Head of Chaldea

What is the most embarrassing thing?

It was you who secretly talked small things, and the Lord overheard you.

Fujimaru Tachika looked at the three-flowered cat walking towards him step by step with heavy steps. The black tail hairs were so distinct that they exploded into a mallet.

Haruno Kirako brought him and Gaitia back and saw that they were not interested in cat food, so she boiled some chicken breast in plain water and put clean drinking water in.

The new cats need to be quarantined. Although the two look clean, this step is necessary, so Fujimaru Tachika and the legendary Sanhua male cat actually met for a while.

Unexpectedly, in the middle of the night, when people fell into a deeper sleep, there was a strange movement from outside the room used for isolation. Just like in a horror movie, the doorknob rotated slowly, and the silent opening and closing It's especially scary in the dark.

The Sanhua cat opened the door lightly, and it looked like a veteran at first glance. It grinned, and the cat's eyes shone with green light in the dark: "Boy, who do you say is the father-in-law?"

Fujimaru Rika: "..."

Fujimaru Tachika pushed the bowl in front of her forward and said calmly, "Boss, eat chicken."

This is definitely not an ordinary three-flowered cat, is it a transformed cat or a cat, is it a product of a supernatural power or something else, the black cat was a little confused for a while, and he looked sideways at the golden cat that was safely nesting in the cat pot. because.

Sensing his sight, Gaitia opened his eyes a little, glanced at the three-colored cat, and closed them again, resting his chin on his paws, as if he didn't want to say more.

Anyway, it was Fujimaru Tatsuka who stepped on the thunder, not him.

Seeing this, Fujimaru Tatsuka had no choice but to bite the bullet, and whispered: "Boss is...who?"

The three-flowered cat walked around the food bowl and took a step towards him, and he took a step back. Finally, it stuck to the base of the wall and turned into a black cat strip, with its beautiful ears tightly attached to the back of its head.

The three-flowered cat laughed out loud, relaxed all over, squatted down, patted the floor in front of itself with its paws, and meowed: "Don't be so nervous, I'm a cat."

Fujimaru Rika:  …

The black cat began to tremble, and the whiskers and blue eyes of the cat all trembled into a Gaussian blur.

Sanhuamao looked at it for a while, then turned to ask Jin Maomao: "Can you come and solve it and ask him to stop and listen to me first?"

Then the Maine Coon got up lazily, stretched on the spot, walked up to the black cat, and covered him completely with its gorgeous long fur: "It's solved."

Sanhuamao: "No, it's not a solution to strangle him to death."

When Sanhuamao said that, Fujimaru Tachika probably guessed who the cat was.

Natsume Soseki is a man who can be called a "great writer of the nation". Even those who are not obsessed with literature have probably heard of his "I Am a Cat", not to mention the various manipulations of Natsume Soseki in TV variety shows. him.

In Fujimaru Tachika's mind, a series of bullet screens clearly played out.

--Ruined.

Cautiously poking his head out of his long golden fur, a cat's paw reached out and patted his head.

Natsume Soseki withdrew his paws, grinned happily, and his whiskers twitched, his reaction to the black cat was very helpful, and he said seriously after a while: "It seems that you are not ordinary people. "

Fujimaru Tachika lowered her ears, and began to think about how to explain this matter to the great writer.

Becoming a cat is not the price that Yuko Ichihara asked for. What they need to do is to fill the two empty containers with people's sincere emotions.

Fujimaru Tachika himself is okay, but Getia is different.His point of view is higher than that of human beings, and even in the flesh now, he still holds a kind of arrogance in it.If he wants to be friendly with others, it will be faster to have another burn of humanity.

For this reason, Ichihara Yuko proposed a solution: "Change your image."

She shook the cigarette rod, and the smoke enveloped them both with lightning speed, and when it spread out, the human figures disappeared, replaced by two cats of different colors and shapes.

One is a black cat with eyes as blue as the sky, its left ear is covered with golden patterns, and its left front paw also has a golden circular pattern; sitting next to it is a big golden cat with bone and hair To the point of rampant, no matter where the red eyes look, there is a taste of no one in the eyes.

"I don't think this idea is very good." Fujimaru Tatsuka shook his beard and protested.

1 Hara Yuko put his hands in his sleeves, his eyes were full of schadenfreude, he raised his front paw to express his understanding.

When he was in the hotel before, Fujimaru Tachika turned into a cat once, but at that time he patronized to fight with Gaetia cat, and after walking a few steps, a girl manga artist named Nozaki ran out as a friend The cat had its beard cut off and then passed on to Emiya.

The level of proficiency in fighting with a cat's body is much higher than that of walking. Just saying it is a bit embarrassing, no, it should be embarrassing.

