The Little Sweet Jujube of the Fool Prince

Gui Luan sat on the rocking chair in the yard basking in the sun, since Qiao Yu was kicked out of the house, her life really became more comfortable.

As a result, before he could close his eyes and take a nap, he heard: "Master, master, help me see, how did this bug die?"

Why?Is it because you are too stupid?

Gui Luan opened his eyes in disgust, and found that the saying that rotten wood cannot be carved is really true.

"Qiao Yu." Gui Luan stood up, walked in front of him slowly, and grabbed his cheek: "Have you ever said, you are stupid, let Ganer do this kind of thing?"

"Serve...serve..." His cheeks were pinched, and the tone of the words "Master" changed directly.

"Master, I won't do it, that thing is too disgusting." Gan'er followed Qiao Yu behind and said with disgust.

"Then what should we do? Your little daddy's health is so poor, don't rely on this thing, do you think he can protect himself?" Gui Luan asked Gan'er, tugging at Qiao Yu's face.

"It hurts..." Qiao Yu finally rescued her face and rubbed it aggrievedly.

"Chi..." Gan'er rolled his eyes in disgust.

"What's your attitude? At the beginning, we agreed to barter, but now that I've been rescued, and I've kept it for so long, what have you given me?" Gui Luan felt that the deal was a loss.

"Don't you want a heart-protecting Gu?" Qiao Yu pouted.

"Yes, if you want, how about I cut out your heart now?" Gui Luan turned and looked at Qiao Yu and said.

Qiao Yu covered her heart: "That's even worse, now at least I can help you raise worms!"

"Raising worms?" Gui Luan kicked the pot on the ground: "It's raising maggots, right?"

"Not yet, not dead yet!" Qiao Yu argued.

Gui Luan took a look at Gan'er, when Qiao Yu just woke up, all thoughts were lost, if it wasn't for Gan'er, he probably really didn't plan to live.

I really don't understand this matter, is love the whole of life?Sometimes you are happy, looking for life and death after you are gone?

The word love really ruins people deeply.

After coaxing Gan'er for a long time, he finally started taking medicine to nourish his body, but his temperament became more and more like Gan'er.

Such a big man, mischievous, no good job, forget it, before he is smart, he will be wronged if you are cruel, and he will cry when he is wronged. When he tears, he will definitely help him the next day Make up for it.

And in my own place, every day is a chicken-and-egg fight.

"Well, it's meaningless to always work behind closed doors. How about you go out and kill a few people?" Gui Luan looked at Qiao Yu and said.

Qiao Yu's eyes lit up, and he nodded vigorously.

Gan'er just rolled his eyes, his little daddy, doesn't he know about it?How happy you promise now, how loud you will cry when the time comes.

"Don't go if you dare." Gui Luan said.

"That won't work." Gan'er shook his head immediately.

"Look at your child, you don't know how to dislike him, but you don't let him be alone." Gui Luan shook his head: "Then when will he grow up?"

"I'm old enough, I need to look like me." Gan'er said casually.

"You're talking about age, I'm talking about brains." Gui Luan said angrily. At first, he felt that Gan'er and Shumu were quite similar, like a fart. Shumu was much cuter than him when he was young.

Do what you want, you can endure hardship, and you look good.

Gan'er doesn't care about Gui Luan's opinion, "I'll go with little daddy."

"No, no, I can do it." Qiao Yu hammered his chest hard, and then coughed directly.

"Are you sure that if I don't follow, he won't feed himself all those messy bugs?" Gan'er glanced at Qiao Yu who was still coughing and said.

"No, I won't die if I feed him. His body is not very useful for Gu worms now, and with the blessing of Heart-protecting Gu, he can't die." Gui Luan waved his hand.

"What about you, you have other things to do, Fengming will be back in a while, some preparations need to be done in advance."

Hearing Feng Ming's name, Qiao Yu took a step forward: "Really? How long will it take?"

"Si Tuo must have something to do with the King of Nanjiang in northern Hebei, and the people outside the village this time belong to the King of Nanjiang, so don't be soft-hearted." Gui Luan glanced at Qiao Yu and said.

