Boss, your character is broken
Chapter 29 Okay, be good, I won't laugh at you anymore. ...
Hearing the sound of Cheng Heng turning the pages, Song Xu held the pen in his hand and struggled with the problem of dividing the rhythm of classical Chinese.
I only heard Cheng Heng call out: "Song Xu."
"Ok?"
"You write so beautifully, it doesn't look like you haven't read since childhood." Cheng Heng said this suddenly.
Song Xu’s handwriting is actually very good-looking, which is unanimously recognized by teachers of all subjects that "how good-looking the handwriting is, how bad the score is", even the bald man who has been brainwashed by Song Xu countless times said, "If you don’t care about the content of the review, It’s still a pleasant word to read.”
And the Chinese teacher told Song Xu countless times that if Song Xu had a correct attitude and withdrew his imagination to answer the questions well, it would be easy to get high marks in Chinese.
But Song Xu has always been used to doing his own thing, no matter how others judge him, he still uses the best words and answers the worst papers.
"I've practiced it before." Song Xu said vaguely.
"Practice by yourself?"
"Forced." Song Xu tightened his hand holding the pen, and said again, "My mother forced me."
Cheng Heng: "..."
"I didn't say that swear word!" Song Xu realized at this time that he had uttered a swear word unintentionally, and quickly rounded it up: "It's really my mother who forced me!"
Cheng Heng: "..."
Song Xu has a characteristic, that is, no matter how serious the situation is, he will say one or two words that break the atmosphere.
Song Xu didn't expect that his description would become darker and darker, so he simply gave up: "It means literally!"
There was only a chuckle, Song Xu raised his head quickly, Cheng Heng leaned on the table and laughed, with tears in his eyes.
On weekdays, even if Cheng Heng smiled, it was just a polite chuckle, or a smile with the corners of his mouth curled up. This was the first time Song Xu saw Cheng Heng smile like this.
But when he thought that Cheng Heng was laughing at himself, Song Xu couldn't laugh anymore.
"Stop laughing!" Song Xu felt a little uncomfortable, and then howled at Cheng Heng.
Cheng Heng's laughter didn't decrease but increased, Song Xu stood up angrily and walked towards Cheng Heng.
You have to laugh!Let you laugh enough!
Song Xu stretched out his hand and began to scratch Cheng Heng's waist. Cheng Heng didn't expect Song Xulai to dodge this move and had to accept it. Cheng Heng dodged Song Xu's attack, but Song Xu chased after him, and finally Cheng Heng Laughing out of strength, he directly pulled Song Xu into his arms, clasping Song Xu's waist with his hands: "Okay, be good, I won't laugh at you anymore."
Song Xu's neck was a little itchy with the light and shallow breath, and Song Xu avoided it uncomfortably, only feeling that the apex of his heart was more itchy, as if Cheng Heng's breath hadn't touched his neck just now, but his heart.
Could it be that he was also poked by Cheng Heng?
Song Xu, who has always been bad at thinking about feelings, also began to think, but the direction of his thinking turned to the eighteenth bend of the mountain road.
The two quarreled for a while and then went back to perform their respective duties. The one who wrote the review wrote the review, and the one who wrote the homework did the homework, but they all started to wander.
What Cheng Heng was thinking about was the sentence he said just now. Because of a moment of emotion, he blurted out the word "be good", and now thinking about it, he was afraid, for fear that Song Xu would notice it.
But Cheng Heng peeked at Song Xu, who was biting the tip of his pen and struggling with reading comprehension, and it was obvious that Song Xu didn't doubt this sentence. Suddenly, Cheng Heng couldn't get angry, but he didn't know what to do. I'm still angry with Song Xu, it's really hard for the single-celled creature in front of me to understand the emotions!
Cheng Heng began to suspect Song Xuna's rumored "over 20 girlfriends".
"Brother~"
Not long after, a voice from behind made Cheng Heng's flowing words turn a corner.
Cheng Heng knew that Song Xuyi used this tone to ask him to do something or not to do his homework.
Sure enough, the next sentence is: "I'm sleepy~"
Song Xu uttered these two words in a thousand turns, directly speaking with an affectionate tone.
"Continue to write." Cheng Heng said sternly and selflessly.
