Mr. Cong never talks about martial arts
Chapter 5
Cong Yuyan sprinkled medicinal powder on the corpse, and when the face of the corpse began to dissolve and collapse, he knocked on the ashtray again, and put the little bugs in it out for a meal. After the bugs were devoured, he stood up and looked at Shang Heyin.
You have to be talented, you have to be good-looking, and your IQ has crushed the public for hundreds of years.Therefore, he couldn't understand why beauties always reject him thousands of miles away. Fortunately, he is a good man who has read poetry and books and can indulge his wife's temper.
"Yin'er, your spleen and stomach are not in harmony, your pulse condition is weak, and your yang has been deficient for a long time. Without me, you will definitely die."
"Everyone will die." Shang Heyin said ruthlessly, "Maybe good people don't live long, and bad people live for thousands of years."
"But, Yin'er, I'm a good person! I can also guarantee that we both live a long life." Cong Youyan silently clenched his fists, expressing his determination: "I know how to play drugs and keep healthy."
Shang Heyin was disgusted by the idiot-like star eyes of the other party holding his face, and trembled involuntarily.
He was indeed not used to getting along with such a cheeky and clingy thing, and he thought to himself: Although this person is a bit mentally retarded, he can also be regarded as a lifesaver, and he can solve the bad things in his own family with his own ideas, and he should not blame others.
So he eased his tone and said, "Mr. Cong, thank you for your kindness. It's getting late, please go back."
No!morning!up!This, this is an invitation to go to bed!ah!ah!Cong Youyan blinked her eyes and covered her heart: What should I do?what to do?A daughter-in-law who speaks sternly is even more attractive!
Shang Heyin leaned on the sofa, staring at Cong Youyan's small eyes with big eyes, speechless for a while.
In the end, he was not determined enough, and he was defeated. Since words are ineffective, let's use actions to show our position.
After a few steps to the door of the room, Shang Heyin opened the door and made a gesture of invitation.
Cong Yuyan's eyesight suddenly became ill at this time, he yawned, climbed into bed, shrunk back to the bed, and kept patting the sheets: "Going to bed early is good for the skin! Yin'er, don't stand around stupidly, come and sleep quickly. "
Shang Heyin had never seen such a brazen person. In the dead of night, if he called the police or shouted at someone, it would make the matter worse, and it would be bad for his reputation.
On the other side, Cong Youyan was also persistently patting the bed sheet: "Come on, come on, go to bed quickly."
The two stalemate across the hospital bed.
"Whatever you want." Shang Heyin slammed the door shut, folded his clothes and fell back on the bed: "Stay away from me, I'm allergic to strange smells."
These words are basically playing the piano to the cow, and Cong Youyan is selectively deaf.
He carefully took a few breaths of the air that belonged to his other half, leaned over happily, and helped the beauty pull up the quilt, "Yin'er, don't worry, I'm a gentleman. You can rest assured and sleep."
Shang Heyin snorted coldly.
Cong Youyan leaned against the other party with a smile, and whispered: "Just lean on me, I am full of yang and very warm."
This is true, Cong Youyan is like a small stove, with light and heat radiating from his whole body.
'It's all men anyway, what am I worried about? As soon as Shang Heyin's head touched the pillow, his consciousness became blurred. When he fell into a sweet dream, he thought in a daze: "Apart from being neurotic, this person doesn't seem to be that scary." '
the next day.
Shang Heyin woke up naturally after sleeping, and opened his eyes in a daze, the quilt around him was already empty.
"Count him acquainted."
Sitting on the bed, stretching, the cells are filled with oxygen, and the response given is so comfortable.
His head was still in chaos, and he yawned lazily.
Long-term irregular diet, coupled with staying up late to memorize scripts, Shang Heyin's body has been in a state of deficit, it is rare to experience such a deep sleep, and he is in good spirits.
Habitually brought the teacup, stood by the window, just about to drink, he suddenly sensed the heat of the hooligan, and subconsciously glanced at the opposite side---as expected, that little idiot was looking here by the window sill.
