I don't know how many people in the world would have a birthday like mine!

I am a birthday star, right? I have people who like me to cheer me up, not one, but two!At this birthday party, how many words did I say?what can I say?Look at Lao Zuo's distressed appearance, life and death!Seeing Lao Han's wronged appearance, don't I feel bad?

Lao Han is also a human figure, he probably hasn't been humiliated by anyone for many years, let alone by a woman!

I don't know what kind of agreement Tian Zhenzhen and Lao Zuo had at home. It is estimated that Tian Zhen is really a stubble. He must take care of Lao Zuo. It must be very easy for Lao Zuo to have a free spare time after get off work. Difficult, he is always focused on being observed.

However, Lao Han still laughed. In any case, despite the unhappiness, he is currently the winner.

Lao Han grabbed my hand and put it on his chest: "Xiaohui, don't worry, you are the birthday star today, forget all the unhappiness just now, forget it completely! You are my brother's relatives, the closest relatives, Let's not stay here anymore, let's celebrate our birthday somewhere else!"

"Brother, you were wronged today. I feel very sad to see you like that. That's what Tian Zhenzhen said. Don't worry about it. After all, she is a woman, and women are small-minded. When it's over, it's okay There's nothing left, I'm just trying to make a living!"

"Haha, she has sharp teeth, she doesn't look at you, she doesn't look at the old left, what's wrong with her! Woman? This kind of woman is more terrifying than men! Fight with me? Take it easy!"

"Brother, you can't do it. Lao Zuo is already very pitiful. You don't want Lao Zuo to live with this woman in the future?"

Lao Han glanced at me with a strange look, which disappeared in an instant: "Okay, don't say it, don't say it now. Come on, let's go, this place , I can't stay for a minute!"

"Then you carry me! You carry me out of the house, you can go anywhere you want!" I have to tease Lao Han to make him forget the unhappiness just now, and it is best to delete it from his memory.Tian Zhenzhen, to be honest, I don't believe she will let it go.

Old Han must have thought my request was amusing, perhaps having not played such a game for many years.He left his seat, hunched over, and his voice was full of smiles: "Come on, let brother look at my back, Xiaohui, I will definitely carry you out of the hotel door!"

I put my arms on his shoulders, one ring, around his neck, exerted my body, and jumped lightly on his back. I thought it would push him to the ground, and my legs were ready to stand on the ground at any time. .However, I still miscalculated. Although Lao Han is smaller than me, he has brute force.He put my thighs around my thighs with both hands, and they were firmly attached to his back. He lifted his legs and was about to go out, and he said to me: "Open the door for us, open the door!".I raised my hand, under his armpit, and crunched him.

At this moment, he was discouraged, and as soon as his arm was clamped under his armpit, I fell off his back.

Unexpectedly, Lao Han has very fast skills, and in such a short time, he turned around and grabbed my shoulders with both hands the moment I fell to the ground.

I hugged his head and pulled him down. When I landed lightly, I kissed his mouth.

My little trick was also quickly solved by Lao Han. He leaned over me and kissed me heartily.

The sun is shining today and everyone on the street seems to be smiling.

Lao Han asked me in the hotel, "Xiaohui, where do you want to go now, do you have a plan?"

I said, "I just want to hang out with you, walk around, I am so happy now, I can't wait to shout to the world - I am so happy now! No, I want to climb to the TV tower, I want to go to China On the top of the mountain, on the thousand-foot building on the top of Huashan Mountain, I want to shout - I want to be with Han Jun, my brother, for a lifetime! I want to go to the top of Mount Tai, I want to shout at the Potala Palace, and shout at Mount Everest !"

Lao Han squinted his eyes and smiled, and said, "I know, you still want to go to the White House in the United States to shout! But, you'd better go to the grasslands, to the desert, and I will follow you wherever you go." Where to go, it is enough for me alone to know what you think in your heart, it is not necessary for everyone on Earth to know.”

He went on to say: "By the way, the village originally organized a tour during the National Day, but later decided to postpone the time to avoid the peak tourist season. It may take three or two days to make the trip. Let's go together then!"

I thought about it: "Okay, it's good to relax, now, let's go home, I want to go home with you, let's go home to cook and eat, I don't want to eat outside food, after so many years outside, what? I haven't eaten it before, I'm tired of it, I want to eat the food you fried for me!"

Old Han listened and kissed me again and again.

On the way, I asked; "Brother, where is your Murakami office?".I really want to see where Lao Han works. Everything about him makes me curious and obsessed.Lao Han smiled: "Okay, let the car drive over directly, after reading it, let's go home."

Yinshuifang Village Committee, at the southernmost part of the village, is a separate large courtyard. Nowadays, in the northern suburbs where land is very popular, it is already a luxury to have such an area.The office building is a small white building facing south with twelve rooms and five floors.At noon, no one was there, and even the door was locked.Lao Han untied the key from his waist to open the door, and he introduced to me the office division and functions of each floor one by one.Starting from the stairs, there are some posters about innovation and health, family planning, epidemic prevention, etc.

The whole building was silent, only two hearts were beating wildly.

Lao Han's office is on the sunny side of the south corridor on the third floor.What you see when you enter the door is a very large black boss desk.There is a gold-plated 14-inch TV-sized eagle sculpture on the table, which really looks like it is soaring.On the two walls, on the east side is a pair of words, four words flying like dragons and phoenixes: Nourish the people with integrity.On the west wall is a map of the West Peak of Mount Hua.

