Mr. Cong never talks about martial arts

Shang Heyin's eyelashes trembled violently, resisting the pain, and asked him: "Do you think I was moved by you?"

Cong Youyan bandaged the wound, and proudly raised his head: "That is necessary. If you don't believe me, just ask Old Wu, every time I sing a poem, he will be moved to tears."

Shang Heyin looked at Old Wu curiously, "Could it be that the structure of your eardrum is different from ours?"

That's what I said!As if I could kill if I sang!Who doesn't know my singing is healing?From Youyan's face puffed up, he also stared at Old Wu.

Old Wu, who was stared at by the two, smiled awkwardly, and said in a low voice: "The master's singing voice is like an ambush from ten sides, with ups and downs; it's like a straw boat borrowing arrows, ten thousand arrows are fired at once, and the roots are deeply rooted." In my heart...so, every time I hear the master sing, I am moved to tears."

Do you hear me?Do you hear me?This is the voice of the masses.Cong Yuyan was satisfied, and began to brag shamelessly again: "Many Yiner said that in the past in Medicine Valley, as long as I was in a good mood, I usually sang and recited poems. You have never seen that scene, but you can imagine it. Fan, it's very lively! The onlookers and those who begged for medicine are all crying."

Shang Heyin stared at him silently---this fool is really easy to fool, those are all people who want something from you.Have you ever considered another direction, those people are not moved by you, but are forced by your coercive power, so frightened that they dare not resist?For example, this one in front of me---Old Wu!

Old Wu looked at Cong Youyan sincerely: "It must be, my admiration for Master is like a torrent of river water!"

In the face of flattery and flattery, Cong Yuyan always accepts it as it is ordered. He nodded smugly, "It's easy to talk about it, and you just caught a glimpse of the deity's superficial tricks. If you have a chance in the future, it will open your eyes."

Shang Hak-in continues to ossify...

Sigh~ Didn't you already know that he is a cute fool?The goods are genuine at a fair price, and children are not deceived.Why should I be angry?Shang Heyin held back his laughter, walked back to the sofa noncommittally, and leaned against it with his eyes closed.

Cong Youyan didn't hold back at all, and continued to cling to him: "By the way, Yin'er, the prices here are so high, we're still looking for a house for the time being, so why don't we borrow your house tonight?"

Shang Heyin took Uncle Da's crystal cup and was drinking water. Hearing this, he calmed down and thought about it.

Cong Youyan has gotten used to his daughter-in-law's stern look, and doesn't feel that she is being left out. Instead, she feels that such a daughter-in-law is very quiet and stable, and she looks like a housekeeper.

So, he tilted his head, propped his chin, and stared at his daughter-in-law unscrupulously.

Even though Shang Heyin was an actor, he couldn't bear such a direct stare, and couldn't help turning his head: "It's very impolite to stare at others like this."

"But you are not someone else."

"At present, we are just a little more familiar than strangers."

Cong Yuyan didn't care about it, and stretched out his head to ask: "Why, I hugged me, kissed me, and fell asleep."

sleep ~ sleep?Who?Who?Uncle Da's eyes were wide open, and he glanced back and forth between his own child and the idiot doctor.

Old Wu raised his head quietly: Good guy, you are also a wicked ghost in love!

Shang Heyin's body tensed up immediately, and he frowned: "When did it happen?"

Cong Youyan blinked innocently: "It's in the hospital, didn't we hug each other and sleep all night?"

It turned out to be in the hospital... Shang Heyin relaxed: "Hug together, just to sleep? I was weak at the time and couldn't resist, otherwise I would definitely call the police."

Uncle Da, Cong Youyan said in unison: "How can you say that?"

Uncle Da glared at Cong Youyan, and when he turned to look at Shang Heyin, his voice changed and his lips trembled: "Master~ You have suffered~"

Cong Yuyan hurriedly took out a small pill and stuffed it into the other party's mouth: "Uncle Da, be careful of your blood pressure." Turning to look at his wife, he whispered, "Yin'er, you can't take it dry and wipe it off, then turn your face away and don't care about it." Recognize someone, this is scumbag."

The corner of Shang Heyin's mouth froze: I~ scum?Who is shameless!

Cong Youyan's eyes turned red, and he started to sob: "I don't care, anyway, you have to be responsible to me, I'm already yours, you can't drive me away."

"How did you grow up? Can't you understand human language? You know exactly what happened that night. You just treated me and killed an assassin along the way."

At first, Shang Heyin just thought this stupid and cute guy was very funny, but now it seems that this guy is not only cute, but also has good dreams.

"That's considered a physical relationship! In the past, it was necessary to get married, otherwise how would I meet people in the future? I have kept myself like a jade all these years, and my reputation has been pure..." Cong Youyan just wanted to howl a few times, In a blink of an eye, seeing the eyes of his daughter-in-law's eyebrows and cold eyes, the tongue twitched in fright: "I will definitely leave my reputation for the rest of my life to you!"