'It's like the nympho in a third-rate novel. Shang Heyin was silent for a while, and he simply didn't close the curtains. He turned his back and dialed the phone: "Hello, Uncle Da, yes, I want to be discharged from the hospital and go home to recuperate. I have to participate in rehearsal tomorrow."
Sitting by the window watching the beauty, Cong Youyan slurped noodles while smirking and waving, feeling happy in his heart, "Let me just say, since it's me who makes the move, I have to avoid it for a while. Yin'er's spirit is much better."
Maybe the taste of the noodles was too sweet, and the sound of sucking from Youyan was loud, and it floated to 220 after tens of meters.
Putting down the phone, Shang Heyin's stomach twitched, he couldn't help turning around, and shouted to this side: "Can you not make such a sound while eating?"
Cong Youyan put away the big bowl, took out a tissue to wipe his mouth, and said with a nonchalant smile, "Yin'er, have you eaten yet?"
I'm full to see you!Shang Heyin glanced at him speechlessly, "No appetite!"
"Oh~" Cong Youyan hurriedly took out the freshly made pills from his trouser pocket, put them in a plastic bag, and shook them with his hands.
The plastic bag containing the pills fluttered over the treetops, passed through window 220, and landed firmly on the table.
…Shang, who was still gnashing his teeth, lost his arrogance a lot, and picked it up with a complicated mood, his amber eyes flashed a few times, and his gaze turned to the opposite side.
"I'm in a tight spot right now, so I can only make low-grade Bigu Pills. One pill can take care of you for a week. The one yesterday was for resolving your spleen-stomach meridian imbalance. Today's one is for adjusting your diet. Take it quickly." After Yu Yan finished speaking, he picked up the big bowl again and began to eat noodles without making a sound.
After taking that three-no product, my body has indeed improved, as evidenced by the rare good sleep last night.
It's just a chance encounter...why...you are so nice to me?Shang Heyin lowered his eyes and thought to himself: If I were myself, I would never give so much to another person for no reason.
After weighing the pill in his hand for a long time, the scent of green pomelo became stronger and stronger, Shang Heyin pondered for a few minutes and decided to take it.
He shouted to the opposite side: "Mr. Cong, how much is this pill, I bought it."
Cong Youyan put down the big bowl, showing five small white teeth, and narrowed his eyes with a smile: "The pills made by me are usually priceless."
'This is ready to bargain with me! Shang Heyin raised his eyes lightly, and put down the plastic bag: "Do you have a certificate from the Food and Drug Administration and the Quality Supervision Bureau?"
Food and Drug Administration?Quality Supervision Bureau, what is that?You Yan turned on his phone and did a quick search. After seeing the explanation of the terms, he let out a sneer: "Tsk, my medicine doesn't need to be tested at all. When I was refining medicine in the Medicine Valley, I tested the efficacy of the medicine every day. I have the most experience." gone."
Seeing that Shang Heyin was about to speak again, Cong Youyan hurriedly stopped the conversation: "Yin'er, I only ask others for a price. You are my wife, and mine is yours. How could I ask you for money? You can take it at ease." , eat at ease."
Shang Heyin... I knew that the final topic would end here.
Ma Dan, since it's a treat, don't eat it for nothing.Shang Heyin stared at the pill in his hand "viciously", broke it into two pieces with force, and swallowed it with his head up.
Cong Youyan looked at Shang Heyin worriedly: "Yin'er, remember to drink plenty of water, the medicine of Bigu Pill is complicated, if you don't drink water, it will be a bit choking."
The moment he took the elixir, the energy turned into heat and flowed into the gap of Baiku, and the blood became brighter, slowly flowing through the heart with full of oxygen.
His stomach was satisfied again, and his heart warmed up for a second. Ruoqiang said that he was cold-blooded and had no waves, it was a lie.
Shang Heyin coughed covertly: "Well... I'll be discharged from the hospital right away, and I'll leave in the afternoon. This place is far from the city, do you want to take a ride?"