Gan'er looked at Gui Luan carefully, this man seemed to know everything, but he basked in the sun in the yard every day.

Gui Luan handed Qiao Yu a small medicine bag, "I taught you last time, so go and come back soon."

"Leave now?" Qiao Yu was a little at a loss.

Because Qiao Yu seldom went out in the past, it took a lot of effort to find the way, and until now she still couldn't tell the direction.

"Yes, go early and return early." When Gui Luan said this, he grabbed Gan'er's wrist.

Seeing Qiao Yu walk out ignorantly, Gui Luan couldn't help laughing, how could only one heart-protecting Gu be enough?I also want what is on the regent's body!

Gan'er looked at Gui Luan's expressionless face, but got goosebumps all over his body, this man was definitely thinking something bad.

But I really can't beat him, this person is much more difficult to deal with than Xiao Qichuan, he is elusive, and there seems to be nothing he doesn't know.

Qiao Yu held the small medicine bag and walked out while muttering words.

"Well, take a piece of this first, if someone kisses me, it will numb him."

"This is stuffed in the wrist, if someone grabs me, it will numb him."

"I put this in my belt, and if someone touches me, it will numb him."

If Gan'er is here, he might jump up and knock Qiao Yu unconscious, and then go back and question Gui Luan, what exactly are you teaching?

The entrance of Duanyang Village is not so easy to find, even if you find it, it is not so easy to enter. This is why the people of Nanjiang King can only wander outside, and they have not come in after almost a month of tossing.

Qiao Yu followed the route in memory and found a big tree, um, this is what Master said.

Qiao Yu began to climb up with his calves. He climbed and danced before, which made Qiao Yu's climbing skills very good. If he was hanging under the cliff, he would not have been able to climb up.

"Whew..." Exhaling, he climbed to the thickest branch, and he saw the mark made by Gui Luan.

What did Gui Luan say last time?Stand here and look forward, and see someone coming. When you get to the front of this branch, you can scatter the red bug.

Hmm, I can definitely handle it myself.

Qiao Yu squeezed the small medicine bag in her hand, and squatted on the tree concentrating on it.

Back pain! !

Aggrieved and rubbed his waist, the injury he suffered back then, even the skin trauma was healed, but the pain still accompanied him for a long time.

Ahhh, someone is here.

Qiao Yu looked at the front with some excitement. This time, he will definitely be able to handle it. When it is done, the master will start teaching him other things.

When the first person reached the branch, Qiao Yu happily shook out all the bugs in the medicine bag.

"Oh, why is there a different one? What's the matter?" Qiao Yu saw a green bug fall down.

"There are people on the tree, be careful."

The people under the tree naturally noticed such a big movement.

Qiao Yu blinked her eyes, this matter was a bit different from what she thought, what was wrong?

But before he could figure it out, a dart came towards his face.

"Ah..." With a scream, Qiao Yu slid directly from the branch. The expected pain did not appear, and he was caught by someone.

"Looking for death." Xiao Qichuan snorted coldly, hugged Qiao Yu, and immediately killed all the people who explored the way.

Hearing the voice, Qiao Yu closed his eyes. He never thought that he could escape for a lifetime. He felt that he was a secret agent, and he must be arrested and tortured.

Xiao Qichuan stopped his movements, looked at the worms still wriggling on the ground, and took two steps back in disgust.

Mu Kui went into the village to communicate with the village chief about his entry into the village. He never expected to see Qiao Yu outside the village. How dangerous is this place now? Why did he come out when he had nothing to do?

Qiao Yu's mind was full of thoughts. Master seemed to have said before, what should I do when I meet Xiao Qichuan?

"It hurts." Qiao Yu snorted aggrievedly.

"Did I hurt you?" Xiao Qichuan let go, but he didn't let go of Qiao Yu completely. Looking down, he saw Qiao Yu looking up at him.

Gently rubbing her lower lip, with unspeakable grievances on her face, her eyes stared straight at herself with teardrops.

"Why is it uncomfortable?" Qiao's words like this directly melted Xiao Qichuan's heart.

"My heart hurts."

