cat cat didn't do it on purpose

Fan Guang turned around when the voice sounded, and then lightly jumped onto Lu Lingsen's lap.

Lu Lingsen looked down at him, and the few seconds of the video had already been played.

"Tsk, what are you doing jumping up here?" Lu Lingsen glanced at the black pants and the pure white fur of the little milk cat.

Fanguang tilted his head innocently, then squeezed his hand away, and leaned in front of Guangnao.

Let cats be healthy!

Lu Lingsen was arched by the cat's soft head, and warned angrily, "Don't push yourself too far." He leaned back speechlessly and let the kitty get into his arms.

The insatiable cat flicked its tail, patted the cat's paw, and replayed the video again.

In just a few seconds of video, the barrage is full of question marks.

They looked like the bewildered and shocked little eyes of the people of the Star Region.

Fanguang curiously stretched out his paw to reach for the question mark that floated by, but accidentally touched a sentence next to it, and a male voice suddenly sounded in the aircraft.

"Fuck! What is this?! The Iron Fist of Justice???"

Fanguang: "?"

He was startled, the whole cat shrank back, and its fluffy butt pressed against the human's chest.

Lu Lingsen looked disgusted, poked the cat's butt, and saw the kitten shaking its flesh.

It felt good, and he couldn't help poking it a few more times.

Fan Guang ignored the "naughty" human behind him, stretched out his claws and patted the next one.

"It's just so-so. If you don't believe me, if you let him punch me, he will immediately kneel down and beg me not to die."

"Heh, with all due respect, at this level, if he punches me, even though I'm dead, I still have 1 objections."

"Ninth-level summoned beast: Young man! You don't talk about martial arts!"

"..."

Fanguang became more active, passing one by one, different human voices suddenly sounded in the aircraft, and it suddenly became a human voice quintet.

Lu Lingsen: "..." When Maozizi was about to sing a chorus, he quickly pinched his jio, which was about to move.

"Voice barrage is indeed the most unreasonable invention." Lu Lingsen hummed, and clicked on the next video.

The video is not long, but about 1 minute, the opening scene is the earth-shattering punch of Patriarch Lin's summoned chimpanzee.

Because of the zoomed-in shooting angle, the huge fist was close at hand, as if it was about to fall on the body in the next second, which shocked many viewers.

But immediately after, the giant rabbit ducked and dodged.

Suddenly the screen is full of 666.

The field seemed to be in a stalemate, but within a few seconds, the chimpanzee suddenly knelt down!

The barrage suddenly went crazy, with question marks covering the sky, the shock was no less shocking than seeing the famous waste Lu Lingsen flying the giant rabbit of the ninth-level alien beast with a punch!

Until the chimpanzee was taken back by Patriarch Lin and the video ended, the screen full of question marks seemed to be unfinished.

Lu Lingsen replayed it again, thinking while watching: "Nine-level alien beast, is it really that exaggerated?"

"Lin Xian's chimpanzee is also A-level qualified, and it is a seventh-level alien beast. It is not impossible to hit the ninth-level alien beast in the future. It is unreasonable to surrender to a ninth-level alien beast with poor aptitude... Then why? ?”

Fan Guang sat and listened to him talking to himself with an innocent face.

Maomao doesn't know, it must have nothing to do with Maomao.

Lu Lingsen looked at the various guesses in the comments, most of them were ignorant netizens who would only shout "Fuck", thinking that the coercion of the ninth-level alien beasts is really awesome, and they will be defeated without a fight, only a few An objection was raised, but was quickly refuted.

"It's not a kneeling ninth-level beast, what is it kneeling? Don't tell me it's Lu Lingsen, it's even more nonsense than a ninth-level beast."

"Maybe Lu Lingsen was actually transformed from a star beast, or else a normal person could throw that punch?"

"This is more nonsense than a ninth-level beast kneeling on him."

"Um... Has anyone noticed that the ending seems to have fallen from the rabbit? Because it is also white and small, it is completely integrated with the rabbit."

"?Where?"

Lu Lingsen froze for a moment, then watched the video carefully and repeatedly, only to see a small falling white spot at the end where he hadn't arrived in just half a second.

Lu Lingsen: "..."

He turned off the video speechlessly, clicked on another interface, and soon a male human appeared on the optical brain.

"Master." The man shouted respectfully.

