social animal love rule

"Are you... mad at me?"

Why would he ask such a question?

Maoze Asuka held the phone in a daze, only feeling sweat slowly seep out of her hands, and when she heard his sighing ending, her mind was at a loss and became blank.

What does he want to do?

"Come to the window..."

Even though he had no way to think, almost subconsciously, an absurd guess flashed in Mao ZeAsuka's mind.

Asuka Maozawa couldn't remember how she stumbled from the sofa to the balcony. She only remembered that she was holding the phone tightly to her chest, and her heart was beating so fast that it made her sick. It's a straight hit, and there's no tendency to slow down one bit.

"Xiu Zhi, what are you doing?" Mao Ze Asuka's voice trembled, she ran to the window sill with bare feet, "I won't be angry with you, what are you doing? Stop it..."

Her voice could almost be called pleading.

At this moment, she can't remember all the wicked things that Osamu Dazai did in the past, even the anger of being taken away from the umbrella last night and the car being stolen disappeared without a trace. There was no way to think, so I ran to the window instinctively.

The floor of the balcony was covered with tiles, sticking to the bare feet, it was cold, Asuka Maozawa ignored these, quickly opened the window and looked out.

The air outside the window is very fresh, with the unique smell of summer. The sky is blue and transparent, like the light color painted by a watercolor pen. was suddenly pushed away.

Osamu Dazai poked his head out from the opposite window and tilted his head to look at her with a bright smile on his face.

"surprise——"

His voice is joyful and light.

Asuka Maoze held the phone and stared blankly at him.

The morning sun was beautiful, and there seemed to be fresh dew in the air. His black hair was disheveled, and the sun was hidden between the hair gaps. It probably felt warm to the touch, and the light golden light fell on his face. The long, slender black eyelashes were gold-plated, and the sun was floating on the edge of the iris-colored pupils, as clear and shallow as two pools of uncondensed amber.

He was leaning against the window, holding his phone in one hand and a sandwich in the other, with a warm smile like a spring breeze on his mouth.

Maoze Asuka looked at him, the tip of her nose was still slightly red, she sucked her nose, and there was still crystal water in her eye sockets.

But her eyes had become cold and sharp.

On the opposite side, Osamu Dazai still had salad dressing and ketchup on his mouth, and he had eaten half of the sandwich in his hand. Obviously, before Asuka Mozawa called him, he was leisurely eating breakfast.

Osamu Dazai looked at Asuka Maozawa's face, and the smile on his face became even more exaggerated.

He smiled and asked, "Xiaoxiang, are you going to cry?"

Asuka Maoze's cell phone creaked, and she heard the sound of the strings of reason breaking in her head.

The opposite window belonged to Mr. Amuro's neighbor. Asuka Nekozawa looked at Osamu Dazai's bright smile expressionlessly again, and closed the window with a "bang".

At this moment, her heart was surprisingly peaceful.

She put her mobile phone in her pocket and walked slowly to the entrance. She didn't forget to tie her shoelaces and close the door before she walked to the door of the next door and knocked lightly.

Her heart was calm, not angry at all.

She just wanted to peel off Dazai Osamu's smiling face, remove his head, and help him drain the water in his head.

Asuka Maozawa knocked on the door mechanically.

After a while, the door opened, Toru Amuro held the doorknob with one hand, leaned out from behind the door, scratched his light blond hair with his hand, and looked down at Asuka Maozawa.

He was wearing a black V-neck summer thin knit shirt with collarbone exposed. The sleeves were rolled up to reveal his strong forearms. There were still drops of water on his hands, and he wore an apron outside the clothes, with a hurried look on his face.

Asuka Maoze said mechanically, "I'm sorry to trouble you."

She didn't need to look, she knew that Toru Amuro looked like this, he must have been busy in the kitchen just now, Dazai Osamu, this guy, treats other people's homes as his own, but he doesn't see outsiders at all, and turns around as instructed by his master, as long as he is a little No one with a modicum of common sense could do such a thing.

Sure enough, Osamu Dazai's voice came from the room, slowly, as if he was singing, and the ending was prolonged, "Mr. Amuro, the pot is going to burn—"

"I see!" Toru Amuro raised his voice and wiped his hands on the apron.

Toru Amuro is a normal person and a good person, so he couldn't bear to refuse Dazai Osamu's request, and greeted him without complaint, but obviously the guest didn't have much in mind, and kept asking, "I want my fried eggs Medium rare! This is almost burnt!"

A bitter smile appeared on the corner of Toru Amuro's mouth, and he hurriedly wanted to turn around and enter the room.

Asuka Maoze grabbed the doorknob.

Opening the door under Amuro Toru's gaze, Asuka Maozawa sank into his dantian, and then took a deep breath, "Osamu Dazai! Give it out!"