The idiot!But...it's also cutely stupid.Furthermore, this person's medical skills are excellent, and his poison skills may be even better.It would be beneficial to me to keep him... Thinking of this, Shang Heyin's expression softened a bit, and he nodded reluctantly: "Okay, you can stay, the two guest rooms on the first floor are yours."

Uncle Da was so anxious that his voice changed: "Master!"

Shang Heyin rubbed his brows: "I'm tired and want to rest. Uncle Da, come with me."

Go up to the second floor.

Uncle Da immediately persuaded him: "Master, that man is a bastard. He speaks without restraint. He doesn't go up or down. Sooner or later, he will make you angry. Don't talk to him."

"I know." Shang Heyin bent down and took out the ice water from the refrigerator, and drank it with his head raised.

Seeing that Shang Heyin's expression didn't look angry, Uncle Da said strangely: "Master, that person lives here, Eldest Young Master and Master~"

Shang Heyin smiled, "I'm guarding against big brother and them."

Seeing that Uncle Da still wanted to persuade him, Shang Heyin raised his finger and shook it: "As soon as the old man left, I encountered assassins one after another. They were all trained dead soldiers. Besides them who wanted to kill grass and roots, who else would it be?"

Uncle Da took a deep breath when he heard the words, nodded reluctantly, and said, "But, young master, do you trust him so much?"

"Don't worry, Uncle Da, sometimes it's safer to force outsiders to do things." Shang Heyin smiled more happily when he thought of Cong Youyan's various methods: "Mr. Unswervingly walk the path you want to go. Based on this inference, he will not do anything against me. Just arrange for him to live at home, and we will not lose money on this deal."

Uncle Da was silent for a moment, "Anyway, you are wronged, young master."

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downstairs.

Cong Youyan carelessly ordered Lao Wu to move his luggage into the room facing south, and after setting up the ashtray himself, he took out the medicine cake and threw it in, hitting the wall of the ashtray.

There was an itchy, scalp-numbing sound in the ashtray.

Swish, swish, swish...

A few shiny black beetles shook their tentacles and started to fight.

Cong Youyan looked at the black beetle melancholy: "Hey, you have grown up, the small house is not enough for you to live in, you have to find another place."

Old Wu was very curious before, but now he was a little bolder. Taking advantage of Congyouyan's good mood, he asked, "Master, why do you let the cuties live in the ashtray?"

Cong Youyan rolled his eyes: "You think I'm happy? Isn't it because of the poor conditions that I can't do anything about it? It's just this crappy jar that I managed to dig out in the hospital's garbage dump."

That's right, the hospital doesn't seem to allow smoking.Old Wu was dumb for a moment, then whispered: "I thought it was your tradition to keep bugs in ashtrays."

"How is it possible? You idiot, you need to use your brain to think about problems, not your feet!" Cong Youyan didn't see his daughter-in-law's cold face for a few minutes, so he felt unaccustomed and walked around the room irritably.

"Ai ai ai~ I don't know what old man Da said bad things about me to my daughter-in-law. Tell me, he is not satisfied with a man like me who is wise, powerful and domineering. What else does he want?"

Old Wu: ...Maybe, the old man simply wants a girl to live here.

Of course, this sentence can only be said silently, and he dare not say it even if he is killed.

Yuyan took out a bag of seafood snacks, ate a little spicy abalone, and complained: "Oh~ this old man dared to yell at me after eating my health pills. It's not that he eats people with a soft mouth, Are you short-handed? This person is too unreal."

Old Wu really wants to change identities with Uncle Da --- what kind of double standard treatment is this, why should I be threatened by little bugs, and others will have health pills.

Cong Youyan rubbed his chin: "How about I make something else for old man Da next time?"

When Old Wu heard this, he nodded wildly: "The master is really wise!" It's really great, it's great to capture a person who is in the same boat, and we can advance and retreat together in the future.

Cong Youyan squinted at Old Wu who showed an excited expression, and sneered: "Your heartbeat is accelerating, your blood pressure is rising, what are you blinking around? You bastard, do you think I am that kind of person? I treat my elders like spring The warmth. I have to use practical actions to influence him and make him admit that I am Yin'er's husband."

'You really dare to think~ This is not a foreign country. 'Old Wu's face twisted for a while, but he could only humbly agree: "Master is really wise!"

Cong Youyan smiled smugly: "Go, let's go for a stroll around the neighborhood to see if there is anyone who does good deeds and will come to deliver fertilizer without leaving their names."

The fertilizers that Congyouyan said are generally carbon-based bio-combined fertilizers. Although Old Wu scolded Congyouyan a hundred times in his heart, he dared not show any disobedience, and hurriedly bowed and flattered: "Okay, wait for me Find the camera equipment."

Cong Yuyan waved his hand: "Remember to make me look handsome, even though I am perfect."