Fujimaru Tachika briefly explained their current situation to Natsume Soseki, and after blurring some important information, it was simply that he and Getia had to maintain this posture for a while.

Natsume Soseki was easier to get along with than imagined, and he didn't even mind the oolong incident that happened at night.

The black cat let out a long breath, and sat down on the ground like it was in human form.As soon as he relaxed, the hunger that he didn't notice at first came back, and his stomach made a high sound, like the huge grunt made by someone's sink at the end of the drain.

The corners of the golden Maine Coon cat's mouth slanted backwards, and the cat's face showed a look of watching a theater.

At this time, a louder sound came from the golden cat's dense long fur.

Now it was the turn of the black cat to show the expression of watching a play.

Haruno Kirako prepared boiled chicken breast for them, but the amount was obviously not enough for Maine's size.

The Sanhua cat has sharp eyes, and it saw this right away. It scratched its ears with its hind legs, and Natsume Soseki pointed to the window where he scratched a gap, and said, "Let's go, I will take you to look for food."

Because it was summer, it was bright outside very early, and the rose-red light was attached very close to the ground, and there were some dazzling golden colors below, which were the sun that had not yet been born today.

The three-flowered cat drilled out familiarly, and the height of the window sill was not a problem for Gaitia. He could reach the window sill just by standing upright on his hind legs. His coordination ability is much better, and he jumped up following their steps.

But Natsume Soseki chose a very cat-like path, and spent most of his time walking on windowsills and clothes-drying poles of other people's houses. Fujimaru Tateka flinched, swallowed, and struggled: "Can we... walk?" A way to the world?"

Sanhuamao raised its eyebrows and whiskers, and laughed happily: "That's right, go this way, kid."

Then.Fujimaru Lixiang.I saw Natsume Soseki.Fly directly off the window sill.

Sanhuamao personally demonstrated how to go down, followed by Kim Maine, whose big fluffy tail was cut into an elegant arc by the wind.

The two cats downstairs looked up at the window sill, and saw that the black cat was moving towards the edge bit by bit, first showing the tips of its ears, and then its blue eyes.

Only then did Gaitia realize that this person is afraid of heights.

I didn't feel it when I was in human form, but after turning into a cat, the originally short distance suddenly became huge, and Fujimaru Tachika didn't dare to jump down.Rationally told him that this height is nothing to cats, as long as they use their tails in the air to adjust their landing posture.

Tail?

He turned his head subconsciously, flicked the long black tail in place, and then slapped his face, and he gnawed it without thinking about holding it. A pain ran along the tail, passed through the spine, and finally reached his brain.

We all know that cats and cat tails are two living things.

"Hiss..." Fujimaru Tateka was so painful that his paws stretched and closed, stretched and closed again, he lay on the window sill like a turtle, and he didn't have the courage to move forward, no matter what the three-flowered cat below said, it was useless .

In the end, Getia couldn't stand it anymore, stepped on the steps made by magic, and jumped back to the window sill.

"Meow?" The black cat tilted its head, its blue eyes revealed a bit of curiosity, and the golden hair was reflected in those pupils, like the morning glow in the distant sky.

Gaitia skillfully held his head, forcing him to expose the nape of his neck, and then grabbed the familiar piece of nape of the neck.

Fujimaru Tachika: "Huh?"

Then, the big golden cat jumped and flew out.

The black cat caught by him was frightened and burst into tears on the spot.

"Okay, okay, isn't it all right?" Sanhuamao paced around Fujimaru Tachika and comforted him, "You still need to get used to it."

The black cat's front paws were trembling all the time, and it seemed that the flight just now had indeed brought him an indelible psychological shadow.

Natsume Soseki talked for a long time, and found that Fujimaru Tateka was still in a Gaussian blur state, scratched his head helplessly with his paws, and asked, "Why don't you come to persuade me, kid?"

Getia was originally standing behind the black cat in a protective posture. He lowered his head, his red eyes staring at the back of the black cat's fluffy head. After a few seconds, he leaned over and licked the top of the black cat's head.

Fujimaru Tachika was stunned by Maine's licking hair, jumped three feet high on the spot, and meowed meowingly: "What are you doing! You're not a real cat!"

Getia didn't answer him, but said to Natsume Soseki, "It's over."

Fujimaru Rika:  …

After such a stimulation, his nerves finally calmed down, and he wanted to return back not to be outdone.

Fujimaru Tachika imitated Gaitia's appearance just now, and smacked directly at the chest hair of the golden cat.

But the Maine Coon cat's hair is not only thick, but also long enough to knot. Although Gaitia has not yet reached the point of knotting, it must be difficult to comb it with the naked eye.

The black cat made a purring sound: "Bah, bah, bah... the shampoo cup has its feet bound (the tongue is entangled)"

The sanhua cat squatted, covered its eyes with its paws humanly, and sighed.