"I'm really sleepy." Song Xu lay down on the table and counted what happened to him yesterday, "You said it was not easy for me. I was caught by Ling Yu in the middle of the night and played games for half the night. If you are caught, you will have to write a [-]-word self-criticism.”
"Brother, I haven't slept well since yesterday and today, and I've been living a life of fear." Song Xu lay on the table and looked at Cheng Heng, his eyes full of pleading.
Cheng Heng chose to avoid Song Xu's eyes, still indifferent: "Go do your homework."
Cheng Heng thought that Song Xu would say "You are indifferent, you are ruthless, and you are unreasonable." Unexpectedly, Song Xu remained silent for a long time, thinking that this is not Song Xu's character, and it is not Song Xu who came up with some tricks. Heng turned back to look at Song Xu in doubt.
Unexpectedly, Song Xu fell asleep as before, lying on the table. It seemed that he was really sleepy.
Cheng Heng sighed, took out a coat from the closet and put it on Song Xu, then turned around and continued to help a troublesome ghost write a review.
Song Xu didn't wake up until Cheng Heng finished writing the review. Cheng Heng poked Song Xu, and Song Xu only moved a little, or didn't even bother to move.
"Song Xu, go back to the bedroom and sleep."
Hearing Cheng Heng's voice, Song Xu opened one eye reluctantly, and lay back on his stomach again.
"I'll catch a cold." Standing beside Song Xu, Cheng Heng was at a loss.
As long as Song Xu is asleep, he usually moves very lazily. It is even more impossible for him to return to his own dormitory from Cheng Heng's dormitory.
After barely supporting his body, Song Xu fell asleep on Cheng Heng's bed, and said vaguely: "I will borrow your bed for a night." Then fell asleep again.
Cheng Heng looked helplessly at the cheating Song Xu, but his eyes were doting. After seeing Song Xu's unfinished homework on the table in a blink of an eye, he started helping a troublesome ghost with his homework again.
After all the tasks were finally completed, Cheng Heng looked at Song Xu who was already asleep on the bed, and it was probably unrealistic to wake up this guy.
He turned over to the bed and got into the bed. The bed in the dormitory was very small, and the two of them were skin-to-skin. The temperature from it made Cheng Heng's heart tremble.
……
Cheng Heng always woke up very early, but today he got up a bit late. In fact, Cheng Heng did not wake up on his own initiative, but was woken up by knocks on the door not far away.
Not only that, but there were wolves crying and howling ghosts from far and near.
"Brother Xu! Brother Xu! Are you there! Don't sleep, the sky has changed!" This was Yang Wen's voice.
Liang Kai sang along again: "Master Xu, are you awake? Can you copy your homework?"
Ever since Liang Kai and the others knew that Cheng Heng was tutoring Song Xu one-on-one, they would "learn" the correct answer from Song Xu from time to time, but it was never as urgent as it is today.
Immediately after the squad leader Li Ke's wailing told Cheng Heng the answer.
"Brother Xu! You can't sleep! Lao Lin is blocking the door to check homework. If you don't write it, you will be punished. Now there is a long queue at the door! You can't put us in dire straits!"
"What should we do? Brother Xu fell asleep. Let's find Brother Cheng. I saw that he wasn't in class, so he probably hasn't woken up yet."
First, Yang Wen took the lead to say such a sentence, and then the howl of wolves and ghosts reached Cheng Heng's door, and the content of the wail remained the same.
"Brother Cheng doesn't seem to be here." Li Ke said.
"How is that possible! I bet Cheng Ge is definitely inside!" Yang Wen vowed.
Liang Kai: "Why are you so sure?"
Yang Wen: "Because there is the breath of a god of learning in it! Just come and call me."
Immediately afterwards, Yang Wen said with a strong voice: "Fu Wenpei, open the door! You have the ability..."
Cheng Heng opened the door with a dark face and interrupted Yang Wen's words.
Seeing that Cheng Heng was in a bad mood, Yang Wen quickly comforted Master Cheng: "Brother Cheng, can you lend me your homework? I'll only bother you for a few minutes."
"Wait." Cheng Heng covered the door with a dark face.
Song Xu was sleeping soundly at first, but no matter how sleepy he was, he couldn't escape Yang Wen's "Open the door" like a rainbow.
He got up in a daze on the bed, and asked Cheng Heng in a daze, "Who is outside?"
Yang Wen and Liang Kaiben were lying in the crack of the door watching Cheng Heng, but when they heard the sound, they all went crazy.
