social animal love rule

"So, you woke up in the morning and found lying with that senior?"

Osamu Dazai sat at the bar, propped his chin and asked.

Asuka Maozawa licked his dry lips from talking too much, and nodded heavily.

"Then, you took the initiative to hold someone's hand. You took the initiative first? I didn't expect you to be so active unexpectedly."

Mao ZeAsuka simply buried his head in his arms, refusing to recall the reality.

"Okay, okay, you don't have to be so depressed. It's just sleeping with someone. It's not a big deal, so you won't be so sad. Besides, since you took the initiative, you won't suffer."

The light at the bar was softly shining down from above. Osamu Dazai rested his chin on his right hand and lowered his long eyelashes. While lazily elongating his tone, he called the boss to serve him whiskey mixed with dish soap, while turning his head to look at the cat. Ze Asuka.

"No loss..." Mao Ze Asuka uttered a long mournful cry, her voice muffled in her arms, "That's it, the seniors in my company are very serious." She raised her face, lowered her eyebrows and pressed her lips tightly, He made an extremely serious and indifferent expression, and then plunged his head into the crook of his arm again, "It's like this feeling."

"Senior Qihai is very serious, with a very indifferent expression all the time, and I have acted like this towards such a person, I am simply guilty and insane." Mao ZeAsuka suddenly raised his head and stared straight at Looking at Osamu Dazai, the trembling voice said, "I am full of guilt now, recalling last night, I feel that I am not human."

"Is it so serious?" Osamu Dazai smiled slightly, "Then you just don't want to recall..." Before he finished speaking, the bar owner put the glass in front of him with a touch, and Osamu Dazai looked down. , immediately yelled, "Boss, I don't want this! Where's my dish soap and whiskey?"

The boss silently put an unopened bottle of dish soap next to his cup.

Osamu Dazai immediately cheered and poured the dishwashing liquid into the wine glass, stirred it with a straw, and a lot of small white bubbles came out of the wine. He calmed down and stared intently at these bubbles that kept bursting.

Asuka Maozawa waited for two seconds, thinking that the topic was over, Osamu Dazai suddenly spoke again, "But you can't help but not remember?"

The wall of the glass filled with ice cubes kept oozing fine droplets of water. Osamu Dazai raised the glass, facing the dim light bulb, the swaying liquid was shining brightly.

"The narrative is clear and the logic is harmonious. You can clearly recall what happened last night. You have been trying to recall what happened last night all day today to complete your memory, right?"

The high-purity whiskey has small bubbles rising from the bottom and blending with the layers of white foam above.

"Xiaoxiang, you don't have to condemn yourself like that." Osamu Dazai looked at it for a while with a smile on his face, and stared at Asuka Maozawa through the glass, "What kind of misunderstanding do you have about creatures like men? ?”

"If it wasn't for my own will, with your small body, I could force you, this 'senior'—" He spelled out the words clearly, emphasizing the "senior", and glanced up and down Maoze Asuka, who is less than 1.6 meters tall, smiled,

"What's the matter?"

He put down the wine glass, and flicked the rim of the glass lightly with his fingernails, making a crisp sound, covering up his low and inaudible voice, "Prudish."

He spoke very softly, Mao ZeAsuka didn't hear clearly, and subconsciously asked, "What?"

"It's nothing." Osamu Dazai answered without much energy, suddenly stretched his arms, and waved back past her, "Odasaku, this way."

"Hey Dazai, can't you see me?"

A cold male voice sounded from the side of the bar door, Dazai Osamu squinted his eyes and looked at him, and let out a sneer from his nose, "Do busy people in government agencies have time to come out for a drink?"

"If I remember correctly, you called me here, right?"

Standing by the door, Asuka Nekozawa also knew him. They were Oda Sakunosuke and Sakaguchi Ango, one of Dazai Osamu's few friends.

Ango Sakaguchi was wearing a dark suit with vertical stripes, holding a briefcase in his left hand, and pressing the doorknob with his right hand. He was wearing black thin-rimmed round-rimmed glasses. Under the glasses were slightly drooping corners of his eyes, with a cold expression as always.

He raised his eyelids slightly, and pursed his lips tightly. Asuka Maozawa's eyes involuntarily fell on the small mole at the corner of his mouth. Osamu Dazai just glanced at him from the corner of his eyes, and said nothing. Turning her head, she lay down on the table, silently staring at the glass in front of her.

Oda Sakunosuke seemed to be the same as the last time we met, and even the blank expression was exactly the same as last time, as if he didn't notice the atmosphere between his two friends, he waved his hand, "Long time no see, cat Miss Ze."

"Sakunosuke!" Asuka Maozawa turned his whole body around, showed a bright smile, and waved desperately to him, "Sit next to me!"

