Clark has something to say

—I fuck myself.

When did the young people in the small town experience this scene?

Clark noticed that after he finished explaining, Batman was momentarily dazed. Although the bat hood didn't have the function of making facial expressions humanely, he didn't know what was going on. thick confusion.

Gay is myself.Clark thought sadly.

No, he has no opinion on any sexual orientation. After all, there are races in the universe who like to fall in love with chemical equations, but they are forced to be with Narcissus?

Rao, Clark really thinks something is wrong with him!

Not very lethal, but extremely insulting.

Bruce hummed in a trance, and said unceremoniously: "I hope you don't do anything irrational because of emotional issues."

Diana: "Huh?"

Clark: "..."

Why did Bruce Wayne tell Batman everything?

He explained even more humiliatingly: "Clark prefers Batman."

Diana's gaze became clear: "Who is Clark? Is he the new villain of Gotham?"

Clark: "..."

He didn't really want to know why liking Batman would be linked to Gotham's new villain.

……

...The Gotham villain's taste is so unique!What the hell is going on with you Gotham people?

Bruce was also choked, but he didn't bother to clarify more: "Clark is an intern at the Daily Planet."

"The best reporter." Clark retorted without thinking, he paused for a moment, and then reluctantly added the attributive: "One."

"It doesn't matter." Batman raised his hand and curled his fingers.

Clark: ...

Forget it, but fortunately Batman believed his words, at least Superman's vest was preserved, and he finished the last sentence to Batman tonight with exhaustion: "I hope you can join the alliance."

Bruce: "I—"

The dark knight's face was blurred by the wind, so that he couldn't finish his sentence, and then the sonic boom sounded not far away.

Bruce: "..."

It can be used to describe Superman's actions as fleeing.

He stood there with a blank face, not quite understanding what it was that scared Superman like this.

**

According to common sense, Clark should return to his rented house in Gotham and prepare to go to work in Wayne Mansion the next day, but he has been shaken too many times tonight, and urgently needs a warm harbor to stop temporarily——

Clark sighed, and decided to give up pretending to be a human for the time being. Superman should save Clark's life once in a while...

But Superman is a [-]/[-] job.

The villain will not stop doing things because Superman is exhausted. Before flying far, Super Hearing captured some suppressed gasps, and this voice was at the top of his attention list.

Clark paused and looked in the direction of the voice.

People can't, at least they shouldn't - but he's really tired of worrying about each other's virginity issues, after all his friends go through it all the time.

Clark flew down calmly, eyes tired: "Do you need my help?"

"Yes." Ye Yi looked at him desperately, and twisted symbolically: "At least don't let me be tied up so badly."

Clark sighed heavily, "Dick, have you considered adding a cape to the uniform?"

As he said that, he casually pulled off the tentacles that he didn't know what it was, and knocked out the guards around him. After all this was done, Dick had already consciously rubbed against him, his voice anxious.

"You have to keep me overnight, Clark."

Clark: "...you were evicted by the landlord again?"

Dick Grayson was the first person Clark saved after he became Superman. At that time, he only knew that this young man needed help, but Dick seemed to be a heartthrob, and they became familiar without knowing it.

... Dick became familiar with Clark unilaterally.It took him about a year to thoroughly explore Clark's arctic castle.

It has to be said that Dick has helped Clark a lot. In front of someone who knows everything, he can throw away all pretense and become Clark Kent with superpowers.

Clark speculates that Dick may have had a bad past, after all he has always deliberately obscured his past, even though they have known each other for so long, Dick has never talked about his family.

But these are not important, after Dick used the Kryptonian mythological figure Nightwing as his vigilante name, the connection between them was even stronger.

Metropolis, Clark's small apartment.

Dick pulled out his pillow from the closet familiarly, and threw it on the single bed. Nightwing's uniform was thrown on the ground. He breathed a long sigh of relief, pulled the quilt, and rolled himself into a quilt roll .

And Clark sat on the sofa sadly, like a man who had a midlife crisis and had nowhere to talk.

He turned his head slowly, stared at the quilt roll, and sighed.

Dick: "..."

Clark sighed again.

"Okay." The quilt was rolled up, and he stretched out a hand miserly, and patted the mattress loosely: "I'm really sleepy today, so I don't have much time for you to complain, Clark, how are you doing today?" How is it?"

"It sucks." Clark couldn't wait to pour out the bitter water: "I went to Gotham."

The slender and beautiful hand froze suddenly.

"Gotham?" The voice in the quilt sounded cautious: "Didn't you never go to Gotham?"

"I thought so." Clark said thoughtfully: "But everything happened too fast."

"what happened?"

Clarke counted the bad things one by one: "Bruce Wayne promoted me, now I'm his exclusive publicist, then I went to Gotham to invite Batman to join the alliance... Then Batman hit me, then Wonder Woman You know what, she fucked Batman and Baby Brucey at the same time, by the way, Baby Brucey..."

"and many more!"

Dick lifted the quilt and sat up straight, his eyes dull: "Say it again?"

Dick Grayson, aka Nightwing, Batman's first Robin, Bruce Wayne's adopted son, seemed to hear the sound of something breaking at this moment.

Clark: "Babe Brucey fucked Batman too?"

Dick wailed violently. If the question marks on his forehead could materialize, Clark's apartment would probably be full of question marks by now——

"No no no—don't let me hear this, move on!"

Dick fell on the bed in an unbelievably soft position, and grabbed his hair: "Wonder Woman hit you?"

"No, it's Batman." Clark replied aggrievedly.

When Dick got excited, he tore off a few strands of hair: "Why did he hit you!"

Clark thought about the cause and effect, and regretfully patched: "I'm sorry, I did it first."

Dick looked at him inexplicably: "Why?"

"He abused minors."

Dick: "..."

As one of the minors who were once abused by Batman, Nightwing expressed his embarrassment. He couldn't bear to look directly at him and covered his face: "I won't ask why you think he abused minors, and then?"

Clark was suspiciously silent for a while: "...Did you know that Batman sometimes changes clothes with Wayne?... For example, more private clothes?"

Dick: "???"

Dick: "!!!"

Superman, something is wrong with you.

The author has something to say:

Warning: There are many private settings, the original book is known by Super Bat first, Dick named Ye Yi because of the Kryptonian myth, because I wanted to engage in identity stalking and the Bat family, so I made a lot of private settings, and all the books that do not match the original are all private Set, then there will be no warning.