This handsome man has a poisonous tongue

The parents of the two parties chatted for a while, and then sat away with excuses, leaving behind the young men and women.

"I heard that you are a senior this year. You are amazing. You are only 20 years old and you are a senior." Luo Zongyu heard the girl's cute and cute voice.

"To be exact, I'll be 20 next month," Li Yuyan said in a flat voice without any emotion.

"That's great, can I celebrate your birthday," the girl's voice was full of hope, "I can make a cake myself, can I make a cake for you?"

"I'm sorry, I never invite outsiders on my birthday," Li Yuyan flatly refused.

The girl's face changed, but she didn't give up, "I'm a sophomore, 19 years old, and my name is Li Ziqian. Just call me Qianqian."

"Are you having diarrhea?" Li Yuyan asked casually.

Luo Zongyu was holding a sip of coffee in his mouth. Hearing what Li Yuyan said, he made a puff, and the coffee sprayed directly on the screen of the laptop. He hurriedly wiped it with a paper towel, thinking, I finally understand why Li Yao and his wife wanted to be careful. Wan ordered, it turned out that someone really couldn't say anything good, it's a pity for that pretty face.

The girl turned black on the spot.

"I'm sorry, just a little joke," Li Yuyan quickly apologized, "My parents often say that my dog ​​can't spit out ivory. I also want to say something nice, but the tongue doesn't listen to the control of the brain." Although the words were sincere, the expression on his face He didn't mean to apologize at all.

Li Ziqian looked better when she heard that, if it wasn't because Li Yuyan was so beautiful and charming, she would have scolded and left long ago.

The two began to chat without saying a word.

"My mother especially likes beautiful, virtuous, gentle and kind girls. I saw you are beautiful. Can you cook? Do you like to do housework? Because my room is often full of garbage," Li Yuyan said.

Li Ziqian is the treasure in the hearts of her parents. Usually, even her own room is cleaned by her parents. How can she do these things, but now she is right to give an affirmative answer, but she is already dissatisfied with the other party's picking and choosing.Even if the other party is beautiful, she is not bad.

Slowly talked about whether you have ever been in love.

"I have a lot of boyfriend and girlfriend, I don't know if this counts," Li Yuyan said.

"You really know how to joke." Of course, Li Ziqian had heard that the other party had never even had a girlfriend, so she was very concerned.

"What about you, have you ever had a boyfriend?"

"No," Li Ziqian immediately denied, who would say that she had a boyfriend on such an occasion.

"That's good. I heard from my roommate that there are a lot of girls pretending to be innocent nowadays, and there are not many virgins. You should still be a virgin," Li Yuyan asked, "If not, I'm afraid you have found the wrong blind date. I Especially concerned about this."

Li Ziqian's complexion changed drastically. From the very beginning, Li Yuyan hardly uttered any good words, but now she calmly said such words in front of the girl with that charming and unaccompanied face. She couldn't bear it anymore. After stopping, he picked up the coffee in his hand and poured it on Li Yuyan's head, then walked out angrily.

Luo Zongyu couldn't help poking his head out, and saw Li Yuyan's face covered with coffee, but he didn't show any angry expression, instead the corners of his mouth were pursed into a smile, and he couldn't help laughing out of anger.This person made it clear that he was not here for a blind date, but deliberately finding fault with the other party.

Seeing their son being poured coffee by the girl on the spot, Li Yao and his wife hurried over to ask about the situation. The other couple rushed out to chase their daughter.

"Did you say something nasty again?" Li Yao asked sharply.

"I just said that there are a lot of girls pretending to be innocent, and there are not many virgins," Li Yuyan replied innocently.

"You, our instructions are in vain," Li Yaoyan didn't know how to teach his son.

"What's the matter?" Fang Chuyan said, "After saying something like this, I poured coffee on the spot. It looked like a spoiled girl, but luckily it didn't work."

"Can tomorrow's blind date be avoided?" Li Yuyan said, "I don't want to be poured coffee again."

"No," Li Yao vetoed, "You deserve it if you are poured coffee."

"Husband, how can you say that, even if she is not a virgin, is it necessary to do this? Besides, we still keep our first kiss, so of course we have to ask for each other," Fang Chuyan said to her husband dissatisfied.

It's called a fable, and the name fits well with what he said, full of allusions.Luo Zongyu wanted to laugh again after hearing this, the mother and son have somewhat similar personalities.

"I don't care, anyway, tomorrow's blind date will go on as usual, and it will still be here at the same time tomorrow," Li Yao said and walked out first.

Luo Zongyu decided to go to the theater tomorrow, but he had to come early tomorrow to find a good seat to watch the show.