[Greek Mythology] So I am a sunflower

Marriage is a watershed.Before marriage and after marriage, it is very different for a male god. This change in mood directly affects the environment in which they live——

When he was single, Hades, the king of facial paralysis, stayed in Hades all day long, radiating the reform-through-labor prisoners and civil servants up and down in Hades with his wake-up energy.Around him, there will always be a lingering low air pressure, according to Lord Seagod - it will always be like winter around him.This directly caused the temperature in Hades to be [-] to [-] degrees lower than normal all year round, and in terms of clothing taste, it was suddenly [-] degrees higher than the exhibitionists of Olympus.After getting married, his life is colorful and full of fun every day.

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"Cornelia, go get your brother."

"...Oh, dear father, you know I can't do it." The girl with black hair and black eyes blinked at Hades innocently, and wanted to slip out when she mentioned the rabbit at Hades' feet, " He has been asleep for eleven full days, and I think you should call your mother back at this time."

"You can do this kind of thing." Hades looked at the innocent eldest daughter, feeling a little headache, and thought that if she didn't want to go, he could only wake up the sleepy girl who was more sleepy than Hypnos. His youngest son, he felt even more headache, "If you go, the Hermes cane in my room will be yours."

Thinking of that magical wand, Cornelia blushed. Even facing Hades' cold face, she still couldn't help cheering softly: "...I'll go right away!"

Seeing the little girl rushing out, Hades finally couldn't hold back a sigh.

This time should have been afternoon tea time for him and Clutie, but now he can only sit here alone, bored playing with his two brats, Hades feels very uncomfortable.

In the past few hundred years, some ignorant people have always disturbed the peaceful and happy life of him and Clyde. This time, it was Aphrodite who called her away——it was the once-in-ten-year Goddess Meeting again.

The goddesses can always come up with various reasons to get together.

Hades thought of Sirix who often appeared in front of him, and felt more and more irritable.

"Father, I brought Io!" Cornelia's cheerful voice interrupted his thoughts. Hades raised his eyebrows and saw his eldest daughter rushing in with her younger son in one hand. .She pushed Io forward and looked at Hades with a smile: "Give me the wand!"

Looking at the brat who was dozing with his head down, the veins on Hades' forehead twitched slightly, but his voice remained as usual cold: "I remember that I asked you to wake him up."

"No, you didn't say that." Cornelia looked at him sincerely, showing a shy smile, "What you said was—let me call him. I don't think I need to wake him up on purpose. "

"Well, you go back." Looking at the daughter who was forcefully sophistrying, Hades's reaction was also very flat.It's just that such a reaction is not what Cornelia wants to see.She straightened up anxiously: "But... Father, you promised to give me the wand!"

"I don't remember saying that." Hades tapped Io on the forehead with his collar, without even looking at her, he just said lightly, "You can go now .I'm going to talk to your brother now."

"You..." Cornelia hadn't fully realized what a ruthless and unreasonable god her father was. Without any power to fight back, she could only stomp her feet and run away, silently Howl - you wait!I'm going to tell my mom! ! !

Hades never had time to pay attention to this kind of threat without deterrence, and he immediately turned his attention to Io who was still sleeping.He counted three times softly without any ups and downs: "One."

"two."

"..."

"Father, are you looking for me?" The boy who was still in a deep sleep last second rubbed his eyes and said lazily, "I'm very sleepy...can I sleep for a while?"

"You have been asleep for eleven days." Hades exposed him mercilessly.

"...Okay." Io yawned in a helpless tone, "I'll get up earlier next time."

"Last time you said that even when you slept for fifteen days." Hades' tone was very sharp.

Io drooped his eyelids listlessly, trying to restrain his drowsiness: "...I was always on time when my mother was around."

Io didn't hear his father's venomous tongue for a while, and Io raised his head a little puzzled, but saw his lonely and lonely father with his face turned sideways, wondering what he was thinking.

The boy who lacks words can't think of an accurate adjective to define Hades' emotions at this time. If his lively and lovely mother Lin Miao were here, she would give the most appropriate answer—— Boudoir resentment.

