[Greek Mythology] So I am a sunflower

Plan one, how to infect him intellectually?

It is an art to give full play to your intellectual beauty and let others understand your beautiful heart.

Only at this time did Lin Miao deeply understand the benefits of nine-year compulsory education, where is logical thinking?Where is the literary literacy!Intellectual charm or something... Lin Miao felt completely stress-free.

poetry!philosophy!painting!arithmetic!She is too familiar with these things, even if she is asked to sing a ditty on the spot, from the blue Danube to the most dazzling ethnic style, there is no problem at all!

Lin Miao smiled reservedly, revealing a row of small glutinous teeth—maintain an elegant posture, but keep it in mind all the time!

Mingta on the side looked at her with a complicated expression, handed her a plate of fruit, and said in a sad tone, "You should go to Lord Hades as soon as possible."

Lin Miao happily took the plate, nodded to her gratefully, and formally moved towards Hades' table.

When she passed by, Hades had just finished eating the food on the plate, Lin Miao couldn't help but her eyes lit up, and the curvature of her cheeks deepened a bit, dessert time after a meal is the best time for chatting and talking!Promote emotional communication and facilitate digestion and absorption. Is there a better choice than this?

Making a gesture of victory in his heart, Lin Miao steadily put the plate in front of Hades without wandering his eyes, and looked at him expectantly from the side.

Hades did not disappoint her sparkling eyes, and without raising his head, he said to her naturally: "Let's sit together."

Lin Miao Xiaonuomi bared her teeth, sat down a little cautiously, and continued to look at him expectantly: "Hurry up and talk to me about the philosophy of life!"Talk to me about the stars and the moon!

To her disappointment, her ardent gaze didn't work this time, as Hades was clearly more interested in the plate of fruit on the table.

After waiting for a short time, Lin Miao decided that it would be more effective to take the initiative and decisively rather than sit and wait!

"Lord Hades!" Her tone was as warm as a spring breeze, her expression was as smooth as spring rain, and her smiling face was as bright as spring grass!Lin Miao showed a healing smile that she had practiced facing the water for a long time, and gently called out his name.

Calling the name suddenly feels a lot closer!

Looking at Hades who finally cast her eyes on her, Lin Miao suddenly felt that all her hard work was not in vain. She struck while the iron was hot, straightened her small body, tried to make herself look taller, and immediately took out the After preparing the words for a long time, he said in a deep and connotative way: "Master Hades, let's talk about life."

Life!What a mysterious and temperamental topic!It is the best way to discover a person's rich self-cultivation!Noble at heart!

Lin Miao couldn't help but be moved by her wit, and she showed eight small teeth, but as soon as she realized that she seemed to have accidentally exposed the small tiger teeth next to her, she immediately narrowed the arc of her smile and pressed it silently went back.

Hades finally put down what he was holding and stared at her silently.

Lin Miao's heart throbbed countless times, and finally heard him speak slowly: "I am a god, you are a fairy, why should we talk about life?"

... What a tricky question!

Lin Miao was so shocked by his exquisite opening remarks that he didn't know how to answer for a while.But she was just stunned for a moment, and immediately turned the corner in her mind, and used her quick wit to solve it: "But I was a human being before, and compared with immortal gods, human life is shorter and more twists and turns Ups and downs, it is more worth talking about research, isn't it?"

Hades seemed convinced by her, and nodded thoughtfully.

Lin Miao heaved a sigh of relief, almost losing the opening made her feel nervous, and she was not as confident as she was at the beginning. She secretly looked at Hades, saw that he was still thinking calmly, and decided to go first. , must write the first bar perfectly!

"Let me tell you first!" Lin Miao waved his right hand to attract Hades' attention, and began to narrate with emotion, "Once upon a time there was a king who was very cruel and wanted to marry a girl every day. He wanted to kill her again the next day. For three consecutive years, he had killed more than 1000 girls. There was a brave girl who offered to marry him and told him a story on the night of the wedding, but she only The king was attracted by the story and was curious about the ending of the story, so he couldn't bear to kill her. The girl told a story every day for a thousand and one days, and the king was finally moved by her Now, he has become a good king who works diligently and loves the people!"

