Everyone Says I'm the Demon King [Unlimited]

Lu Fengdeng had been carrying gas tanks for two weeks, and he would have his rest day the next day.

On his way home from get off work that evening, he received a WeChat message from Lao Tao, asking him to go to the braised meat shop on the corner to buy cold salad with three shreds and edamame and peanuts.

Lu Fengdeng looked at the name of the dish and guessed that there might be hard dishes in the evening, and Lao Tao probably wanted to drink some wine.

Sure enough, as he expected, when Lu Fengdeng opened the door with two dishes, there was a big box in the living room, in which lay a fettered hen, with chicken feathers all over the side.

The little monster was swimming on the floor outside the box, its big red eyes staring viciously at the hen in the box.

It wears a small white hat with lace on its head, a small black skirt on its body, and a small white pocket in front of the skirt.

The little monster is very happy after receiving the work clothes. He has to change a set every day, and his work attitude is more positive. Now the floor, furniture and window sills at home have to be wiped every day. They all went up a few bucks because of this.

It even learned to fold quilts, fold clothes, and place utensils without a teacher, and successfully became a real "little maid", keeping the house clean and tidy, which is not at all like the place where two bachelors live.

At this moment, the TV was on in the living room, and the roar of the range hood came from the kitchen inside.But the little monster was not affected by these noises at all, staring intently at the hen in the big box, with black tentacles walking on the ground, as if fighting guerrilla warfare.

This hen is big and fat, like a two-year-old hen, probably raised in rural areas.Although the hen is now restrained, she is still vigilant due to her rich experience in giving birth to chickens. Her head seems to be dropping frames and turns with the actions of the little monster.

Both sides seem to be looking for an opportunity to break the stalemate in front of them.

And Lu Fengdeng's opening the door was that opportunity.

After all, the hen couldn't resist the biological instinct, and subconsciously turned her head towards the door.At this moment, its fat neck was exposed under the eyes of the little monster.

The little monster leaped forward, and the maid pretended to be fierce in the air, instantly sticking to the hen's head and neck like the headhunter in Alien.

It opened its mouth wide, revealing a mouth full of sharp teeth, and bit the chicken's neck with a whimper.

The fettered hen couldn't struggle, and after a while, her two short legs kicked, and her soul went to the west, and she didn't move anymore.

Only then did the little monster let go of the hen, rolled to the other side of the box, and touched his slightly protruding belly with two tentacles in satisfaction.

Lu Fengdeng didn't see it right. He took two steps forward, grabbed the hen, and pulled the feathers off his neck to see that there were two small holes without bleeding.

The little monster sucked the life force out of the hen.

He put the cold salad sansi and edamame peanuts on the TV cabinet, grabbed the little monster from the box, and said seriously: "You can't do this in the future."

The little monster stared at him with big red eyes.

Lu Fengdeng added: "You can't do this to humans, you can't do this to other people's pets, you can't do this to all living things raised by others."

This is the rule taught to him in the lab, now it's his turn to teach the little monster.

The little monster was very wronged.

It doesn't!

It has always been good!

Just helping kill chickens today!

Just when the elder and the younger were looking at each other, Lao Tao finally heard the noise and came out of the kitchen.

He still carried the smell of grease and seasonings from the kitchen all over his body. Seeing Lu Fengdeng's gesture of educating the children, he quickly said, "Oh, put it down. Damn, the child is sensible, what's wrong with helping kill a chicken? In the kitchen He killed the male one, and it's burning on the stove. Don't worry, I've taught him, and you see, he never did it to anything else, did he?"

Lu Fengdeng thought for a while, reached out and touched the little monster's head, then took out two big white rabbit toffee from his trouser pocket, and put them in the pocket in front of the little monster: "I blamed you."

He is very curious about many things in the human world, so he goes to the supermarket from time to time and buys something he is interested in.

The white rabbit toffee is a wonderful candy that Lu Fengdeng discovered recently.

Sweet, full of milk flavor, easy to digest, full of energy, but not full of satiety.

More suitable for replenishing energy.

Most importantly, human children mostly like to eat them.

Just give them a few, and they will gradually stop crying, and then start eating candy with two tears in their eyes.

This is the simple means of consolation that Lu Fengdeng learned from humans.

Sure enough, the little monster was very happy when he saw the big white rabbit toffee, and instantly forgot all the previous grievances.

Its two tentacles nimbly took out the candy from its pocket, peeled off the candy wrapper, swallowed the toffee in a mouthful, its two big red eyes gleamed excitedly, and the little meaty wings behind it trembled, as if it was about to fly happily into the sky .

Seeing that the family crisis was resolved smoothly, Lao Tao immediately beamed and said, "Okay, let's eat. Tonight is another roast chicken, another stewed vegetables, good wine and good food, so delicious, Xiao Hei must have been hungry for a long time .”

