Boss, your character is broken

When the physical education teacher took the fourth physical education class from him, he finally broke out, and then the "sick" physical education teacher rose up in the office: "If I don't go to class, those bastards will forget what I look like!"

After the physical education teacher threatened and lured him and sold him miserably, he finally got a class that belonged to him.

The physical education teacher was so excited that he sent someone to notify the first class early, but the bell rang for 5 minutes, but the children in the first class hadn't come down yet. The physical education teacher came to the first class to investigate and found out that the children They all sat upright in their seats.

"What are you doing?"

Yang Wen: "Who are you, teacher?"

Physical education teacher: "Perhaps you still remember that you are my sports committee member?"

As soon as these words came out, Yang Wen's brain came to his senses. He scratched his head in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I haven't had physical education class for a long time, and I forgot about you."

The physical education teacher couldn't laugh or cry: "I have had someone notify you that you have physical education class, why are you still studying here?"

After everyone heard this, they slapped the table and stood up: "Is this true! We thought Liang Kai lied to us."

Liang Kai shrugged innocently: "I have notified you in place, you don't believe it yourself."

Yang Wen: "If you want to blame, you should blame Lao Lin. He took up four consecutive physical education classes without stopping, which made us all think that Liang Kai was lying about the physical education class."

"Why are you standing there in a daze? Hurry up and leave!" the physical education teacher greeted the group of aggrieved kids.

When we arrived at the class assembly point, the physical education teacher took the students to warm up first, and then notified something: "After the midterm exam, our school will hold a campus basketball game. If you want to participate, go to Yang Wen to sign up."

Song Xu poked Cheng Heng: "At the same table, will you participate in the campus basketball game?"

Cheng Heng quickly gave Song Xu the answer: "I won't participate."

"Why? Don't you know how to fight? Are you afraid that you will be laughed at if you are too good? It's okay, brother will teach you."

"No." Cheng Heng looked at Song Xu and said solemnly, "I'm afraid that the opponent will lose as soon as I play, and failing too early will not let them have game experience."

Song Xu: "At the same table, I blamed you."

Cheng Heng: "?"

Song Xu: "Not only are you good at studying, but you also have a thick skin."

Cheng Heng didn't look sideways: "Thank you for the compliment."

"Brother Xu! Brother Xu!" Yang Wen, who recorded the number of participants in front, waved at Song Xumeng, "I've written your name down."

Song Xu roared, "Why!"

"Brother Xu, you were punished by the physics teacher to stand and move around freely. But I saw you playing a class of basketball on the basketball court from the window. That posture! You are handsome!" Yang Wen said like a dog.

"Low-key, low-key, but it's not good for you to report me so hastily."

"Why not?"

"I'm afraid that I'm too strong, and letting others lose too quickly will lose the game experience."

Yang Wen: ...

Cheng Heng on the side chuckled lightly: "You're a pretty quick learner?"

Song Xu: "Old Lin taught us that we must know how to apply what we have learned."

"Wait to break up and drink milk tea?" Cheng Heng asked.

"you please?"

"Please, what do you want to drink? Is it caramel milk tea?"

Song Xu: "As expected of me at the same table, I still remember this, yes, when my friend is qualified, I will cover you in the future."

Cheng Heng took the opportunity to rub Song Xu's head: "A cup of milk tea was bought?"

Song Xu patted off Cheng Heng's paw and straightened his hair: "No! I was bought by you."

The invisible seduction is even more deadly.

But what Song Xu never expected was that just because he and Cheng Heng sat together and drank milk tea, another bloody storm broke out on the school forum.

And Cheng Heng's relationship has developed from never leaving Song Xu, who did not hesitate to use tutoring homework and exam questions, to not only chasing Song Xu, but also making the school bully happily hold milk tea.

At the end of the chapter, the school bully even sighed: "I used to think that happiness was far away from me, but I didn't expect him to be by my side."

But do you think this is the end?No! The author of "School Bully Is Aquaman: Man You Can't Escape" "The Originator of Spicy Chicken Pie" will not end it so easily!

He even wrote a preview of the next chapter, telling everyone that after the school bully finally developed a little affection for the school bully who never gave up, the school bully was disappointed by what the school bully did. That cup of milk tea was not What ordinary milk tea, but a cup of "breakup tea".

Song Xu: What a cup of breakup tea!

"At the same table! You actually abandoned me all the time." Song Xuben is a good showman, since he saw the update of this post, he can't live up to the progress of "the originator of the spicy chicken pie".

Cheng Heng: "Huh?"

Song Xu sobbed softly with the milk tea in his hand: "This...is this cup of breakup tea you gave me!"

Song Xu's words came out and Cheng Heng finally understood. In fact, before Song Xu came in, Yang Wen, who had a big mouth, began to publicize the "love history" that he and Song Xu had to say on the Internet. Otherwise, he wouldn't understand what Song Xu said.

It's just... Song Xu actually read his own posts?

"Brother, tell me quickly, you love me, right? This milk tea is not a breakup tea, right!" Song Xu cried while holding the milk tea.