"The small family is indeed a small family, and the secrecy of the second son's summoning ceremony is not well done." Lu Lingsen's face flashed with distaste, and he continued, "Don't worry about other videos, you can go and check if you have captured them. This little thing." Lu Lingsen said as he adjusted the camera and pointed it at the kitten on his lap.

Fan Guang blinked his eyes, saw the pupils of the man on the opposite side tremble, and then stammered a reply: "Okay, okay."

"What's your expression?" Lu Lingsen glared at the adjutant, dissatisfied.

"..." The adjutant didn't dare to offend the irascible demon king, and quickly put away the shock on his face, but silently glanced at the white cat sitting on the black trousers.

Demon King Lu actually has a cat? !There is such a miracle in the world? !

Lu Lingsen couldn't hear the adjutant's slander, he saw that the person's expression was normal, and said again: "Notify Uncle Min to prepare something for cats."

The adjutant responded, and he turned to talk about other things, and when he finally came to an end, the other courtyard also arrived.

Lu Lingsen usually doesn't live with the head of the Lu family. When he was 17 years old, he bought a courtyard for himself on the main planet of the Lu family. Considering that the summoned beasts like nature, he also surrounded a large courtyard and back mountain.

But later, his summoning ceremony failed, and there were no summoned beasts to have fun, and this beautiful mountain and river were left idle.

When Lu Lingsen took the cat to another courtyard, it was already dark.The planet where the main star of the Lu family is located is similar to the autobiography and revolution period of the human home planet Earth many years ago, so it follows the set of timing rules of the home star.

"Master, is everything going well today?" The old butler Lu Min stood at the door and said with a smile.

"Normally, I picked up a 'thief' and came back." Lu Lingsen greeted the butler standing at the door, took off his coat and handed it to him, and then gestured to him with the little milk cat.

The butler froze for a moment, a little surprised.

Lu Lingsen is not the type who likes small animals. He even brought back a kitten, and he said it was... a thief?

The housekeeper was bewildered.

Lu Lingsen let Fanguang into the room, looked around curiously, and then went straight to the kitchen while the two were chatting at the door.

Lu Lingsen: "?"

The old butler: "?"

Lu Lingsen gritted his teeth with a headache on his face, woke up the smart home, and said, "Qingqing, watch that guy for me."

A gentle female voice responded.

Lu Lingsen thought for a while, and added: "That little thing has a criminal record, look at it, don't steal the whole house for me."

Qingqing: "..."

The old butler: "..."

Master, do you have any misunderstanding about cats? It's just a weak, pitiful and helpless kitten!

The butler looked in surprise and pity at the corridor where there were no cat shadows.

Lu Lingsen ignored the thoughts of the housekeeper and Zhizhi, and went upstairs to the study.

Fanguang wandered into the kitchen, the kitchen was very quiet, only a robot with eight arms was working.

He squatted curiously at the door of the kitchen. The robot that detected the biosignal glanced around and paused.

"Drip——scanning is complete, it's not a fleeing ingredient." After the electronic voice ended, the robot turned back and concentrated on doing its own thing.

Seeing that it didn't respond, Fan Guang turned his golden cat's eyes around the counter, swept his slender tail lightly, and then suddenly disappeared in place.

When he reappeared, he was walking out of the kitchen with a piece of shortbread in his mouth.

The shortbread in one hand of the robot was gone, and the other hand was still sprinkling powdered sugar habitually, and it was all scattered on the table.

robot:"……!!!"

The poor robot stood there holding the powdered sugar jar, as if the program hadn't recovered yet.

Fanguang didn't take a few steps, but was suddenly picked up by someone.

"Huh? What's in your mouth, baby?" The housekeeper picked him up and said with a smile.

When he saw the shortbread in his mouth, he froze for a moment, then reached out and pulled it out, saying, "Little cats can't eat this."

With a "crack", Fanguang bit off the half piece in his mouth, and he didn't care about the remaining half falling into the hands of humans.

He is not a kitten who protects food. Star Tour has a wide range of recipes, and his strength is extremely terrifying, which means that they will not go hungry. Therefore, most of them do not have the habit of protecting food.

Now seeing the butler reaching out to take the food in his mouth, he thought that this human being also wanted to eat, so he generously divided half of it.

Instead, the housekeeper who had been shared with the food by Maomao looked at the shortbread left in his hand, and felt a slight headache when he met the little milk cat's expectant and well-behaved eyes.