After she finished yelling, she looked at Kamuro Toru in amazement, and curled her hair in embarrassment, "He caused you trouble."

"No... nothing." Amuro Toru's voice was a little stuck.

"Speaking of which, why is he at your house?" Asuka Mozawa raised his eyes to Toru Amuro.

"The original weather forecast said that the rain would last for a long time. I didn't expect the sky to clear up suddenly this morning. It's rare for such a good weather. I wanted to take Harrow for a walk."

Asuka Maoze knew that Harrow was a puppy raised by Amuro, who was both cute and lively.

"When I opened the door, I saw Dazai-kun sitting at the door of your house." Toru Amuro's expression seemed to be difficult to express, but he continued, "I asked Dazai-kun why he was sitting at the door, and he said, "You didn't answer?" home, and did not give him a key, he had nowhere to go, so he sat at the door all night."

What the hell, he didn't need a key to get in, let alone sat at the door all night, Dazai didn't know where he was driving her car last night!

Moreover, what he said...

"No home at night." "No keys, nowhere to go."

Originally, Toru Amuro thought that he was a little boy raised by him at home, but Osamu Dazai didn't think it was enough.

Leaving him outside the house alone, and going out for a night of fun by himself?

Osamu Dazai hoped that Toru Amuro would think of her?

Sensing Amuro Toru's sight on him, Asuka Maozawa took two deep breaths, trying to calm down the anger in his heart.

"So, I'll let Dazai-kun come to my house to rest for a while." Amuro Toru's smile suddenly became bitter.

Mao ZeAsuka understood the unfinished meaning from his smile.It was nothing more than how Dazai Osamu turned against the customer and was not polite at all, asking Amuro Toru to make him breakfast, and he was picky and picky.

"Ah! Mr. Amuro, take care of your dog!"

While they were talking, Osamu Dazai held the sandwich in one hand, turned around to avoid the puppy, and finally swayed out.

The always friendly puppy Haro also bared his teeth at Osamu Dazai, and Asuka Mosawa nodded inwardly.

Osamu Dazai, people hate dogs.

Asuka Maozawa took Osamu Dazai home.

As soon as he got home, Asuka Maozawa locked the door, with an ugly expression like his mother who had barely put on a show outside, but when she got home, she showed her true self and was about to start beating people.

Osamu Dazai squatted on the ground aggrieved, looking up at her.

"Xiaoxiang, can I stop squatting." Osamu Dazai blinked and said pitifully, "My feet are so numb."

"You don't need to squat." Mao ZeAsuka said coldly, "You can also kneel."

She looked at the top of Osamu Dazai's head. When he stood up, he was more than a head taller than her. Did she still look up at him when she was going to give a lecture?

"Speak, now I will give you a chance to reflect and repent." Asuka Mozawa crossed his arms, looked down at Osamu Dazai with a cold expression on his face.

Osamu Dazai hugged his knees aggrievedly, squatted on the ground and curled up into a small ball, resting his chin on his knees, Asuka Maozawa could only see the top of his furry head, he said slowly, "Reflect... which one? "

Asuka Maoze slowly clenched his fists.

"Are you talking about your car?" He tilted his head. "Although the glass is broken, the tire is blown, the door has fallen off, and it's been knocked half flat... it will be seen."

He lowered his eyes innocently, "I obviously have worn marks on the car, it is absolutely the same as yours, but I was a little lazy, I didn't expect Xiaoxiang to be seen."

He muttered in a low voice, "I thought Xiaoxiang was an idiot, and I wouldn't see it. I was careless. Is this the intuition of an idiot?"

Mao ZeAsuka's clenched fist burst with veins.

It turned out that the car parked at the door was no longer her car. Her car was scrapped by Osamu Dazai last night and turned into a pile of scrap metal. He didn't know where it came from. A substitute car, trying to hide it from her.

Maoze Asuka's cat eyes were so angry that they almost stared into the eyes of a leopard.

Osamu Dazai watched the expression on her face, felt bad, and shrank back cautiously, "Xiao Xiang, you said that you will not blame me, and you will never be angry with me."

"When did I say that?" Asuka Maozawa squeezed out a voice between his teeth.

Dazai Osamu looked at her, put his hands in the pose of a phone, and put them next to his ears.

Maoze Asuka was stunned for a moment, then suddenly remembered.

【"Will you... be angry with me?"

"I won't be angry with you, what are you doing? Stop it..."]

It was the words she said in a panic when she called Osamu Dazai.

Asuka Maozawa was stunned, and stood there for a long time before lowering his head to look at Osamu Dazai in disbelief, "Is this why you deliberately scared me?"

