This handsome man has a poisonous tongue

"I heard a very funny joke at the front desk. Xia Chunqiu was stopped by the front desk and led away by a beautiful boy." The door was suddenly pushed open, and a hearty female voice came to everyone's ears.Following the voice, a woman with a voluptuous figure and curvy came in.

"So the real master is here," Song Tingxue looked at Xia Chunqiu and laughed, "Look at you, a typical homeless man, no wonder you were stopped." She looked at Li Yuyan again, "You must be the legend The beautiful boy who is the savior in the movie." Then he looked Li Yuyan up and down carefully, "It is really beautiful, even I feel like I will lose three points in front of it."

"Compared to being slender, you really have to lose three points to me," said Li Yuyan, who was so thick-skinned, he was also two points uncomfortable, but in order not to lose his aura, he also looked at the other party from head to toe, regardless of the other party's clothes. tights.

Song Tingxue's face sank, "I hate people saying I'm fat."

"When did I say fat?" Li Yuyan asked back.

"The antonym of slim is fat," Song Tingxue said angrily.

"I just said that you are not as slim as I am," Li Yuyan looked at Song Tingxue innocently.

Luo Zongyu and Xia Chunqiu looked at it with great interest, because Song Tingxue was a tigress in their company, few people dared to provoke her, and now they had eaten a turtle in front of others, they secretly said that they were very happy.

"What a boy, you are so imposing in front of my sister and me," Song Tingxue replied in a strange way.

"I'm just telling the truth, what does it have to do with momentum," Li Yuyan said still unhurriedly.

"Then your mother didn't tell you that the truth often hurts people?" Song Tingxue stared at Li Yuyan.

"That only shows that your heart is too fragile," Li Yuyan said, looking at Luo Zongyu, "Is there nothing to do today, can you come to work next week?"

Luo Zongyu nodded.

"Speaking of going to work, why wait for tomorrow, start right away," Xia Chunqiu replied.

"No, it's the weekend next week, starting next week," Li Yuyan immediately refused.

"As a software developer, do you think you have weekends and holidays?" Xia Chunqiu sarcastically said, "Why, do you want a date?"

"Whether I make a date or not has nothing to do with you," Li Yuyan replied, "Even if you are my boss, you have no right to interfere with my private life."

Xia Chunqiu looked at Li Yuyan evilly, "I promise you will break up with your girlfriend within two months."

"Are you pursuing a declaration?" Li Yuyan looked at Xia Chunqiu with contempt.

Luo Zongyu and Song Tingxue laughed together, and laughed at Xia Chunqiu.

Xia Chunqiu's face flushed with anger, and he was teased like this before, "Although you are not my type, I don't mind if you fall into my arms."

"Sorry, I'm not interested in experienced men," Li Yuyan left behind.

Luo Zongyu covered his stomach with a smile.

Song Tingxue's eyes rolled, let alone Luo Zongyu, who was laughing so happily, it was not easy to make him smile a little bit, let alone it wasn't a very funny sentence, so he asked why.

Luo Zongyu repeated what Xia Chunqiu said before, and Song Tingxue slapped the table with a smile.

Xia Chunqiu had a gloomy face and remained silent.

Luo Zongyu was a little worried, "Xia Chunqiu, you wouldn't really attack him, would you?"

"I will never show mercy," Xia Chunqiu replied through gritted teeth, "I will make him so busy that he won't have time to pretend to be a girlfriend."

Luo Zongyu couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, not understanding why he had such an idea.

Song Tingxue said, "A beautiful boy is like a delicious dish in front of your eyes. Are you really not tempted? It's hard to imagine."

"It's as if I'm hungry," Xia Chunqiu looked at Song Tingxue viciously.

"Wrong, beautiful boy, you still maintain self-control, which can only show that you are a castrated eunuch," Song Tingxue said violently.

"You," Xia Chunqiu was speechless angrily, and finally slammed the door and walked out.

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