Mr. Cong never talks about martial arts

Since Youyan got into bed, no matter how willing he is to pretend to be a quail, he can't roll away, carelessly put his calf out of the bed, sweeping up and down on the silk quilt, having a great time.

Soon, the flaming big toe met resistance, and there was a slightly puffy hillock in the bed next door.

The doctor started to laugh cheaply: "Xiaoyou, what is this? Why is it swollen like this? Should I bother to help Yin'er heal."

"No need." Shang Heyin closed his eyes calmly on the velvet pillow, and gave a friendly reminder: "You'd better sleep honestly, in case some shady little thing crosses the line and is broken by my kick , I will not be responsible."

"But I'm not young at all!" Cong Youyan's knees were still lying on the bed, and he blinked aggrievedly: "Just now you invited me to sleep together, and now you want to kick me off... Yiner, you are so cruel heart."

Shang Heyin snorted coldly, stretched his right hand out of the quilt, in the shape of a claw in the air, and twisted and twisted: "That's because you didn't realize my true face. When I started to be ruthless, I immediately attacked and twisted you."

'Daughter-in-law is so harsh, I like it! Cong Youyan writhed and writhed in the bed excitedly, pretending to be afraid: "No, no, don't twist me, I still want to heal you!"

Shang Heyin directly ignored the other party's coquettishness, pulled out a few tissues from the tissue box, and handed them over: "Hey, Doctor Cong, here are the medical gauzes you need urgently. Please save a little. I have these as limited editions."

Cong Yuyan looked at the inedible Tang Monk meat with a bitter face, and reluctantly took the tissue, struggling to fight for it: "~Yin'er~"

"Mr. Cong, good night, sweet dreams." Shang Heyin suppressed a smile, turned his back, and soon fell asleep.

……

The next day.

The magpies outside the window are chirping on the branches, indicating that today is another happy morning.

After last night's uproar, after Yuyan woke up, he felt a little sluggish. He lifted the quilt and sat on the edge of the bed, staring at his toes in a daze.

He lowered his head and looked at the focal point after waking up in the morning, and then personally removed the tissue that was pasted on the swollen area last night, and sighed lazily from Congyouyan: "My hundreds of millions of descendants, you died so unjustly."

Cong Youyan rubbed the paper towels, threw them into the wastebasket, looked up and cried, "As long as I try my best, you guys, your fate won't be so miserable."

Shang Heyin was drinking milk from a water glass, he almost couldn't hold back when he heard this, his trachea was almost choked.

Putting down the cup, he also tore off a few tissues, pressed them to the corners of his mouth, and couldn't help but smile lines appeared on his lips: You idiot!In other words, with such a lovely companion, will there be fewer troubles in life?

After commemorating the hundreds of millions of people lost last night, Cong Youyan quickly cheered up, ran downstairs, sat next to Shang Heyin, grinned with eight big white teeth, propped his head, and smirked.

Shang Heyin's gastrointestinal function is indeed changing, and the phenomenon of vomiting at the sight of food is disappearing.

The three meals became regular, the internal organs that had been idle for a long time began to recover, and all the indicators of the body were close to the normal value.

Seeing my daughter-in-law nourished by my nutritious meal, her pupils are watery, her eyes are full of energy, her skin is becoming more and more radiant, and since Youyan started drooling and becoming a nympho again,

He greeted absent-mindedly: "Yin'er~ Morning~"

Shang Heyin swallowed the sun egg, kissed his lips, and glanced at him: "Aren't you hungry?"

"Hungry, Yin'er feed me, I'll eat~"

Shang Heyin smiled slightly, raised the silver spoon, picked up the peanut sago in the bowl, and brought it to Cong Youyan's mouth with a smile: "Open your mouth."

Cong Youyan was just joking, but he didn't expect to wait for a spoonful to be fed. Fearing that his daughter-in-law would regret it, he hurriedly opened his mouth wide, ahhh, he took the spoon in his mouth.

The tongue is sweet, and the heart, liver and internal organs are also sweet. It's nice to have a wife.Youyan swallowed a mouthful with curved eyebrows, and continued to open his mouth: "More!"

Shang Heyin was very patient and fed another spoonful.

Cong Youyan blissfully almost forgot what his last name was, and wagged his tail around his wife: "I want more! I want more! Ah~"

Uncle Da was holding a freshly baked shallot pancake in his apron. He happened to see this scene again, and he put down the plate with a louder voice. What does it look like!"

The three heavy hammer exclamation marks represent Uncle Da's disgusting heart.

Cong Youyan swallowed the sago dew again, squinted and smiled.He didn't care about the roar of the single dog at all, and opened his mouth on purpose, waiting for his wife to feed him.

Shang Heyin twirled the last spoonful in the air, returned it to his mouth, swallowed it sweetly, glanced at the sulking silly dog ​​with a flat mouth, and asked with a smile: "Yesterday, did you find anything?"

The culprit who caused the disappearance of the sweet interaction --- Uncle Da also stopped and pricked up his ears.

Cong Youyan pouted, a little unhappy, picked up the scallion pancake, ate it, drank a cup of tea, and then clapped his hands: "Xiong Da, the work is almost done, come out."

Xiong Da, who was originally chubby and greasy, lost a lot of weight after being fed by bugs for a period of time.

He walked in cautiously along the corner, stood by the dining table with his head bowed, and bowed respectfully: "Master."

Cong Youyan propped his right cheek, pouted: "Retell what you said last night again, so as not to worry my wife."

