[Greek Mythology] So I am a sunflower

If Hades were to choose a place he least wanted to go to, Mount Olympus would undoubtedly be number one.

Whether it was the group of noisy junior gods or his brothers and sisters who were fighting, it gave him a headache from the bottom of his heart.And what makes him most unhappy is that he always has to be dragged to answer many boring questions.

"Lord Pluto, how long has it been since you left Hades this time?" This is a gossiping and coquettish beauty.

"Hades, why are you alone again!" This is the sea god who has no brains and a quick mouth.

"You must help me this time... Hera started to lose her temper again, and I can't let her settle down at all!"

Why are these people always so busy!

Every time he set foot on Mount Olympus, he couldn't help but miss the tranquility and comfort of Hades.

"Hades, why are you still the same..." Hestia couldn't help but sighed, "I thought you would change a bit after not seeing you for so long."

Among the many brothers and sisters, Hestia is the one whom Hades respects the most. Although she is mediocre and not as outstanding as Demeter and Hera in appearance, what is commendable is that she always knows when to speak and what to say. The time should not be said, never to make him feel unhappy.

For the elder sister's gentle complaints, Hades could only be silent.

Hestia is undoubtedly the person who understands him best, and he is not as unsympathetic to his indifference as other gods are. He just said to him in a very helpless tone: "This is not good."

"You are much stronger than Zeus and Poseidon, but..." Looking at his brother's expressionless face, the always gentle goddess also felt a little frustrated, "But you are too lonely, Hardy S."

Seeing that Hades was still unresponsive, Hestia also deliberately increased his voice: "You have taken over Hades for tens of thousands of years, but so far you don't even have a Queen of Hades, and the children of Poseidon and Zeus can form a kingdom." , don't you feel anxious yourself?"

"Well, is that why you took Mingta as my illegitimate daughter last time?"

"..." Hestia was a little embarrassed, "It's inevitable. She looks so much like you, not to mention that you have always been alone, and you suddenly brought a little girl with you..."

Hestia paused, hesitated for a moment, and then asked cautiously: "Isn't she really your daughter?"

"Do you need me to prove it to you?" Hades looked at her with a slumped face, his tone was still indifferent, but Hestia was very alert to feel the cold air coming from around him.

"No need..." Hestia laughed dryly before returning to the topic, "I said this because I didn't want to see you always so lonely, even Lord Tartarus, the god of the abyss. Mother had feelings, but you..."

"Hestia," Hades interrupted her, pointing to the outside, "haven't you noticed that your maids haven't appeared for a long time since I came here?"

It was only then that Hestia realized that the fairies who usually served beside her had gone to nowhere.

Even if you know Hades is coming, don't be so obvious! ! !

Hestie felt that this topic could not go on, so he decided to mention him in a roundabout way: "Maybe you can try it... sweet love, I think you might like it."

"Hmm." Hades picked up the golden cup and took a sip, "Like Zeus and Hera?"

Thinking that Zeus specially held a fake wedding in order to coax Hera back to Mount Olympus this time, Hestia felt that the couple was really crazy and could not rest for a moment.

"Or, when did Poseidon marry the sea queen?"

Even if Amphitrite is not favored, please don't speak so harshly... my good brother.

"Hephaestus and Aphrodite? Uranus and Gaia?"

"...Please stop, Hades." Hestia finally accepted the reality helplessly. It seemed that her younger brother had no plans to find a mistress for Hades just yet.

She sighed again, and stood up from the chair: "Let's go out and have a look together, count the time, Hera should be back."

Hades stood up without hesitation, and followed her out of the temple.

This time he was dragged from Hades for exactly this reason.

Zeus and Hera quarreled again, and it was so serious that Hera was so angry that she ran to the island of Euboea and swore never to return.

Hades expressed his incomprehension at this childish quarrel.

Ever since they got married, they have been arguing tirelessly, repeating the routine steps of having an affair - catching rape - arguing - reconciliation. After playing this game for so many years, why don't they find it annoying? ?

Even if they didn't feel annoyed, Hades, who was forced to leave Hades every now and then because of this kind of thing, felt annoyed.

However, he could neither stop Zeus from going out to have an affair, nor stop Hera from being jealous. After being implicated countless times, he could only acquiesce in this unlucky status quo, and reluctantly came out to mediate their disputes.

As for this time... He hoped from the bottom of his heart that Hera would be tough enough to stay on Uboia Island forever and never come back again.

"Hades, where's your daughter? Why didn't you come here with you?" Apart from Poseidon, Hades couldn't think of another person who said such stupid words.

"I remember I said that Mingta has nothing to do with me." For this extraordinarily lively younger brother, Hades never knew what expression to use to face him.

