The Little Sweet Jujube of the Fool Prince

The first time Xi Hongling met King Anxi was at a wine shop in the city. He was arguing with the shop owner because the taste of the wine this time was different from the original one.

This kind of quarrel is normal. How can the brewed things be exactly the same?

He just stood and watched. At that time, he didn't know who this person was.

Because the commotion was too big, the government quickly sent someone. To be honest, at the feet of the emperor, there is no one behind him, but he didn't expect that the person behind this person is the emperor. In the Ling Kingdom, no one can beat him. Have you passed him?

Today's sage ascended the throne early, and King Anxi is the younger brother of his mother's compatriots. After he ascended the throne, he was named an idle prince, and this prince is really idle. Every day, he hangs out on the street, eats flowers and wine to watch the excitement, and teases when he has nothing to do. Dogs, bully bully kids.

Therefore, when he met King Anxi for the second time, he was being chased by a dog. The dog was really fierce, and he felt that if he bit him, he might not be able to get out of bed for ten days and a half months.

The third time I met King Anxi was when he got married.

He rode vigorously on a tall horse, not as embarrassed as he was chased by a dog that day.

It is said that she married the daughter of the Shangshu family of the Ministry of Rites, who is well-educated and as beautiful as a flower.No matter how I think about it, I feel that this dog prince is cheap.

After getting married, King Anxi has been stable for a few days, and it seems that he is not seen much in the city, and even the discussions about him in this market are much less.

Xi Hongling is a thief, and it is a rule for a thief not to leave empty space. He has his own goal in coming to Beijing, and this goal is in Anxi Palace.

The former emperor gave a jade pendant back then, and this jade pendant was Xi Hongling's goal.

What does it mean that thieves don't leave empty space?That is, the jade pendant was not stolen, so he stole King Anxi out.

"What are you arresting me for? I don't have any money, but I can ask the emperor to give it to you. He has a lot of money!" King Anxi sold the emperor without hesitation.

"Have you ever thought that if you say that, I can't keep you alive?"

"You kidnapped me from the palace. Do you believe me when I say I'm not a prince?" King Anxi asked back, as if he felt that the person in front of him was a little stupid.

"Don't talk nonsense, where is Linglong Shuangkoujue?" It was bestowed by the former emperor, and it was said that it was either carried on the body or enshrined in the mansion, but it was not there.

"What do you want that for?" King Anxi asked curiously.

Xi Hongling is not going to speak, because there is no need to tell him about his mission.

"Anyone wants to buy it? How much does he pay? I pay double! No, my emperor brother pays double!" King Anxi said seriously.

Xi Hongling still didn't speak.

"Think jade looks good? I'll find a skilled craftsman to make another one for you. You must know that this is a gift from the late emperor. If you lose it, you will lose your head.

You have to know that there are so many beauties in this world, if you lose your head, you won’t be able to see anything, forget it if you can’t see it, forget it if you can’t hear it, forget it if you can’t hear it, forget it if you can’t eat it, forget it if you can’t eat it, forget it less than.

Oh oh oh, do you know that the most famous wine shop in the city has changed its owner, it’s really abominable, and it continues to sell wine with the original sign without informing, it’s a lifesaver..." King Anxi Shaking his head, he seemed to remember the taste of the wine.

Xi Hongling closed his eyes. This was the last task his master gave him. He must retrieve Linglong Shuangkoujue. As long as he retrieved it, he would be able to become a teacher.

But this prince is messing around with himself.

"Tell me, where is the thing?" Xi Hongling impatiently put the knife on his neck.

At this moment, a smoke bomb was suddenly thrown in, and Xi Hongling immediately stepped forward, trying to pull King Anxi to his side, but was blocked by several men in black, and had to back out.

There is such a powerful hidden guard beside this prince?After searching for so long, I didn't find it?

No matter how hard he tried, it was better to withdraw first, Xi Hongling could only turn around and jump out of the window to leave.

"My lord!"

"Don't chase after me, you guys are serious. How could he hurt this king's life if he wants something, and he won't let me play for a while longer." King Anxi curled his lips, rubbed his wrist that was bound and hurt, thinking to himself, next time Be sure to tie it back.

King Anxi, who had been quiet for a while, started going out of the palace again.

Xi Hongling didn't dare to approach rashly. According to what happened before, a normal person shouldn't leave the mansion so soon, and he still doesn't know at what distance the hidden guards around him followed.

