[Greek Mythology] So I am a sunflower

Poseidon felt that he had never understood Hades.Even if they are brothers as one body, even if they have spent thousands of dark days and nights together in the belly of their father Cronus.

He couldn't understand why Hades would willingly accept his fate to go to the dark and dark Hades, couldn't understand how Hades could stay in that dark place for ten thousand years, and what's more, he couldn't understand that during these ten thousand years, he He didn't even have a lover, so he just lived on like this.

He has been alone for tens of thousands of years! ! !

Poseidon often wonders why Hades has been single for so many years.This question is really boring, and what's even more boring is that he actually thought about such a boring question seriously for a long time, and finally he concluded three points: Hades asked too much, Hades has a bad reputation, Hardy Si can't.

In all fairness, he felt the last point was more important.

As a big stallion with a wife and children running around, Poseidon felt that there was no reason to explain why Hades hadn't had a scandal in so many years except that he couldn't.

So when Hades came down to his Atlantis uninvited and asked him how to surprise the goddess, his always perfect expression suddenly shattered in place... Hades actually thought To please others!Want to please a goddess!

He almost blurted out a sentence at that time... Hades, have you finally cured your hidden disease! ! !

This is simply more impossible than Zeus giving up flirting with Hera and no longer being jealous!

But looking at Hades' serious face, it didn't seem like he was lying.

Poseidon immediately realized that Hades was trying to amuse him. After all, Hades had done a lot of such wicked things for tens of thousands of years, but Hades' second sentence completely dispelled this idea: "What do you think? best wedding?"

Not only is Hades in love, but he's ready to marry that unknown goddess!

who is it!

A string of names quickly rolled through Poseidon's mind: Demeter?Hestia?Aphrodite?The fire of gossip in his heart was blazing, and finally he couldn't hold back and asked, "Which goddess is it?"

"You don't know." Hades' attitude was still very perfunctory, but this time Poseidon was stalking and determined to ask this mysterious person out. Hades hadn't left the house for many years, how could it be so? It was done quietly!this!No!division!study!

If Hades wants to keep a secret, no one can pry it out of his mouth, so Poseidon has always maintained a state of scratching his lungs, until halfway to Troy to participate in the war, he saw The forest fairy who was in the car with Hades.

To be honest, when Poseidon saw the future Queen of the Underworld, he still felt a little bit lost in his heart. Hades's aesthetics was indeed the same. Compared with such a charming and charming goddess, she is still far behind.This kind of little girl who hasn't grown up also mouthed it. Hades really held back for too long and was hungry.

Sea God, who has experienced countless beauties such as Aphrodite, Demeter, and Amphitrite, really doesn't like Hades' taste, but although he smiled inwardly, he went to Hades' wedding honestly, After all, he is the only elder brother, so he should go and see it both emotionally and rationally, and besides...he is really curious about how the wedding can be done.

Before the wedding, Poseidon and Zeus gave Hades a lot of advice.

Rarely had Hades encountered a problem, Zeus and Poseidon were rushing to give him ideas.There are a lot of things listed in order, but it is really not easy to implement. The environment of Hades is harsh, even worse than Atlantis. Flowers and plants cannot grow, and there is only darkness. This kind of place...can really hold a wedding?

Poseidon admitted that he had an extraordinary curiosity, so he not only went, but also went very early.

Then he was taken aback.

He didn't expect Hades to be so attentive.

Covering the ground with paper flowers and using divine power to make them glow, no one he knew would do such a thankless task.

And yet Hades did.

He took the female fairy who couldn't see anything unusual from any angle, declared that she was equal to him, endowed her with supreme authority, and presented her with rare and unparalleled treasures, showing him the depth and unfathomable heavy love.

In order to improve her reputation, Hades even went so far: He did not know where to find a ghostwriter, not only shaped their statues in a very rare way, but also drew their love story, wanting to Use this to gather faith for this nameless goddess.

Poseidon never thought that his icy Hades would have such a delicate side, let alone that he could miss it, not seeing that Hades was actually a lover.

