cat cat didn't do it on purpose

After Xiaobaidan was born, except for being active occasionally, she slept quietly in her little basket most of the time.

It doesn't seem to like sleeping in the same nest with the songbird's egg, and always pushes it aside quietly.Every time Lu Lingsen put the bird's egg next to it, after a while, he would find that the bird's egg had gone to the corner.

After a few times, Lu Lingsen replaced the little white egg with a soft nest, and filled it with silk satin produced by rare and exotic animals.He used the things that other people's homes might never see in his life, and laid several layers for Xiao Baidan.In addition, there are also several cute cat dolls, each of which is customized according to Fan Guang's appearance, whether sitting or lying down, and all of them are charmingly naive.

As for Fanguang, he cut a few strands of hair from his body as stuffing, made a soft pocket cushion, and put it under the little white egg. As soon as the little white egg smelled his breath, he lay down quietly The mat didn't move.

In this way, a few days passed between the worries of the two novices raising eggs. One day, Lu Lingsen suddenly held the ruler and said to Fan Guang in surprise: "Maomao! Has the egg grown a bit?"

"Really?" Fan Guang put down his brain, flashed to his side, poked his head over to look.

"The maximum diameter is 0.1 centimeters larger!" Lu Lingsen pointed to the ruler and his records from the previous few days, and said very firmly.

Fan Guang: "...Did you measure it wrong?" Fan Guang said weakly after being silent for a few seconds.

Lu Lingsen: "...how is it possible!" He vowed, "You have to trust my SSS physique's precise control!"

"Okay, but..." Fanguang hesitated for a moment, and couldn't bear to hit him.

0.1 cm is about no length for a star beast egg.

He looked at Lu Lingsen's excited expression, and said the truth cruelly: "According to this rising trend, you may not be able to be born in another 1 years."

Lu Lingsen was poured cold water by him, and he calmed down from the excitement just now: "...you are right."

The existence of the eggshell blocked Fanguang's perception of the egg, and he didn't know what was going on inside, but from the outside, the eggshell of Xiaobai's egg was shiny and delicate, and it didn't seem to be a serious problem.

Lu Lingsen was silent for a while, and said cruelly: "Wait another two months, if it doesn't work, just... just find a star."

Fanguang glanced at him and sighed for the first time in a cat's life.

Another week later, when Lu Lingsen was busy picking and choosing the stars under the Lu family's territory, eating, drinking and having fun, the little white egg grew up again, much faster than the first week, and the whole egg also grew up. A lot more lively.

Sometimes, there will even be a sudden attempt to "break out" while the couple are doing late-night sports.

After two times, Lu Lingsen protested first.

He said seriously: "I think it's not good for the growth of the eggs to put them in a small nest in the open air, or put them in an incubator with constant temperature and humidity." The sound insulation is good, and there are curtains that can be drawn when necessary. kind of.

And his name for Xiaobaidan also quickly dropped from cute Dandan, Danbao, and Babydan to little brat.

Fan Guang didn't notice this, and didn't understand his intentions, so he didn't care too much and said, "No need, the star beasts aren't that fragile."

It wasn't until Lu Lingsen pretended to make this request inadvertently that he realized that Lu Lingsen was disturbed during the harmonious time of the unhappy night. He immediately reacted and said with a smile: "I think it's good, the cub is best placed in the Only under the atmosphere of parents can we feel safe."

Lu Lingsen looked at the smirk on the corner of his mouth, bitter but did not dare to refute.

After two months like this, the little white egg quickly grew to the size of two goose eggs, which seemed to be a circle larger than the songbird eggs.

The two fathers finally let go of their hearts a little, thinking that they might see the cubs break their shells in their lifetimes.

Ever since Lu Lingsen had Xiaobaidan, every time the two of them went out, they would put Xiaobaidan in a small bag made of soft thread and carry it with them.

The bag is selected and woven by the versatile old butler himself, and every stitch is full of the old butler's love for the little white egg.

At first, Xiaobaidan was very small, and the bag was also small, so it was not obvious to hide it in the pocket, but as Xiaobaidan grew up, the bag became bigger and more fancy.

One day, Lu Lingsen had a talk show, and Fanguang didn't like crowded places, so he secretly sat in the corner of the back row of the auditorium.

As usual, he put the small bag in the inner pocket of the jacket, because it takes up a lot of space, and the time for him to wear formal clothes is also reduced. This time on the show, he just wore a loose jacket casually.

"Okay, that's the end of the interview about Mr. Lu. Next is the question time. We will choose three questions from the audience and ask Mr. Lu to answer them."

"Because it's a relatively easy session, we haven't screened everyone's questions, and there may be many kinds of questions. Mr. Lu, are you ready?" The host pointed to the super-large light screen, and smiled at Lu Lingsen.

