Alien cubs want to tease me every day

Flying Whale flew steadily in deep space, and finally entered the solar system after half a month of journey.

"Captain, do you want to exit warp speed?" Farmer placed his four hands on the control panel, "It's almost the ancient earth."

Nie Lengyan just wanted to say forget it this time, and definitely next time.As a result, when the crew members heard the word "ancient earth", they became agitated together, holding on to the windows and wishing they could get out of the cabin.

"Old Earth! I just wanted to bring some vegetables back to my mother!"

"Yes, yes, the ingredients there are the best in the entire galaxy. The restaurant I like to go to is the ingredients selected from the ancient earth. It's superb!"

"I'm not really interested in eating. I mainly want to see giant dragonflies. I've only seen holographic images before, so I'm very curious."

……

Seeing that everyone was discussing in full swing, Nami's eight octopus legs were already dancing, her eyes sparkling: "Captain! The temporary residence permit we applied for last time has not expired, anyway, the new earth is only a few days away. Alright, let's drop by the ancient earth, shall we?!"

Klein's usually stern and indifferent little face also implied expectations at this moment, and he pretended to be calm: "Ancient Earth? I seem to have heard my mother mention that the place where human beings were born should be very interesting."

Nie Lengyan looked around, rested his forehead and sighed, and told Fa Mo: "Exit warp speed and locate the ancient earth."

After humans entered the field of space, the ancient earth has long been a "protected area". The Federation has expressly stipulated that no creature is allowed to stay for a long time, and only a short-term temporary residence permit is granted.At the same time, in order to save the home planet of mankind, the Federation invested a lot of manpower and material resources in "rectification". The once deserted land was covered with green vegetation, the hole in the ozone layer was gradually filled, and the problem of global warming was solved. In the past, the ancient earth was slowly returning to its youthful appearance before the rise of human civilization.

Although humans have chosen a new habitable place, the life activities on the ancient earth have not stopped, but are more active than when humans existed.In the absence of human beings, the "natural enemies" at the top of the food chain, countless species on the ancient earth thrived. Due to changes in natural conditions, some animals and plants that had been extinct for thousands of years reappeared. The oxygen content in the air increased, and plants and animals all appeared gigantic. , as if back to the Jurassic era.

"So the ancient earth is now a huge raw material supply warehouse. Many planetary restaurants select ingredients in the ancient earth. Although large-scale breeding farms are not allowed here, if you can get a temporary residence permit, it is no problem to bring back a batch of ingredients. "

Half an hour later, everyone on the Flying Whale had completed the procedures to enter the ancient earth, and Nie Lengyan was taking Klein to visit the "farm" of the ancient earth.

Klein nodded, looked up at the majestic creature more than two meters tall in front of him, and asked, "So this chicken is really the same species as the one I saw in the Flying Whale?"

Nie Lengyan nodded with a smile. It must be. This is a reed chicken with extremely low fat content. It has the effects of nourishing yin and strengthening yang, strengthening the spleen and stomach.

"..." Isn't this too big?Klein didn't want to compare the giant chicken in front of him with the petite and cute chickens in the canteen of the Flying Whale.He still likes to feed chickens, but it's fine to feed this kind of giant chicken, it's not enough to treat him as feed.

In addition to chickens, ducks grow to the size of boats in the river, and some people even ride on them to swim in the lake; there are also giant dragonflies flying in the sky, which are more than two meters long, and can also fly people; In the corn field, one corn picked is two-thirds the height of Klein.

It doesn't look like a farm here, it's like a playground set up by a giant. The crew of the Flying Whale just came down to patronize and play, and they had long forgotten to store ingredients.

Nie Lengyan took Klein to a wide and long river. The water on the lake was sparkling and sparkling, and there were constant bubbles. From time to time, a crucian carp that was half the length of a man jumped out of the water, like a "fish leaping over a dragon's gate" in the sun. .

"The canteen of the Flying Whale is full of frozen fish. You haven't seen them alive and kicking, have you? This time you have the chance to take a good look."

"..." Klein was thinking, isn't he sick?What kind of fish has not been seen in Tadusa?

Nie Lengyan seemed to know what he was thinking, took off his coat and threw it over, rolled up his sleeves: "The fish on the earth must be different from your Tadusa species, I will catch one for you to see

You can understand it. "

"Are you going to catch it?" Klein hugged Nie Lengyan's clothes and followed, "The fish here is so big, can you catch it?"

Nie Lengyan smiled slightly, pulled out the Gauss gun from his waist, and switched to the stun mode: "Thanks to the technological civilization, otherwise we wouldn't even be able to eat a fish."

He took off his shoes and trousers and rolled up his legs, standing in the river bent over, holding a Gauss gun with his left hand and right hand.Klein looked at his back, and the corner of his mouth twitched subtly: I am afraid that the inventor of the Gauss gun would never have imagined that this standard weapon would be used for fishing.

In less than 5 minutes, Nie Lengyan hugged the tail of the fish and dragged up a crucian carp about his height.

The fish was hit by a stun gun, and when it came ashore, it became instinctive. Its gills kept opening and closing. Curious, Klein squatted down and poked the gills, and then touched his neck.

"Yes, it is the same organ as yours for breathing in water." Nie Lengyan sat cross-legged on the grass, "The structure is different, right? Would you like to be equipped with such gills?"

Klein immediately shook his head and took a step back.The little prince didn't say how much he cherished his image, but when he thought of two more movable pieces of meat on his neck, he immediately got goose bumps all over his body.

Nie Lengyan took out his dagger and disposed of the fish by the river.His method of killing fish fillets is neat, with one knife, a piece of neat and clean fish meat, and a whole crucian carp will soon have a skeleton left.This fish was too big, Nie Lengyan packed most of the fish and prepared to take it back, leaving only one-fifth for lunch.