Xiao Hei is the name Lao Tao gave to the little monster.

The pure little monster was not dissatisfied when he heard this simple address, and even gave a "beep" excitedly to show his agreement.

While putting the food on the table, Lao Tao seemed to remember something, and asked Lu Fengdeng, "Are you resting tomorrow?"

Lu Fengdeng nodded.

Lao Tao smiled and said, "That's just right! Follow me to the hospital tomorrow and give Lao Yang a sick meal."

Lu Fengdeng asked, "What happened to him?"

Lao Tao had already washed his hands and sat down at the table, pouring himself a small cup of fragrant white wine: "Hey, we went to the farmer's market to pick chickens together this afternoon, and Lao Yang went to a farmer's stall, good guy , are all chickens about two years old, free-range. He was so happy, bragging about his vision all the way back."

"As a result, we drank a few more drinks at dinner, and ran out to play drunk without waiting for our brothers. No, extreme joy turns into sorrow. I was just hit by a battery car on the curb."

Lu Fengdeng put a piece of oily chicken breast in the little monster's rice bowl, and said, "Is it serious?"

All in the hospital.

Old Tao shook his head: "What's serious? He suddenly rushed down from the sidewalk and sang a song, yelling to beat devils, and almost scared the little girl who just got off work and was riding a battery car into a heart attack. Let me tell you, people The little girl hadn't even tried to argue with him yet, but he started calling himself in pain and itching, and was sent to the hospital, nothing happened."

"It just so happens that he hasn't had a physical examination this year, so he just went to the hospital for a physical examination, which can also increase the reimbursement rate of medical insurance. He is not ashamed of that, so he sent a WeChat message to our brothers, asking us to bring delicious food to see him."

Lu Fengdeng nodded, thinking of the hen that died suddenly: "So that hen is going to be sent to the hospital tomorrow?"

Old Tao had already started drinking, and when he heard this, he said, "Fuck you! We eat meat, and he drinks soup! At most, give him some chicken neck, chicken ribs, and a wing leg."

When he said this, he suddenly showed the posture of an elder, looking at him with a pair of small eyes through the slack eyelids, and said in a persuasive way: "Little Lu, you should know more about the world, make more friends, and have more friends." Only when the road is easy to go can someone help you. Lao Tao, I have no other wishes, but I hope you come back safely..."

Lu Fengdeng looked at the person across the table.

His eyes were foggy, his cheeks were flushed, he was rambling, his body surface temperature rose a little, his heart beat a little faster, and his body was sweating.

is drunk.

The red light in Lu Fengdeng's eyes receded, and he came to a conclusion.

He listened to Lao Tao talking for a while, and carried him to the bed after the other party was drunk.Lao Tao's wine quality is not bad, but he just fell asleep when he was drunk.

Lu Fengdeng observed for a while, and saw that the other party showed no signs of vomiting, so he went back and cleaned up the dining table, then took a bath with the little monster, and went to bed together.

Early the next morning, Lao Tao got up and stewed chicken soup.

He said he hated the hospitalized old Yangtou last night, but when he stewed the chicken soup this morning, he still added some codonopsis, astragalus and angelica to the soup, and the stewed soup smelled like medicinal food.

Lao Tao picked up a piece of chicken breast and breast, two pieces of wing legs, two pieces of chicken neck and several eggs in the chicken belly, both of which were inconsistent with what he said last night in terms of quantity and quality.

Lu Fengdeng looked at the steaming rich chicken soup being poured into the thermos together, thinking that human beings are really strange.

I like duplicity.

The two left a little monster in a maid outfit at home, and Lao Tao deliberately touched the other's head: "Stay at home and wait for us to come back. Don't open the door to strangers."

Lu Fengdeng also put a few more white rabbit toffee in the little monster's pocket.

The little monster hugged the bulging pocket in front of him with two tentacles, and dragged an old towel with one tentacle. He opened his eyes wide in excitement, nodded obediently, and waved a tentacle to say goodbye to them.

The two drove to the hospital all the way.

The hospital where Lao Yangtou lives is a military hospital, and there are relatively few people visiting the doctor, and there are not many people in the inpatient department.

When Lu Fengdeng and Lao Tao went to see each other with chicken soup, Lao Yang was chatting with the young man in the bed next to him in high spirits, as if he was acquainted with the patient.

As soon as Lao Tao arrived and the lid of the thermos was opened, Lao Yang immediately became speechless.

The aroma of chicken soup wafted across the entire ward, and the tip of the young man's nose with a broken leg twitched: "Wow, it smells so good!"

Lao Yang patted Lao Tao with his head, and said emotionally, "Old Tao, it's still better for you to treat me!"

