Mr. Cong never talks about martial arts

The tears that almost gushed from Yuyan were frozen in the corners of his eyes, he turned his head and smiled, and trot all the way back to his wife: "I'm here, I'm here."

Xiaolong's bitter face froze on his face. He carried the bag of popcorn back to the chair and sat down, looking at Shang Heyin and Cong Youyan with enlightenment: "The legendary wife is strict, and if she doesn't show affection, she will Will die, are you talking about it?"

Cong Yuyan's eyes lit up, he became proud, he poked his head out and interjected: "You can see all of this, in fact, we..."

Shang Heyin frowned and coughed twice.

It is rare for Yuyan to meet the second idiot who can talk well, and seeing his wife forbid him to speak, even though he is wronged, he has no choice but to restrain his temper and keep silent.

The only sound left in the room was the sound of Xiaolong eating popcorn.

Shang Heyin: "Mr. Xiaolong, you can talk about the second thing you do here."

Xiaolong poured the rest of the popcorn in the plastic bag into his mouth, chewed it a few times, swallowed it, took out a wet tissue to wipe his hands, and said slowly: "At the beginning when I was in front of Brother Shang's bed, I made a high-five oath, and I took the jade pendant as my oath. Promise, and promised three life-saving covenants."

Seeing that Shang Heyin opened his lips and wanted to say something, Xiaolong smiled slightly and shook his finger: "I don't care about how the agreement was ruined."

Only then did Shang Heyin regain his composure and heaved a sigh of relief.

"I'm not a monster!" Xiaolong looked over calmly: "I have flesh and blood, and I'm a very reasonable person! Brother Shang knows this best. Although you are his descendants, your vision is far behind him."

The thin man and Shang Heyin looked at each other for a long time, as if they could pass through the worlds of Yin and Yang with this face in front of them.

Xiaolong sighed: "Little Hehe, don't worry. Earlier, I went to the ancestral house and warned old man Shang. This time I came here only to get back the Panlong jade pendant and my They are just two brothers. I will take them back and discipline them well, and Dark Dragon will not help the Shang family any more in the future."

After Shang Heyin listened carefully, he turned his eyes and glanced at Cong Youyan.

Cong Youyan shrugged and shouted: "Old Wu! Xiong Da!"

Old Wu, who had been idly eating melon seeds in the guest room, hurriedly dropped the melon seed shell in his hand, pulled Xiong Da up, and ran out.

Cong Youyan waved his hand: "Go to the storage room and invite the medicine man out, and the property will return to its original owner."

Old Wu, Xiong Da bowed and agreed.

After a while, two small carts were pushed out.

The two mummified medicine men in the car turned their heads to see Xiaolong, their eyes were excited, their limbs were trembling, and their eyelids were blinking.

But Xiaolong was not in a hurry to come forward to comfort his subordinates, like a curious baby, he patted his palms and circled the stroller twice, the more he looked at it, the more he wanted to laugh.

"It's exactly the same as in the video!" Xiaolong exclaimed, "At first I thought Xiao Cong was a fraudulent braggart, but now I see that Xiao Cong is definitely a conscientious seller."

The eyes of the two "mummy servants" were wide open, and tears of grievance continued to flow out.

The corner of Xiaolong's mouth twitched, wanting to laugh at the two of them. Seeing that the tears of the two of them were like a shower, sprinkled for free, he had to hold back his laughter.

He paced around and said solemnly: "This is what you two will end up with! After returning, each of you will write a [-]-character inspection for me! Remember, you are not allowed to look for Du Niang online!"

The first time I heard "Two Mummies", I could go back, and I was happy for only a second; when I heard it later, I had to write an inspection, and the tears flowed even more happily.

Xiaolong looked at the two of them with a half-smile: "Do you have any comments? Let me put them up together. I can add it to the system and stamp it. It will be a new system!"

The "two mummies" shook their heads together, then nodded quickly, expressing their satisfaction and having no objections.

Although he liked the video and paid for a health pill, Xiaolong was still curious about such unheard of medical skills.He carefully removed Muzi's gauze, glanced at it, and laughed.

Muzi was originally black and rough, like a germinated potato, and half of the skin of Yasha's face was missing, but it was repaired, and it became like a freshly boiled egg, pink and tender, and two pieces can be squeezed out immediately. Two waters come out.

Xiaolong stretched out his hand to poke the "tender egg face", and smiled gloatingly: "I'm speechless, hehe, you usually have a sharp mouth. Now you don't need makeup and you are a little bitch."

He lifted off the gauze on the cart next door, and saw the silver needles in Lao Xu's belly before he could pull them out. On the white and clean round belly, hundreds of silver needles shone with a dazzling cold light under the light, like an inverted needle. White steamed buns on a bed of steel nails.

Xiaolong couldn't bear it anymore, he covered his stomach, laughed like a quack duck, and gave Cong Youyan a thumbs up: "You are so talented, how do you know that Lao Xu is constipated! Oh! Hohoho~"

Shang Heyin, Uncle Da, and He Yuanyuan looked at each other speechlessly. They never expected that the leader of the Dark Dragon would be so stupid and cute --- with a sense of déjà vu.

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In the kitchen, Cong Youyan cooks for himself in order to raise a confidant.

The extremely finely chopped wild ginseng and the shredded pork in the casserole were stewed together. Youyan watched the time, sprinkled a handful of medicinal noodles before starting the pot, stirred it a few times, and then put it into the thermos.

