Loyal dog at first sight

After Su Yun finished his breakfast, he took a glass of milk and went to the sofa in the living room to watch animation.It's just that he just sat down on the sofa, and Tang Weining, who had disappeared (?) all morning, appeared out of nowhere, stood in front of him, and handed him a stack of documents.Su Yun glanced, looked away disinterestedly, and said coldly: "Go away, you are blocking me."

Tang Weining said, "Look?"

Su Yun turned around and said, "Not interested."

Tang Weining suddenly said, "I have recovered my memory."

Su Yun's eyes were still fixed on the TV, and he refused to give Tang Weining any attention, so he replied casually, "Oh."

Tang Weining sat next to Su Yun and blew into his ear. Seeing that Su Yun's ears turned red, Tang Weining smiled and said, "Why aren't you surprised at all? Could it be that your posture last night made you very uncomfortable?" Familiar? And then found out that I recovered my memory?"

Su Yun: "What is the connection between the two?"

Tang Weining looked at Su Yun's expression and smiled slightly: "There is no connection."

Su Yun glanced sideways at Tang Weining and ignored him.

Tang Weining reached out and stroked Su Yun's hair, but stopped teasing him.However, just when he was about to say something serious, Su Yun suddenly turned his head and stared at him. His eyes were filled with tears at some point, and the tears were splashing at this moment. slipped down.Su Yun looked at Tang Weining with tears in his eyes, and said miserably, "Ningning, I'm sorry."

Tang Weining fainted instantly, and asked back in a daze, "What's wrong?"

—What an angelic tear, divine and heartbreaking.

Su Yun said tearfully: "I couldn't satisfy you last night, I'm really sorry..."

Tang Weining: "It's okay, then tonight..."

Su Yun interrupted him and said: "So, I made up my mind to hone my 'technique' well. I heard that there is a ○○ doll on the Internet that is a good partner for honing skills..."

Tang Weining: "..."

—It feels like... overstimulation.

Su Yun continued to burst into tears: "I heard that becoming a monk is a good choice. Anyway, you say that I can't do it, so why don't you just cut off all emotions and desires... I have to say, I think I am quite suitable to be a monk. You have to know that there is no one in the world who is as attractive as me even with a shaved head."

Tang Weining: "..."

Su Yun pursed his lips, sniffed and said aggrievedly: "If it's really not possible, Ningning, you should... find someone else? I heard that there is an animal in the zoo that has a very long estrus period, and it will definitely satisfy you. For all your needs, how about I buy one and give it back to you... Maybe we can still be together harmoniously and happily, and there will be no conflicts because of that."

"puff."

Su Yun put away her tears and looked at the man who suddenly laughed expressionlessly.

Tang Weining sighed and sincerely apologized: "I was wrong."

Su Yun frowned, hugged the pillow in his arms, and said, "I'm sad, and I don't want to talk to you."

Tang Weining put down the materials and said, "Then you rest first, let me tell you—Wang Ruilin told you a lot of bad things about me, right? You also heard Liu Jun say that I drugged you... Well, I did drug you, that's a fact." Su Yun gave Tang Weining a white look, and then he took the remote control to turn the warm animation file into a news broadcast. Companion news.

Tang Weining paused for a moment, but continued to say: "However, the medicine was given to you with your permission."

Su Yun: "!"

Su Yun opened his mouth, unhappy: "You slandered me!!!"

Seeing that Su Yun was still willing to talk to him, Tang Weining breathed a sigh of relief.Then, he continued, "Do you remember our first time? Remember the day we met for [-] days? Remember our one-year anniversary?"

Su Yun blinked his big eyes and said, "Oh, I forgot."

Tang Weining rubbed his hair and said: "My medicines were all taken when we were having fun, and they were all harmless medicines with bad names - such as 'stimulate your bath|fire' , "The three-second love medicine for beauty is in the eye of the beholder", "What kind of special medicine do you want to make up for?"... Wang Ruilin found out that I bought these medicines, but he didn't find out where I used them, so Mistakenly thinking that I am harming you, thinking that I am harming you with drugs."

Su Yun narrowed his eyes and said, "Hehe."

——Damn it! !What the hell is the name of the medicine, it's very weird, very weird, okay? ?

Tang Weining put the materials in Su Yun's hands and said, "Actually, I bought more of them and ate them myself."

Su Yun didn't dislike this pile of materials now, he flipped through them casually, and his whole body was overwhelmed by lightning—what the hell are these things!When did this guy Tang Weining take these special medicines... forget it, why is there still a record.

After eating one, how many times can you bear it? ?

Tang Weining bit Su Yun's ear, and said softly, "So, I am the one who is not strong enough."

Su Yun's face collapsed: "Are you trying to say that you have strong desires because you took the medicine, and that's why you act like a normal person?"

Tang Weining nodded.

Su Yun expressionless: "You lied to the child."

Tang Weining blinked and said, "I'm not taking any medicine now, why don't we try it?"

"I reject!"

"Don't be afraid, this time I will definitely not be able to get up for three days and three nights."

"……go away!"

"Don't be shy, you're really good." Tang Weining leaned into Su Yun's ear and said softly, "Call me husband this time, okay?"

"Fuck, get out!" Su Yun exploded violently, rubbing the goosebumps on his arms, and said, "Please get out of my sight mellowly! Immediately! Immediately!"

"Do you want to call me wife?"

"roll roll roll!"

"Husband?"

"Go away!" Su Yun raised his brows, turned his eyes, and suddenly changed his face.He pouted and blinked his eyes, and counterattacked: "If you want to do this, I will call you a little fairy from now on!"

"Little... goblin?"

"...That's right, little goblin, little goblin, little goblin!"

Tang Weining said slowly, "As long as you are happy."

Su Yun was choked.

"However, it is said that these three characters are special words for bed, so are you planning to stay with me in bed forever?"

Su Yun: "..."

……