They all looked at Yang Wen in unison, and Liang Kai gave Yang Wen a very high evaluation: "A prophet."
Yang Wen maintained a stiff posture and replied with a broken face: "I really don't know that Brother Cheng hides men."
That being said, gossip is still gossip, especially when you are young, the desire to gossip is always so strong.
Then Song Xu, who was sitting on the bed, saw three heads sneaking into the door in order, and then they met his eyes.
Yang Wen: "I seem to see something I shouldn't see."
Liang Kai: "I'm blind, I can't see."
Li Ke: "God will kill me."
Immediately after, Cheng Heng stood in front of the three furtive heads. As soon as the door opened, Yang Wen, the leader, lost his support and nearly fell to the ground.
"Brother Cheng." Yang Wen showed an awkward yet polite smile, and glanced at Song Xu on the bed, "Are you sleeping?"
Liang Kai twisted Yang Wen: "If you talk too much, you will lose your understanding, don't you understand?"
Song Xu sat on the bed in a daze and looked at Yang Wen, who could tell him what happened.
But Song Xu couldn't react, and his blank face, coupled with the fact that his eyes were a little red when he woke up, made another meaning in Yang Wen's eyes.
"Homework, do you still want it?" Cheng Heng's voice was so cold that it could kill people.
Although they may not be alive soon, they still need homework. The three quickly took away Cheng Heng's homework, and promised to return it to Cheng Heng after copying it, and slipped away with oil on their feet.
Before leaving, Yang Wen left a sentence for Cheng Heng and the others: "I wish you happiness!"
Cheng Heng gritted his teeth and said, "Hurry up and leave!"
But it was the word "go", Yang Wen could barely hear the meaning of "get out", and then rolled away in a hurry, lest he would die here.
After avoiding Cheng Heng's sight and chasing after him for a long time, Yang Wencai calmed down: "Do you think it's still too late for me to leave No. [-] Middle School?"
"No, you will be hunted down by Brother Cheng." Liang Kai said truthfully.
Yang Wen: "Then what should I do?"
Liang Kai: "Leave this city."
Monitor: "Get out of this country."
Liang Kai: "You'd better leave this planet."
Squad leader: "May there be no Brother Cheng on another planet."
Liang Kai: "Amen!"
I only heard Cheng Heng call out: "Song Xu."
"Ok?"
"You write so beautifully, it doesn't look like you haven't read since childhood." Cheng Heng said this suddenly.
Song Xu’s handwriting is actually very good-looking, which is unanimously recognized by teachers of all subjects that "how good-looking the handwriting is, how bad the score is", even the bald man who has been brainwashed by Song Xu countless times said, "If you don’t care about the content of the review, It’s still a pleasant word to read.”
And the Chinese teacher told Song Xu countless times that if Song Xu had a correct attitude and withdrew his imagination to answer the questions well, it would be easy to get high marks in Chinese.
But Song Xu has always been used to doing his own thing, no matter how others judge him, he still uses the best words and answers the worst papers.
"I've practiced it before." Song Xu said vaguely.
"Practice by yourself?"
"Forced." Song Xu tightened his hand holding the pen, and said again, "My mother forced me."
Cheng Heng: "..."
"I didn't say that swear word!" Song Xu realized at this time that he had uttered a swear word unintentionally, and quickly rounded it up: "It's really my mother who forced me!"
Cheng Heng: "..."
Song Xu has a characteristic, that is, no matter how serious the situation is, he will say one or two words that break the atmosphere.
Song Xu didn't expect that his description would become darker and darker, so he simply gave up: "It means literally!"
There was only a chuckle, Song Xu raised his head quickly, Cheng Heng leaned on the table and laughed, with tears in his eyes.
On weekdays, even if Cheng Heng smiled, it was just a polite chuckle, or a smile with the corners of his mouth curled up. This was the first time Song Xu saw Cheng Heng smile like this.
But when he thought that Cheng Heng was laughing at himself, Song Xu couldn't laugh anymore.
"Stop laughing!" Song Xu felt a little uncomfortable, and then howled at Cheng Heng.
Cheng Heng's laughter didn't decrease but increased, Song Xu stood up angrily and walked towards Cheng Heng.
You have to laugh!Let you laugh enough!