Qiao Yu held Xiao Qichuan's lapel weakly with his hands, as if he was afraid that the person in front of him would disappear if he tried too hard.

"Is that you?"

"Grandpa?"

With a slightly rising ending, the voice is waxy and sweet, and there are some unbelievable expectations.

"Well, it's me. I'm here to pick you up." Xiao Qichuan raised his hand and gently touched Qiao Yu's cheek: "It seems to be getting fatter."

"You despise me." Qiao Yu seemed to be heartbroken, and lowered her head aggrieved.

"How could it be?" Xiao Qichuan quickly denied it.

"Master, kiss me, okay?" Qiao Yu raised her head again and asked with bright eyes.

How could Xiao Qichuan refuse such a question, he pointed at Qiao Yu's lips and sucked them directly, feeling his slightly parted lips, Xiao Qichuan was directly ready to open up the territory.

Um?There was an indescribable fragrance in Qiao Yu's mouth, which seemed very sweet.

Xiao Qichuan was still thinking about it, but felt a little numbness on the tip of his tongue, just as he was about to step back and say something, he fell to the ground uncontrollably.

"Hahaha, it's really useful." Qiao Yu clapped her hands happily, then squatted down: "I'm yuck!"

"You are the regent, if you die here, you will be in trouble, right? Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'll give you some presents." Qiao Yu squeezed Xiao Qichuan's mouth open, and poured a dark pill into it.

"Swallow it, swallow it, this is a good baby, you will thank me."

Watching Xiao Qichuan swallow the medicine, he clapped his hands happily and stood up, then jumped up on the spot and landed on his chest, stomping his feet hard, watching Xiao Qichuan's face full of anger, But looking helpless, he directly raised his head and laughed.

But without laughing twice, he quickly covered his mouth: "Seek good fortune for yourself."

Although Xiao Qichuan killed him, his mission should be considered complete, right?Master should not care about it any more, he raised the bugs to death by himself, right?

Xiao Qichuan watched Qiao Yu bouncing away, struggled hard but couldn't move at all, he wasn't worried about himself, but worried that he wouldn't be able to catch Qiao Yu anymore.

Mu Bi came out of the village soon, and was startled when he saw the messy people outside, and even more frightened when he saw Xiao Qichuan lying on the side. "My lord." He hurried forward to help Xiao Qichuan up, and then fed him a pill.

Only then did Xiao Qichuan move his wrist in embarrassment, his whole body was still numb.

"It won't get better in a while, and this feeling may follow the prince for a few days." Mu Che looked around and said, "My lord, this subordinate will carry you away from here first, this tree has fallen red dead, this insect bites people, it will hurt you." No kidding."

After returning to the inn, Xiao Qichuan felt that he was able to speak, but his tongue was still not his own.

"Who hurt the prince?" Mu Bi poured out a glass of water and handed it to Xiao Qichuan.

"It's okay." Xiao Qichuan shook his head, and suddenly thought of the pill that Qiao Yu gave him: "I was also given a pill, will there be any problem?"

As soon as Mu Kui heard this, he hurried forward to give his pulse, and seemed a little puzzled when it was over. A small insect the size of a grain of rice flew out of his middle finger, landed on Xiao Qichuan, and died after a while.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Qichuan narrowed his eyes when he saw that the worm was dead.

"This...cough..." Mu Qian lowered his head: "Your life is safe, it's just not humane."

"Can't what?" Xiao Qichuan asked.

"My lord, my subordinates will find a way. This is only controlled by drugs, and..." Mu Che swallowed nervously: "It's not that it can no longer be used."

Xiao Qichuan sighed, and leaned back on the chair. If it was someone else, he would have cut him into pieces, but Qiao Yu, if you can't, then you can't, what else can you do?

"What does the village say?"

"The village chief said that there are some disputes outside recently, even the prince is not allowed to enter." Mu Qian replied nervously.After all, even if this place has its own rules, it is still the land of Ling Kingdom, and no one can really stop the prince if he really wants to go.