Lin Miao finished the first story with a clap of her hands, and her heart burst into laughter. The story of One Thousand and One Nights is both romantic and mysterious, and it couldn't be more suitable for this situation!Use love to influence others and achieve a perfect ending. What an educational story!

She was calm on the surface but waited for Hades' reaction with excitement, and after a long time, she finally saw Hades lightly tapped his finger on the table and looked up at her: "Does this king like listening to stories so much? "

... The general direction is wrong!Lin Miao roared in his heart, this is a story about love, persistence and moving!

Even though his heart was jumping wildly, Lin Miao still maintained an elegant demeanor, and asked empathetically, "Master Hades, don't you think this king was moved by the girl?"

"Why?" Lin Miao was surprised to find that she could see the inexplicable expression on Hades' expressionless face, "He just wants to listen to the story."

Lin Miao was horrified to find that... she actually felt that what Hades said made sense.

What the king said seemed to be really empty and lonely, and he wanted to find someone to tell him a story, but what happened to this illusion of a one-second love story turning into a bedtime story...

Do not think of such strange things!Lin Miao shook her head vigilantly, threw out all the wild thoughts in her mind, and decided to break back the twisted plot.

This time I can no longer take the affectionate route, let's be happy!Be harmonious!Be happy to hear and see for the people!

Lin Miao smiled again, thinking that it would be better to let go of the previous short paragraph that was not conducive to highlighting her personal temperament: "Well, I think of another story here!"

Seeing that Hades continued to wait for her to speak in silence, Lin Miao finally regained a little bit of confidence. In line with the plot this time, her tone and expression were extremely joyful, and the consistency with the content was almost the same. Reached [-]%!

"Once upon a time there was a king who loved mathematics very much! Every day he would give a math problem to all the girls in the palace, and those who couldn't solve it would be killed on the spot. There was a country in his territory, and the people there loved literature and art. , Everyone was filled with righteous indignation when they heard about such evil deeds! The princess of that country took the initiative to marry the king of this country, killed him on the wedding night, and saved the girls in the whole country!"

These are two small games she played after the college entrance examination, put together, the effect is great!She laughed wildly in her heart, waiting for Hades to show a knowing smile, and suddenly felt that the game was not for nothing, and it was not for nothing to leave a positive comment in the comment area!

But this time, Hades was silent for a longer time.His face was like a condensed statue, and he didn't even blink for a long time. Lin Miao was tired of posing, and only waited for his faint answer.

"...what is mathematics?"

Lin Miao slapped her head, talking so happily that she forgot about the generation gap!

In order to create more common topics between the two of them as soon as possible, Lin Miao quickly took two apples from the plate: "Master Hades, you have an apple, and I also have an apple. I will give you mine, and you There are two apples! That's math!"

Lin Miao felt that what he said was very easy to understand, and smiled and pushed the apple in front of Hades, waiting to see the effect of his science popularization.

This time Hades finally couldn't hide his contempt. He silently put the apple back on the plate, and pushed it in front of Lin Miao with his index finger: "Does this count?"

Lin Miao felt that she heard the voice of his words - because of this person who was given to death, how stupid they must be.

error!Big mistake!Big mistake!Lin Miao felt that if she didn't come out and explain, she would have no face to face the ghosts of thousands of students who died in mathematics!

"This is just the most basic!" Lin Miao quickly came out to explain, "There are some things that are much more difficult... such as calculating the weight of a person with water."

Lin Miao couldn't think of anything else for a while, so he first pulled out Archimedes' buoyancy problem to cover it up. As for whether it was mathematics or physics... Lin Miao decided to ignore these insignificant small problems, and forget about him, anyway, mathematics, physics and chemistry are not separated. !

This statement obviously troubled Hades a bit: "Why do you have to use water?"

Lin Miao was stunned for a moment. Could it be that measuring tools have already appeared at this time?

