I Don't Want To Be A Villain
Chapter 32 Aesthetics of Straight Men
"What?! This good-for-nothing son-in-law can actually get an invitation letter from the God of War! I saw Ye Xiaoheng sneer and smiled evilly. I don't care if I stay with this Tang family! It's ridiculous that you have no eyes, and you don't even know the real Ziwei God of War! !"
Tang Mingxi recited an online novel he had downloaded from his Kindle with great emotion.
Not only that, he also changed the actor's name to Ye Heng without authorization.
Ye Heng glanced at him a little speechlessly, Tang Mingxi read with relish:
"Just as Ye Xiaoheng walked out of the gate of Tang's house, suddenly, dozens of helicopters descended from the sky! Hundreds of mercenaries with guns and live ammunition looked at Ye Xiaoheng respectfully with fanatical eyes. Shout out with all the strength in your body: 'Greetings to the God of War! Greetings to the God of War! Greetings to the God of War!'”
Tang Mingxi raised his arms and cheered while speaking, creating an immersive reading atmosphere:
"At this moment, the Tang family was stunned! Ye Xiaoheng raised his head to the sky and screamed. Suddenly, the mountains and rivers shook! The secretary next to Ye Xiaoheng announced: "The eldest son of the Tang family helped God of War to save his sister and gave him a Rolls-Royce!" ''The third son of the Tang family once spoke for the God of War and gave him a Porsche 911!'”
Ye Heng was so disturbed by Tang Mingxi that he couldn't even read the official document, so he simply turned off the computer and watched him perform.
……
Tang Mingxi coughed dryly, feeling a little embarrassed to be stared at by Ye Heng.
So he stopped his performance.
Ye Heng raised his eyebrows: "Stop reading?"
"I'm thirsty, let me drink some water first."
Tang Mingxi was simply too bored, and planned to have some fun with Ye Heng.
But I don't know why, but I have a bad premonition in my heart.
From Ye Heng's expression of raised eyebrows, he could subtly see the prelude to the storm of "you wait".
While Tang Mingxi was drinking water from a cup, Ye Heng suddenly turned on the computer, and glanced at the novel Tang Mingxi had just downloaded.
Then he counterattacked in a flat voice, and just like Tang Mingxi, he changed his name directly:
"Tang Xiaoxi has a standard melon-seeded face, a curved beauty, a small and straight Qiong nose, a small mouth as red and plump as petals, full breasts that tremble slightly, beautiful buttocks, wearing a pair of seductive black Stockings, a black leather jacket, a leopard print skirt, and a pair of red high heels..."
"You damn man, obviously I hate you so much, but when I saw the tears in your eyes, my heart ached to death. I want you to smell like me, and you will be my man for the rest of your life. Saying that Then I tore it apart..."
"puff--!"
The water in Tang Mingxi's mouth sprayed out, and then he slammed Ye Heng's computer shut.
"Pervert you! You are pervert!"
How on earth did he find the most shocking part in this passage among thousands of chapters!
Help!
How embarrassing! !Embarrassing scalp numb! !
The dog hero is too narrow-minded!
Why do you have to read such a disgusting and shameful thing with a paralyzed face, tvt!
Tang Mingxi stared at him, his cheeks were flushed, and his lips were glistening after drinking water.
To be honest, Ye Heng was also taken aback by the yy level of this purely masculine text.
Naihe's photographic memory forced him to remember this paragraph, and it was still in an endless cycle of brainwashing in his brain.
He lowered his eyelashes, and his eyes fell on Tang Mingxi's lips.
Coincidentally, the description of the five thunderbolts floated in the minds of both of them:
[A small mouth is ruddy and full like a petal, panting softly...]
Tang Mingxi fell for it.
"I won't play anymore, I will stop fighting."
"Not surrender?"
"Entering the stage of strategic stalemate."
Tang Mingxi threw a rock at his own foot again, and fell down on the bed sullenly.
"And a black leather jacket, black stockings, leopard-print wrap-around skirt and red high-heeled shoes are such an epic disaster match, has the author never seen a beautiful woman in his life?"
"very ugly?"
Tang Mingxi glanced at Ye Heng: "Of course. You can simply contribute to the Douban Earth Flavor Dressing Group and become the uncrowned king of the group."
Ye Heng paused slightly, and said calmly: "What do I think, it's okay?"
……
……
Destroy it.
Straight men in this world :)
After the incident of reading the novel last time, Tang Mingxi saw clearly that Ye Xiaoheng was just a narrow-minded and sullen person.
Not only narrow-minded, but also vengeful.
Tang Mingxi's operation was very successful. Because it was a minor operation, he could actually be discharged from the hospital in two or three days.
But there is a kind of "unhealed" called elder brother who thinks you are "unhealed", so he put Tang Mingxi in the hospital for a few more days.
