Counterattack in the chronology

It is said that both of them have sympathy for each other, but in fact, it is more blond, and Wang Tie is only a little bit.When Jinfa told his companions about this idea, Wang Tie frowned and thought for a while before saying, "Our Revolutionary Committee is not as prestigious as it used to be, and it's okay to absorb some talents. It's just that this surnamed Gu is a bit difficult to get. Lao Deng's subordinates are doing well, and they may not be willing to change the mountain."

Blonde said: "Anyway, I want to try. This guy is a professional when it comes to pranking people and quarreling."

Wang Tie didn't object too much: "Okay, you go and try, if you can't pull it down, let's give him face, if he dares, we will find a chance to kill him in the future."

The two discussed for a while, and finally Jinfa went to recruit Gu Lichun as the representative.

Gu Lichun couldn't help being surprised when he heard that the two of them had intended to invite him to join the Revolutionary Committee: "Comrade Jin, what does your Revolutionary Committee see in me?" Can't I change it quickly?

Seeing that Gu Lichun was surprised by him, Jinfa couldn't help being a little proud, but since he came to recruit talents, he naturally had to lower his posture, so Jinfa said kindly: "Little Comrade Gu, we don't know each other without fighting. I think you are very good at labeling people. You can say black is white, white is red, and horses are donkeys. Talent like you is needed."

Gu Lichun: "..." If it wasn't for Jin Yan's earnest speech and the sincere praise in his words, Gu Lichun really thought that the other party was scolding him.

He cleared his throat and clarified: "Comrade Jin, as a successor to the cause of socialist revolution, a red, expert, and unpretentious farm pacesetter who has been stamped and certified by the organization and leaders, I don't have what you said For those characteristics, I can weave straw hats, but I can’t buckle hats, and others buckle my hats; I didn’t turn black and white, confuse right and wrong, or point a deer as a horse, I just reasoned with them calmly.”

Jinfa realized that his words had caused a misunderstanding, and hurriedly explained: "Oh yes, I remembered these words, they seem to be derogatory, right? Hehe, Comrade Gu, don't mind me, I'm not very educated. I That’s not what I meant originally. I just think that you can be eloquent and eloquent. The key is that you have something in your stomach and a brain. Convince. We both think that with your eloquence and ability, you will definitely be able to show your talents here. If you are willing, we will guarantee you and recommend you to Deputy Director Zhang."

Gu Lichun asked back: "I quarreled so hard with you before, do you really mind?"

Blonde hurriedly said: "If you are our enemy, then you must mind; once you become our comrade, why should you mind? This is called laughing away all grievances. Besides, we don't have life and death feuds." , Aren’t they just bickering and quarreling without even moving their hands. What is this? It’s a conflict among the people that can be reconciled.”

Gu Lichun originally planned to reject it outright, but soon, he thought of an idea, and said calmly: "Your words really surprised me, I'll think about it before I say it."

Gu Lichun's prudence and reserve not only did not anger the blonde, but made him respect him even more.Talent, always a little arrogant, normal.

The blond smiled and said: "It's okay, don't worry, just think about it slowly."

As soon as Jinfa left, Gu Lichun locked himself in the room to think about countermeasures.

join them?He was out of his mind to join an organization that was doing a lot of evil and would soon be disbanded and liquidated.

However, although it is said that it will be disbanded soon, it will be three years later.He has now registered on the Revolutionary Committee, and it is estimated that he will have to deal with him in the future.

He couldn't join, but he didn't say that he couldn't break into the inside. The recruitment of the two of them today was a good opportunity, and he had to make good use of it.

Gu Lichun opened the drawer while thinking about it, and found the records sent by the crowd in the five games. These days, everyone is paying attention to the every move of Jinfa and Wang Tie, and some people even use small notebooks to record their various behaviors. Hand it over to Sun Houyu for management.

Well, now Sun Houyu has become Gu Lichun's assistant, and this guy recommended himself.Gu Lichun saw that although Sun Houyu had many minor flaws, he also had merits. The main reason was that he had a flexible mind and many evil ideas. If he used it in the right place, he could be of great use.