Song Xu stretched out his hand and began to scratch Cheng Heng's waist. Cheng Heng didn't expect Song Xulai to dodge this move and had to accept it. Cheng Heng dodged Song Xu's attack, but Song Xu chased after him, and finally Cheng Heng Laughing out of strength, he directly pulled Song Xu into his arms, clasping Song Xu's waist with his hands: "Okay, be good, I won't laugh at you anymore."
Song Xu's neck was a little itchy with the light and shallow breath, and Song Xu avoided it uncomfortably, only feeling that the apex of his heart was more itchy, as if Cheng Heng's breath hadn't touched his neck just now, but his heart.
Could it be that he was also poked by Cheng Heng?
Song Xu, who has always been bad at thinking about feelings, also began to think, but the direction of his thinking turned to the eighteenth bend of the mountain road.
The two quarreled for a while and then went back to perform their respective duties. The one who wrote the review wrote the review, and the one who wrote the homework did the homework, but they all started to wander.
What Cheng Heng was thinking about was the sentence he said just now. Because of a moment of emotion, he blurted out the word "be good", and now thinking about it, he was afraid, for fear that Song Xu would notice it.
But Cheng Heng peeked at Song Xu, who was biting the tip of his pen and struggling with reading comprehension, and it was obvious that Song Xu didn't doubt this sentence. Suddenly, Cheng Heng couldn't get angry, but he didn't know what to do. I'm still angry with Song Xu, it's really hard for the single-celled creature in front of me to understand the emotions!
Cheng Heng began to suspect Song Xuna's rumored "over 20 girlfriends".
"Brother~"
Not long after, a voice from behind made Cheng Heng's flowing words turn a corner.
Cheng Heng knew that Song Xuyi used this tone to ask him to do something or not to do his homework.
Sure enough, the next sentence is: "I'm sleepy~"
Song Xu uttered these two words in a thousand turns, directly speaking with an affectionate tone.
"Continue to write." Cheng Heng said sternly and selflessly.
"I'm really sleepy." Song Xu lay down on the table and counted what happened to him yesterday, "You said it was not easy for me. I was caught by Ling Yu in the middle of the night and played games for half the night. If you are caught, you will have to write a [-]-word self-criticism.”
"Brother, I haven't slept well since yesterday and today, and I've been living a life of fear." Song Xu lay on the table and looked at Cheng Heng, his eyes full of pleading.
Cheng Heng chose to avoid Song Xu's eyes, still indifferent: "Go do your homework."
Cheng Heng thought that Song Xu would say "You are indifferent, you are ruthless, and you are unreasonable." Unexpectedly, Song Xu remained silent for a long time, thinking that this is not Song Xu's character, and it is not Song Xu who came up with some tricks. Heng turned back to look at Song Xu in doubt.
Unexpectedly, Song Xu fell asleep as before, lying on the table. It seemed that he was really sleepy.
Cheng Heng sighed, took out a coat from the closet and put it on Song Xu, then turned around and continued to help a troublesome ghost write a review.
Song Xu didn't wake up until Cheng Heng finished writing the review. Cheng Heng poked Song Xu, and Song Xu only moved a little, or didn't even bother to move.
"Song Xu, go back to the bedroom and sleep."
Hearing Cheng Heng's voice, Song Xu opened one eye reluctantly, and lay back on his stomach again.
"I'll catch a cold." Standing beside Song Xu, Cheng Heng was at a loss.
As long as Song Xu is asleep, he usually moves very lazily. It is even more impossible for him to return to his own dormitory from Cheng Heng's dormitory.
After barely supporting his body, Song Xu fell asleep on Cheng Heng's bed, and said vaguely: "I will borrow your bed for a night." Then fell asleep again.
Cheng Heng looked helplessly at the cheating Song Xu, but his eyes were doting. After seeing Song Xu's unfinished homework on the table in a blink of an eye, he started helping a troublesome ghost with his homework again.
After all the tasks were finally completed, Cheng Heng looked at Song Xu who was already asleep on the bed, and it was probably unrealistic to wake up this guy.
He turned over to the bed and got into the bed. The bed in the dormitory was very small, and the two of them were skin-to-skin. The temperature from it made Cheng Heng's heart tremble.
……
Cheng Heng always woke up very early, but today he got up a bit late. In fact, Cheng Heng did not wake up on his own initiative, but was woken up by knocks on the door not far away.