"How would you like to eat it? Fish soup or BBQ?"

"Barbecue?" Klein tilted his head, "Is it grilling or roasting?"

Nie Lengyan just remembered that the little guy has been fed scientifically recently, and he has never eaten this kind of traditional ancient earth food.He said with a smile: "Then grill the fish, let's go pick up some branches."

There is a forest behind, and Klein tripped right up as soon as he walked in. If Nie Lengyan hadn't grabbed his collar in time, there is no doubt that his face would be on the ground.Nie Lengyan steadied the child, and said earnestly: "Walk carefully when you walk, and don't step on dead branches."

Klein sneered, pointing to a branch as thick as his thigh on the ground. Is this a dead branch?This is almost catching up with the trees I have seen in the data!

Nie Lengyan shrugged, sorry, on the current ancient earth, this is just an ordinary "twig".

The two of them simply moved the log away, and it was more than enough to cut down and set up a bonfire.When Klein saw the forest for the first time, he couldn't help looking around. He bent down and picked up a giant leaf from the ground. When he looked up, he met two big and bright light bulbs hidden in the jungle.

Those were a pair of emerald green eyes. Its owner poked his head out, stretched out a furry head, and stared at Klein with piercing eyes.

"..." Klein was stunned. Is this the rumored tiger?

It's a bit different, there is no "king" on the head.

"Lai, don't pick up leaves, let's go." When Nie Lengyan turned his head, he saw a big cat staring at Klein.The cat was dressed in black and gray raccoons, and was about the size of a tiger. Klein looked even weaker in front of it, like a prey being targeted.

The hot air exhaled by the raccoon cat sprayed Klein's cheeks, and Klein asked, "What is this?"

"cat."

"Oh. Why is it staring at me?"

The raccoon cat opened its mouth slightly, revealing its snow-white sharp fangs.

"Maybe want to eat you."

"...Then why are you still so calm?" Klein kept backing away. The gaze from the carnivore made his heart beat faster and his breath quicker. It was obvious that his heart was about to jump out of his throat, but he still had to pretend to be calm.

He stepped back, and the raccoon cat approached step by step with leisurely cat steps, and it seemed that it was not in a hurry to pounce on it.Until Klein's back hit Nie Lengyan, Nie Lengyan put his hand on his shoulder, put the Gauss gun into his hand, and said in a low voice, "Don't worry, I'll teach you, just hit it."

?Klein was puzzled. He only had a superficial understanding of these high-tech weapons, and he had only a half-knowledge of how to use them.

The raccoon cat's chin was on the ground, and its buttocks swayed rhythmically a few times.Nie Lengyan secretly thought something was wrong, he had a cat at home when he was a child, and he was looking at the prey and planning to attack.

He held Klein's hand and raised Gauss

Gun, put your finger on the red button.Then bent down, and said in the ear: "Aim at it, any part of the body is fine, this is the stun mode, you won't see blood, don't be afraid."

"I'm not afraid, but—" Klein glanced at his hand, "Why are your hands shaking?"

Nie Lengyan smiled calmly: "Parkinson has committed a crime."

Klein was confused again, what the hell is this?

Before he could think about it, the big cat had already jumped up to a certain height. Nie Lengyan commanded: "Shoot!" Klein suddenly pressed the button, and a laser shot hit the raccoon cat. It fell straight from the air and fell to the ground dragging Tongue passed out.

Klein could clearly feel that Nie Lengyan breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that this trip was a bad start. In order to prevent encountering even bigger and terrifying creatures, he should hurry back to the Flying Whale.

The short one-day tour of the Ancient Earth Farm ended, and everyone returned to the ship with a variety of ingredients. This dinner was extremely rich.

Klein was eating delicious grilled fish with sesame seeds on the corner of his mouth, and suddenly asked Su He: "What is Parkinson's?"

"Ah?" Su He bit his chopsticks, "It's a common degenerative disease of the nervous system in the elderly. Its main features are hand tremors, slow movement, and muscle stiffness. Why are you asking this?"

the elderly?Klein glanced at Nie Lengyan: "We met a cat on the ancient earth, and he said he had Parkinson's disease."

Su He was stunned for a moment, and then laughed out loud, the kind that almost shed tears while clutching his stomach.

"Hahaha Parkinson's?! Others don't know me, but I don't know. He is afraid of cats! Hahahaha..."

"..." Nie Lengyan picked up a piece of fried fish steak to stop his laughter, "Speak less and you won't die."

Klein kept his head down, staring at the bowl in thought.

Before entering the room at night, Klein called out to stop him: "Nie Lengyan."

"Huh?" Nie Lengyan turned around.

"There's nothing shameful about being afraid of cats. If you told me at the time, I would definitely protect you." Klein thought for a while, "After all, you are also an Omega."

Nie Lengyan was stunned, it was the first time in so many years that someone said "I will protect you, you are also an Omega".His external image is too strong, and no one in the entire Federation dares to provoke him. It seems that his gender has long been erased in his evaluation. Now he is reminded like this, strange and warm.

Nie Lengyan smiled, picked Klein up and held him high: "Blame me for letting you worry about it like a child. I'm not very afraid of cats, but I've never seen one that big."

"...put me down."

Nie Lengyan turned a deaf ear and hugged him around: "You are so cute, why don't you really be my son? Dad will definitely give you the best."

"……impossible!"

Nie Lengyan kissed the child on the pink and tender cheek: "That's it!"

Klein tossed and turned in bed, unable to fall asleep.

He stretched out his hand to touch his cheek, feeling a little hot for some reason, so he just plunged into the quilt.