked the man into the toilet, and even sent him to the teaching office with his head bleeding from the beating."

The next exam was about to start soon, and the teacher had already walked to the podium with the test paper, but Cheng Heng suddenly put down his pen and walked out.

"Where are you going, Cheng Heng? The exam is coming soon." The teacher stopped Cheng Heng.

Cheng Heng's back froze for a moment: "I have something to do, come and go."

Lin Song, who stayed up all night burning incense and worshiping Buddha to pray that Cheng Heng had a stomachache during the exam, suddenly raised his head and looked at Cheng Heng's back, feeling self-blame in his heart. He never thought that his practice could be so effective.

When Cheng Heng rushed to the teaching office, Dong Yuan hadn't come yet, and Song Xu and Chen Ming were inside. Song Xu sat on the desk in the teaching office with a smile on his face, with a look of indifference.

On the other hand, Chen Ming clasped his hands in front of him with a face full of embarrassment. He only came to the teaching office once or twice, and it was because of Song Xu, but Song Xu was different. Song Xu came to the teaching office as many times as he wanted. Countless, the teaching office was affectionately called "the second home" by Song Xu.

Chen Ming glared at Song Xu viciously.

Song Xu glanced lightly: "Why are you staring? If you don't want your eyes, I'll pick them for you."

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