[Yi Tian] The Extinction of the Poor Nifa

"Little Master Uncle" was too shy, he kept pressing my unruly hand, shouting "Senior, don't, stop!"

Oh, little uncle, tell me not to stop!Lead!

I arched wildly on his body, and he quickly grabbed my hand.Unexpectedly, I haven't seen you for a few days, little uncle, your hand strength has become stronger.But, little uncle, don't hide it, in fact, you obviously want it very much, right?Although you struggled fiercely, you didn't use your internal strength at all.If you want to refuse, you will welcome God, it's so cute.

I skillfully took off the clothes of "Little Martial Uncle" and bit down hard on the collarbone, and said vaguely: "Little Martial Uncle, don't worry! I will be very light!"

"Senior! Wake up!" The little uncle happily played the "role-playing" game.

Oh, is this learning Yangdingtian?Sounds pretty similar.

My hand slid all the way down, "Little Master Uncle" struggled even harder, and accidentally touched my broken leg.

The old nun grinned in pain: "Little uncle, you touched my leg and broke it when it fell, it hurts so much..."

"Little Martial Uncle" really didn't move, and I kissed him in satisfaction.Oh, the muscles, the figure!The little uncle even went to the gym for me!

After a while, the muffled voice of the little master came: "Does your leg still hurt?"

The old nun smiled: "Kiss me and I won't hurt anymore!"

"Little Martial Uncle" didn't speak any more, lying on the ground like a dead body.

Oh, this trick didn't work for me!I quickly tapped a few big acupoints all over the body of "Little Master Uncle".The little uncle's voice could be called frightened: "Senior, what are you going to do!"

"Fry you!"

……

When Lao Ni woke up, he found that he had been moved under a dead tree.I blankly looked at the lonely stones and dead trees around me. There was no one there, but there was thick hay under my body. Although the weather was a bit cold, I didn't feel particularly cold.I looked at my body, and the broken clothes were scattered on my body, and even my broken legs were firmly fixed with wooden planks.

The old nun is so brave, wise and intelligent, so naturally he can't do such a frustrating thing as wearing the wrong belt.Then it is clear that my clothes are not my own.

Oh, and Lao Ni has recalled what he has done, and it is heartbreaking!

Although Lao Ni no longer needs to emphasize my intelligence again, the embarrassing incident of admitting the wrong person yesterday made me completely doubt my own IQ.Oh, Yang Dingtian and Xiao Shishu are obviously two types of men!

The old nun has always been loyal to his little uncle, oh, I knew there was something wrong with Zhuo Baihua's tea.You must believe in my tenacious heart, all of this is caused by sex drugs.Oh, never expected that Zhuo Baihua would be cruel to her senior brother!What was even more unexpected was that Zhuo Baihua put a green hat on herself.

Oh, if the protagonist of this series of events is not me, I will definitely be very excited and shout three times: "Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the way of heaven is reincarnation. If you don't believe me, look up, the sky will spare you!"

It's a pity that Lao Ni is one of the protagonists.So the autumn wind is bleak, and the blue sky is dark.Now the birds don't sing anymore, the flowers don't smell fragrant anymore, my mood isn't beautiful at all.

But that's not the point!The point is that the victim in this matter is actually the tough guy Yang Dingtian.Oh, I was so enthusiastic last night that I didn't miss out. I believe that Yang Dingtian's body must be colorful, comparable to Picasso's oil paintings.Especially when I saw the crystal water flashing in Yang Dingtian's eye sockets, my interest was further aroused.Cough cough, stop.

Combining the bloody romance dramas I have watched before and Yang Jiaozhu's performance from last night to now, I am absolutely sure that he is the same.Oh, that's not something to be happy about.It means that the old nun is still responsible!Wouldn't it be too detrimental to the old nun's style of a generation of masters if the old nun ate it up, patted his ass and left or something.

What if he can't think about it alone?

I seem to have seen his head raised at a 45-degree angle, looking at the sky brightly and sadly.Although Master Yang's painting style is very inconsistent with this scene, I believe you will be able to deeply understand his huge sorrow that can drown the entire universe.

I think it is necessary for me to have a good talk with Master Yang. After all, I have my junior uncle, and he has Zhuo Baihua. The distance between us is farther than Venus and Mars.We'll just talk about it as if nothing happened last night, and everyone will be happy.

Well, Lao Ni felt more and more that this plan was feasible.

Lao Ni was secretly delighted when a figure came and blocked my sunlight.I looked up and saw that it was Yang Dingtian.He had a shy face, with a bunch of wild fruits in his arms, and when he saw me, he even lowered his head, "Senior, are you awake? Eat some fruits."

I took the fruit from him. It is a common prickly pear on the mountain. It is not fully ripe and sour.While gnawing on the prickly pear, I looked at him suspiciously, "Your internal strength has fully recovered?"

Yang Dingtian lowered his head even lower, "If Yang's guess is correct, these internal forces should belong to the teacher."

Shrimp?My internal strength?Old Ni petrified.

The old nun hastily called out his inner breath and inspected his dantian.But...it was empty, nothing.The old nun didn't believe it, so he tried two more times, and sure enough, I lost all my internal strength.This is really a bolt from the blue. The internal strength that I have worked hard for more than ten years is gone.

In other words, it was all given to Yang Dingtian.Please forgive me for being restless.Oh, all pure children, please cover your little ears.Lao Ni is going to scold someone!

