come here, bastard
Chapter 36 Little Dinosaur Version 1.0
Ye Nan was ordered by Xiao Yin, so he stayed at Xiao Baixiao's house with peace of mind.
In fact, Xiao Baixiao's family has several properties in the local area, and he doesn't mind changing to another place to get rid of Ye Nan's "surveillance", but if he runs away, Ye Nan will complain to Xiao Yin again.At that time, he will definitely not be able to eat and walk around.
"Ahhh! Really, why my father didn't send someone to monitor my sister, but instead monitor me as a minor, it doesn't make any sense at all!" Xiao Baixiao said while frantic beside him.
"Because minors need more protection." Ji Xiaoli said.
Xiao Baixiao frowned tightly: "Then my sister is still a big girl who hasn't left the cabinet, isn't it more dangerous outside?"
"It's okay, I believe your sister can protect herself, by the way, has your sister practiced taekwondo?" Ji Xiaoli asked again at this moment.
Xiao Baixiao nodded: "Well...how did you know?"
"That's because of her breasts..." Ji Xiaoli said intermittently at this time.
As soon as Xiao Baixiao heard him say this, he became angry immediately, and he pressed Ji Xiaoli's head: "Okay! How dare you stare at my sister's chest, you stinky rascal!" One step, when Xiao Baixiao was about to hit him, Ji Xiaoli hurriedly said: "Wait a minute!"
Xiao Baixiao stopped for some reason: "I heard you say, if you can't give any valid reason, I will throw you out!"
"I saw that your sister has muscles next to her chest, and there are calluses on her finger joints, and her calf muscles are also tense. How can Miss Rich have such characteristics? It means that she exercises regularly, The calluses on her finger joints indicate that she often hits sandbags, and from the above, I have concluded that she has practiced taekwondo." Ji Xiaoli explained unhurriedly.
Xiao Baixiao: "..."
At this moment, he stared at Ji Xiaoli with wide-eyed eyes: This... who is this evil person, and why is he... so powerful?
"Your sister looks pretty good too, at least she has a black belt, right? Hiding it?" Ji Xiaoli asked again with a smile.
Xiao Baixiao came back to his senses and said: "Ang... she was taught by my father, if my father continues to practice, he should be at the level of a master, but father likes to accompany my father and travel everywhere with him .so……"
"It's okay, I understand!" Ji Xiaoli patted him on the shoulder, putting on a vicissitudes of life.
Hello!Are you a beggar who knows how to knit?Xiao Baixiao pushed Ji Xiaoli at this time: "Hey, Uncle Ye is gone, hurry up and get out now!"
Ji Xiaoli heard his instruction and slipped out with him.
……
After running for a while, Xiao Baixiao finally stopped: "Oh... I really don't understand, why am I acting like a thief now?"
Ji Xiaoli patted him on the shoulder again at this moment: "I can understand your current feelings very well!"
Xiao Baixiao folded his arms and looked at him again: "Why are you so afraid of Uncle Ye? Could it be that Uncle Ye knows you?"
Ji Xiaoli smiled awkwardly: What nonsense are you talking about?
"How is it possible? I'm just afraid of seeing strangers." Ji Xiaoli said again.
"I don't believe what you say." Xiao Baixiao said again.
Ji Xiaoli changed the subject, and he walked to a nearby flower bush in the garden: "You wait for me here first."
Xiao Baixiao looked at him: "What the hell are you trying to do?"
"I'm not messing around, just wait for me!" Ji Xiaoli said while waving his hand.
Xiao Baixiao frowned tightly, he was leaning against the wall with his arms in his arms, waiting for Ji Xiaoli.Not long after, there was a rustling in the grass...
A green thing appeared suddenly, and Xiao Baixiao immediately jumped back in fright: "What the hell?"
At this time, a fluffy green "little dinosaur" appeared in front of Xiao Baixiao.
The person in the one-piece cosplay said: "Smile, it's me."
Xiao Baixiao saw his face clearly at this time, and he looked at Ji Xiaoli in a daze: "You... why are you dressed like this?"
Ji Xiaoli is wearing a green dinosaur suit with yellow ridges on his back, and he is carrying a brown suitcase in his left hand.
Xiao Baixiao asked again with some confusion: "Where did you get so many things?"
"This is all my belongings." Ji Xiaoli said a little aggrieved.
Xiao Baixiao asked again: "Is this the solution to the problem you mentioned?"
Ji Xiaoli smiled at this moment: "That's right!"
