come here, bastard

At this time, Ji Xiaoli actually leaned his head close to his neck in an extremely ambiguous gesture, and hit his neck with a hot and humid breath.

"You...you get lost! At this moment, Ji Xiaoli made a move that made Xiao Baixiao feel bad.

This person actually stuck out his tongue and licked his neck... Finally, he bit something strange, Xiao Baixiao was really petrified.

It didn't take long for him to repair the crack, but at this moment, he only heard a "click—" and he cracked again.

……

After one night, Xiao Baixiao suddenly had the urge to kill someone.He wanted to write a murder plan, and then destroy the body of the person lying on his bed.

At this moment, there was a piece of paper on the table, on which was written a murder plan: first, alibi... second, method...

At this time, Ji Xiaoli suddenly came out of the bed, and he looked at the person who was thinking about the plan with a sad face.So I coughed twice, cleared my throat, and said, "If I were to kill someone, I would use the simplest method, using a neurotoxin, preferably snake venom or toad venom, in your food. Then you are poisoned to death, and then you are dismembered, the meat slices are separated from the bones, and the hard bones are boiled in a pot to soften them, and then they are smashed into slag with a soymilk machine. Treat them as garbage with the broken pieces of meat Throw it away. Of course, now that the garbage is sorted, you can find a more remote hotel and flush those things down the toilet." After speaking, he clapped his hands, "Perfect crime, there is no evidence at all! "

Hearing these creepy words, Xiao Baixiao suddenly had goosebumps all over his body, and he trembled, "You...don't come here! I just thought about it, I didn't want to implement it! I just wanted to scare you, put You are scared away!"

Ji Xiaoli smiled at this moment: "I can't do anything to you?"

"Then what do you mean by those words just now? How do you commit a perfect crime? I heard that you are insane, and murder is not illegal... You, you, you... Don't come here, I will call the police right away!" Bai Xiaoli's eyes were so terrifying.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow of pure natural pure!

"Now it's obvious that you are scaring people."

"I'm just giving you an example. Besides, as long as there is a crime, there will be traces. I don't recommend you to try it lightly! Because, the Skynet is well-established, and there are no omissions. Even if you kill someone without evidence, you can't escape your conscience." condemnation. Except for non-humans, of course!"

When Ji Xiaoli said this kind of lines in the second grade, Xiao Baixiaolei suddenly came to him.

"Where are you from, sir, may I beg you to leave? I was wrong. I shouldn't have called you over on the road. How about I give you a hammer now? After beating, you go!" Xiao Bai looked at him with a broken face, and almost cried.

Ji Xiaoli shook his head: "No, didn't you say you would agree to all my requests? If I want you to beat my legs, you can't refuse, can you?" When he said these words, he still looked Look innocent! !

Xiao Baixiao: "..."

"Help—" Xiao Baixiao suddenly heard a sound in the room.

I was bitten by that little bastard last night, but now I am still threatened by him.Xiao Baixiao picked up the phone at this time: Otherwise, we should call the police.