Thinking of it this way, he also had a rare kindness, and called Amphitrite to chat with the queen of the underworld.In fact, if you take a second look, this Empress Dowager looks decent...

Poseidon picked up a plate of pomegranates that had been peeled, and started talking to Hades in a leisurely mood. There was a long-lost relaxation, and he felt that everything was happy, until Hades picked up the pomegranates that fell from the table. That golden apple that suddenly appeared.

——Dedicated to the most attractive male god.

The most attractive male god... who else but him?

Poseidon felt that he didn't need to be humble at all, so he wanted to take it as soon as he picked up the corner of his mouth, but what stopped him was another hand that suddenly stretched out in the air.

"Poseidon... what are you doing?" Zeus pressed his hand on the back of his hand, smiling lazily, but his eyes were deep and cold, not as harmless as they looked.

"What do you think?" Poseidon was suddenly suppressed by him, angry, and immediately retorted, "Zeus, don't you think you are better than me and more attractive than me?"

Zeus smiled and said nothing, but the hand that pressed him did not loosen at all: "You can't help yourself to say this."

Zeus glanced at Lin Miao, and the smile on his lips deepened: "Even if you want to say it, you should say it after Hades. This is Hades' wedding. At this time, there is no one who makes a decision more than the current daughter of Hades." Is the master more suitable?"

Misfortune has moved eastward.

Poseidon's attention immediately shifted to Lin Miao's side, and he didn't care whether she looked in line with his own aesthetics, and exuded excess hormones without hesitation: "Clutie, what do you think?"

Inexplicably, Lin Miao, who was dragged to lie on the gun again, was startled, knowing that this was a big trouble.However, she only struggled for a while before she relaxed, because she had already come up with the most suitable answer: "The most attractive male god? In my heart, the most attractive one is of course Hades!"

Seeing Lin Miao rolled his lips and smiled at Hades, Poseidon lost interest. What charm could Hades have? Which other goddess would think so?

His eyes are getting worse.

Hades, who was in the middle, put the apple in the middle, and said coldly: "Since there is the most beautiful goddess, wouldn't her words be more convincing?"

Aphrodite was suddenly pulled out.

She was talking and laughing with Hermes, but she also put down her glass after hearing this.She glanced at Zeus and Poseidon who were confronting each other charmingly, and looked around them again, then lightly licked the wine stains on her lower lip, and said with a light smile, "I do know what Seagod is like, But I don't know anything about the God King, unless..."

Her voice was melodious, she rolled her eyes at Zeus, chuckled twice, but stopped talking.

Zeus's face was a little ugly.

He hadn't touched Aphrodite, and he didn't even want to.He doesn't want to touch anything that might affect his judgment and authority.Aphrodite's duties made him a little jealous, even in lust, he was unwilling to sink into the sea of ​​desire (river crab) and be at the mercy of other gods.

Aphrodite was still smiling, and she swept across all the male gods around her with a smile, making their hearts flutter: "Since all the goddesses of Olympus are present, wouldn't it be better for everyone to vote for you?" ?"

The gods at the banquet were all shocked, thinking that her idea was really bad.

But at this time, no one came up with a more fair and just solution. After the Trojan War, there was no god who did not think that war was a waste of money. The manager tossed with them.Voting for a referendum has always been a tradition of the Olympian gods, and the gods who knew this truth did not raise any objections. Aphrodite's joke-like suggestion was unexpectedly acquiesced by all the gods in a daze.

"Then if you don't mind, how about starting from the queen of the gods?" Hera is the most noble of the goddesses of Olympus. Splashed towards her.

"Of course I choose Zeus." But this question obviously didn't bother Hera, and she answered it immediately without thinking for a moment.

Poseidon frowned, and turned to look at Athena standing aside: "Oh? Athena, don't you?"

His tone was a little mocking, because his relationship with Athena was really not very good.He had guessed Hera's choice a long time ago, even if he lost this vote, he didn't care, but if Athena also chose Zeus, it made him a little uneasy.

But just when Poseidon thought that Athena's choice was no longer suspenseful, she said lightly: "The male gods treat me the same way, and I can't say which one is better."

...is this considered a waiver?