Xiaolong sat back on the armchair, chewing a small spicy abalone in his mouth, behind him stood Lao Xu and Muzi who had just recovered their speaking function after removing the gauze.

While scooping up the porridge, Cong Youyan warned: "Your pulse condition is a bit weird, not to say that it is fierce, but it is like a kind of poison bred in the depths. It is a bit like a bird pecking at the pulse at first detection, and it returns to calm after a while. When it turns to the extreme, it will bounce back into a bird peck again. So your body bones are always weak. This is the medicinal porridge I made for you according to the recipe of the ancestor. If you think it is delicious, you can come again in a few days. I'll tell you the recipe."

Xiaolong took the thermos, sniffed the smell through the lid, and grinned: "Okay! I like delicious food the most. Xiao Cong, see you next time."

Cong Youyan smiled happier than the guests, and rubbed his hands shyly: "Well, my brother has to settle the account clearly, I will settle the account for you, Lao Xu and Muzi are very good at eating and lodging here, plus The cost of bathing and treatment is not too much for you, 100 million yuan, right?"

Xiaolong hugged the thermos and looked at each other without saying anything.

Cong Youyan took out the phone, and lowered his head in embarrassment: "If you don't have enough cash, you can transfer the money in batches."

"Interesting, this is the first time I've met someone asking me for money." Xiaolong shook his head, glanced sideways at the doctor, and smiled: "One million, say more or less. Do you have an invoice? I I have to do an account and find someone to reimburse me."

It was not the first time for Cong Youyan to face the issue of invoices. He hurriedly took out paper, pens, stamps and other things from his trouser pockets.

...Xiaolong left quietly with his men, just like he came quietly, did not take away a cloud, but took away a handwritten invoice of 100 million, a thermos barrel of medicinal porridge, and a ten-jin package of spicy abalone...

Fortunately, the plague god has finally left.

When the door opened, a gust of wind blew by, and He Yuanyuan touched the goosebumps on the back of her neck, and got up to say goodbye.

Uncle Da followed up worriedly: "You're a girl, it's not safe to walk at night, I'll drive you back."

Ahhh~ the idlers have all left the stage.

Cong Youyan rubbed his chin, thinking about what gimmicks should be used for tonight's live broadcast.

The voluntary pharmacists have been taken away, where can I get another voluntary pharmacist?

The point is that surveillance is everywhere now, and it is unrealistic for you to just go to the street and kidnap someone casually.

"We still have to find a pharmacist who will deliver it to your door automatically. Not only will you not lose money, you may even make money." Cong Youyan looked at the empty storage room, feeling a little emotional.

The storage room is now full of various medicinal materials, and the area of ​​more than ten square meters is a bit crowded.

In the central area of ​​medicinal materials, various bamboo plaques are suspended on the withered grass and vines, and the inside is full of cuties.

No matter how uncomfortable it is, you have to work. The matter of raising insects has never been left to the hands of human beings. He rolled up his sleeves and tucked his waist, staring at the small trolley in distress. It was uncomfortable for a minute---those who just came from the medicine man The removed cuties have not yet absorbed enough nutrients and are in the stage of being fed.

Holding these juvenile worms into the newly made bamboo plaque bit by bit, and adding a few pieces of newly made medicine cakes, the doctor touched the leading fat worm and sighed.

"People nowadays don't have the spirit of dedication at all! In the past, if Medicine Valley wanted to find some useless firewood for experiments, there would definitely be a large wave of people scrambling to rush up. How is it like now? Don't worry about it. Got caught by the police."

Shang Heyin suggested casually: "You can change the channel, and it is also possible to make medicinal food."

Congyouyan rejected it righteously: "A person like me who has connotation and level and is at the peak of his debut, must be a big deal once he makes a move."

Shang Heyin looked at him lightly, and rolled his eyes in displeasure: "Money is not everything, and you shouldn't be so philistine."

Seeing that his daughter-in-law was a little unhappy, Cong Youyan took out his mobile phone aggrievedly, and opened the deposit to show his daughter-in-law the family background: "But old man Da said that it takes one billion to propose a marriage! My deposit here is one, two, three, ten, one hundred thousand, ... It's a lot worse."

Shang Heyin's eyes flickered a few times, and he said in surprise: "You are so greedy for money, just to save money...give it to me?"

Cong Youyan nodded: "Otherwise, all I make money is to marry a wife. I have hands, feet and brains, so I must take on the responsibility of supporting my family."

"Do you believe what Uncle Da teases you?" Shang Heyin said helplessly: "If you are a bastard, even if you own a city, I can't agree to it. Also, is the round thing on your neck a decoration? Why don't you use your brain?"

"Daughter-in-law! You are so kind!" Cong Youyan's eyes lit up suddenly, with sincere joy on his cheeks, and he rushed towards Shang Heyin with a move of hungry tiger.

Shang Heyin was suddenly attacked by Cong Youyan, and was thrown to the ground by surprise, struggling left and right unsuccessfully, his thin and thin body couldn't hide from this stupid man's stupid strength at all.

"Daughter-in-law! Wife! Pop one, pop one."

Cong Youyan pursed her red lips, imprinting her full of joy on the other person's face.

Damp and warm, full of admiration, a stupid child learned nothing by himself, pressed on the beloved crabapple tree without any rules, flirting left and right, kissing right, babbling, lighting fires everywhere.