Looking around, there are a few sofas, two filing cabinets, an air conditioner and water dispenser, and nothing else.

I went over and touched the lifelike eagle; "Brother, this is a kind of yearning! Overlooking the boundless land, spreading your wings to the boundless sky, you are at ease!"

I sat on the boss chair and leaned against the back of the chair.This leather guy is just comfortable, I turned the chair left and right, closed my eyes, and slapped my hands on the table exaggeratedly: "Come on, put me on the person I like the most, I want to love him! "After that, he opened one eye and gave Lao Han a look.

Old Han smiled and took my eyes, closed the door, hugged me on the chair, kissed me, and touched me under me.

hot, really hot!

it's too hot!

Lao Han took off his pants, supported the table with both hands, and stood on the ground. I hugged him from behind and swayed.

I think, I'm like a big whore, at this time.

It's not wrong to say that I look like a big whore.This mainly refers to the period after meeting Lao Han.

Love, what a strange thing.When you like someone, you are pleasing to the eye no matter how you look at him, his sleeping posture is pleasing to the eye, the way he eats and walks is pleasing to the eye, even the way he wipes his nose is pleasing to the eye.He gives you a smile, and you will understand his thoughts, whether it is caring or courtship, with just a glance in the eyes, you will understand each other.As long as Lao Han has the slightest intention to be gentle, I can see it right away from his eyes.There is no need for him to say it directly, nor does he need to use a simple auxiliary action.

Sometimes, when we couldn’t sleep at night in summer, Lao Han would drive his newly bought Audi and go to Zhongnanshan Farmhouse to have barbecue at night. After eating and eating, his heart became hot and he gave a wink, and then he went to the river ditch, among the thick trees Lingering, sometimes this kind of wildness can stimulate mutual attachment.Many times, when I was cooking for him in the kitchen, he would come to hug me, hug me, and I would throw down the spatula, turn off the induction cooker, squeeze him in the corner, wait for the soul to return to the body, and then cook. The color and flavor of the dish was completely unqualified.

Okay, okay, digressing, let's get down to business.

Lao Han suddenly slapped his thigh: "Xiaohui, brother forgot a big thing, forgot to buy you a cake."

I said: "I eat cakes every year, and I'm not tired of it! Besides, I don't like creamy taste, so let's go back this year and bake a big cake and make a cake by ourselves, how about it?"

After hearing my suggestion, Lao Han immediately became excited, "Okay, let's go to the supermarket and see what's missing and then make up for it!"

Immediately, I took a taxi to the supermarket again. When I came back, there were a lot of big and small bags, just like immigrants.

go home.Lao Han started to take out the vegetables, and when he took them out, he always asked, Xiaohui, do you like to steam the eggplant first or boil it first?Do you like to toss your tomatoes with granulated sugar?Do you like baked pancakes or soft canned buns?Do you like peppers or green peppers?Oops, my god, it's really dead.I said, "Brother, in fact, I'm not picky eaters. Let me see what skills you have today. I have to see. Is my brother real or fake?"

After finishing speaking, I just laughed.Wang Youcai said: "Go to the kitchen for three days, wash your hands and make soup. If you don't know how to eat, let my sister-in-law taste it first." Lao Han said that he can also cook, and he can come to the pot regardless of red or white. When he stretches out his hand, at least , I know the saltiness, sourness and hotness in his diet, and I will have a plan in my heart when I cook for him in the future.He is so annoying, he keeps asking questions, asking me about my taste.

Lao Han came over and gagged me.The jam made me flustered, that damn thing was putting up the tent again, Lao Han quickly felt it, and smiled, circled his thumb and index finger, and flicked it lightly through his trousers: "Just say why you are so crazy, why are you so crazy?" Let you vent your anger, why are you not being honest, poking around like a thief!" After that, he unzipped his trousers and put his hand in, then he squatted down and wiped it out with his mouth.

The chopping board is full of vegetable pockets, piled up in a big pile, the top is a bag of cucumbers, the plastic bags are all bare, and the bags are sliding down as they are far away, I can’t reach them, so I yell "Cucumbers! Cucumbers!" Old Han was fighting with my stuff with all his heart. He gave me a sideways glance and said, "Here is the cucumbers! Good cucumbers!" The bag fell to the ground with a "boom" sound. , a few of them fell out of the bag and broke, gurgling and rolling around, I regretfully said: "The cucumber is broken!" Lao Han burst out laughing with a burst of tears: "It's all in my mouth! I like it." This sentence is like adding fuel to the fire, once, again, again, this cucumber is defeated by that cucumber.

Lao Han's cooking skills are better than mine.Spicy shrimp, steamed pork with rice flour, eight-treasure rice, fatty intestines, husband and wife lung slices, sweet and sour carp, gourd chicken, raw boiled meatballs, and soon a table will be served.

I made the noodles with yeast, and they were soft. I added tomatoes, green and red shreds, sweet-scented osmanthus, rock sugar, cream, and shredded green peppers.Then put it in a glass dish and put it in the microwave oven, the temperature is designed to be [-] degrees.

I clapped my hands: "You're done!".Old Han smiled and was about to come over to hug me when his phone rang.

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