When Cong Youyan heard that the beauty took the initiative to invite her, she immediately smiled happily: "Of course, I will pack my things right away."
You have to be talented, you have to be good-looking, and your IQ has crushed the public for hundreds of years.Therefore, he couldn't understand why beauties always reject him thousands of miles away. Fortunately, he is a good man who has read poetry and books and can indulge his wife's temper.
"Yin'er, your spleen and stomach are not in harmony, your pulse condition is weak, and your yang has been deficient for a long time. Without me, you will definitely die."
"Everyone will die." Shang Heyin said ruthlessly, "Maybe good people don't live long, and bad people live for thousands of years."
"But, Yin'er, I'm a good person! I can also guarantee that we both live a long life." Cong Youyan silently clenched his fists, expressing his determination: "I know how to play drugs and keep healthy."
Shang Heyin was disgusted by the idiot-like star eyes of the other party holding his face, and trembled involuntarily.
He was indeed not used to getting along with such a cheeky and clingy thing, and he thought to himself: Although this person is a bit mentally retarded, he can also be regarded as a lifesaver, and he can solve the bad things in his own family with his own ideas, and he should not blame others.
So he eased his tone and said, "Mr. Cong, thank you for your kindness. It's getting late, please go back."
No!morning!up!This, this is an invitation to go to bed!ah!ah!Cong Youyan blinked her eyes and covered her heart: What should I do?what to do?A daughter-in-law who speaks sternly is even more attractive!
Shang Heyin leaned on the sofa, staring at Cong Youyan's small eyes with big eyes, speechless for a while.
In the end, he was not determined enough, and he was defeated. Since words are ineffective, let's use actions to show our position.
After a few steps to the door of the room, Shang Heyin opened the door and made a gesture of invitation.
Cong Yuyan's eyesight suddenly became ill at this time, he yawned, climbed into bed, shrunk back to the bed, and kept patting the sheets: "Going to bed early is good for the skin! Yin'er, don't stand around stupidly, come and sleep quickly. "
Shang Heyin had never seen such a brazen person. In the dead of night, if he called the police or shouted at someone, it would make the matter worse, and it would be bad for his reputation.
On the other side, Cong Youyan was also persistently patting the bed sheet: "Come on, come on, go to bed quickly."
The two stalemate across the hospital bed.
"Whatever you want." Shang Heyin slammed the door shut, folded his clothes and fell back on the bed: "Stay away from me, I'm allergic to strange smells."
These words are basically playing the piano to the cow, and Cong Youyan is selectively deaf.
He carefully took a few breaths of the air that belonged to his other half, leaned over happily, and helped the beauty pull up the quilt, "Yin'er, don't worry, I'm a gentleman. You can rest assured and sleep."
Shang Heyin snorted coldly.
Cong Youyan leaned against the other party with a smile, and whispered: "Just lean on me, I am full of yang and very warm."
This is true, Cong Youyan is like a small stove, with light and heat radiating from his whole body.
'It's all men anyway, what am I worried about? As soon as Shang Heyin's head touched the pillow, his consciousness became blurred. When he fell into a sweet dream, he thought in a daze: "Apart from being neurotic, this person doesn't seem to be that scary." '
the next day.
Shang Heyin woke up naturally after sleeping, and opened his eyes in a daze, the quilt around him was already empty.
"Count him acquainted."
Sitting on the bed, stretching, the cells are filled with oxygen, and the response given is so comfortable.
His head was still in chaos, and he yawned lazily.
Long-term irregular diet, coupled with staying up late to memorize scripts, Shang Heyin's body has been in a state of deficit, it is rare to experience such a deep sleep, and he is in good spirits.
Habitually brought the teacup, stood by the window, just about to drink, he suddenly sensed the heat of the hooligan, and subconsciously glanced at the opposite side---as expected, that little idiot was looking here by the window sill.