"Yes." Xiong Da turned his back, lowered his head, and parted his fleshy earlobes.

Shang Heyin caught a glimpse of Xiong Da's ears, and there was also a dot bordering his neck, which was the same as the round mole on the back of Cong Youyan's neck.

After the demonstration, Xiong Da turned around cautiously, continued to lower his hands, and whispered: "As the master saw, I am also a man-made human..."

Shang Heyin glanced between Xiong Da and Cong Youyan, inexplicably surprised.

Cong Youyan held his daughter-in-law's hand, smiled comfortingly, and tapped his fingers on the table: "Yin'er, don't panic, just listen patiently..."

When talking about his life experience, Xiong Da was inevitably sad. He sobbed, "I am the first batch of experimental products. I have bad genes, I am too fat, and there is a lot of fat in my internal organs. There will be no buyers. I am more clever. Knowing how to advance and retreat, the leader of the base liked me very much later, so he simply took me as a caretaker and focused on training me."

Shang Heyin raised his eyebrows: "Watcher?"

"Yes, yes, I am in charge of guarding City Y. There are about three underage carriers in this area. For the convenience of guarding them, I arranged for them all to join the film and television company." Xiong Da secretly raised his eyes and glanced at Cong Youyan.

Cong Youyan flattened his mouth and snorted coldly.

Xiong Da was so frightened that his legs gave way, and he fell to his knees: "There are many rich people who want to live a long life in this world. The organs of these gentlemen are damaged. We must choose a suitable and healthy person... We, we are also pitiful. People."

Shang Heyin frowned: "Is it just an organ transplant?"

Cong Yuyan shook his head and laughed.

General Xiong lowered his head: "Masters will go to the island in person to select cells suitable for their physique. We are all born in genetic test tubes. But if we are kept in cages, our bodies will have diseases and cannot be sold at a price. like me...

Only when they are kept in the folks can they have aura.Once a dignitary chooses the carrier that I am in charge of guarding, I will contact a skilled person in this field to secretly dispose of the carrier...take out the appropriate organs..."

Shang Heyin couldn't listen anymore: "Isn't there legal organ donation and transplantation? Why do you spend a lot of money on this?"

Xiong Da smiled wryly: "Those legal transplants will be rejected, right? You need to take anti-rejection drugs, right? The longest validity period of transplantation is 15 years, right? After 15 years, you will inevitably die. And our carriers are expensive. The price is ~ tailor-made ~ these four words."

"Tailor-made?" Shang Heyin didn't know what to say anymore, so he could only hold Congyouyan's hand tightly.

Xiong Da had a bitter face: "We are all high-end pre-sale products, which are pre-ordered by others. Once raised, the next end is skinning, cramping, bone extraction, marrow suction..."

Shang Heyin frowned slightly, his fingertips were clenched tightly, and his palms were trembling.

Cong Youyan touched the round mole behind his ear, and stared at Xiong Dao with a half-smile: "So, this is the signal transmitter that looks for carriers like us, right?"

Xiong Da listlessly replied in a low voice: "Yes."

After hearing this, Shang Heyin's complexion was very bad, his whole body was covered in low pressure, and he didn't want to speak.

Cong Youyan was anxious to coax his wife, waved his hand, and told Xiong Da to go to work.

He wagged his tail, lay on his daughter-in-law's lap, and comforted him softly: "Yin'er, just smile, don't worry about me, I'm the poison sage of the medicine valley, these monsters are not enough for my little finger to play with, Really!"

Shang Heyin lowered his eyes sullenly, looked at the silly Shiba Inu, and forced a smile.

It was only at the age of 26 that I met a long-overdue relationship. Although this guy is so stupid that it is anxious and completely different from what I expected, but life has already changed, and if he is asked to let go at this time, he is also reluctant.

Thinking of this stupid and cute fool, who will be assassinated one day, Shang Heyin felt very sad.

I didn't get the channel where my daughter-in-law was sad, the silly Shiba Inu --- Cong Youyan rubbed his nose: "Yin'er, let's go play with the little lion and tiger in the backyard. And oh, I recently thought of a health-preserving meal, I'll make it for you in the afternoon."

The corners of Shang Heyin's eyes were a little warm, he lowered his eyelashes to cover up, and responded softly: "Okay, I'll listen to you."

……

Hospital sanatorium.

A few people sat around the bed by the window, listening attentively to the interpretation of Dugu Photography hero---Adventures on a Rainy Night.

"In other words, I was close to death at that time, my legs were weak, and I didn't bother to check the surrounding situation. But Qi is Qi here. As soon as I got into the car, I felt restless and panicked. Swelling, I really want to have a flower seed to suppress my shock."

The girl sitting at the end of the bed eating melon seeds smiled: "Old Li, smoking is bad for your health, hahaha..."

"Don't be so talkative." The big photographer, Lao Li, also laughed with everyone, and then said seriously: "At that time, I just had a premonition that something was wrong, but I didn't know what it was. Suddenly, my chest felt hot. , a gust of wind rushed from the back of my head..."

"Wait, allow me to interject. Old Li, you are wrong. You tell stories when you tell stories. How do you say it is the same as the legend of Xianxia? After the founding of the People's Republic of China, they are not allowed to become elites. The radio and television have been stricter recently."

Xiao Su, the show manager with a plaster cast on her right arm, grabbed an apple with her healthy left hand, and smiled as she gnawed: "Old Li, restrain yourself a little bit."