There are always students who want to tease me

The word cohabitation, in Yu Zexuan's consciousness, was once a beautiful word that made his imagination run wild.

However, our ancestors told us that practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, and practice shattered all of Yu Zexuan's beautiful illusions.

Yu Zexuan used to live in the dormitory, and he was purely a hands-off shopkeeper. The only function of the dormitory for him was to sleep, not to mention cleaning, he never ran away, even the trash can in the house he never emptied.

Moreover, their dormitory is as small as a relic of the 80s, and there is no independent bathroom at all. This was once quite difficult for Uncle Yu to accept. After all, it is very troublesome to go to the toilet and take a shower.

But since living with Yan Hao, he feels that it is quite wise not to have such things as the bathroom in the dormitory, God knows how difficult it is to clean up that place.

Yan Hao is very clean, and Yu Zexuan has been deeply impressed by this before. Although he is not a clean freak, one can see how frequently he cleans things up just by looking at his dormitory.

But ever since they lived together, Yu Zexuan discovered that loving cleanliness is really a "good habit". Yan Hao can't tolerate any mess, but loving cleanliness and being diligent has nothing to do with it!

Yu Zexuan used to have an aunt at home to take care of his basic necessities, and he didn’t have to wash the dinner plates when he went to college. The bed sheets and quilts were thrown into the washing machine. He could wash a few personal clothes by himself at most, and his father was in charge of making money. To support his family, he only cares about eating, drinking and drinking, and has never touched the spring water with his fingers.

And after living together with Yan Hao for a month, let alone Yangchun water, what kind of dishwashing water, washing pot water, rice washing water, Liby detergent, Blue Moon laundry detergent, even the toilet cleaner has been stained all over him. .

Yan Hao probably finally found someone to support, so he naturally delegated most of the housework to Yu Zexuan. At one moment, he thought it was dusty, and at another moment, he felt that the things there were too messy to understand. The space range gradually extends from the public area of ​​the living room to Yu Zexuan's bedroom.

But Yu Zexuan stretched out his hand with his clothes, opened his mouth, how could he do any housework, so he maintained an attitude that he was almost done with his work, the floor after mopping was dirtier than without mopping, and the floor of the bathroom was not cleaned after taking a shower. Clean up the water, the dishes and bowls at home are broken every day, and the more you wash, the less you wash them.

But Yan Hao is very picky. He is not satisfied with the efficiency and results of this kind of work. He is not too lazy to do it himself, but he is very patient in teaching Yu Zexuan to do it. It didn't take long for him to achieve great results. Yu Zexuan couldn't imagine that one day he would be able to do housework so well-trained and methodical.

In fact, Yu Zexuan just likes Yan Hao, and he is not such an obedient person. The pain of doing housework is definitely no less than that of learning high mathematics. They kidnapped people.

There is still a distance between the school and the apartment. Yan Hao is different from him. He doesn’t go to class if he can’t think about it. But Yan Hao not only doesn’t skip class, but also is used to arriving early. He has classes five days a week and has morning classes four days a week. Because he lived in this apartment, he had to get up nearly an hour earlier than usual, which made Yu Zexuan feel a little guilty.

The second is because Yan Hao has a natural skill, cooking.To conquer a man's heart, one must first conquer a man's stomach, and Yu Zexuan's stomach was completely bought by Yan Hao.

As long as Yan Hao is at home, Yu Zexuan has the pleasure of going to a restaurant by himself. No matter what dish he orders, Yan Hao can give him an ancient knockout, even if it is a dish that Yan Hao has never cooked before. As long as you look up the recipe, you can cook it perfectly in one go, which is a perfect skill for the delicious Yu Zexuan!What's more, what he eats every day is made for him by the person on top of his heart.

However, their food tastes are very different. Yan Hao likes light dishes, but Yu Zexuan can't live without big fish and meat. They negotiated on the second day after they moved in. Yan Hao said that if Yu Zexuan If he doesn't take care of the housework, he won't want to see meat on the table in the future. On the contrary, if Yu Zexuan takes on all the housework, he will make him whatever he wants to eat in the future.