"It doesn't matter, if you can't get in, you can't get in. You can send a message and ask Luo Chuanbai to come, and let Uncle Ling and the others do it faster. There are a lot of people in the Southern Border King here."

Although Xiao Qichuan knew that the King of Southern Border was here, he thought that it was within the territory of the Ling Kingdom, so even if he wanted to do something, he should do it in a low-key way, but he came here only to find out that it was not.

"By the way, write a letter to Ren Yi and ask him to send someone to investigate. There are so many governors and marching chiefs here, but no one noticed anything unusual." Xiao Qichuan knocked on the table.

"Yes, is the prince still living in the inn these few days, or going to the government office?" Mu Bi asked.

"Don't hide my coming, wait until they all arrive."

I didn't bring many people with me this time, so there's no need to scare the snake, let alone Qiao Yu here, so don't get hurt.

Watching Mu Kui walk out, Xiao Qichuan touched his lips with his hand. Although he suffered a disadvantage, he also took advantage of it, didn't he?

But thinking of this, his eyes darkened again, Qiao Yu wouldn't use this method every time to get out of trouble, right?

Qiao Yu tossed Xiao Qichuan into a good mood and began to jump back, but as soon as he entered the village, he saw Gan'er waiting for him not far away.

"Dare."

Gan'er squinted his eyes, and his tone was a little happy, which didn't feel right.

"Come back so soon?" Gan'er looked at Qiao Yu and asked.

"Yeah, it's all done, let's go and find Master, hey, can you have dinner at Master's house tonight?" Qiao Yu rubbed her stomach happily.

"Honestly, who did you meet?" Gan'er asked directly standing where he was.

"Why do you ask that?" Qiao Yu seemed a little puzzled, turned around and grabbed Gan'er's wrist: "Hurry up, hurry up, I've got it done, really."

Pushing open Guiluan's courtyard door: "Master, I'm back."

"Well, is the Prince Regent fun?" Gui Luan asked directly.

Qiao Yu froze in place for a moment, while Gan'er patted him up and down, as if wanting to see if he was missing an arm or a leg.

"No..." Qiao Yu lowered his eyelids, thinking about how to talk nonsense.

"It's okay, I'm just bored, you make it up first." Gui Luan sat on the chair, shaking himself, looking at the clouds in the sky, seemed to be in a good mood.

Qiao Yu stood aside and took a sneak peek at Gan'er for a day, and sure enough, he saw him looking at her worriedly.

"Oh, I just met, but I put him down and gave him a big tonic pill, hehe." Qiao Yu said happily.

"Da Bu Wan?" Gui Luan sat up, a little interested: "Where did you get it?"

"Oh, the last time you put it on the counter and confiscated it, I took it with me." Qiao Yu pointed to the room and said.

"Oh, that?" Gui Luan suddenly smiled wickedly: "It's really cute, but have you ever heard a word?"

"what?"

"Extreme things must be reversed!"

Gui Luan stood up and laughed loudly. Qiao Yu must have thought that it was a general tonic, but it would make people uncomfortable.

Because his style is that tonics can be made, but they must be exchanged for discomfort, so he probably thought that it would be harmless, so he fed it to Xiao Qichuan, right?

"Master." Qiao Yu walked quickly to Gui Luan's side, and whispered, "Don't tell him he can't do it?"

Now Gui Luan was stunned: "You know? Then you still feed him?"

"I just feed it when I know it." Qiao Yu said seriously.

"Good disciple, Master did not teach in vain, I will cook something delicious for you two tonight." Gui Luan nodded in satisfaction.

Before, he thought that if he met Xiao Qichuan, it would be another sad threshold, but he didn't expect him to turn himself into a threshold, not bad, a child can be taught.

Qiao Yu turned her head and went out satisfied.

I haven't learned how to cook for so long, and the food I make is not hard to swallow, but highly poisonous.

Gan'er still looked at him worriedly, because he knew how badly Qiao Yu had been hurt. Although he could downplay it now, it didn't mean he wasn't really sad at all.

If he could really be so cold-hearted, he wouldn't be his little daddy.

"Don't worry, it's over, I've learned to look forward." Qiao Yu said, pinching Gan'er's cheek.