Lao Tao gave him a disgusted look: "Eat quickly, don't go crazy with alcohol next time."

Old Yangtou chuckled.

Lao Tao greeted the boy in the next bed: "Do you want some? I have quite a lot of soup. If you want a lunch box, I'll get you some."

Although the young man with the broken leg was so greedy, he finally shook his head: "No, no, thank you uncle. I don't have a lunch box here, so I can't pack it. I ordered takeaway, and it should be delivered soon."

As he was talking, the phone rang.The young man quickly picked it up: "Hey, hey, yes, can you send that up? My leg is broken, oh, thank you, thank you."

After the young man answered the phone, his whole person was different, and his spirit suddenly shook: "I'm here for takeaway!"

It seemed that what he ordered was a life-saving elixir.

Soon, there were hurried footsteps in the corridor, which were different from the footsteps of other patients, doctors and nurses.

The door of the ward was open, and everyone turned around to look, and saw the takeaway boy wearing a helmet with kangaroo ears coming in with a lunch box.

The takeaway boy was tall and stern, and as soon as he met Lu Fengdeng in the ward, his expression quickly changed from indifference to surprise: "Brother Lu! Why are you here?"

It was Gu Xuezhong.

After the other party finished speaking, his eyes met with Lao Tao who was standing beside him.

The eyes of the two collided and moved away in a hurry, and they both had a tacit understanding that they met each other and didn't know each other.

Lu Fengdeng caught the eyes of the two, but he didn't understand the subtle emotions of human beings, so he didn't care.

He said: "I will accompany Lao Tao to visit the sick."

Gu Xuezhong laughed: "What a coincidence, I'm here to deliver food."

When he delivered the takeaway to the boy in the next bed, he was a little stupid.

These days, is it true that only the handsome can play with the handsome?

Lao Tao pushed Lu Fengdeng: "This is your friend?"

Lu Fengdeng thought for a while and said, "Yes. He is Gu Xuezhong who gave me the mobile phone."

The boy in the next bed had his ears all pricked up.

Also send a mobile phone!

Old Tao said: "Then why don't you hurry up and send the other party down? It's rare for friends to see each other once, so keep in touch with each other and don't bother me to brag with Lao Yang here."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Gu Xuezhong and said with a smile: "Young man, if you meet Xiao Lu, let him see you off. Are you in no hurry?"

Gu Xuezhong also smiled and said, "No rush, no rush, I haven't taken the next order yet, thank you uncle."

After speaking, he stared at Lu Fengdeng eagerly with those dog eyes again.

Lu Fengdeng took a few steps forward under the eyes of everyone, and said, "I'll take you out."

Gu Xuezhong smiled and said, "Thank you Brother Lu!"

The two came out of the ward and walked through the corridor.

The corridor of the inpatient department was a little dark, and the doors of the wards on both sides were either closed or opened.It's almost noon now, which is the time for family members from all walks of life to send meals and visit.

In some rooms, the food is fragrant, there is the sound of the TV, and the patients are laughing and laughing, full of hope for healing.There are also mothers who are holding their babies. Although they are weak, they are full of joy as mothers.

And some rooms are very quiet, both the patients and their family members in the ward are numb.Some people were even covered with a white cloth and pushed out hastily.

On the way, Lu Fengdeng saw a man wearing glasses come out of the ward silently, then turned his head and cried against the wall.And in the half-closed door, he saw a pale man lying quietly on the hospital bed with his eyes closed.

Birth, old age, sickness and death in the hospital, welcoming and sending, joy and pain are all wonderfully and complicatedly integrated here, full of emotions that Lu Fengdeng can't understand.

Gu Xuezhong followed the other party in silence for a long time, and just about to speak, a mechanical female voice suddenly sounded:

"Awakened ones, hello, welcome to the new instance."

"Birth, old age, sickness and death are human nature. A person is doomed to die from birth. However, there are always people who try to break the laws of nature and try to escape the claws of death..."

As soon as the voice came out, Lu Fengdeng immediately dragged Gu Xuezhong into the public bathroom beside him.

They're in the hospital corridor now, and it would be troublesome to be seen disappearing suddenly.

Gu Xuezhong was dragged into the cubicle by the other party without any resistance. When Lu Fengdeng let go of his hand, he was about to say something when he saw Lu Fengdeng's fingers flying and quickly sent a message on WeChat:

[Encounter a supernatural event, come back after a while. ]

"...Please get ready, awakened ones, the copy of 'Attack and Defense' is about to start—"

In an instant, the public bathroom was empty and very quiet, as if no one had ever been here.

In the ward, Lao Tao's cell phone vibrated a few times in his trouser pocket.

He took out the screen and turned on the screen. When he saw the message, he couldn't help but sigh.