But Lin Miao was not here.She still doesn't know that her young and ignorant daughter and soft, cute and stupid son are in dire straits, and she doesn't know that her noble, cold, glamorous, sullen and arrogant husband is silently missing her. →_→

She was with Aphrodite at this time, with a group of goddesses.

"Cluti, what are you going to draw next?" It was Lin Miao's brainless fan Amphitrite who spoke. The brooch on her body was exactly Lin Miao's shiny big head, which made Lin Miao feel I had the illusion that my head was being pulled off, and I felt a bit of pain: "This... probably is a collection of short stories."

Thinking of her well-behaved daughter and lovely son (Hades: ==!), Lin Miao couldn't help but smile.

"What kind of little story is it?" Artemis was also sitting beside her, looking at her curiously.

"Well..." Lin Miao pondered for a while, then smiled and said, "It's a story about a little girl."

Seeing that everyone was at a loss, Lin Miao raised her hand and gestured: "It's a story about a little girl as small as a finger."

The goddesses felt an arrow shot in their hearts, and they were immediately cute.

"Cluti, hurry up and draw!" Sirix urged her enthusiastically, feeling very much looking forward to it, "I can see it next time I go to Hades to see you!"

"Enen!" Seeing that her work was so popular, Lin Miao was still a little proud. She smirked twice, nodded and said that she would definitely guarantee a progress of one hundred pages a day in the future.

"If only you stayed in Olympus." Aphrodite gave her a sad look, and complained a little, "If the sun never sets, then you can paint day and night. "

Hearing such cruel words, Lin Miao could only laugh dryly, looked left and right to change the subject: "Hahaha, of course this is impossible..."

"I know..." Sirix rolled his eyes angrily, "Hades won't let you out, right?"

"Ah, it's not..." Lin Miao became more and more embarrassed, "Hades would be bored in Hades by himself hahaha..."

All the goddesses of Olympus don't know how stingy and vengeful Pluto is. For her explanation, everyone can only give her a pair of blank eyes for free.

Seeing her opinions being ignored by the group, Lin Miao couldn't help feeling a little sad.

"Okay, since Clyde is in a hurry to leave, let's not force her to stay here." In the end, the understanding Aphrodite stood up and excused her, "But remember to draw as soon as possible when you go back. ah!"

Although it was a bit reckless to withdraw like this, Lin Miao, who was homesick after staying here for ten days, still couldn't help showing a smile.Finally got the letter, she got on the deer cart, waved cheerfully to her friends, and drove the deer down.

The little deer ran patter, carrying Lin Miao all the way, her heart was faster than the galloping carriage.

I don't know if Cornelia is obedient, does Io have a routine and get up on time?Lin Miao thought about a series of questions, and drove the deer through the gate of Hades, feeling soft and loving in his heart.

The door slammed shut, and Lin Miao returned to the darkness again, but this darkness made her feel relaxed and happy.Back home, Lin Miao tightened the reins and slowly adapted to the familiar environment. With only one side of his face, he saw the young man blocking the door.

——"Ikeros, why are you here?"

Ikeros is the first son of Pasitea and Hypnos, and the most sensible of all their children. Lin Miao has always liked him very much.

Ikeros is already a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy, very similar to Pasitea.Seeing her coming, she came over and saluted very gently: "My lord, I'm waiting for Cornelia."

"Cornelia?" Lin Miao reined in the rope, feeling a little confused, "She told you to wait here?"

The relationship between Cornelia and Ikeros is a typical childhood sweetheart. As soon as Cornelia rolled out of Lin Miao's stomach, besides Hades and Lin Miao, the first thing he saw was this little bamboo horse, even if he later Ikeros has two younger brothers, and Cornelia's place in his heart still stands.

Ikeros opened his mouth and did not speak, but the sound of brisk footsteps had already reached Lin Miao's ears.

"Mother!" A group of little white rabbits with garlands ran over slowly, carrying a cute little girl who looked like thirteen or fourteen years old with a round face, and it was Cornelius who Ikeros was waiting for. Ya, "You're finally back!"