Oops, it's soft and easy to pinch, you can only pinch it when you are sad, so pinch it twice more.

Gan'er naturally knew that Qiao Yu's hand was playing tricks on his face, but he didn't refuse. Although such a little dad might force a smile, it's much better than crying secretly, isn't it?

"Get out of here after dinner."

Gui Luan said disgustedly after cooking the meal.

"Master, Feng Ming is not here, so you can let us live here together." Qiao Yu tried to be coquettish.

"I taught you this bit of skill. The most important thing is, only that foolish prince will care, and others may not be able to." Gui Luan ate calmly.

Gui Luan naturally has his own calculations in his heart, and now he must not let Qiao Yu come to live with him, because that silly prince has to find a way to get him in.

As for the person next to him who knows Gu, find a way to get it somewhere else.

Oh, things are slowly starting to get exciting, I really can't wait.

Is Qiao Yu sad?sad?When he first heard Xiao Qichuan's voice, his hands and feet were really cold in an instant. It was not joy or sadness, but fear.

The heartfelt fear of him in his bones.

He is too strong, if he really wants to do something, let alone himself, even Duanyang Village may not be able to keep it.

And I don't know if he will vent his anger, he is not afraid of venting his anger on Gui Luan, because Gui Luan is really not something ordinary people can kill, but what if he dares to vent his anger?

As for whether Xiao Qichuan still has feelings for him now, Qiao Yu has completely stopped thinking about it. He just needs to live a good life. The master has taught him so many things, so why should he think about whether a man likes him or not? ?

Two days later, early in the morning, Qiao Yu opened the door and saw Xiao Qichuan standing in the yard.

Qiao Yu's face immediately turned pale, but Xiao Qichuan ran over and hugged Qiao Yu into his arms: "Xiao Tianzao, where are you here? Where are Jiang Mei and the others? I don't know, there is another weird person, I can't beat him, did he bully you?"

Qiao Yu struggled a bit in surprise, then took a step back and looked at Xiao Qichuan carefully, only to see that his eyes were full of worry, strangeness, and himself.

"Hanhan?" Qiao Yu shouted in surprise.

"What's wrong with you? You don't know me anymore? Did someone bully you? Why are we here?" Seeing Qiao Yu like this, Xiao Qichuan quickly checked from top to bottom.

"What happened to your wrist?" Xiao Qichuan asked.

Back then, Gui Luan asked if the scars on her body could not be removed, but Qiao Yu refused. This is something she should remember most deeply, why did she go?

"This wound is so deep? Who, who hurt you?" Xiao Qichuan pinched Qiao Yu's wrist, but didn't use any force, and kept asking.

"Is Jiang Mei right? It must be her. Only she can be so bad."

Qiao Yu couldn't help crying when she heard this sentence, only Hanhan would treat herself like this, only Hanhan would say without hesitation that Jiang Mei bullied her, only Hanhan could be so full of heart and eyes It's all about yourself.

"Don't cry, Tianzao, where's your stomach?" Xiao Qichuan looked at Qiao Yu and asked suddenly.

I don't like children or anything, they just share food, but Xiao Tianzao likes it, if he likes it, I can force myself to like it too.

Hearing Xiao Qichuan mentioning the child, Qiao Yu couldn't bear it any longer. He raised his head and began to cry loudly: "Wow..." Xiao Qichuan froze, made Xiao Tianzao cry by himself?This is how to do?

The author has something to say about the new book "I Got Gay After Flirting with the Goddess in My Dream" with a relaxed campus style.

Yu Shu is a scumbag who is about to take the college entrance examination. He was ready to go with the crowd. Who knew that he suddenly had a superpower that can dream about the future, but this ability is sometimes ineffective. Well, the male god said I am cute, really. Dream, he didn't say um, the male god touched my face, it must be a dream, Sui, he touched it?

Yu Lingfeng's life has always been in his own hands, but this kind of life is also a bit boring. I found a funny little deer in high school, but when I found it, I was about to graduate. Forget it, there will be more fun things in my future life What?

Such a scumbag actually shares a dormitory with me in the same university?

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