Mr. Cong never talks about martial arts

The camera brother directly adjusted the camera to the infrared state, and was too lazy to talk to Cong Youyan.

"2 yuan, remember to give it to me when the time comes." The ordinary membership fee involved in carrying hands, and there is no pressure at all from You Yan to ask for it.

Seeing that the other party didn't answer, he took it as a default.

Now that the toll for crossing the bridge has been collected, the next step is to contribute.

From the time Yuyan took the little fat insect to his fingertips and closed his eyes for a moment, he had already planned a path in his mind.

Standing in place, Hei Tong stared at the withered vines closely, and he pointed to the cliff: "It's all illusion, break it!" While shaking his sleeves, he had already thrown the fat insects out.

The little fat worm adjusted its posture in the air, and as soon as it reached the end of the parabola, it pounced on the withered vine, opened its small fangs, and bit down hard.

Suddenly, everyone heard a rush of low-pitched cursing, and the buzzing electric waves hit their temples.

Weeping and whimpering could be heard from all directions, mixed with the low-decibel current, attacking everyone indiscriminately.

Cong Youyan grabbed Shang Heyin, summoned up all the internal strength in his body and quickly counterattacked.

Lin and Ji could only resist, and within a minute they couldn't bear it anymore. They squatted down, hugged their heads, and yelled loudly following the fluctuation of the current.

The cameraman was carrying the machine, his knees were trembling, and after barely standing still, a line of bruises slowly flowed out from his ear canal.

After an unknown amount of time, the electric wave finally disappeared. Everyone stood up, blinked their eyes and looked again. The original wetland, the cliff not far away, and the withered vines climbing along the ground had all disappeared.

In its place is a deep passage, hidden in the shade of trees.

"Where is this place?" Lin Yuqi leaned over, stood behind Cong Youyan, and asked in a low voice.

"I don't know! But Xiaopang told me, it's safe now." Cong Youyan happily took out his mobile phone to check the signal, and sure enough there was a signal.

He smiled even more happily, and stretched out his hand to ask for money: "Okay, I will bring you all out safely as agreed, and I will leave with the money."

Lin Yuqi and Ji Jiacheng took out their mobile phones, and they were relieved to see that the signal was full and the battery was still there.

The photographer brother also paid, and then asked: "Do you have an invoice? I can reimburse you when I go back."

"Invoice?" Cong Youyan raised his eyebrows as if he heard some funny joke: "Isn't your life worth 2 yuan? You still want an invoice from me? Walk slowly and don't give it away."

The camera brother petrified for a second, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Forget it, let's do it."

After accepting the transfer of 6 yuan, Cong Youyan waved his hand, and impatiently began to chase away customers: "The mountain is high and the road is far away, so let's go."

"But... where is this place, how should we leave..."

Lin Yuqi and Ji Jiacheng looked at each other, and were about to ask for help, but there was only a yellow dust flying under their feet.

Floating in the wind was a cheerful message from Cong Youyan: "Dear friends, since you are all high-quality customers, I will give you a reminder out of mercy. While it is still early, call quickly and take an online car-hailing car." go home."

Although it was a bad idea, Lin and Ji honestly opened the software and looked for a vehicle willing to drive into the mountains.

The lush greenery in the mountains was full of ink, and the air was gloomy and terrifying. Although the two of them were not familiar with each other, they could only sign up for a tour group to keep warm at this moment. Just before their patience was about to disappear, someone finally took the order.

Half an hour later, Lin Yuqi sat on the online car-hailing car with a long face, extremely unhappy.

Ji Jiacheng felt aggrieved, and originally wanted to use variety shows to gain attention, but who would have thought that he would meet that little Hades again.

The driver brother was in a good mood when he received this big order. The scenery in the mountains felt a bit like a horror movie. Seeing that the two brothers in the car looked a little ugly and didn't like to talk, the little brother shrugged and turned on the radio channel.

The host narrated the nightly news, which at least filled the small space with a bit of sound.

"Dear listeners, after receiving a notification from the police, we are now interrupting a piece of news. There was an accident at the entrance of Luding Wetland Park not far from the city. The latest variety show of the city TV station had a car accident on the way to the mountain for filming."

Lin Yuqi frowned and patted the driver: "Brother, please turn up the volume."

The voice of the news broadcast increased several times: "It is reported that when the bus was found in distress, the entire vehicle was trapped by mudslides. There were 27 people in the vehicle, five were missing, and the remaining 22 people had frostbite to varying degrees, and the blood flow was extremely fast. After oxygen inhalation for first aid at the scene, the vital signs eased slightly, and he was transferred to the Municipal Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine for observation.

More than ten of them seem to have been frightened and temporarily lost their ability to speak. The hospital is organizing expert consultations to find the cause..."

After Lin Yuqi listened dumbfounded, his brain nerves were still in a state of fragmentation.

Ji Jiacheng teased him, and asked in a low voice: "Brother Lin, are we counted as missing persons now? Also, why can't the dozen or so people talk anymore, did they come from..."

Lin Yuqi was sweating from fright, and hurriedly covered Ji Jiacheng's mouth, shaking his head slowly: "2 yuan is quite cheap to buy a life."

Ji Jiacheng freed his palms, lowered his head, and smiled wryly: "I know what's good or bad."