She jumped out of the car with her arms in her arms and jumped to Lin Miao's side. She put her arms around Lin Miao's neck and buried her head in her arms: "I miss you so much! Father, he doesn't care about me at all!"

"...No way!" Lin Miao turned pale with shock, she didn't expect to hear her daughter's complaint just after she came back.She saw Cornelia's aggrieved look, her big wet eyes were as pitiful as Bambi's, and the little bitch caught between her husband and daughter felt very embarrassed, "What's wrong with him?"

Cornelia pursed her lips, a little dissatisfied with Lin Miao's reaction: "Father promised to give me Hermes' wand!"

"I can't give this to you..." Lin Miao helped his forehead helplessly, "It has to be returned to others!"

Cornelia looked at her with innocent little eyes, completely ignoring Lin Miao's explanation.

Lin Miao looked at her dog-eyed daughter, and regretted the idea she came up with on a whim—at that time, she received a lot of good things when she and Hades got married, and she felt it was a pity to pile them up in the warehouse, so she decided to launch A leasing service that relents these treasures to those in need, of course, for a fee. o(n_n)o~

In Greek mythology, the streets are full of heroes who want to make contributions, and they need equipment to grab treasures and fight mobs. Of course, the supply of these priceless things is in short supply. Lin Miao's rental business is in full swing. It is no exaggeration to say that If so - zero bad reviews!Rave reviews!

Although he quickly rushed to the golden crown, Lin Miao deeply understood: it's not right to sit and eat the mountain!Seeing the development trend, she decided to make this business bigger and better.In order to discover more resources, she embarked on Hades' old path—threats, intimidation, cheating and abduction.As for Hermes' wand, of course it was left over from his last one-day trip to Hades!

After promising to definitely return it within a month, Hermes finally sadly and reluctantly agreed to keep the things. If she gave the things to Cornelia and couldn’t hand them over by then... Doing business requires credit This kind of thing must not happen!

But seeing her daughter's pleading with a tinge of expectation, the expectation mixed with a little grievance, and the grievance mixed with a little bit of complaint, Lin Miao felt that she had become a sponge in an instant, and her heart softened all of a sudden.

She was avoiding her eyes and trying to comfort her precious girl when a loud bang rescued her.

"I'm afraid something went wrong, I'll go and have a look first, Cornelia, go play with Ikeros first!" Looking at his mother who disappeared for a moment, Cornelia's sad mood didn't ease for a while, How can it be like this!So tired I will never love again!

Ikeros silently played with the little white rabbit the size of a washbasin, saying that he didn't see anything.

Lin Miao, who was very irresponsible for slipping away, was relieved when he saw that Cornelia had not chased him, and slowly slowed down the speed of the car. At the same time, he felt a faint sense of bleakness. The child is a debt from the previous life... I can't afford to be hurt .

The little deer pulling the cart seemed to have also affected her sad mood, and her footsteps became heavy, and then slowed down more and more, and stopped at the side of the road.

Seeing the cute deer with long eyelashes lowering its neck and gnawing grass, Lin Miao was deeply poked at the cute spot, and she was embarrassed to drive them away, thinking that it would be fine to walk over before it was too far, so she simply got off The car walked towards the place where the explosion sound came from.

Although I don't know what happened, I always have a bad feeling.

Lin Miao's premonition was always accurate, because she didn't take a few steps before she saw her half-asleep son with a scorched face, and Phantasus, the second son of Hypnos, whose face was black, his hands were black, and his whole body was black.

Looking at Lin Miao, who was completely devoid of grass around the two of them, who looked like the scene after the corpses were destroyed, he took a step back vigilantly: "What are you doing?"

"Actually..." Io was about to speak, when a little boy who had just reached the kindergarten age jumped out from behind the wall, "Brother Io, I brought out what you asked for!"

In the little boy's hand was a deep purple writhing flower.

As soon as Lin Miao saw him, she cast her eyes on him.

The third son of Hypnos, Morpheus, noticed her burning gaze, and shyly put his hands behind his back. When the big purple flower in his hand saw that his attention was diverted, he slapped him unceremoniously. Just bit off his finger.