'It's like the nympho in a third-rate novel. Shang Heyin was silent for a while, and he simply didn't close the curtains. He turned his back and dialed the phone: "Hello, Uncle Da, yes, I want to be discharged from the hospital and go home to recuperate. I have to participate in rehearsal tomorrow."
Sitting by the window watching the beauty, Cong Youyan slurped noodles while smirking and waving, feeling happy in his heart, "Let me just say, since it's me who makes the move, I have to avoid it for a while. Yin'er's spirit is much better."
Maybe the taste of the noodles was too sweet, and the sound of sucking from Youyan was loud, and it floated to 220 after tens of meters.
Putting down the phone, Shang Heyin's stomach twitched, he couldn't help turning around, and shouted to this side: "Can you not make such a sound while eating?"
Cong Youyan put away the big bowl, took out a tissue to wipe his mouth, and said with a nonchalant smile, "Yin'er, have you eaten yet?"
I'm full to see you!Shang Heyin glanced at him speechlessly, "No appetite!"
"Oh~" Cong Youyan hurriedly took out the freshly made pills from his trouser pocket, put them in a plastic bag, and shook them with his hands.
The plastic bag containing the pills fluttered over the treetops, passed through window 220, and landed firmly on the table.
…Shang, who was still gnashing his teeth, lost his arrogance a lot, and picked it up with a complicated mood, his amber eyes flashed a few times, and his gaze turned to the opposite side.
"I'm in a tight spot right now, so I can only make low-grade Bigu Pills. One pill can take care of you for a week. The one yesterday was for resolving your spleen-stomach meridian imbalance. Today's one is for adjusting your diet. Take it quickly." After Yu Yan finished speaking, he picked up the big bowl again and began to eat noodles without making a sound.
After taking that three-no product, my body has indeed improved, as evidenced by the rare good sleep last night.
It's just a chance encounter...why...you are so nice to me?Shang Heyin lowered his eyes and thought to himself: If I were myself, I would never give so much to another person for no reason.
After weighing the pill in his hand for a long time, the scent of green pomelo became stronger and stronger, Shang Heyin pondered for a few minutes and decided to take it.
He shouted to the opposite side: "Mr. Cong, how much is this pill, I bought it."
Cong Youyan put down the big bowl, showing five small white teeth, and narrowed his eyes with a smile: "The pills made by me are usually priceless."
'This is ready to bargain with me! Shang Heyin raised his eyes lightly, and put down the plastic bag: "Do you have a certificate from the Food and Drug Administration and the Quality Supervision Bureau?"
Food and Drug Administration?Quality Supervision Bureau, what is that?You Yan turned on his phone and did a quick search. After seeing the explanation of the terms, he let out a sneer: "Tsk, my medicine doesn't need to be tested at all. When I was refining medicine in the Medicine Valley, I tested the efficacy of the medicine every day. I have the most experience." gone."
Seeing that Shang Heyin was about to speak again, Cong Youyan hurriedly stopped the conversation: "Yin'er, I only ask others for a price. You are my wife, and mine is yours. How could I ask you for money? You can take it at ease." , eat at ease."
Shang Heyin... I knew that the final topic would end here.
Ma Dan, since it's a treat, don't eat it for nothing.Shang Heyin stared at the pill in his hand "viciously", broke it into two pieces with force, and swallowed it with his head up.
Cong Youyan looked at Shang Heyin worriedly: "Yin'er, remember to drink plenty of water, the medicine of Bigu Pill is complicated, if you don't drink water, it will be a bit choking."
The moment he took the elixir, the energy turned into heat and flowed into the gap of Baiku, and the blood became brighter, slowly flowing through the heart with full of oxygen.
His stomach was satisfied again, and his heart warmed up for a second. Ruoqiang said that he was cold-blooded and had no waves, it was a lie.
Shang Heyin coughed covertly: "Well... I'll be discharged from the hospital right away, and I'll leave in the afternoon. This place is far from the city, do you want to take a ride?"
When Cong Youyan heard that the beauty took the initiative to invite her, she immediately smiled happily: "Of course, I will pack my things right away."
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