But this time, King Anxi was a little different from before. Before, he only visited brothels, but now he started visiting small brothels.

Although it is a bit strange, it seems reasonable to put it on King Anxi.

Since then, Xi Hongling has never been able to find a chance to visit the palace again, so he can only make up his mind when he is leaving the palace, but there are hidden guards by his side, even if they catch him, they may not be able to take him away.

So he bought the old bustard of the waiter's house and asked him and the prince to recommend him.

Soon King Anxi came and ordered... A Ling at the same time.

Xi Hongling walked into the room, looked at Wang Anxi with a bright smile, and then bowed: "My lord, I don't know many young people, so I don't know if I would like to watch the sword dance."

King Anxi smiled and waved at him.

Xi Hongling didn't doubt that he was there, so she walked forward naturally, but was sprayed with medicine powder all over her face.

"Little thief, is it still a little hard to find?"

These were the last words he heard before he fainted.

When Xi Hongling opened his eyes again, he was tied to a chair, and even the way the rope was wound was the same as last time.

"Don't struggle, I gave you medicine, and you lost everything inside, do you think you can run away?" King Anxi walked in: "Tell me, who asked you to come, and what do you want that jade pendant for?"

Xi Hongling closed his eyes and stopped talking, as if you killed me, it is impossible to pry a word out of my mouth.

"Hard stubble?" King Anxi smiled: "I like it, let the snake go."

After saying this, he went out, and then someone took several sacks of snakes and threw them all on the ground.

This feeling is indescribably terrifying, because you don't know if they are poisonous, you don't know if they will attack you, let alone when they will crawl over.

Everyone wants to live, so Xi Hongling didn't dare to sleep, he could only open his eyes and watch these snakes squirming, entangled together, or scattered and started to crawl around.

I don't know how long it has passed, his eyes can't be opened anymore, but a snake has also crawled to his feet and is climbing up his ankles.On the contrary, the mood at this moment is a little relaxed. Anyway, I have been climbed up, and I am only one step away from death. What else is there to stare at?

So he closed his eyes and fell asleep.

"It's boring." King Anxi, who had been waiting outside the house, thought he would hear screams and begging for mercy, but the room was so quiet that only the sound of the snake could be heard.

"Play something else, go and fish him out, tie him to the disc, I want to throw darts blindfolded!" King Anxi said, clapping the peanut jacket in his hand.

When Xi Hongling opened his eyes again, there was darkness in front of him, but the person kept spinning, and subconsciously turned his wrist, but he was still tied.

"Wake up, I'm throwing darts, don't worry, it's fair, I can't see it either."

As soon as the words were spoken, a dart landed on the back of Xi Hongling's hand, just sticking to it, there should be no flesh injuries.

The two people who were blindfolded didn't know, and the one with the most nervous mood was the dark guard.

They wanted to quietly catch the dart shot by the prince, which was too crooked, and shoot another dart to stick to Xi Hongling's side, so as not to hurt him.

Ever since Xi Hongling got Xi Hongling, King Anxi didn't go out of the mansion again, because there was something interesting, why did he go out of the mansion?

His tricks were really strange, until one day he received a letter.

"Cut, it's not fun, let him untie it." King Anxi shook the letter paper on his hand: "Your master's, he said this is your mission to become a teacher, since you haven't completed it, let me drive it for ten years. It’s up to you to decide.”

Xi Hongling didn't believe it, but it was indeed Master's handwriting, so he couldn't leave the palace?

"Ah Ling, let's make up!" Anxi Wang unilaterally announced.

From this day on, the figure of King Anxi going out to have fun has become two people.

And you hear it all the time.

"A Ling, do you think this is delicious?"

"A Ling, I'm tired, you carry me home."

"A Ling, the wine here is not good."

"A Ling, do you see the beauty in front of you?"

"A Ling, the princess is pregnant, what should I buy her to make her happy?"

"Ah Ling, Xiao Chuan is not good at all, you have to help me teach him a lesson."

"A Ling, this is Linglong Shuangkoujue, please keep it safe for me, and hand it over to Xiao Chuan later, I have to go first."

"A Ling, if you take my jade pendant, you will be mine. I'll wait for you first. Come on slowly, Xiao Chuan wants you to help him!"

"Ah Ling, if we meet earlier in the next life, I will definitely not marry a wife.

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