Seeing Athena's silence, Poseidon knew her intention of not helping each other, sneered, and skipped to Artemis, who was drinking wine, without further questioning: "It's your turn, Artemis."

Poseidon knocked on the table, eager to know Artemis' choice.Artemis has no friendship with him, and of course, his relationship with Zeus is only superficial...

"I choose Apollo." Artemis answered very readily.

Poseidon was taken aback by her answer, and glanced at Apollo. He was thinking about something with his head down, when suddenly his name was called, and he looked at Poseidon indifferently. Holding the wine glass, he walked away. Poseidon has not won a single vote until now, and his anger is uncontrollable.

Seeing him like this, Demeter also sneered: "The most attractive male god? I want to see him too."

She had a relationship with Poseidon, Zeus, and Apollo. It looks like she doesn't want to see any of these three people. Poseidon is afraid that she will turn against Zeus, but he wants her to quit, so he just looks at them without stopping. to Hestia.

Seeing that he didn't get any votes, Hestie felt a little pitiful. Under his eager eyes, he coughed lightly twice: "Then I'll choose Poseidon."

Poseidon was overjoyed, finally got a vote!

"Since this is the case..." Poseidon's heart moved, "Hestia is the oldest, so her words should count?"

"Oh? Then what I say with Artemis doesn't count?" Hera immediately laughed when she heard Poseidon's meaning, "Poseidon, don't you want to say that the previous votes are invalid? "

"I didn't say that." At this time, Poseidon cunningly avoided the point, he finally realized that he had no advantage in such a vote, "You are the wife of Zeus, so it's okay to be partial That's normal."

Artemis moved her fingers slightly, but Hera didn't speak, and Hera asked directly for her: "What about Artemis?"

"Artemis is Apollo's sister, so of course she will speak for him."

Hera was about to laugh angrily at him: "What a nonsense, Hestia is still your sister, why don't you say that she helped you speak?"

"Hestia is my older sister, and also Zeus' older sister. She chose me, so wouldn't that be a better indication of my strength?" Poseidon said plausibly, but it was really irrefutable at once.

Just as Hera was about to argue with him, Hades glanced at him, and she had no choice but to shut up. Although she hadn't seen her for many years, Hades' prestige as the eldest brother was always there. She dared to speak at Thetis' wedding. She made a big fuss, but she didn't dare to be presumptuous at Hades' wedding. Seeing that Hades showed signs of anger, she could only snort indignantly, and let Poseidon take the golden apple that represented honor. He held it triumphantly in his hand.

She glared at the silent Zeus, walked to the side angrily, and stood far away from Poseidon.Both Poseidon and Hera were arrogant people, and they often had trouble dealing with it. Seeing Hera being deflated, although Poseidon could not say that he gloated at other people's misfortune, he still felt a little secretly proud.

So in this wedding, he poured one cup after another and became the happiest person at the banquet.

It wasn't until the gods drank the whole day and drove their chariots to bid farewell to Hades that he packed up his clothes and prepared to go home.

"Come and sit in my Atlantis when you have time." He greeted his brother attentively, speaking hospitablely and boldly, "It's definitely better than Zeus' Olympus."

Gaining the upper hand in the competition with Zeus, Poseidon was in a happy mood and spoke even more freely. Hades nodded very calmly and sent him out. He walked briskly out of the door, towards the Drive in your own car.

"Hermes?" He suddenly saw Hermes walking seven or eight steps away from the carriage. Although he didn't have a good relationship with Hermes, Poseidon was in a good mood. It's rare to show kindness and want to help with the ride.He quickly took another two steps, and shouted again loudly: "Hermes!"

Hermes was looking at something with his head down. When Poseidon called out, he let go of his hand as if taken aback. The thing in his hand fell off, and Gu Lulu rolled on the ground. Then it rolled to Poseidon's feet.

Hermes' expression changed, and he sneaked away.

Poseidon's expression sank when he saw the thing, and he bent down to pick it up.It was a fist-sized golden apple, very delicate and lovely in appearance, even the stem of the apple was bright gold, with a line of small words engraved on it... Dedicated to the most attractive male god! ! !

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