Seeing Song Xu, who was so dramatic, Cheng Heng curled his lips, leaned back on the back of the chair and raised Erlang's legs, his face full of indifference: "Don't cry, you won't look like him anymore."

Song Xu: "???"

Who can tell him?Why does his deskmate look so underwhelmed and scumbag?

"At the same table, did you act in your true colors?"

"It's not acting in your true colors, but your acting skills are realistic, unlike you." Cheng Heng pondered for a while and asked, "What is your setting?"

Cheng Heng frowned and thought for a while, and then recited it word for word: "His handsomeness makes people think that if he cheats, it's not his fault, but because he can't keep him?"

Speaking of this, Cheng Heng looked at Song Xu. In fact, Song Xu was very good-looking, but his good-looking was that kind of youthful temperament with a hint of handsomeness, and because of those peach eyes, Song Xu didn't care who he looked at. There is an affectionate feeling.

Thinking of this, Cheng Heng's face darkened, and he didn't know how many times this guy had been in love, the more he thought about Cheng Heng, the more unhappy he became.

He wanted to ask Song Xu if he had ever talked about love, but in the end he didn't know how to ask, so he could only swallow it aggrieved. With Song Xu's personality, he didn't know how many times he had talked about it.

The mid-term exam seemed to be here in the blink of an eye. After two weeks of one-on-one tutoring by Xueba, Song Xu's biggest feeling was that his sleep quality had improved dramatically. Sometimes he even felt sleepy before ten o'clock.

It turns out that Cheng Heng is a moving hypnotic, this is the conclusion Song Xu came to.

The day before the exam, Cheng Heng knocked on the door of Song Xu's dormitory.

"How's your study going?"

Song Xu: "What do you think..."

Cheng Heng sighed, looked at Song Xu with a look of "I knew it", and then handed Song Xu a small notebook.

Song Xu: "What?"

Cheng Heng: "I made a summary for you. Science students only wrote some formulas, and they used them when they could be used. After all, they all need basics. I wrote out everything that can be tested in liberal arts. You can just memorize them. "

Song Xu held the notebook and asked weakly: "What if I say no?"

Cheng Heng smiled at Song Xu, and Song Xu trembled when Cheng Heng smiled, only to hear Cheng Heng answer in his cold voice: "Then I'll sit here and watch you finish reciting one by one."

Even if Song Xu could recite it, he would not recite it in such a peaceful manner. After a while, he flipped through the book and harassed Cheng Heng with some irrelevant words: "At the same table, does this book have a name?"

Song Xu's original intention was to get rid of Cheng Heng, but he didn't expect Cheng Heng to close the book and look up at him, and replied very seriously: "[-]% emergency aid before the exam."

Song Xu was silent for a while: "At the same table, have you thought about a question?"

"what?"

"What I lack is not the one hundred points, but the seven or eight hundred points."

Cheng Heng: "..."

In the end, Song Xu bit the bullet and memorized a few knowledge points under Cheng Heng's inhuman surveillance.

As soon as the morning reading was over, Song Xu and the others were about to change positions to prepare for the exam. There were 45 students in the first class. Generally speaking, the top 35 stayed in the class, but a few of them still left the first class and took the exam in the second class. Song Xu wanted to climb the stairs to class 23 with his schoolbag on his back.

"Brother Xu, this trip is heavy and has a long way to go. I, Yang Wen, offer you a toast!" Yang Wen's character is a self-acquaintance, so he can be regarded as the second friend Song Xu made after he arrived in the first class.

The first one is his Kaolin Flower tablemate.

Song Xu clasped his fists together: "Xiao Yang, don't be afraid, brother Xu is going to fight, I'm in the rear, you just charge forward!"

At this time, Cheng Heng interrupted Song Xu's play untimely: "Have you memorized the book?"

Song Xu replied honestly: "If you can remember it, you can remember it, but if you can't, there is nothing you can do about it."

Cheng Heng patted Song Xu: "Take the exam well, don't be nervous."

Song Xu repeatedly assured that it was impossible to be nervous. After all, a scumbag is not good at anything else, and he is always in a good mood.

Then Song Xu left class one with his schoolbag on his back, leaving a bleak figure behind Yang Wen's sentence "The wind is rustling and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return when he is gone".

When Song Xu walked to class 23, the people who had been fighting all of a sudden quieted down. They looked at Song Xu and didn't speak, and Song Xu didn't care about them and just sat at the last table to sleep.

Song Xu didn't wake up until half the time after the test papers were issued.

The examination room was already boring, and the only thing that could be entertained was the test paper. Song Xu picked up the pen and planned to scribble as usual and write an impromptu composition, but he didn’t expect that he would know the first poetry dictation question he saw, which was Cheng Heng. The sentence that forced him to recite yesterday.

Song Xu wrote with trembling hands "The Banquet of the President, Smiling Yan Yan". As the undefeated myth of No. [-] Middle School, Song Xu held the test paper with a complicated look, because he also understood the second line of the poem, even Yang Wen was in front of him. The sentence read out before leaving, "The wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone."

[-] points for emergency rescue before the exam, sincerity does not deceive me.