social animal love rule

"'We haven't dated yet—'he said so...Xiu Zhi, are you listening!"

Asuka Maozawa put down the spoon in his hand and looked at Osamu Dazai with dissatisfaction.

The sunshine outside the window is warm, spilling in through the windows of the cafe, reflecting a faint colorful light on the transparent glass table. In July and August, even the sunlight is not glaring.

There are many colorful desserts on the table in front of them. In the exquisite small plates, light pink light yellow and sky blue macarons are stacked high. Honey red bean, tangy muffin cakes are sprinkled with crisp white icing.

Osamu Dazai was concentrating on crushing the Shuangpi Nai with a spoon without even raising his head. Obviously, he didn't listen carefully to his long speech just now.

Asuka Maozawa puffed up her face.

The last time Jianren Qihai said to her, Asuka Maoze didn't hear the slightest weirdness at that time.

At night, she put on her nightcap easily, rolled comfortably with the bear pillow in her arms, got into the bed, and was about to get rid of the tiredness of the day and close her eyes for a deep sleep. Suddenly noticed something was wrong.

Does Senior Qihai's words at that time have other meanings?

She opened her eyes with a swipe, blinked blankly, and stared at the dark ceiling in a daze, yes, what is the meaning, definitely!If that's what she thought...

Maoze Asuka slid into the quilt, only the top of his head was exposed, rolling around in the quilt, the corners of his mouth could not help but rise.

But what if she was thinking too much?This possibility suddenly appeared in her mind, what if she was acting passionate?Maoze Asuka's face collapsed again, his mood improved, and after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that both sides were possible.

Asuka Maoze stared at the ceiling, holding tightly to the edge of the quilt. She had no way of judging such things by herself.

No, she needs to find an experienced, love master to help her as a consultant!

"So, you came to me just to ask such a boring question?" Osamu Dazai propped his chin in boredom, holding a small silver spoon in one hand, and kept stirring in the double-skin milk, chopping the honey red beans, " How do you know... I'm very experienced?"

"I don't know yet!" Mao ZeAsuka explained the previous things clearly in one breath, his mouth was dry, and he took a couple of sips of the coffee in front of him, "Xiu Zhi, you have always been super attractive to women, right?" He was so infatuated with him There are a lot of crazy women, Mao ZeAsuka is very impressed, last time he brought back a fake bomb with a smile, saying it was given by the woman who pursued him, which scared her half to death.

That's why she specially invited Osamu Dazai to the coffee shop today to discuss important matters.

Ever since Osamu Dazai scared her half to death last time, Osamu Dazai moved out of her house. Asuka Maozawa also asked him and said that he didn't mean to blame him, but Osamu Dazai just said that he had a plan long ago .

Indeed, before he scared himself half to death, Osamu Dazai had already packed out all the things that belonged to him at home, that's why Mao ZeAsuka subconsciously thought about that, and he scared himself quite badly.

His luggage was only a small suitcase. That day, he carried the small suitcase and left her home without looking back.

Asuka Maoze looked at his beige clothes fluttering in the wind from the window, the messy snow-white bandages protruding from the sleeves and neckline, and the messy black hair covering the iris eyes, as if touched What's normal, it suddenly became clear that if he really wanted to leave, nothing could stop him.

They are very different people, but because of their childhood friendship, they still maintain an irreplaceable friendship.

She has been accommodating and taking care of Osamu Dazai, and has never been angry with him, because Asuka Maozawa knows that their friendship is not due to her alone, and the occasional pranks are just because of insecurity, not Just keep probing.He is also guarding her in his own way.

He has restrained his eccentric temper, and tried his best to play an ordinary person in this friendship.

After all, the guy who still winks at the waitress and smiles so ambiguously is completely different from the kid who stood behind a gorgeous screen when he was young, and his eyes didn't look like a living person at all...

Asuka Maozawa looked at Osamu Dazai full of love and affection, and the melancholy in his heart hadn't lasted for two seconds before his anger flared up again.

"Hey, Xiu Zhi, don't hold on to the waitress' hand!"

After Maozawa Asuka slammed Osamu Dazai on the head with a tray, he apologized for a long time to the waitress who was caught by him with an embarrassing face, then sat down slowly, and gouged Osamu Dazai hard glance.

Now she suddenly felt that it was not a wise choice to come to discuss with Osamu Dazai.

"Please, this isn't a problem at all, it's just an idiot's trouble."

Osamu Dazai elongated his voice lazily, emphasizing the word "idiot".

Asuka Maoze puffed up his cheeks, put the tray in his hand aside, rested his chin, and stared at him without blinking, "But I just don't understand, and I asked you because I didn't understand, did you Listen to me carefully?"

"Hey, I'm listening." Osamu Dazai answered without interest, without even raising his head, and was still fiddling with his mobile phone.

From head to toe, even his hair is full of perfunctory.

Mao ZeAsuka's nose was almost crooked, "Listen to me carefully! What are you doing?"

She simply stretched her neck and looked at Dazai Osamu's cell phone, and saw Dazai Osamu chatting with Wu-chan, the phone screen was densely packed with chat records, Mozawa Asuka immediately turned her eyes away, but what she just saw had already been printed On the retina, it will not fade for a long time.

Maoze Asuka had a complex expression, "It's been so long, you're still pretending to be a high school girl and chatting with others, it's really perverted."

Osamu Dazai didn't even raise his head, "It's been so long, even a man who has slept in bed can't handle it, how dare you talk about me."

Maoze Asuka choked suddenly.

After a few seconds, she raised her voice, "I just can't figure it out, so I asked you to help me out!"