Lin Yuqi stabilized his mind, forced a smile on his face, and patted the front seat: "Brother, I'm sorry to trouble you, don't go to the TV station first, go to the Municipal Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine."

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The screen changes to a few hours ago.

Youyan pulled Shang Heyin with a cat waist and got into the passage behind the shade of the tree.

The passage is not too short. If you walk less than half the distance, you can see some fluorescent plants and luminescent fungi that only survive in the dark, crawling in the gaps in the stone wall and growing silently.

Cong Youyan took Shang Heyin's hand, and praised while walking: "These fungi can be used as medicine, Yin'er, should we pick some back?"

"Where do you pick them up? According to biology, fungi like this kind that grow in dark and humid places are highly toxic and should not be touched."

After listening to his daughter-in-law's advice, Cong Youyan suppressed his eagerness to try, and said helplessly: "Okay, I'm just talking casually. But, no matter how poisonous things are, don't be afraid when Yin'er encounters them, I will pinch them."

Shang Heyin's low-pitched laughter came from the dark passage, with the vibration frequency of the stone wall, it sounded very pleasant.

Cong Youyan squinted his eyes and smiled: "Yin'er, it turns out that there is a reverb sound effect here. I just learned a song, so I will sing it here for you, okay?"

Shang Heyin's face changed, and he just wanted to say: Don't sing.

Heart-piercing howls of ghosts and wolves floated in the passage.

"The clouds are in the sky, and there is a piece of sunshine. Time, who cut the time, chasing the wind, chasing, empty, whose heart is holding my hand, tears escaped and fell on my palm, why tomorrow Still on the road. The orchids are still blooming beside the Yushu, such a time, always silent. I am walking on the road, you, will you keep up~"

With the help of the flashing fluorescent light on the stone wall, he could barely see that Cong Youyan was singing and dancing, twisting his waist, moving his neck, shaking his sleeves, Egyptian hands... He listed all the dance elements that humans can think of, and danced extremely hard.

"It's fine if the voice is out of tune, the lyrics have been dismantled by him, and the dance is too unbearable to comment on..." Shang Heyin sat on the side, thinking helplessly: In this world, is there anyone who can temporarily change their minds? What about the medicine for dumbness?

Just when the doctor was immersed in the echo effect that can only be created in a closed space, he couldn't extricate himself.

There were stumbling footsteps and heavy panting sounds from the other end of the passage. The fluorescent plants on the wall retracted their canopies, and the passage was a little darker.

Cong Youyan stopped shaking his sleeves and looked vigilantly in the direction he came from.

The photographer's familiar voice came: "Just now I heard someone laughing and someone crying, and then I heard the sound of howling and panting... You two, are you okay?"

The corners of Shang Heyin's eyes twitched, and he couldn't stop laughing secretly: Well, this is a real hero!Dare to say anything.

"Farting, it's a big joke in the world." The doctor who was interrupted from singing was very angry, and pointed his waist and accused: "I was obviously performing a love song just now, where is the wolf and where is the embarrassment?"

Seeing the other party getting mad, the camera brother knew that he had said something wrong, so he pretended to have ashes on his face, rubbed his eyes, and picked up the camera again: "Okay, I misheard, you continue."

An artist whose mood has been ruined, how can he have time to wait for inspiration to come back?So, the doctor flicked his sleeves angrily: "Continue what to continue? You didn't follow them to get out, why did you follow us?"

Brother photographer, I really want to explain that I need it for work, otherwise, who would follow you up the mountain of swords and into the sea of ​​fire.

It's just that the photographer has always been dumb, and always pauses for a few seconds before speaking: "I..."

With just a few seconds of pause, the doctor has learned something else from it.

"Ah~ I got it!" The doctor, who thought he understood, sighed melancholy on his back: "Hey... I didn't expect, I didn't expect that in just a few hours, you fell in love with me. You have a crush on me, so you hugged me tightly." Follow me and wait for the opportunity to destroy my relationship so that you can sneak in, right?"

The last sentence, Cong Youyan is a single word, a single word, and the words popped out of his mouth, his face was full of grief, and every word was heart-wrenching.

Big misunderstanding!The cameraman put down the camera and hurriedly shook his hands: "That's not the case~"

"Don't explain, explaining is concealing, it means that you have a ghost in your heart." Cong Youyan looked at the photographer brother with displeasure on his face: "I know that I am a beautiful man, and everyone loves me. But you also need to know that emotional matters are forced If you don’t come, I’m in charge! Just give up! Twisted melons are not sweet!”

Will you listen to what people say? Twist you big-headed ghost!The photographer brother was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and his sigh was heavier than Cong Youyan.

"Mr. Cong, please rest assured. I am married, my wife is gentle, my children are cute, and my family life is happy. At present, and even in the future, I am heterosexual to the bone! Thank you for your understanding."

Oh oh oh!Only then did Yu Yan feel relieved, and ran to Shang Heyin to show off: "Look, Yin'er, I'm just so charming and popular, you have to cherish me."

A smile emerged from the corner of Shang Heyin's mouth, and he stroked his dull hair: "Yes, I just realized now that Mr. Cong is an extraordinary charismatic person."

Feeling pampered by the doctor, he put his hips on his hips and smiled triumphantly: "Oh ha ha ha."

The cameraman held up his camera and captured a certain laughing idiot, thinking silently in his heart: Oh~ what a pity Shang Shao is caught up in a mental illness.