Faced with such conditions, Yu Zexuan properly chose to satisfy his appetite, sold his cheap physical strength, and started his life as a "little daughter-in-law" driven by the king.

"Knock, knock, Yu Zexuan?" Early in the morning, Yan Hao's knock sounded outside the bedroom door, "I'm coming in!"

It's all old men who don't have any special taboos, Yan Hao knocked on the door and there was no answer, so he knew that Yu Zexuan was still sleeping, so he just opened the door and walked in.

"It's past ten o'clock, you can't afford it?"

Yu Zexuan was trapped under the quilt, and when he heard the noise, he moved slightly, and said "um" softly, without even opening his eyes.

He had to work all night last night, and he was always more inspired when he started animation at night. He didn't sleep until five o'clock in the morning. At this time, the door was suddenly broken into, and he didn't pay attention. He thought with his toes. I also know that there is no one else except Yan Hao. He has a class this morning, and he probably just came back from class.

"I have a report meeting in the afternoon, and the instructor wants me to give a speech again. When I went to give a speech last time, I hung my clothes on the side of the chair and broke them. I haven't bought a new one yet. I'll wear yours first!" Yan Hao While talking, he opened Yu Zexuan's huge wardrobe and began to look for suitable formal clothes.

He knew that Yu Zexuan still had a little consciousness left, and he should be able to hear him speak, so he just informed him, and he knew that Yu Zexuan would certainly not say no.

And he usually wears his clothes. Since they were under the same roof, Yan Hao has lost the idea of ​​buying clothes. He is not very keen on wearing clothes, and Yu Zexuan's outfits are outrageous. He was able to wear his clothes, so he made up his mind not to waste the money, and directly grabbed Yu Zexuan's clothes, which was very cool.

"Are you saying that you can't buy some normal suits? What are these fancy suits?" Yan Hao picked and picked and disliked them.

Yu Zexuan's taste has always been coquettish, and the clothes on display are not serious, so he can only dig into the corner.

And Yu Zexuan, who was huddled in the quilt, covered his head with the quilt irritably. Things like getting up and getting angry couldn't stop him. The main conflict between him and Yan Hao still concentrated here. He is a night owl. No, and Yan Hao, except that he can't shake anything and has to stay up all night on Saturday night, usually goes to bed before twelve o'clock, and wakes up at 06:30 if there is a class.

The good thing is that Zexuan was basically like a dead pig when he fell asleep. If he hadn't broken into his room like this and talked to him directly, he wouldn't have said he was very conscious.

"Well~ I want to sleep, don't pick and choose!" Yu Zexuan moaned in a muffled voice.

Yan Hao looked at his dead appearance, and didn't bother with him, but took out a black suit and said in satisfaction: "Hey, this one is still okay, it looks more serious, but why is there only one suit?" Jacket, where did you stuff your pants?"

Yu Zexuan didn't know what Yan Hao said, let alone where his pants went, so sleepy that he didn't even want to say anything, he lay on the bed and pretended to be dead.

"Forget it anyway, I have pants, I took them away!" Yan Hao gave up resistance and closed the wardrobe door.

Yu Zexuan continued to play dead.

"I'll give you pork ribs at noon, you want to eat when you get up!" Yan Hao guessed that this guy might not be able to get up before he went out.

Hearing the ribs, Yu Zexuan finally made some movement, turned over, opened his eyes a crack, and closed them again overwhelmed before seeing Yan Hao's figure, lazily speaking in a sleepy tone He said, "I love you every day!"

Yu Zexuan kept saying this every day, and it didn't have the meaning he should have, but Yan Hao, who was about to close the door, still couldn't hold back, his hands paused, and after a short period of sluggishness, he slowly closed the door as if he hadn't heard it up.

He thought, Yu Zexuan, a foodie, doesn't love him, he loves his ribs.