come here, bastard

Ji Xiaoli poked his head out from the door at this moment: "Xiaoxiao, haven't you finished your work yet?"

Xiao Baixiao concealed his panic just now, he smiled and said: "It's already done, what's the matter? Didn't you find where the fish is?"

Ji Xiaoli smiled at this moment: "I found it, can't you smile and eat with me?"

Xiao Baixiao scratched his head at this moment: "Eh... I'm full with that, you go and eat first."

Ji Xiaoli frowned slightly after hearing this: "Really? Then where did you eat it? I haven't seen you eat it since you came home. Could it be that you eat it from that place?" What did Bai Xiaobai eat at home?"

At this moment, a strong sour smell suddenly filled the room.

Ji Xiaoli looked at him as if jealous: "Smile?"

Xiao Baixiao came back to his senses at this moment, he shook his head: "Okay, I'll go eat with you."

After speaking, he went to the living room and took out something to eat from the refrigerator, and then heated it up in the microwave.In fact, he doesn't like eating cold food very much.

And Ji Xiaoli sat on the sofa and ate the fish like a kitten. He elegantly removed the bones from the fish, and then ate it mouthful after mouthful.

Although he played the role of a beggar, he didn't know how to get on his body all day long, it was all dirty.But when he was eating fish, he picked out the bones neatly as if he had obsessive-compulsive disorder.He pulled out a whole fishbone from the fish, and then really picked up the fish and ate it like a kitten.

After eating for a while, he jumped onto the sofa again, his legs curled up as if he was squatting there eating a peerless delicacy.

Seeing him like this, Xiao Baixiao pointed to the tuna and salmon sashimi on the table: "These two kinds of fish don't have fishbone, why don't you eat this?"

At this time, Ji Xiaoli wiped his mouth contentedly, and he smiled: "If you eat fish, you have to eat fish bones. If the fish has no fish bones, it is the same as eating bananas without the skin. Can you eat bananas?"

Xiao Baixiao: "??"

Xiao Baixiao looked at him in bewilderment at the moment: No...these two are the same thing?

Anyway, Xiao Baixiao doesn't know much about Ji Xiaoli's brain circuit, but now he can see that Ji Xiaoli really likes to eat fish, and his attributes are really like a kitten.However, with his cunning, he is like a fox, just like his name.

By the way, when he mentioned his name, Xiao Baixiao thought of the person who called him just now.

Xiao Baixiao glanced at Ji Xiaoli quietly at this moment, and he asked tentatively: "Ahem, that... where is your home? Can you take me to see it?"

Ji Xiaoli saw that he had eaten all the thorny rain on the table, so he reluctantly picked up the fish sashimi with chopsticks, dipped it in soy sauce and mustard, and ate it.

As soon as he took a bite, he put on a suffocated and painful expression, and he quickly waved his hand: "Water...water!"

Xiao Baixiao forgot to tell him just now that there was too much mustard in the soy sauce just now...

Xiao Baixiao saw that his face was flushed and almost suffocated, so he hurried to the refrigerator to get him a bottle of drink and handed it to him.

Ji Xiaoli pulled out the cork of the glass bottle without even looking at it, and began to drink it "gulp, gulp", but he spit it all out with a "poof--" just after taking two sips.

He stuck out his tongue and looked at Ji Xiaoli with a painful expression: "Smile...is this bottle a bar?"

Xiao Baixiao hurried forward to grab the bottle in his hand at this moment, he glanced at the English letters on it, how could this be an imported drink?Xiao Baixiao took a sip lightly while thinking, and he just vomited it out like Ji Xiaoli - it's over, this is the Lafite they didn't finish last time, who is so wicked, who would throw the wine Put it in a drink bottle.

Xiao Baixiao hurried to the kitchen again at this time, he quickly poured a glass of water for Ji Xiaoli, and Ji Xiaoli took the water and drank it down.

Ji Xiaoli waited for a while before suppressing the mustard on top.

At this moment, he collapsed on the sofa and remained motionless.

Seeing this, Xiao Baixiao ran up quickly, ran to Ji Xiaoli and shook Ji Xiaoli vigorously: "Hey! Hey——Ji Xiaoli, what's wrong with you?"

No way?He just vomited out all the wine he drank, even if he drank a little bit, he wouldn't be in this state.

Xiao Baixiao was at a loss at the moment, he quickly took out his mobile phone and planned to call the emergency center.

And at this moment, Ji Xiaoli sat up with a sit-up, he looked at Xiao Baixiao and laughed loudly: "Hahaha——you were deceived by me!"

Xiao Baixiao was stunned suddenly after seeing him smiling happily. He just stared at Ji Xiaoli for a while, and then his face darkened. He suddenly smiled and said: "Okay, you little bastard, you are very proud of cheating me, aren't you?"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Baixiao was about to rush forward.

Seeing this, Ji Xiaoli quickly rolled over and slipped away from the sofa. He ran to the door and was about to open it.And at this moment, his face suddenly turned pale——

No matter how hard he pulls the door, the door won't open...

Xiao Baixiao also laughed triumphantly at this moment: "Hahaha... it's been tricked, don't even think about going out when you come to my house today. The world is so big, I don't believe I can't find out what your identity is."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Baixiao ran to Ji Xiaoli. Ji Xiaoli stood there motionless. At this moment, he suddenly looked behind Xiao Baixiao with a surprised expression and said, "Oh, sister, why did you come out?"

Xiao Baixiao didn't pay any attention to him at this moment, he smiled and said, "It seems like I've been fooled again...ah!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Baixiao felt someone punch him heavily on the head.

Xiao Baixiao was in so much pain that he was about to shed tears at this moment, he suddenly glanced back: "Who is it?"

As soon as the words finished, Xiao Baitang suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed one of his ears: "What? Your wings are stiff, and you dare to yell at your elder sister, right?"

Xiao Baixiao quickly covered his ears: "Hey hey... sister! I was wrong, I didn't know it was you just now, but that person lied to me just now."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Baixiao pointed to Ji Xiaoli who was next to the door, and Ji Xiaoli suddenly opened the door with a "click", he made a grimace at Xiao Baixiao and then slipped away with a smile.

Seeing this, Xiao Baixiao wanted to run forward and catch him, but at this moment Xiao Baitang grabbed his collar: "Oh? You brat, you still want to bully others?"

Xiao Baixiao looked at Xiao Baitang with an aggrieved expression at this moment: "Sister, why are you stopping me? He is a little liar, I must send him to a mental hospital today!"