Well, it turns out that Oda Saku is not the only idiot who can't read the air.

Oda Sakunosuke sat next to Nekozawa Asuka, and Sakaguchi Ango sat next to Dazai Osamu.

Asuka Maozawa pulled Oda Sakunosuke's sleeve excitedly, "Is work going well now? I heard from Dazai, how many more children have you adopted?"

Oda Sakunosuke answered all questions, "I have adopted more than a dozen children. In addition to working in a detective agency, I also occasionally work part-time as a bus driver, gardener at the Atobe family, and museum security..."

"Wow! Sakunosuke, you are so amazing!" If others speak in such a tone, it will be suspected of irony, but Asuka Maozawa said very sincerely, obviously from the heart, and even his eyes lit up, "You are simply superman !"

"Nothing like that."

"No, Odasaku, you can do so many jobs at the same time and take care of so many children. It's simply amazing." Asuka Mozawa turned around, took out the big and small bags at his feet, and went to Sakunosuke Oda stuffed it in his arms, "This is the clothes, stationery and snacks I bought for the children, please accept it."

Just as Oda Sakunosuke was about to refuse, Osamu Dazai lazily said, "Oda Saku, you can accept it. On the way here, Xiao Xiang was arguing to buy things for the children. She picked out everything for a long time. of."

He followed up with another blow, "The labels were all cut off by her, and they can't be returned."

Oda Sakunosuke lowered his head to look at the exquisite handbag in his arms, which was full of all kinds of children's products, which were clearly divided into the bag, and he raised his eyes to look at the staring eyes. Looking at his cat Ze Asuka, her big wet eyes sparkled as if filled with stars, Oda Sakunosuke had no choice but to accept her gift, "Thank you."

"You're welcome, Sakunosuke said that he wants to be a writer, so you need to spare time, and I want to do something for you as well." Asuka Maozawa smiled, as if she didn't feel that her expression was meaningful at all. What a question, "And, I really like kids too!"

They chatted enthusiastically here, while Dazai Osamu and Sakaguchi Ango sat together silently on the other side, relatively speechless for a long time.

Osamu Dazai stared at the glass in front of him in a trance, while Ango Sakaguchi put one hand on the bar, leaned sideways, and quietly looked in the direction of Asuka Nekozawa and Sakunosuke Oda, holding the glass in the other hand, listening to their conversation.

After listening for a long time, he finally couldn't help it, and asked Osamu Dazai in a low voice, "Hey, Dazai, Miss Moozawa and Oda..."

"No." Osamu Dazai replied flatly without turning his head.

"..."

The warm yellow forehead light shines on the glass, and the detergent ripples into dazzling colors. It is full of poisonous and colorful light at first sight. Osamu Dazai is watching the scene reflected on the curved surface of the glass. Ango Sakaguchi does not seem to be Believe what he said, and looked at him with a little sympathy, why, do you think he is a tragic character whose childhood sweetheart was snatched away by his friends, and he is still sitting here drinking silently?

Odasaku is slow, Mozawa Asuka is natural, understand their words, don't use too deep thinking, they are all literal meanings, he hopes they can spark something, but judging from the current situation, it is simply impossible There is no possibility.

Osamu Dazai glanced at Ango Sakaguchi, who was resting his chin and looking like he was thinking about something, from the corner of his eye. He thought with a little dissatisfaction that Asuka Nekozawa might not know that her favorite type has always been very fixed.

Calm, upright, actionable, responsible and trustworthy.

However, because it was too natural, she didn't even realize it. Osamu Dazai propped his chin, lowered his eyes, and his long eyelashes covered his iris-colored pupils. Forget it, anyway, there is no possibility for him to misunderstand now. There's nothing wrong with that either.

Anyway, he still hasn't forgiven Sakaguchi Ango for betraying them, and of course he doesn't want his childhood sweetheart to be with the traitor.

They are all idiots, Osamu Dazai pressed the floating ice cubes under the foam, and thought idly, it is really boring to see through everything, just like the scene reflected in the glass, as simple as Sudoku Fill in the blanks, everyone is stupid, can't see the possibility of future development, and can't understand the emotional relationship.

There are some things, now you can see the end at a glance.

Osamu Dazai stroked the rim of the glass with his fingers, the melted foam stained his fingertips, and the fine water droplets on the wall of the glass kept oozing out. He smiled and raised his glass.

"Hey, Dazai, you can't drink this—"

The author has something to say:

Dazai successfully helped Nanami kill a potential love rival

The pain of a cp chef who hit the wrong cp

Dazai: Where did the senior come from to dismantle my weaving cat cp? The cp station is wrong, what is the point of my life? ?

Oh, Anwu has no part to play, cool