Not only that, but there were wolves crying and howling ghosts from far and near.
"Brother Xu! Brother Xu! Are you there! Don't sleep, the sky has changed!" This was Yang Wen's voice.
Liang Kai sang along again: "Master Xu, are you awake? Can you copy your homework?"
Ever since Liang Kai and the others knew that Cheng Heng was tutoring Song Xu one-on-one, they would "learn" the correct answer from Song Xu from time to time, but it was never as urgent as it is today.
Immediately after the squad leader Li Ke's wailing told Cheng Heng the answer.
"Brother Xu! You can't sleep! Lao Lin is blocking the door to check homework. If you don't write it, you will be punished. Now there is a long queue at the door! You can't put us in dire straits!"
"What should we do? Brother Xu fell asleep. Let's find Brother Cheng. I saw that he wasn't in class, so he probably hasn't woken up yet."
First, Yang Wen took the lead to say such a sentence, and then the howl of wolves and ghosts reached Cheng Heng's door, and the content of the wail remained the same.
"Brother Cheng doesn't seem to be here." Li Ke said.
"How is that possible! I bet Cheng Ge is definitely inside!" Yang Wen vowed.
Liang Kai: "Why are you so sure?"
Yang Wen: "Because there is the breath of a god of learning in it! Just come and call me."
Immediately afterwards, Yang Wen said with a strong voice: "Fu Wenpei, open the door! You have the ability..."
Cheng Heng opened the door with a dark face and interrupted Yang Wen's words.
Seeing that Cheng Heng was in a bad mood, Yang Wen quickly comforted Master Cheng: "Brother Cheng, can you lend me your homework? I'll only bother you for a few minutes."
"Wait." Cheng Heng covered the door with a dark face.
Song Xu was sleeping soundly at first, but no matter how sleepy he was, he couldn't escape Yang Wen's "Open the door" like a rainbow.
He got up in a daze on the bed, and asked Cheng Heng in a daze, "Who is outside?"
Yang Wen and Liang Kaiben were lying in the crack of the door watching Cheng Heng, but when they heard the sound, they all went crazy.
They all looked at Yang Wen in unison, and Liang Kai gave Yang Wen a very high evaluation: "A prophet."
Yang Wen maintained a stiff posture and replied with a broken face: "I really don't know that Brother Cheng hides men."
That being said, gossip is still gossip, especially when you are young, the desire to gossip is always so strong.
Then Song Xu, who was sitting on the bed, saw three heads sneaking into the door in order, and then they met his eyes.
Yang Wen: "I seem to see something I shouldn't see."
Liang Kai: "I'm blind, I can't see."
Li Ke: "God will kill me."
Immediately after, Cheng Heng stood in front of the three furtive heads. As soon as the door opened, Yang Wen, the leader, lost his support and nearly fell to the ground.
"Brother Cheng." Yang Wen showed an awkward yet polite smile, and glanced at Song Xu on the bed, "Are you sleeping?"
Liang Kai twisted Yang Wen: "If you talk too much, you will lose your understanding, don't you understand?"
Song Xu sat on the bed in a daze and looked at Yang Wen, who could tell him what happened.
But Song Xu couldn't react, and his blank face, coupled with the fact that his eyes were a little red when he woke up, made another meaning in Yang Wen's eyes.
"Homework, do you still want it?" Cheng Heng's voice was so cold that it could kill people.
Although they may not be alive soon, they still need homework. The three quickly took away Cheng Heng's homework, and promised to return it to Cheng Heng after copying it, and slipped away with oil on their feet.
Before leaving, Yang Wen left a sentence for Cheng Heng and the others: "I wish you happiness!"
Cheng Heng gritted his teeth and said, "Hurry up and leave!"
But it was the word "go", Yang Wen could barely hear the meaning of "get out", and then rolled away in a hurry, lest he would die here.
After avoiding Cheng Heng's sight and chasing after him for a long time, Yang Wencai calmed down: "Do you think it's still too late for me to leave No. [-] Middle School?"
"No, you will be hunted down by Brother Cheng." Liang Kai said truthfully.
Yang Wen: "Then what should I do?"
Liang Kai: "Leave this city."
Monitor: "Get out of this country."
Liang Kai: "You'd better leave this planet."
Squad leader: "May there be no Brother Cheng on another planet."
Liang Kai: "Amen!"
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