"……Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!"

The entire underworld was immediately impacted by Morpheus's shrill screams.

"Don't be afraid, it's jjj already..."

Lin Miao comforted Morpheus who was still sobbing softly, but his heart was roaring wildly—what happened! ! !

Io ignored her condemning gaze with a calm face, and watched Morpheus cry with his arms folded.Seeing that his son was so worried, Lin Miao could only coax other people's children first.

"Morpheus, don't cry yet..." Lin Miao took out a small handkerchief and wiped the face of Morpheus who was hiccupping from crying, and saw his beautiful obsidian-like eyes turned red , I felt extremely distressed, and put most of my attention on him.

Seeing Lin Miao's diverted attention, Io raised his eyelids and gave Phantasus a wink.Phantasus understood, and silently took the purple flower from Morpheus's back...

"Fantasus, what are you holding?" Lin Miao did not pay all her attention to Morpheus as they thought. In fact, she predicted in advance that these bear children would inevitably have He didn't slacken his attention to them at all.Seeing that Phantasus was about to move, she exposed him without mercy on the spot.

Phantasus' hand, which was about to catch the flowers, froze, and took it back embarrassingly.

"This..." His eyes drifted away, but he didn't dare to meet Lin Miao's eyes.

Morpheus wept louder.

Lin Miao felt her head hurting more and more.She tapped Morpheus on the forehead—a trick she learned from Hades, and then said a little helplessly: "Okay, it's useless to be coquettish. Hurry up and tell the truth, what the hell are you guys doing?" gone?"

Morpheus's eyes silently drifted towards Io, but Io looked at his nose, nose, and heart, standing still and as still as a mountain.

"Iao, did you come up with the idea?" Seeing that none of the three people made a sound, Lin Miao knew that they couldn't let them go on like this, so she looked directly at her youngest son.

Io obediently closed his eyes and lowered his eyes and did not speak.Lin Miao's eyelids twitched, and she didn't know what to say - Io and Hades were carved out of the same mold. When he was silent, Emma was just like Hades, so it made her swell Have the courage to teach a lesson! ! !

The sense of bleakness in Lin Miao's heart became heavier.

But she still didn't give up asking: "Io?"

Io raised his eyes and glanced at her, and quickly retracted them like a small animal, giving her a knowing blow.Hades is Lin Miao's cutest point, he is cute when he pokes it, using this Hades-like face to do this kind of action... too!guilty!regulation!up!

As a mother, Lin Miao felt as lonely as snow for a moment... A child is not good at all!You have to play tricks with your mother!

Seeing Lin Miao's distressed face, the youngest son, Io, finally felt guilty.If Hades is Lin Miao's cutest point, then Lin Miao is Hades' cutest point, cute even if you don't poke!Offending father would be death at best, and offending mother would be worse than life!

Io doesn't want to die yet, so he decides to change tactics right away.

"Actually... this is my idea." Io said softly, his long eyelashes like crow's wings trembling slightly, showing the sadness of a literary youth.

Take the initiative to admit mistakes, favorability +1o.

"Because Phantasus said he wants to see if the piranha can become harmless, so I propose to catch one and come back to see..."

Unite comrades, love gay friends, and the favorability will be +1o.

"Then we took some things from Uncle Hypnos and tried them one by one. Because we didn't know the effect, it caused a little damage..."

You all stole from him... But it is worth encouraging to be brave in innovation and try.Favorability +15.

"Morpheus was also very interested, so he took the initiative to help us take out the things... that's how it is."

Well, if you admit your mistakes in time, you should still deal with them leniently.

Seeing that Io had explained everything so honestly, Lin Miao was not so angry anymore.She sighed, and decided to make things smaller: "Okay, send the things back to Hypnos, and don't do this kind of thing again next time."

Seeing his mother, he was finally relieved, and Io also breathed a sigh of relief, but the next sentence of the innocent and childlike Morpheus knocked him to the bottom: "...But, Dad, his house has been destroyed by Io. Brother O, have you blown up yet?"