"Hey! Big brother, you have to figure it out, okay? If you want to play cosplay, then go to the manga exhibition. Isn't it attracting attention if you walk on the street so casually?" Xiao Baixiao cried out a little bit broken.
Ji Xiaoli shook his head, and smiled again: "No, no! I just want to attract attention, and I will bring you to attract attention! And you want to bring me next to the group of people who spend money on hot searches , to attract their attention!"
Xiao Baixiao: "..."
What the hell is this?Sure enough... mental illness cannot be trusted.
……
"Da da da--"
Bai Xiaobai is playing games at home at the moment. He is frantically manipulating the keyboard at a speed of 160 beats per minute. "I don't believe that I can lose to you, the son of a bitch, or else I've been single for nothing all these years!"
Just when he was about to hit the critical moment and his nerves tensed up, the doorbell outside suddenly rang.Bai Xiaobai's hands trembled, and he suddenly pressed the exit button...
So, he panicked immediately, and after 2 minutes he logged in again, the game was over.
"Hold the grass, hold the grass!!!" Bai Xiaobai felt the urge to smash the keyboard.
At this time, there was another sound of the doorbell.
"Go to hell! Are you disturbing labor and capital playing games!" Bai Xiaobai rushed downstairs at this time and opened the door.
He was just about to yell, but he didn't expect to be slapped with cold water——
His anger was immediately suppressed, and when he was about to explode again, he saw a man in a green dinosaur cosplay costume pointing at him with a yellow water gun.
And beside that person, stood Xiao Baixiao.
Bai Xiaobai's anger at this moment was completely extinguished.He hurried to Xiao Baixiao's side: "Smile, why is it you?"
Xiao Baixiao raised his eyebrows at this moment: "Is it convenient? Let's go in and talk?"
Bai Xiaobai nodded: "Convenient and convenient! Of course it is convenient, go in quickly!"
After finishing speaking, he turned his gaze to the man in the bulky dinosaur suit behind him: "Then he..."
"Let him come in too." Xiao Baixiao said again.
"Uh-huh!"
Bai Xiaobai bared his teeth and gave Ji Xiaoli a smirk: "Come on, come in!"
Ji Xiaoli smiled at this moment, and pointed at him again with the water gun.Bai Xiaobai frowned tightly, and only then did he realize: the one who bared him with the water gun was the little beggar who had been bothering Xiaoxiao all this time? !
In fact, Xiao Baixiao's family has several properties in the local area, and he doesn't mind changing to another place to get rid of Ye Nan's "surveillance", but if he runs away, Ye Nan will complain to Xiao Yin again.At that time, he will definitely not be able to eat and walk around.
"Ahhh! Really, why my father didn't send someone to monitor my sister, but instead monitor me as a minor, it doesn't make any sense at all!" Xiao Baixiao said while frantic beside him.
"Because minors need more protection." Ji Xiaoli said.
Xiao Baixiao frowned tightly: "Then my sister is still a big girl who hasn't left the cabinet, isn't it more dangerous outside?"
"It's okay, I believe your sister can protect herself, by the way, has your sister practiced taekwondo?" Ji Xiaoli asked again at this moment.
Xiao Baixiao nodded: "Well...how did you know?"
"That's because of her breasts..." Ji Xiaoli said intermittently at this time.
As soon as Xiao Baixiao heard him say this, he became angry immediately, and he pressed Ji Xiaoli's head: "Okay! How dare you stare at my sister's chest, you stinky rascal!" One step, when Xiao Baixiao was about to hit him, Ji Xiaoli hurriedly said: "Wait a minute!"
Xiao Baixiao stopped for some reason: "I heard you say, if you can't give any valid reason, I will throw you out!"
"I saw that your sister has muscles next to her chest, and there are calluses on her finger joints, and her calf muscles are also tense. How can Miss Rich have such characteristics? It means that she exercises regularly, The calluses on her finger joints indicate that she often hits sandbags, and from the above, I have concluded that she has practiced taekwondo." Ji Xiaoli explained unhurriedly.
Xiao Baixiao: "..."
At this moment, he stared at Ji Xiaoli with wide-eyed eyes: This... who is this evil person, and why is he... so powerful?
"Your sister looks pretty good too, at least she has a black belt, right? Hiding it?" Ji Xiaoli asked again with a smile.
Xiao Baixiao came back to his senses and said: "Ang... she was taught by my father, if my father continues to practice, he should be at the level of a master, but father likes to accompany my father and travel everywhere with him .so……"
"It's okay, I understand!" Ji Xiaoli patted him on the shoulder, putting on a vicissitudes of life.