He flipped through the pages, and someone found that Wang Tie liked to eat. As soon as the staff of the pig farm started eating, he wandered around everyone's neighborhood, staring at their lunch boxes. A woman, as long as it is a woman, no matter how old she is, he will take a second look.Even when Zhao Gao's mother passed by, he stared at it for a while.Gu Lichun always felt that this sentence was a bit strange.Everything else was trivia and personal attacks on the duo.

Combining these notes and his own observations, Gu Lichun has a general understanding of Wang Tie and Jinfa's personalities and behaviors: they are not highly educated, their brains are not very good, but their hearts are quite big, and they have an inexplicable hatred for cultural people , Stupid, greedy and ruthless, this campaign magnified the malice in their hearts, and the deformed environment made them feel like ducks in water.Gu Lichun guessed that these two people should have low self-esteem and conceit, and they like to jump around to find a sense of existence.To manage this kind of person, it is not enough to just give benefits, the other party will think that you are afraid of him and will make an inch; just relying on pressure is not enough, because he is not the direct boss of the two, and it is not easy to completely persuade them.

What he has to do now is to show both grace and power, so that the two of them fear and love him at the same time.Gu Lichun had some ideas in his mind, so he called Sun Houyu over to discuss it. Sun Houyu understood as soon as he heard it. He gave Gu Lichun a thumbs up and said: "Brother Gu, you are right. For the black pot and goose eggs People have to be ruthless first, and they have to be restrained, first restrained, and then slowly win over. These are two vicious dogs, with them, other vicious dogs will not dare to come to the door, and they can be released to bite people at critical moments."

Gu Lichun laughed, Sun Houyu looked like a dog-headed military adviser.

Gu Lichun asked: "Then do you have any way to deal with them? It's better to be simple and not too complicated to operate."

Sun Houyu rolled his eyes, and quickly thought of an idea, "Brother Gu, there are people watching them both from morning to night, but I think it's not enough to drive one person crazy, adding another one will not make him feel crazy." Sleep well, I will apply to move to their dormitory and supervise them at night."

This time it was Gu Lichun's turn to give Sun Houyu a thumbs-up: "This is a good way, as expected of my assistant, he has a bright future in the future."

Sun Houyu was flattered by the praise, and smiled embarrassedly: "Brother Gu, hehe."

However, Gu Lichun added another one: "It's not safe for you to move there alone. There are two of them and you are alone, and there is no advantage in momentum. In this way, call Wu Fatty Zhao Gao Xiaokang, and everyone will move there together."

The two continued to discuss the details, and Gu Lichun was inspired by Sun Houyu and added another item.After the discussion, Sun Houyu conveyed to the others what to do.

After hearing this plan, everyone was dumbfounded at first, and then eager to try, and they were all willing to join.

In the afternoon of the next day, Gu Lichun immediately found Blonde. Blonde thought that Gu Lichun had figured it out, and he was overjoyed. You, say you always stare at lesbians, are you committing hooliganism?"

Blonde was taken aback, and quickly defended: "Comrade Gu, these people wronged me."

Gu Lichun said: "It was clearly written on the note. At 1:34 noon the day before yesterday, you stared at a lesbian at the gate of the pig farm for 20 seconds; at 12:10 noon yesterday, you queued up at window No. 9 of the cafeteria. stared at the back of a lesbian's head for 10 minutes; today..."

The blonde almost went crazy: "The one in front is fine, the one in the cafeteria, I'm queuing up, and there's a woman standing in front, I don't look at the back of her head, where should I look? Where do you think I should look?"

Gu Lichun continued: "Last night at 10:[-], you had a sleepover meeting with Comrade Wang Tie and said that you should quickly find a wife, preferably a good-looking one. Do you think this is a crime of hooliganism?"

The blond argued with a blushing face, "Is it okay if I just think about it? Which man doesn't want to find a good-looking wife?"