"...╮(╯▽╰)╭!" The pig teammate cheated!

"...▔▔▔! Io, don't you think it's time to explain it carefully!!!"

……

"Io is too much!" Lin Miao checked the bear boy carefully and made sure that all the dangerous items on him had been confiscated. Finally, Lin Miao breathed a sigh of relief and returned to her room, facing Hades' deep and soft voice. She finally couldn't hold back her complaints, "Hypnos will definitely come and complain to me!"

"Pasitea will persuade him." Hades's way of consoling people is always so reserved, Lin Miao felt that he was a little too excited for a moment, blushed embarrassedly, poured himself a glass of fruit wine, Her tone was also a bit sad, "Cornelia and Io have become more and more disobedient recently, is it the rebellious period?"

Hades couldn't answer this question for her, because in front of him, these two little bastards never made him feel at ease, and only Clutie, who was so heartless, felt that her child was simple and upright...

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The little cotton-padded jacket in Cluti’s heart, the well-behaved and cute daughter Cornelia, who looks like a little angel, knew to throw her wet sheets at Hypnos’s house and frame her poor little friend Fang Tasu within a few days of birth. Okay!Poor Phantasus thought he would never be able to cure the bedwetting in his life, and almost committed suicide in embarrassment!This well-behaved and cute little angel also told Phantasus that normal people have no penis, and those with penis will be arrested and locked up as laborers, okay?Accidentally grew a little dick and didn't dare to tell others that Fangtasus, who almost bought little scissors and gritted his teeth from the palace, was misfortune by the little angel, okay?Poor Lin Miao didn't know that her daughter's lethality was better than ten cannons.

Fontasus silently covered the wound, and threw himself into the arms of little angel's younger brother, little angel.

Since being with the little angel Io, his life has been more colorful than Hades.

Steal items from Hypnos room and deliver to Io.

Steal something from Pasitea's room and deliver it to Io.

Steal something from Thanatos' room and deliver it to Io.

Steal something from Mingta's room and deliver it to Io.

Phantasus, whose life value has been realized, feels particularly happy.

Every time I see the little kid with clumsy skills and flaws, and the adults who haunt me for various reasons for countless times... it feels very painful.

Lin Miao has received cryptic complaints from parents countless times... Your family's Io is instigating Phantasus to sabotage again!

Facing Io's pure and innocent face, even Lin Miao, who is familiar with his ruthless nature, can't bear to beat him up... In fact, she has no reason to want to beat him up, the bad things are all done by Fontassus, Ioka Nothing was done.

Lin Miao was particularly puzzled, he was a good citizen, why did the baby he gave birth not inherit his integrity at all?

She estimated that she would have to think about this question for tens of thousands of years, so she just complained a few words before returning to the topic: "Hades, have you seen Hermes recently?"

"no, what happened?"

Lin Miao slowly sipped her tea, and said with some embarrassment: "Cornelia said that she really wanted Hermes' cane, and I wanted to exchange it with him for other things. Cornelia seemed I like the look..."

"Did Cornelia sue you?" Hades immediately guessed the insidious behavior of the eldest daughter stabbing the knife in the back, and asked directly without concealing it.But Lin Miao blushed when he asked her, and lowered her voice: "She didn't say anything... Is the child acting like a baby? Let her go."

Hades raised his eyebrows and stopped talking.

As soon as Lin Miao saw him like this, she knew that he was being arrogant again, and she just thought it was funny: "Are you really going to be angry with the child? Let her go!"

"No." Lord Pluto, who never knew what to let, directly refused without shame.

Lin Miao snickered twice in her heart, leaned over and pecked him on the face, and looked at him with a smile on her chin.Hades looked up at her, and finally let go: "...just this once."

"There won't be a next time!" Lin Miao gave him another flattering kiss, happy that she had successfully resolved a family conflict, "Cornelia is already a big child, I won't always spoil her like this !"

Hades snorted coldly, fully expressing his disdain for her words.

Lin Miao pretended not to hear that he was dragging him to wash and go to bed, and the two rolled happily on the bed for nothing, spending the night happily.