After several days in a row, Fanguang never saw the human being who brought him home again.

But he has been drifting in the star sea for a long time, and he has developed a character of being easy-going. In addition, the human butler likes him very much and always plays with him, so his life is comfortable.

It's just that the kitchen robot is more miserable, and it's not uncommon for him to suffer from his poisonous claws.

On this day, as usual, Fanguang slipped to the kitchen to "cut the beard". As soon as he took a freshly baked matcha cake in his mouth, the kitchen door closed.

Immediately afterwards, the gentle voice of the artificial intelligence sounded: "You can't do other people's things without authorization, even if you are a cute kitten."

Fan Guang tilted his head, half understanding.

The inherited memory is huge and heterogeneous. He can understand, understand, and recognize some things about human beings, but he can't understand the basic public order and good customs that form human society.

The nature of star beasts is to plunder, even though the star beasts are gentle star beasts, and their prey avoids the planet of intelligent creatures, plunder is still their nature.

Although he has now been reduced to bullying and bullying intelligent robots.

The artificial intelligence babbled and found that although the little milk cat was sitting obediently, its eyes had slowly closed and dozed off.

Artificial Intelligence Qingqing: "..."

She cleared her throat, followed by a sharp "Meow~!"

Fan Guang woke up suddenly, his cat eyes widened, and he looked around in horror.

"Meow, meow meow~meow meow meow—meow!" Qingqing paused, softened his voice, and then began to "meow" non-stop, trying to communicate with the kittens in cat language.

Fan Guang was full of question marks.

He sat and listened for a while, but he couldn't understand, so he jumped off the counter, straightened up and opened the door.

As soon as the door was opened, it bumped into a human leg.

"?" The visitor looked down at him.

The voice of artificial intelligence stopped abruptly.

Lu Lingsen was very confused, picked up the kitten to look at it, and said, "Qingqing, what are you doing?"

"..." The artificial intelligence was silent for a while before saying, "Try to communicate with it."

Lu Lingsen: "..."

He took a deep breath, suppressed his irritability due to the retarded behavior of artificial intelligence, and said, "I don't know when humans deciphered cat language."

The artificial intelligence heard his ridicule and shut up decisively.

Lu Lingsen stopped chasing and mocking, and instead asked, "Where's my little cake?"

artificial intelligence:"……"

Fanguang: "..."

Lu Lingsen seemed to suddenly think of something, and looked down at the kitten in his hand.

The milk cat's eyes are still big and bright, innocent and naive.

But there is a layer of cake paper on the mouth.

Lu Lingsen: "..."

He bared his teeth, a fierce light flashed in his eyes, and he smiled sinisterly: "You stole my cake?"

Fan Guang: "..." puffed out his mouth, and blew away the cake paper sticking to his face, then tilted his head innocently.

No, it was the cake that moved first!

Lu Lingsen: "..."

"I think you owe a lesson." Holding the cat, he patted the kitty's ass twice, and said, "Stealing my beast... and stealing my cake, and trying to erase the evidence."

Fanguang was caught off guard twice, and the cat froze into a ball, its tail curled up suddenly, and its pupils shrank into a thin line.

Lu Lingsen didn't notice his abnormality, and maintained an expression of disapproval, but he slapped it lightly, and then withdrew his hand, warning: "If you can't restrain your claws, I'll chop them off and throw them in the back mountain to feed the strangers." Beast, do you hear me?"

Fanguang: "..."

He maintained a shocked expression, subconsciously nodded.

Lu Lingsen's expression paused, he thought he was dazzled, why did he see the kitty nodding his head?Take a closer look, the kitten is still innocent and naive.

He suppressed the trace of suspicion, glanced at the kitchen robot standing still, rubbed the center of his brows, and then continued: "Go and play by yourself, just don't go to the back mountain, Qingqing, you look at it, don't let it Enter the back mountain." Saying that, she put down Fan Guang and walked outside.

Fan Guang squatted on the ground, watching the backs of the human beings gradually walking away, for some reason, he felt that he seemed different from usual.

Although he was still vicious, he let Little Cake go so easily.

It shouldn't.

Fanguang contemplates.

If I have to use a metaphor, it’s probably because I’ve been drifting in the sea of ​​stars for a long time, and I haven’t met a chocolate crispy shell, nor a companion. In the huge sea of ​​stars, I only have my own mood when I’m wandering alone.

Is it because you didn't eat the little cake?