warm bed for the loser

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【Grey Falcon:】

The morning mist envelops the entire mountain range lightly, and the warm masculinity of spring just peeks out the first ray of orange light from the clouds.

A strong wind blew by, flying the young leaves on the branches and startling a flock of birds.

Immediately after the second and third lanes, the swift and lightning-fast heroic figure blew across like lightning, and rushed towards the big grass.

Yin Qi ran wildly against the wind at the front, followed by a large group of ferocious beasts, howling and running, and washed away the rabbits and white deer all over the mountains and plains, and was chased by a group of crazy wild beasts, and ran away with their heads in their arms.

It's a pity that they misunderstood, and ran for a long time in horror, only to find that all the wild animals that caught up ran to the front, and they didn't intend to hunt at all.

Yinqi was the first to run out of the grass and jumped onto the ice of Jinghu Lake. Following the impact, she slid far away, followed by jumping up one by one, spinning on the ice. Roll into a ball on ice.

Don't get me wrong, nothing major happened, this is the grand occasion of Lord Wolf King's daily morning run.

The consequence of a comfortable life is that my wolf king Xiaoqi suddenly found that he had gained weight and degenerated, and he was a little out of shape and couldn't catch the rabbit, so he made a morning run plan for himself.

As a result, he was seen by his loyal and idle subjects, and they all joined the morning jogging army like chicken blood.

So there was this scene every morning, the whole herd was running wildly all over the mountains and fields, chasing the prey dizzily, and under the leadership of their wolf king, they all became fat and strong and full of tendons.

The ice layer of Jinghu Lake is the destination of our morning jogging. After running steaming all over, we turned over and rolled on the cool ice. How can we describe the feeling in words!

After running, the sun has exposed the whole face, turning the huge ice layer into orange, and refracting into the sky, the sky and the earth are full of carmine rays.

I dragged Xiao Qi to slide round and round on it, bumping into the clumsy big lion and wolverine from time to time, laughing happily.

"Where's Gai? Why didn't you see him?" I asked Zhuo Xi as I slid to the bank with Xiao Qi on my back.

Zhuo Xi, who was taking a walk by the shore, pointed to the top of the mountain, "I guess he went to explore the ruins again, he always likes to run there."

I waved my hand and yelled at the crowd playing on the ice, "We will have dinner at the beach tonight, and eat seafood barbecue!"

"Wow - I love it!"

“Delicious and delicious, I love big crabs!”

"Didn't you say that rabbits are your favorite?"

"Oh no, I only love seafood now."

Haha, who wouldn't love it?

Ever since Gay unlocked this new food chain, we've been in a frenzy.

Yin Qi fell in love with octopus, and I fell in love with his ecstatic smile after catching a big fish for him.

He is so pretty when he smiles, it makes my heart flutter every time, and I wish I could rub him into my arms and it hurts.

The number of times we kissed became more and more, and the restlessness of the lingering neck often lasted all night, but he refused to let it go to the end, and I was almost suffocated by him.

For this matter, I once asked Gay about the ways of courtship in an attempt to find another way to please Xiaoqi.

Gay said that human beings like flowers, candles, beautiful gems, and if they can sing or play a tune, it will be even more important.

Gay tried hard to recall the preferences of those aristocratic women, "One more thing is very important, the atmosphere! We must wait for the atmosphere to arrive, and everything will fall into place."

"Ambient?" I wondered, "What is that?"

"A feeling, like pink/red bubbles all around, the breath of love."

"How do you get this out?"

"Environment, people around, if everyone is sweetly in love, then he will naturally long for it if he sees too much. At this time, if you can light a candle, oh, there are no candles here, then light it A star-studded thing, and then placed in the sea of ​​flowers, took out beautiful gems to give him, accompanied by charming music, your affectionate eyes, tsk tsk, just thinking about it, I think it will be successful!"

When he said that, I really thought it was a good idea!

But these things are not available except for flowers, which makes me very distressed.

But no matter how difficult it is, I want to get it for my little Qi!To please my wife is the most important thing in my life, and I have to treat it well!

At the party in the evening, while Yinqi was helping Gayi to grill seafood, I called other animals together for a small meeting.

"I have three things to say, let me talk about the small things first, from now on, don't bother Mr. Wolf King all the time with your little sesame mung beans and big things, especially those who knock on the door before dawn, from now on I'll just start beating you Ah! Stop robbing my rabbits all day long, I’ve collapsed the hole in your house, and I’ve come to complain about everything, there’s not enough rabbits in the mountains for you to eat, right?

Second, with regard to personal hygiene, I have wanted to talk about this for a long time. The issue of open defecation must be put on the agenda. In the future, let the wolverine dig a few fixed excretion points, everyone be more conscious!

Now it is not the same as before, it depends on your little feces and urine occupying the territory and demarcating the territory.There is no need to worry about eating and drinking here, so what territory is there?

Look at the morning running these past few days, Mr. Wolf King stepped on some shit, and was so angry that he didn't even eat breakfast, it made my heart hurt to death!If I find someone who defecates indiscriminately again, I will bury him in the beach, and those who can’t hold it in will be more conscious, dig a hole by themselves and bury it quickly, don’t let me see it again! "

"Report boss, if you want to talk about this, then you have to take care of the wolverines. Their living habits are too bad. In order to prevent others from eating their prey, they actually drench it with urine and take it for themselves. Last time I I ate a mouthful of stuffy nose without smelling it, it's so disgusting!" Spotted Tiger got angry when he said that.

I pointed at Wolverine, "Did you hear that? Do you know if it has been changed?"

Wolverine nodded sharply, "Okay, sorry, I'm used to it because of my living habits. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

I waved my hand and continued, "And the most important point, you must take it seriously!

Now that we have settled down, everyone here has a new cave where the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, and the scenery is pleasant, so if you should be angry, send q, and if you need to find a partner, you should quickly create this love atmosphere for me !It's best to bring out the breath of spring on the whole mountain..."

A male lion raised its paw, "Boss, the female is not enough! What to do?"

Another wolf echoed, "Yeah, we have so many bachelors, and the mother doesn't even have a tenth of them. The competition is too fierce."

This is also a thing?

Looking at Lord Wolf King's happy life and perfect boyfriend, why don't they know how to use their stupid heads to learn from it?

I hate it, "Everyone, don't get too rigid about gender and race. What kind of male and female are you in love? Interracial is also a trend! After all, we are in a special situation now, as long as we see each other well."

If you really can't do it to the same sex, you can wait another year or a half, and then you can have a year-end relationship when the cubs grow up. We animals don't pay attention to age and blood relationship. Be flexible, don't be stubborn. Know how to work around! "

The big lion was the first to agree, "Boss is right!"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, with an expression of sudden enlightenment, as if they had been opened up to Ren Du's second line, and opened the door to a new world!

I nodded with satisfaction and ended the meeting perfectly.

As long as everyone takes action and let Xiao Qi hear and see, he will definitely want to hug and hold me high, and then I will... Hehehe!