——The nest is a group of river crabs crawling silently——

The refreshed parents woke up very early the next day and sat at the dining table in the hall much earlier than usual, so when they saw their daughter and son who were depressed, their moods were delicate.

"What's wrong? It's okay!" This is the worried mother.

"What are they going to do again, won't they ask me to clean up the mess again!" This is the same worried father.

They looked at each other, feeling more complicated.

"Cornelia, didn't you sleep well last night?" Lin Miao asked her lovely daughter with concern.

"It's nothing." Cornelia categorically denied it, but with her big dark circles under her eyes, it was really not convincing.

"Io..."

"I'm fine too." Io gracefully put the cut lamb into his mouth, and stood up lightly, "I still have something to do, father, mother, let's go out first."

"..." Lin Miao, who was stuck in the middle of the sentence and didn't have time to finish, was a little tangled.

How did that happen!

Don't you love your mother?

Looking at her daughter who was flying away, Lin Miao felt that her glass heart was shattered into pieces.

The child has grown up.

Lin Miao was a little sad.

"Hades..." Lin Miao silently turned her head to be comforted, "I've been away for so many days, don't they miss me at all?"

Hades changed the subject calmly: "Aren't you looking for Hermes?"

"Huh? Is he coming over soon?" The simple-minded Lin Miao was immediately diverted by him and changed his focus. He began to listen to Hades' gossip and secrets. After not seeing each other for a long time, Lin Miao quickly absorbed She got into the conversation with Hades until she realized that it was time for lunch.

"Io and Cornelia haven't come back yet?" Lin Miao looked at the table full of things, looked down at the plate, feeling a little lost, "Really, I didn't say anything when I left in the morning..."

She chewed absently, feeling that there was no taste at all, and her heart was sore: "Forget it, maybe I forgot to come back after playing, Hades, let's eat first."

Seeing her distraught look, Hades wanted to say something, but he didn't say anything in the end.

In the afternoon, Lin Miao was already visibly restless, and she was also sleepy when talking to Hades. When the two children didn't come back for dinner, the disappointment on her face became even more obvious.

The child is old enough to have his own life - Lin Miao silently comforted herself, although she still felt a little uncomfortable.

She put down the knife and fork after taking a few bites casually, and returned to the room to draw in a low mood. Hades settled the rest silently, and he never appeared in front of her eyes again.

Lin Miao felt very bleak - she had only been out for ten days, could it be that she was already so unpopular!

She painted a few strokes, feeling more and more desolate, she simply stopped painting, wiped her face and rolled on the bed, silently staring at the ceiling, self-criticism... It really is that she doesn't care enough for the children!It would be nice if she asked where they went in the morning!

Lin Miao, who fell into the mood of self-repentance, tossed and turned more and more, then she got up silently, put on her clothes, and prepared to go to the room of the two little angels to attack at night.

But just as she got up from the bed, she saw two little black things hiding behind her big lyre.

"... Io?"

"... Cornelia?"

Those two groups of black shadows trembled for a while, and stood up from the darkness slowly.

Cornelia looked a little shy, but Io was generous and nothing unusual.He pushed the thing in his hand in front of her. It was a small flower like a magnolia, shining softly in the dark night: "Mother, today is the day you and father get married."

Cornelia raised her head and looked at her a little embarrassedly: "Happy wedding anniversary to you."

Lin Miao was healed instantly.

When she was excited, she waved her big hand, and directly gave Cornelia the wand of Hermes, and gave him the shield of Athena that Io had been pestering her for a long time.

what a boy!She sent off the two little angels with tears in her eyes, and rubbed back under the covers, just in time to jump into Hades' bowl.

...and then she was eaten.

Lin Miao, who was eaten and gnawed and gnawed, got up very late the next day, but when she saw the bright little flowers beside the bed, her heart was sweeter than honey.

She washed her face happily, ate breakfast happily, sat at the table happily, and waited until Hypnos.

"Clutio fried the rapeseed I just planted again!"

...Maybe every mother of a genius will have such troubles.Lin Miao silently packed her things and slipped out through the back door, feeling a little sad again in her heart.