Gu Lichun said sharply: "You can't even think about it! You are committing thought crimes and hooligan crimes. You also said that you want to find good-looking ones. We are revolutionary comrades. We should value a person's heart and character. How can we be like What about the corrupt bourgeoisie who only care about appearance? Comrade Blonde, you are now a 'blind man riding a blind horse, facing the abyss in the middle of the night', your thinking is very dangerous, on the verge of slipping. I must save you."

Blonde roared angrily: "You five people are too scary. I feel that people are staring at me from waking up to going to bed. I can't stand you anymore!"

Gu Lichun continued: "Comrade Blonde, in order to maintain your revolutionary and pure nature, we are going to send more people to guard you at night. Starting tonight, a few more people will live in your dormitory."

The blond stunned: "..."

Gu Lichun kept his promise. That night, Sun Houyu, Zhao Gao, Wu Pang, Xiaokang and himself all lived in the dormitory where Wang Tie and Jinfa were.

Seeing so many people, Wang Tie stood up angrily, pointed at Gu Lichun and asked, "What are you trying to do?"

Gu Lichun smiled and said: "The accommodation conditions in Wuchang are tight, and you don't know it. It used to be their dormitory. They vacated it for you because you came here. It's normal to move here now. I said Comrade Wang , as the leaders of the revolution, shouldn’t the members of your revolutionary committee mingle with the revolutionary masses? You can’t forget your roots and forget about your class brothers as soon as you turn around.”

Wang Tie said angrily: "All right, I'll get along with you, but let's say it first, I snore when I sleep, and my feet smell bad."

Wu Fat continued: "Listen to my snoring at night, and make sure to suppress yours."

Zhao Gao also said: "When you smell Wu Fatty's stinky feet at night, you will feel that your feet smell good."

Wu Pang stared at Zhao Gao in displeasure, and he also exposed Zhao Gao's old background: "He grinds his teeth in sleep, making a clicking sound."

Sun Houyu didn't wait for anyone to find out, and took the initiative to confess: "I talk in my sleep, and sometimes I sleepwalk."

Blonde sighed helplessly, and confessed: "I was also talking to Wang Tie in my sleep."

Gu Lichun smiled gently: "It's normal to talk in sleep, and sleep talk generally represents the most true thoughts deep in a person's heart."

While talking, everyone started to clean up the dormitory.In order to protest, Wang Tie moved the bed to the farthest edge by the window, and the blond hair moved along with it, and the two were still next to each other. Gu Lichun let Wu Pang lean against the blond hair, and he next to Wu Pang.Others slept on the other side, filling up the otherwise spacious dormitory.

Wang Tie kept his face sullen and silent, and the blonde also sighed.He talked to Gu Lichun in the morning, and the other party said he was thinking about it, why did it change in a blink of an eye?It's really confusing.Could it be that he didn't intend to come to the Revolutionary Committee, so he wanted to punish them?

Wang Tie originally had a little appreciation for Gu Lichun, but now that he saw the other party's behavior, shameless, and slapped his nose, he decided to take back his thoughts immediately.Forget it, surnamed Gu, I'd better fight against you.

After tidying up the dormitory, several people went out to eat together. Wang Tie was not in the mood to go to the cafeteria, and Jinfa went to the cafeteria to help him get meals. Unfortunately, he was late, and the food at window 9 was sold out, so he only got two copies at other windows. When the meal came back, they were in a bad mood, and the taste of the meal was not good, so they put it on the table after eating half of the meal, and the two of them went out for a while.

When he returned to the dormitory, he found that Erhei had brought a yellow dog to steal the food on the table.Wang Tie was so angry that he ran after the two dogs.

But after all, he only has two legs, how can he catch up with four legs.In the end, I was so tired and out of breath that I didn't catch up.

Wang Tie returned to the dormitory cursing and lying on the bed sulking. Gu Lichun and his group came back very late, it was already 10:[-], and a few people went back to the dormitory talking and laughing. The worst thing was that they came back with supper , there are barbecue, grilled wings, peanuts, edamame, as well as soda and watermelon.

Everyone talked and laughed, took out the supper and put it on the table, chatting while eating.

