Mr. Cong never talks about martial arts

"Ah~ how beautiful a free life is! Ah~ surging youth is full of accidents! Ah~ my dream has taken me to leap for a thousand years, and I have come to the present! Ah~ I am a peerless pearl, shining everywhere."

Old Wu was choked up by the genius doctor's "ah, ah, ah," and the illogical comparison sentences, so he had nothing to say.

However, after all, he is a small person living at the bottom, and he is quite discerning. He patted his chest wall with one hand and made a sound like a slap, "Good poetry, good poetry! Master, you are really talented. "

Cong Youyan turned his head in surprise: "Why, do you also understand poetry? Why do I think it's a bit too plain?"

Old Wu praised without blushing: "I understand a little, I understand a little. Master, your poems are all from the heart, self-contained, fresh in style, simple in language, absolutely greatness that has never been seen before or since. "

"Haha!" Cong Youyan patted Lao Wu on the shoulder: "Not bad, there is a future."

With the newly hired servant, he started to think about starting a business from Youyan.

The first hurdle, no education, unable to practice medicine, is the first stumbling block.

Cong Youyan, who had been shut down, looked at the community hospital---the small wooden door of the dean's room, touched his chin, and considered whether to give the daring dean a poison or something.

If you refuse, just refuse, how dare you laugh at this deity as a bumpkin from deep mountains and old forests.

As a servant, Old Wu only dared to remind in a low voice, "Well, master, calm down! Now is a society ruled by law, you can't kill people at will."

As if hearing some funny joke, Cong Youyan gave Old Wu a sideways look, "Then what did you do for a living?"

Old Wu's face was sullen, and he secretly regretted: So, now I have broken an arm.

Cong Youyan waved his hand: "Okay, as long as you don't kill yourself, it's not illegal."

Old Wu hurriedly raised his hand to suggest: "Master, forget about this ignorant idiot. In fact, there is another way to get rich quickly."

Cong Youyan's eyes lit up: "A robbery? I don't have enough people."

"No, no. Nowadays, surveillance is everywhere, and robbery is the easiest way to get caught." Old Wu winked like a chicken thief, and said with a smile: "My proposal is---become an Internet celebrity."

"Tell me in detail."

"Do webcasting, live broadcast daily, after becoming an Internet celebrity, you can be cute, you can sell goods, anyway, people will like what you do."

"is it hard?"

"It may be difficult for others, but it is easy for the master."

Cong Youyan's desire for money is particularly strong, and he rubbed his hands excitedly: "Let's hear it."

Lao Wu turned on the phone and opened the homepage for an example: "It's very simple. First, we have to plan the promotion route, then rent a decent room, the living room should be spacious and bright, and the decoration should be noble and glamorous. The second is to buy a set of equipment. ..."

"Wait, it's so troublesome? I don't have the time to spend on it. Is there a quick fix?"

Old Wu knew the elegant meaning when he heard the string song, and laughed in a low voice, "Master, if you still want to speed up...you have to go astray. Let's buy a ready-made V size."

There is also this cheating method?After thinking about it for a while, Yu Yan nodded reservedly: "Okay, get it done as soon as possible."

Old Wu rolled his eyes and bent down to promise: "Master, please don't worry."

"By the way, help me get tickets for tonight's performance. The venue is the Opera House."

Time was running out, Lao Wu agreed, and hurriedly got up to find the scalpers to buy tickets.

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Sitting outside the outpatient clinic of the community hospital, Cong Youyan's cell phone rang.

"Hey! Who is it? Oh~ Xiong Da? Do you have anything to do with me?"

"Yes, and it's a good thing. I've reported it to Sister Ye, and Sister Ye wants to talk to you about the contract again."

"Contract?" Cong Youyan picked out his ears and sneered: "I remember I told you last time that we have already terminated the contract. Besides, you also proposed the termination of the contract, and I will not pay a penny." .”

"Isn't this a misunderstanding? Sister Ye scolded me just now and said she wanted to apologize to you in person. Well, we can talk about this contract~"

"No! I'm busy making money, so I don't have time!"

On the other end of the phone, someone seemed to interrupt and said a few words, Xiong Da quickly took over the conversation, and said with a smile: "You want to make money, so tell me earlier, Sister Ye said, as long as you come to negotiate the contract, the money is easy to talk about."

"How much?"

There was a pause of more than ten seconds, Xiong Da coughed a few times to cover up, and whispered: "10 a night, are you willing to come?"

10~ You Yan raised his brows, and smile lines slowly emerged from the corners of his mouth: "Yes! Come and pick me up, I'll wait for you at the gate of Fenghuangli Community Hospital."

Putting down the phone, he touched the ashtray in his trouser pocket, got up and walked outside --- no matter how thin the legs of a mosquito are, it's still meat, go earn money.

Soon, Xiong Da drove over in a commercial vehicle.

The afternoon sun subsided a bit from the scorching heat. Cong Youyan stood under the shade of a tree, heard the sound of a horn, and raised his head leisurely. The breeze blew up the broken hair on his forehead, revealing a relatively innocent face with indifferent dark pupils. Looking at it carefully, it is so bright that it is shocking.

This is clearly the number one male in the film and television drama, the schoolboy who can't be moved by poverty or lowliness!

Xiong Da just glanced at it, almost drowned in it, and died of dehydration.

While envious, it is inevitable that there will be sourness in my heart---hey, there are some people who are lucky, and they can be successful with just a face.

There was no words all the way, and the commercial vehicle drove to the north of the city at a fast speed.

As soon as Yu Yan's feet stepped into the reception room on the top floor of Lanxi Film and Television, Xiong Da quickly slipped out and closed the door tightly.

There was a scarlet carpet under her feet, scented candles beside her, and pink bubbles everywhere, which looked like a scene of a marriage proposal.

'It turns out that people like this tune now. ' From Yuyan thought to himself.

"Xiaoyan is here? I'm here." Behind the compartment door outlined in gold, came a woman's voice, quite familiar.

Turning from Yuyan's footsteps, she walked towards the source of the voice.

Sure enough, after opening the door, there is another universe in the compartment.

An eye-catching circular water bed was placed upright in the room, with light gauze and mist around it. A woman was sitting obliquely beside the bed, looking at him with a smile.

The carefully modified eyes are extremely presumptuous, with a taste of examining goods.

However, Yu Yan's appearance seemed to hit the girl's cute spot, she was very satisfied, she suddenly let go of her long hair, revealing a pair of long legs, hooking her toes: "Come on, give me a massage."

The memory of the original owner automatically flashed from Yu Yan's mind, various picnic parties with their own sound-cancelling screens, and various heartbeats and breaths that cannot be described in detail.

Ha~ Interesting!He stood there, staring at the woman with great interest, "Sister Ye?"

Sister Ye giggled: "Xiaoyan, you won't recognize me after a few days?" She winked, then threw off her bathrobe, showed her well-maintained body, and patted the water bed: " The massage oil is in the drawer, go get it quickly."

Cong Youyan didn't feel embarrassed, but raised the corners of his lips to show a smile, closed the door behind him, turned his head and asked, "So, how can Sister Ye need me to give you a massage?"

"Of course it's all-round, massage."

"All round, massage?"

When Yu Yan raised his eyebrows and asked, he had a youthful taste unique to young people, which made Sister Ye's heart beat faster.