"Is there another algorithm?" Lin Miao was really confused this time.

Hades seemed to be seriously discussing this issue with her: "Hephaestus should be able to create it."

Who is Hephaestus?This kind of thought only flashed in Lin Miao's mind for a second, and was immediately replaced by specific information. This is an important result of her pestering Mingta to understand the basic information of each main god these days, and the effect is very gratifying.

"Lord Vulcan, you should be able to make it." Lin Miao laughed dryly, but that's not what I want to talk about!

It can still be rescued!Lin Miao encouraged herself in her heart.In order not to let the topic get further and further away, she decided to hand over the initiative to Hades: "Master Hades, what do you think about life?"

She put on a studious look, trying not to make her purpose so obvious.

"I don't have any opinion." Hades answered very quickly, and Lin Miao, who was expecting his answer, couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, but she immediately pulled out of the depression, regained her spirits and said, "Master Hades What was your family like? What were your brothers and sisters like?"

Starting from the family relationship, learning about Hades' childhood past... Lin Miao felt that his idea was really brilliant, and couldn't help but chirping twice in his heart.

"Brothers and sisters?" Hades pondered for a moment, "Are you sure you want to listen?"

Lin Miao nodded desperately. This is a great opportunity to get close to his inner world. Those who can't catch it are fools!

Hades raised his head slightly, just showing his graceful chin. Lin Miao moved his gaze from the lower half of his face to the upper half with great effort, and only then began to concentrate on listening to him.

"Hestia's words were swallowed by Cronus at birth, and I, Hera, Demeter, and Poseidon were all the same, and then Zeus poured him a potion, and he spit us all out gone."

Human tragedy!The three views are broken!

What about the strict and upright father?Where is the amiable mother?What about the elder brother who loves his younger siblings?How about a harmonious and friendly family? ... Hades, didn't you really get the wrong script?

Lin Miao, who only knew how many brothers and sisters Hades had before, was completely shocked.

Facial paralysis and so on... are all forced out!

Lin Miao thought about the scene where Hades and his brothers and sisters were in love with each other in his father's womb, and suddenly there was a feeling of sadness flowing upstream.

"Is...really?" Lin Miao smiled forcedly.

Hades didn't seem to notice her painful expression, and continued to tell his past: "Then I, Poseidon, and Zeus started casting lots, and I was assigned to Hades."

It took Lin Miao a lot of effort to put her chin back in place, Pluto or something... Was it drawn by lottery?

Is it really okay to decide the ownership of the Three Realms so happily by luck?

Lin Miao suddenly felt that he had underestimated the magic of this world.

Her heart can't be calmed down for a long time, it can't be calmed down.

……

"Where is Lord Hades?" It was Mingta's puzzled voice that interrupted her thinking about life.

"Master Hades is here..." Lin Miao's fast-running brain suddenly stopped working, and she raised her head to show her, but facing the empty seat, her index finger could only silently bend back .

How did she not notice when Hades left? !

She didn't even notice that Hades was gone!

Seeing Mingta's eyes like this, Lin Miao silently swallowed bitter tears, and drew a big cross in his heart... Plan [-], hit the street!

The author has something to say: In this chapter, small advertisements are crazily placed! "I want to see how long you can live" (the emperor of mathematics murders a girl!) and "If you are a liberal arts student, kill the dog emperor" (the little princess saves the world!) It was a small game that was very popular some time ago~O( ∩_∩) O!Mathematics magic... It really is a lifetime of pain! ┭┮﹏┭┮...

Lin Miaomiao failed, but she will come back again! o(>﹏<)o!

Not surprisingly, another cute god will appear in the next chapter!The grass chicken is so cute! (The story that appeared in the episode~)

Let Lin Miaomiao slowly try each plan... How is it possible! happy

Piggs: Thank you Miaojiang, Xiaocanghai and the little landmines of the eye fungus!Wo felt the warmth like spring, hugging and rubbing ~ jiu jiu jiu!Choo Choo Choo!Choo Choo Choo! (づ￣3￣)づ