Lao Ni has always been charitable and amiable, but this time I have a hideous expression!I grabbed Yang Dingtian's clothes, "You actually sucked my internal energy! Isn't this "Yitian"? Your Mingjiao coach is obviously a great shift in the universe, why did it mutate into a star-absorbing ****! Come on!" Return my internal energy! #￥%”

Yang Dingtian let me ravage her, looking like a submissive little daughter-in-law, "This junior is not very clear about the reason, senior, please rest assured, when we go back, I will let Divine Doctor Hu find out the reason, Yang will never covet the senior's skill .”

Oh, this is even worse news.I didn't expect that one day, I would actually beg Hu Stupid Niu. If I knew this, I would have treated him better in the first place.It's all right now, don't even think about it, you know that Stupid Niu will definitely laugh at this matter severely.

I gnawed on the prickly pear with a "sad" face, probably my expression was too tragic, Yang Dingtian suddenly looked at me, and said to me with a serious face: "Senior, I will be responsible for you?"

What?I don't want you to be responsible.

The old nun felt that he couldn't keep up with the thinking of the Yang leader, "What? You don't plan to let me marry you with Zhuo Baihua's sister and younger sister!" Oh, Buddha, if this is the case, the old nun might as well be killed.

"How dare this junior think like this?" Yang Dingtian's sharp-edged face flashed this firm light, "Senior and sister Zhuo are both good women, and it is a great fortune to be lucky enough to be with one of them in this life. Sitting on two beauties?"

Master Yang, are you sure?I gnawed on the prickly pear blankly, and my heart became more and more contemptuous of Yang Dingtian, why is this guy so thick-skinned, and his face doesn't even turn red when he tells a lie.He actually put Lao Ni on the same level as Zhuo Baihua!What a bad review!

Yang Dingtian was still telling me his plan for the future: "I will break off the engagement with Zhuomei and help her find a more suitable person..."

etc!Master Yang, please don't hold on!Tell me how painful you are, and put on an affectionate face, it's best to shed a tear or two just right!If the performance is not in place, it will be cast aside by the masses.I am willing to be the vicious female partner on the road of love between you and Zhuo Baihua, please hurry up and love Zhuo Baihua and have a harmonious family, don't be responsible to me please!

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p;Yang Dingtian ignored my "constipated face" at all, and was still brooding over what happened yesterday, "Although what happened yesterday was not voluntary by Yang, Yang also has an unshirkable responsibility. Pushing the buck, it seems that Yang is contrived and contrived, it's too irresponsible for a man."

Oh, Master Yang, please don't talk to me about this topic with such a serious expression!I think I need to explain to Yang Dingtian.The old nun took a deep breath and said, "Master Yang, in fact, you don't need to be like this. I don't need you to be responsible. Oh, just treat yourself as if you were bitten by a dog."

Yang Dingtian's expression was dull.

The old nun smacked his mouth twice, no, it seems that the old nun is comparing himself to a dog.Fork and start over!

The old nun threw away the prickly pear in his hand, held Yang Dingtian's hand sincerely, and rubbed the pear juice on his hand: "Master Yang, can you pretend that what happened yesterday didn't happen? Otherwise, you will treat it like you Just bite the dog."

Fuck!This is not right!I must have been too excited, causing the language logic to be confused.

Yang Dingtian took a deep breath and looked at me with extremely sympathetic eyes, "Senior, you don't have to be brave. I also know that if we want to be together, we will definitely be blocked by many parties and the eyes of the world. But since things have happened, Yang is I won't escape, even if the senior is almost sixty years old, as long as he can do for the senior, Yang will definitely not frown."

what! ?Sixty years old!Lao Ni suddenly belatedly remembered that when I met Yang Dingtian for the first time, I once pretended to be 59.Yang Dingtian, you really sacrificed your life, should I be moved?

Lao Ni has a deep understanding of what it means to flow into a river of sadness. Obviously, Yang Dingtian and I live in two dimensions, and our brain waves are not on the same channel!According to Yang Dingtian's persistence, I must hit him hard, making him tremble when he thinks of my heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, and the idea that I am absolutely responsible for my death.

I looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, "Master Yang, I actually admitted the wrong person last night. I already have a man I love, who is more handsome than you, richer than you, and Armani and Rolls Royce .We are going to get married soon, please don't disturb our life, please? An angel will love you for me, and I will wish you happiness."

Zhuo Baihua's melody is not something everyone can learn, and the same words are as powerful as an atomic bomb when the old nun puts them in his mouth.Yang Dingtian was really hit hard. He walked to the side with a lonely expression, pondered for a long time, then slowly walked over, and said to me seriously: "I will wait until senior's marriage goes well before thinking about it. Shun, Yang will also take responsibility."

Oh, Master Yang, please don't have such a strong sense of responsibility!Lao Ni is going crazy! "It was just an accident. I don't want you to be responsible for me! There are many accidents in life. Even if I get married and have children in the future, it is possible that my husband accidentally cheated on me, and my husband died first. Are you responsible? ?”

This is really a philosophical question.Because I saw the extremely tangled and distressed expression on Yang Dingtian's face!

So, it was just a one-time sleep, there is absolutely no need to tie the rest of my life to you tightly!The old nun and I smiled, planning to "educate love" to Yang Dingtian.Unexpectedly, the guy suddenly raised his head, "Senior, I think what you said makes sense!"

What?

Yang Dingtian took another deep breath, and said firmly: "It's too irresponsible to just escort you to marry someone. Yang has decided not to marry in this lifetime. If seniors need it, they can come to Yang at any time."

What's this?Wannian big spare tire!

When did my extinct charm need a spare tire to set it off!What a disgrace!Oh, this is a thousand miles away from my original intention, Lord Buddha, please send down a bolt of lightning, either kill me or kill him!