"Hahaha how is that possible!" Not only the Trident of the Sea God, but also his laughter can make the ground tremble, "She is carved out of the same mold as you!"

"According to this," Hades looked at him coldly, "then can I guess... all your weird children were born by others?"

"...By the way, let's guess when Hera will come back!"

...so clumsy.

Seeing Poseidon change the topic abruptly, Hades couldn't help but complain about him silently in his heart.

Poseidon tossed his blue curly hair, patted him on the shoulder enthusiastically, as if he hadn't said anything just now, and began to discuss other people's gossip again with high spirits: "Zeus has a long headache this time. .”

"It won't hurt any longer than when Athena was born."

"This is different!" Poseidon was the only one left who could persist in taking the initiative to talk to Hades under the poisonous tongue of Hades.

He gestured enthusiastically, unaware that his happiness was based on another brother's pain: "Although Hera is always angry and jealous, she never said that she would leave Olympus, see She was really anxious this time. You didn't see that expression when Zeus called me over, tsk tsk..."

"What's wrong with my expression?" Zeus, who had been standing behind Poseidon, finally couldn't listen anymore, and stood up with a dark face.

Poseidon's awe of Zeus is much less than that of Hades. Even if he was caught on the spot, he just shrugged lightly: "It's very exciting."

Zeus was dissatisfied with his carelessness, and frowned: "She is not only my queen, but also your sister, isn't she?"

"I'm glad she's just my younger sister," Poseidon exaggeratedly emphasized, "otherwise I think my children will definitely be half as small as now."

When talking about children, Zeus' tone became proud: "But my children are no less than you."

"So Olympus is always thunder and lightning, but my Atlantis is calm."

Seeing Poseidon's eloquent teeth, Hades wanted to applaud him.

Zeus' face collapsed after being poked in the sore foot, and he gave up his plan to compete with him: "Hera's temper really makes me a little bit unbearable, I hope her jealousy is as big as I thought, so that she can get rid of that. Kojima returns to Olympus."

Poseidon spread his hands indifferently, and said in a perfunctory tone, "Okay, then I wish you good luck."

A few big red bulls dragged a colorful car slowly coming here, and Hades could see that sitting in that car was a very fancy-dressed puppet, although the puppet was covered with a veil.

I hope Hera can't see it, Hades thought so without any psychological burden.

Although it was just a fake wedding, the gods arrived almost as soon as they were supposed to, but everyone knew in their hearts that this was the family affairs of the god king and queen, so they stepped aside early with winks to avoid being affected by the artillery fire.

When the bullock cart creaked slowly towards this side, the protagonist who everyone had been waiting for for a long time finally appeared on the scene.

Hera was wearing a sky blue dress and a gorgeous turban, she was dazzling, she rushed to the front of the bullock cart aggressively and smashed the veil on the puppet man's face, and finally laughed.

The surrounding gods all came over with interest.

Hermes was the best at sweet words, and he immediately spoke nice words for Zeus: "Noble queen, besides you, who else will stand beside the king of the gods and enjoy the same glory as him?"

Athena also knew what to say to cheer up the irascible queen: "Olympus never recognizes a mistress other than her."

After Aphrodite and Apollo Hest took turns to express their views, Zeus finally stood in front of her: "Welcome back, my beloved."

Hades thought that Zeus's trick might have worked, for Hera returned to her proud, bright smile.

It's finally over.

Although Poseidon persuaded him to stay, Hades still decided to return to Hades earlier. The noisy atmosphere here made him unable to stay for a moment.

"Find a mistress for Hades." Before leaving, Hera said to him with a smile.

Originally, he wanted to laugh at the married life between her and Zeus who quarreled for three days and five days, but looking at her gentle smiling face, Hades couldn't say anything.

"Got it." Putting on his hat, he replied to her.

By the river Styx, he somehow remembered that question again.

Maybe Hades really needs a mistress.

— But before that, maybe he should find a fairy who is not afraid of him.

The author has something to say: Healing is a small episode, I hope you like it~O(∩_∩)O! [Ahem, Lord Poseidon accidentally collapsed, I don’t know why I always feel that his attributes are stupid and cute...

This time, it's Hera and Zeus' husband and wife theater!This is not original by Ah Qing. Zeus really coaxed Hera back so emotionally. I have to say that the relationship between the two of them came out of arguing to a large extent... Hestia is a gentle sister!Although the sense of existence is a bit low, it does not prevent me from loving her at all~~~

In addition, I am going to open V tomorrow, thank you for your continuous support, grass chicken is moved!At three o'clock tomorrow, silently go to the little black room to fight for [-] rounds! ~(≧▽≦)/~

Finally, I would like to thank Meow Sauce for the second mine!Pick up a bowl and take a bite when you are lonely! happy