Hello!Are you a beggar who knows how to knit?Xiao Baixiao pushed Ji Xiaoli at this time: "Hey, Uncle Ye is gone, hurry up and get out now!"
Ji Xiaoli heard his instruction and slipped out with him.
……
After running for a while, Xiao Baixiao finally stopped: "Oh... I really don't understand, why am I acting like a thief now?"
Ji Xiaoli patted him on the shoulder again at this moment: "I can understand your current feelings very well!"
Xiao Baixiao folded his arms and looked at him again: "Why are you so afraid of Uncle Ye? Could it be that Uncle Ye knows you?"
Ji Xiaoli smiled awkwardly: What nonsense are you talking about?
"How is it possible? I'm just afraid of seeing strangers." Ji Xiaoli said again.
"I don't believe what you say." Xiao Baixiao said again.
Ji Xiaoli changed the subject, and he walked to a nearby flower bush in the garden: "You wait for me here first."
Xiao Baixiao looked at him: "What the hell are you trying to do?"
"I'm not messing around, just wait for me!" Ji Xiaoli said while waving his hand.
Xiao Baixiao frowned tightly, he was leaning against the wall with his arms in his arms, waiting for Ji Xiaoli.Not long after, there was a rustling in the grass...
A green thing appeared suddenly, and Xiao Baixiao immediately jumped back in fright: "What the hell?"
At this time, a fluffy green "little dinosaur" appeared in front of Xiao Baixiao.
The person in the one-piece cosplay said: "Smile, it's me."
Xiao Baixiao saw his face clearly at this time, and he looked at Ji Xiaoli in a daze: "You... why are you dressed like this?"
Ji Xiaoli is wearing a green dinosaur suit with yellow ridges on his back, and he is carrying a brown suitcase in his left hand.
Xiao Baixiao asked again with some confusion: "Where did you get so many things?"
"This is all my belongings." Ji Xiaoli said a little aggrieved.
Xiao Baixiao asked again: "Is this the solution to the problem you mentioned?"
Ji Xiaoli smiled at this moment: "That's right!"
"Hey! Big brother, you have to figure it out, okay? If you want to play cosplay, then go to the manga exhibition. Isn't it attracting attention if you walk on the street so casually?" Xiao Baixiao cried out a little bit broken.
Ji Xiaoli shook his head, and smiled again: "No, no! I just want to attract attention, and I will bring you to attract attention! And you want to bring me next to the group of people who spend money on hot searches , to attract their attention!"
Xiao Baixiao: "..."
What the hell is this?Sure enough... mental illness cannot be trusted.
……
"Da da da--"
Bai Xiaobai is playing games at home at the moment. He is frantically manipulating the keyboard at a speed of 160 beats per minute. "I don't believe that I can lose to you, the son of a bitch, or else I've been single for nothing all these years!"
Just when he was about to hit the critical moment and his nerves tensed up, the doorbell outside suddenly rang.Bai Xiaobai's hands trembled, and he suddenly pressed the exit button...
So, he panicked immediately, and after 2 minutes he logged in again, the game was over.
"Hold the grass, hold the grass!!!" Bai Xiaobai felt the urge to smash the keyboard.
At this time, there was another sound of the doorbell.
"Go to hell! Are you disturbing labor and capital playing games!" Bai Xiaobai rushed downstairs at this time and opened the door.
He was just about to yell, but he didn't expect to be slapped with cold water——
His anger was immediately suppressed, and when he was about to explode again, he saw a man in a green dinosaur cosplay costume pointing at him with a yellow water gun.
And beside that person, stood Xiao Baixiao.
Bai Xiaobai's anger at this moment was completely extinguished.He hurried to Xiao Baixiao's side: "Smile, why is it you?"
Xiao Baixiao raised his eyebrows at this moment: "Is it convenient? Let's go in and talk?"
Bai Xiaobai nodded: "Convenient and convenient! Of course it is convenient, go in quickly!"
After finishing speaking, he turned his gaze to the man in the bulky dinosaur suit behind him: "Then he..."
"Let him come in too." Xiao Baixiao said again.
"Uh-huh!"
Bai Xiaobai bared his teeth and gave Ji Xiaoli a smirk: "Come on, come in!"
Ji Xiaoli smiled at this moment, and pointed at him again with the water gun.Bai Xiaobai frowned tightly, and only then did he realize: the one who bared him with the water gun was the little beggar who had been bothering Xiaoxiao all this time? !
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