A strong fragrance permeated the dormitory.

Wang Tie and Jinfa only ate half of their dinner, and they were already a little hungry. If they were not stimulated, they would be fine if they fell asleep.It's good now, bursts of strong fragrance go straight into the nose, hooking all the gluttons in the stomach to wake up, no one can bear it.

Sun Houyu said with a smile: "This barbecue is really delicious, Xiao Chen and Xiao Meng's cooking skills are getting better and better."

Wang Tie's stomach gurgled for a while, but everyone pretended not to hear it.

Zhao Gao went on to say: "The scones are really fragrant, crispy on the outside and burnt on the inside, with the smell of green onions."

Wu Pang ate while eating: "Baked buns are delicious. I didn't expect buns to be baked. Look, the oil in the stuffing is baked out."

The blond belly started singing, but everyone still pretended not to hear.

Blonde thought, if Gu Lichun asked him, he would go over to eat it cheekily.What Wang Tie thought was that if they insisted on inviting him, he would be disrespectful.

It's a pity that both of them thought badly.

No one invited them, as if neither of them existed at all.

Wang Tie got angry, sat up suddenly from the bed, and shouted viciously: "What time is it, why don't people sleep?"

Gu Lichun was neither angry nor angry, and said with a smile: "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were asleep. Don't worry, we will sleep after eating the watermelon."

As Gu Lichun said, he took out a bright kitchen knife and handed it to Sun Houyu. Sun Houyu took the knife, held down the watermelon, cut it in half with a click, and then cut it into several pieces.While cutting watermelon, he said: "I have a strange hobby. I love cutting watermelon. Sometimes I cut it in my dreams. That's right. The watermelon in my dream is too hard to cut."

Both Wang Tie and Jinfa thought he was talking gossip, but they didn't pay attention to the mystery in the words.

They didn't let Wang Tie and Blonde eat meat, nor did they let them eat watermelon.

This group of people still counted on their words. After eating the watermelon, they washed up a little and went to bed.

Wang Tie and Jinfa struggled to fall asleep amidst the lingering aroma of barbecue, enduring their hunger.

I don't know how long I slept, but the blonde felt something strange in the room.The window was open for ventilation, and the moonlight from outside shone in. Although it was not very clear, it could still give a rough outline.

He could see that it was Sun Houyu who got up, it was not strange for him to get up, maybe he went to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but his behavior and movements were very strange.He was holding something in his hand, walking slowly around the room, his movements were very stiff, and he looked very creepy.

However, the scariest thing was his next behavior. I saw him touching the heads of the big guys one by one, and muttering while touching: "Not even familiar."

After touching them one by one, it was soon Gu Lichun's turn. Sun Houyu reached out and touched Gu Lichun's head, muttering to himself, "Too young, I'm not familiar with it."

Next came Wu Pang. This time, the blond finally saw clearly that what Sun Houyu was holding was a kitchen knife for cutting watermelon.

Sun Houyu said that he loves cutting watermelons, and he also likes cutting watermelons in his dreams, but sometimes the watermelons are too hard.

Blonde felt that he had discovered a terrible secret, and his heart was pounding. He wanted to shout loudly, but he was afraid that Sun Houyu would be alarmed and he would suddenly go crazy.

He waited nervously, hoping that it would be best for Sun Houyu to ignore him.

Sun Houyu stood in front of Wu Pang's bed for a while, groped to find his head, turned three times to the left and three times to the right, hushed for a while, then flicked it with his fingers, as if listening to the sound, and said to himself: "This The watermelon is so big, why does it sound so raw?"

The blond's heart was in his throat, and his whole body was cold.No, it will be his turn next, he has no other characteristics, but his head is round and smooth, it's over.Get ready to yell and run away.

The blond opened his mouth and was about to call someone, but Sun Houyu suddenly turned around and went straight to his bed, touched his smooth head, and said happily: "It's big and round, this is it." The knife will cut off.

The author has something to say: Old stalks are used for new uses, not very professional, but very lethal.