She raised her voice, and Osamu Dazai immediately raised his voice as if confronting her, "So I say you're an idiot!" He closed the phone, put it aside with a bang,

"You still need to ask me this kind of question. Doesn't 'not a girlfriend yet' mean--I will be in the future? The focus is on "at present". How retarded are you?"

"Hey... hey?!! Really... really mean this?" Asuka Maoze suddenly froze in place as if he had been immobilized, his face gradually turned red, spreading to his neck , even stammering, "I didn't expect that, no, no, but...is this a confession?"

"It doesn't count." Osamu Dazai interrupted her coldly.

"Even if it's not a confession, it's pretty much the same!" Mozawa Asuka's mood was like taking off on a rocket, directly hitting the sun from the ground, with a bright smile on his face, "It means that Mr. Nanami has a crush on me!"

... She just knew?

After being ambiguous with him for several months, Mao ZeAsuka came to such a conclusion?

Osamu Dazai stopped the movement of his hands, raised his eyes, and fixedly stared at Asuka Maozawa. The surprise and smile on her face were so sincere, the corners of her mouth were about to fly into the sky, and there seemed to be little flowers floating around her, looking silly Looks dumber than a slug.

No way... She really didn't notice it at all before?

I can't stand it, how could he be friends with idiots, and whoever plays with idiots will become idiots one day, right?

"Since he has a crush on me, I like him too." Mao ZeAsuka closed his hands, his eyes glowing, "Xiu Zhi, what should we do next?"

...I even did the last step, and I still ask what should I do now?What kind of pure love script did you take?

Osamu Dazai silently glanced at Asuka Maozawa, who was extremely excited now, and sighed silently. He had no choice but to call him unlucky. One friend was more worrying than the other. He sneered in his heart, I didn't expect that I would have the day to say such a line.

"Look at this."

Osamu Dazai swept aside the dishes in front of him, took out a small notebook in his arms, took out a ballpoint pen, pressed it backwards on the table a few times, flipped through the notebook, and wrote and drew a few strokes on it , put the notebook on the table facing Asuka Maoze.

Asuka Maoze stared blankly at his movements. The notebook had already been handed to her face. She glanced at it and then raised her head to look at Osamu Dazai. The smile on his face was rarely suppressed, and his kite-colored pupils looked straight at him. There was an unpredictable look in her eyes, and she looked very serious.

Maoze Asuka also suddenly became nervous, took the notebook with both hands, and was stunned, "Ideal...?"

On the cover of this yellow-green thread-bound book, the word "ideal" is written in big characters, and the paper quality of the inner pages is also very special to the touch, not like an ordinary book.

Osamu Dazai crossed his fingers and put them under his chin, and the broken hair fell on his eyes, casting a crow-gray shadow.

His eyes were motionless, his eyes were deep, and his expression was very solemn, "Yes, this book is hundreds of thousands of yen a copy, which is super expensive, and it is handmade by a famous master, and only a hundred copies are made every year. "

Such a small book is so expensive?

Maoze Asuka's movements suddenly became cautious, holding the book in both hands to read carefully, gradually her eyes widened.

The palm-sized notebook is filled with densely packed words, red, black and blue three-color pens, and many have been crossed out. Various events are planned in detail, from the sky and the earth, the terrain to the words that should be said, and all kinds of words are annotated. Such possible emergencies and various branches are complicated, which is a hundred times more troublesome than their securities reports, no, more than ten thousand times!

"What... what is this?" Mao Ze Asuka's voice trembled.

Osamu Dazai slowly raised his eyelids, and glanced at her, "I specially made a love plan for you." A mysterious smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "It's tailor-made for idiot Xiaoxiang——"

As long as you use his analysis plan, there is no man you can't take down in the world, not to mention wanting a boyfriend, you can turn your boyfriend into a dog.

Asuka Nekozawa stared dumbfounded at the detailed love plan (criminal plan), Osamu Dazai slowly poured the macarons and other desserts into the coffee cup, stirred clockwise, and picked up the cup.

"I think...forget it." Asuka Maoze only read two lines, put down the notebook hastily, and said at a loss, "I think it's better to be sincere in interpersonal communication, it's too..." It's not a galgame, Qihai Jianren is not data, he is a real person, how can he use the plan written in the notebook to guide the strategy?

"I knew Xiaoxiang would say that." Dazai Osamu laughed, and turned the book two pages back.

"Those plans were written before." He brought the coffee cup to his mouth.

On the palm-sized notebook, several large characters were scrawled vertically with a ballpoint pen, almost occupying the entire sheet of paper.He just took out his ballpoint pen and scribbled down these words,

"That's the latest strategy right now."

Osamu Dazai spread the open book in front of Asuka Maozawa, and took a sip of his coffee with a smile on his face.

[Let's go directly——]

This... what does this mean?Literally?

Mao ZeAsuka stared blankly at these scribbled characters, raised his eyes in a daze, and suddenly saw Osamu Dazai bent down suddenly, covering his mouth and retching for a while.

She looked at him, then at the coffee cup in his hand, and was dumbfounded, "What did you just add to the cup?"

That cup of coffee seemed to be full of black air.

"Wu-chan said that this kind of coffee is very delicious." Osamu Dazai retched for a long time before leaning on the table, straightened up with difficulty, and a blurred smile appeared on his face, "Ah, that's right, at that moment just now, I seem to have seen the red flowers blooming in Huangquan Hirasaka."

"He understands quite well. This new method can be written into the "Complete Suicide Reader." Osamu Dazai smiled on his pale face. "Maybe he and I get along quite well."

Maoze Asuka held back for a long time, but still couldn't hold back.

"Let me be straightforward." She glanced at Dazai Osamu and said softly, "It is a crime to attack a young girl."

but……

Asuka Maoze stroked his chin, deep in thought.

If she goes directly to...

Probably not a crime...is it?