When she thought Osamu Dazai was going to jump off the building, she was almost scared into cardiopulmonary arrest.

Just for this kind of thing, he actually made such an exaggerated joke to scare her?

Her eyes were red with anger, and she felt that her vision was blurred. She quickly wiped her eyes with the back of your hand, and said in a trembling voice, "It's too much..."

She was really scared to death by Osamu Dazai.

Cleaned up everything that belonged to him at home, couldn't get through the phone, and said such specious things, just to make her say "I won't be angry with him"?Asuka Maozawa bit her lip hard, and she confirmed once again that Osamu Dazai really has no common sense at all.

He has no way of understanding other people's feelings.

Just like now, he is still smiling and spreading his hands, "Hahaha, Xiaoxiang is the only one who will believe this every time."

"Only Xiaoxiang will believe this kind of trick." Dazai Osamu had a smile on his face, smiling and watching Mao ZeAsuka who looked like he was about to cry, and said slowly, "If you play this trick a lot, everyone will learn it. I don’t believe it anymore, I thought I couldn’t fool you.”

"You are the same as them, just don't care about it."

"How could I not believe you! Stupid!"

Maoze Asuka yelled fiercely at him, turned her face hastily, and wiped her face with her hands.

Osamu Dazai was stunned, "Stupid...you idiot?"

He lived to be in his 20s, and he has heard all kinds of abuse, but he has never heard anyone scold him for being stupid.

Asuka Maozawa wiped his face, walked into the room without looking back, stopped after taking two steps, and walked back to Dazai Osamu with a face.

Her face was so dark that ink could drip, but her eye sockets and nose were red, she reached out and grabbed Osamu Dazai's windbreaker, and began to pull it off.

Her cloudy expression could be described as funny, Osamu Dazai couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Xiao Xiang, although I said something bad in front of Mr. Amuro... you don't have to follow through with it, do you?"

"Do not talk nonsense."

Asuka Maoze sniffed, still with a fierce expression on his face, "The car is like that, you didn't get hurt, did you?"

The glass was shattered, the tire was blown, the door fell off, and half of it was knocked flat, and Osamu Dazai who was sitting inside...

She turned Dazai Osamu, up and down to confirm whether there was a real wound under the bandage.

Osamu Dazai laughed out loud after being touched by her, his voice was full of laughter, intermittently, "Xiaoxiang, you are such a weirdo."

After being played around by him like this, there is still a freak who cares about whether he is injured.

He sighed sincerely, "You are just like my mother."

Asuka Maozawa stopped the movement of his hand, and pressed Osamu Dazai hard on the shoulder, Osamu Dazai fell down on the sofa, still couldn't stop laughing.

Asuka Maoze folded his arms coldly and looked at him,

"You can tell me, you have worked so hard to do so many things, what did you do last night?"

Tired of laughing, Osamu Dazai leaned lazily on the sofa, hugging the pillow next to him in his arms.

"To put it simply... I went to touch it, the existence of another world." He stretched out his hand, spread five fingers, and waved in the void, "Because I want to confirm something."

"what?"

Asuka Maozawa asked subconsciously.

Osamu Dazai smiled, and slowly raised his eyes to look at Asuka Mozawa, "Xiaoxiang, do you want to hear me tell you about summer ghost stories?"

Summer ghost story?Mao ZeAsuka shrank back subconsciously.

Sadako, Hanako, Gap Girl, and Mother-in-law suddenly appeared in her mind.

She has been afraid of things like supernatural curses and ghost stories since she was a child. Another reason is that Osamu Dazai's childhood home "Old Tsushima House" is too gloomy. Now Osamu Dazai still wants to tell her ghost stories?

She shook her head desperately.

Osamu Dazai looked into her eyes, "I also think, Xiaoxiang, it's better for you never to touch these things."

"Then..." Osamu Dazai put his index finger on his lips, blinked his eyes, and smiled all over his face, "Take last night as my secret, okay?"

The author has something to say: Actually, Toru Amuro has a crush on Asuka

Because the long light blond hair and appearance are very similar to a certain lady in memory

But even I didn't notice

Only Osamu Dazai found out, so Dazai rushed to help clean up the frontline of the rival in love, Zazai was very busy

Osamu Dazai's plan:

1. On a night of heavy rain, it is related to "some kind of anomaly" under investigation, conduct investigation, (requires a car)

2. Steal Maoze Asuka's car, Qihai Jianren will send her home, so don't worry (Note: Opportunity to promote development)

3. After confirming the abnormality, I tidied up the dilapidated car, but to no avail, bought the car again, returned to Maoze Mansion, and squatted at the door of the house.

Tell a joke:

Xiaoxiang is a weirdo.

Osamu Dazai doesn't understand people's hearts.