Lu Lingsen nodded lightly.

It is precisely because of the last link that does not screen questions that this political program has been very popular and has been retained.

The problem is indeed that there are all kinds of things.

Although the interviewees are required to answer, they are not required to answer truthfully, and judge whether it is true or false.

The host continued: "Then please ask Mr. Lu to choose a number from 1-100."

Lu Lingsen casually reported three.

The host clicked on the first one, said "Wow", and said: "The first question is very exciting. May I ask Mr. Lu, as far as we know, your spouse entered the College Star Comprehensive Higher College through a non-examination method. , such a human being who is not excellent in the universal sense, why did you choose him?"

All of Fanguang's information is blocked from the outside world. In Lu Lingsen's introduction to his spouse on Starnet, there are only a few short lines of introduction: "Study in the Department of War History Research, Academy Star Comprehensive Higher School", and the live broadcast of the nine-school league. The video, on top of that, doesn't even have a close-up of the wedding day.

But just studying history in these few lines, it can also be seen that the cultural level is not high.

It also became a point of criticism for those Lu Lingsen admirers.

Hearing this question, Lu Lingsen smiled unceremoniously, and said: "You also said that you are not outstanding in the universal sense. My lover does not understand human knowledge, but he understands the vast and boundless sea of ​​stars, knows The glory of the ancient times of human beings possesses unparalleled combat power, and his existence itself is a miracle beyond human comprehension."

"What do you think is the basis of Lu's newly launched long-distance warship? What is the basis of the newly opened route? What is the basis of the new classification of the summoning array?"

"Excellence in the universal sense? What is that?" Lu Lingsen shook his head with a sneer, leaned forward slightly, and glanced disdainfully at everyone present.

The people swept by his gaze involuntarily lowered their heads slightly, not daring to look directly.

Lu Lingsen's eyes fell on a certain corner, his face instantly softened, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Then he said softly: "My love, he is—" Star Beast.

The last few words were barely audible, and the voice only flowed between his lips and teeth, and then dissipated in the air.

But his proud and proud smile was perfectly recorded by the camera.

All of a sudden, the whole network boiled.

Some lip-reading people deciphered these three words, but no one dared to believe it. What's more, the answer in this link itself could be faked.

It wasn't until a long time later that someone brought up this discovery again, and it was not taken seriously again, but no one knew what the truth was.

After a few seconds of silence, the field fell into an explosive discussion. The host came back to his senses, and quickly clicked on the next question, saying: "Mr. Lu, if your cat and eggs fell into the water together, what would you do?" Which one will be saved first?——This question is a bit strange, does the cat mean Mr. Lu’s summoned beast? And the egg refers to...?” The host was a little confused, and looked at Lu Lingsen in a daze, testing Ask him aggressively if he wants to change one.

Lu Lingsen's expression became visibly stiff.

You can know this question with your toes—it was asked by his cat!

Fan Guang's eyes in the corner showed a bit of weakness. Before going out, he specifically asked the old butler what to ask at this stage. He and Lu Lingsen had nothing to hide from each other. If you want to know anything, just ask directly. , There is no need to ask questions on this show. He thought for a long time and didn't know what to ask, so he simply asked Uncle Min.

As soon as the old housekeeper made up his mind, he also came up with a tricky idea and asked Fanguang such a question, and asked him to ask it.

Fan Guang included the list of questions intact, but he did not expect such a coincidence that he just picked this one.

The audience whispered to each other, all in a daze, not knowing what the questioner meant.

On the contrary, Lu Lingsen gritted his teeth, looked at the man in the corner with a smile in his eyes, and finally said helplessly: "Save the cat, after all, it's not important for the egg to fall into the water, but it's not good for the cat to fall into the water." Lu Lingsen emphasized emphatically "" egg".

Fan Guang in the corner made a funny face at his taking advantage of the loophole, and Uncle Min at home also slapped his thigh angrily.

Lu Lingsen smiled and said, "Let's go to the next question."

Although the host didn't know what happened, he dutifully asked the next question. This question was quite satisfactory, and it was a few thoughts on the current situation in the star field. Lu Lingsen straightened his expression and answered a few questions in detail.

"...The existence of the family itself is another way of centralizing power. It evolved from the clan in the past. Compared with the establishment of a country, it is more..." Lu Lingsen's originally fluent speech suddenly paused, and then his expression became strange.

The host was listening to him talking with a smile, but when he saw this, he subconsciously asked, "What's wrong?"

Lu Lingsen's face gradually panicked, he froze and slowly opened the clothes on his chest, looked down, then slowly raised his head, and said to the corner suddenly: "Cat! The egg, the egg is broken!" !"

Fan Guang in the corner instantly stood up and said in horror, "Eh???"