After returning home, Tang Mingxi was under Ye Heng's surveillance again, unable to eat anything, and lay down in Mingxi No. [-] for half a month.
Tang Mingxi lying down is about to grow hair!
In a blink of an eye, most of December is over.
Tang Mingxi hadn't gone swimming for more than half a month, and the guilt in his heart had reached its peak.
Did he give up swimming?
What he gave up was his own hope of survival! tvt!
And in the past half a month, the nutritional products Tang Yun bought were delivered to Mingxi No. [-] like running water.
Ever since Tang Mingxi was able to stop eating liquid food, Ye Heng changed his so-called nutritious meals every day. After eating for half a month, the vest line that Tang Mingxi was so proud of, which he was so proud of, completely disappeared.
The belly became flat and soft again.
I checked on the scale this morning, and I gained four pounds.
don't want to live anymore :)
On Christmas Eve, Tang Mingxi finally found an excuse to run out from Mingxi No. [-] and take a stroll.
The coach of the swimming pool saw him and said quickly, "Long time no see!"
"By the way, Xiao Tang, the annual meeting membership of your membership card is about to expire. If you come back next year, remember to renew it."
"I'll continue now."
The coach readily agreed, and Tang Mingxi struggled for a year or half a year, and finally chose half a year.
"Why don't you renew for one year, one year is more cost-effective."
The coach knows that Tang Mingxi is not short of money, but based on the facts he has seen this year, Tang Mingxi's enthusiasm for swimming is obviously beyond ordinary people!
For a person who likes swimming so much, it is not worthwhile to continue for more than half a year.
Tang Mingxi smirked, and complained in his heart: I will be gone in half a year, so what are you going to do, why not give yourself some life.
After a day of hard training in the constant temperature swimming pool, Tang Mingxi finally made up for some of his guilt.
When Tang Mingxi walked to the road in the evening, he felt a chill. He looked up and saw that the iconic sycamore trees beside Ningcheng Road had all withered, leaving only bare trunks.
Before you know it, another winter is coming.
Tang Mingxi has always been heartless, but thinking of his own ending in half a year, and matching the scenery at this moment, he couldn't help feeling sad for a second.
A second later, Tang Mingxi's eyes were attracted by the Christmas wreaths hanging above the shops in the commercial street.
It's almost Christmas...
He took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the depressed street, and sent it to Moments.
After thinking about it, for some reason, Tang Mingxi made it visible only to Ye Heng.
Tang Mingxi:
[emoji Christmas tree]
【image】
After sending, he stuffed his phone into his pocket and walked on the street doing nothing for a while.
The Christmas atmosphere in Ningcheng is already very strong, red and green decorations are hung everywhere on the commercial street, and Christmas carols of "jingle dong dong" are also filled to the ears.
When Ye Heng brushed this news, Ming Heng had just finished the internal meeting.
Several assistants and high-level executives stayed in the office, and Ye Heng propped his chin and looked at Tang Mingxi's circle of friends for a long time.
Tang Mingxi's circle of friends either posts selfies of him traveling around, or poses for various luxury goods.
Rarely is there such a single landscape photo without even a filter.
It's not at all like him to be picky and pursue a refined style.
Mr. Ye, who has a keen sense of smell in the mall, feels that this circle of friends is not easy.
"Ask you a question."
In the conference room, the young director who had been silent all this time spoke slowly.
"if."
He paused.
"My wife sent a Moments of unknown meaning, what does it mean?"
……
……
There was silence for two seconds.
The same idea popped up in everyone's mind.
It's the second son.
Definitely the second son.
"Uh." Assistant Zhou accidentally offended the Second Young Master last time, and now seeing the opportunity to make a contribution, he was the first to speak: "Mr. Ye, what kind of circle of friends is it?"
Ye Heng put the phone on the conference room table, and showed Tang Mingxi's ordinary circle of friends.
Then everyone was blinded by a series of luxury items showing off their wealth every day.
I saw Mingheng's high-level executives holding tens of billions of dollars in their hands, gathered in front of this circle of friends.
"It's nothing special, it's just an ordinary circle of friends." This is Manager Huang from the marketing department, a middle-aged man in his 40s who doesn't understand the style.
"Is it too cold? You can drink more hot water." This is Manager Liu from the Finance Department. He is in his 30s and slightly bald.
"It's still outside in such a cold day, ma'am 666..." This is Xiao Yang, an assistant in the marketing department, 28 years old, who has just been dumped by his girlfriend, and the reason has not yet been found.
Everyone was chattering and did not give any constructive suggestions.
Until in the corner, the new intern secretary of the president's office said weakly: "Today is Christmas, is Madam implying that Mr. Ye will accompany him?"
……
……
There was a few seconds of silence.
Ye Heng's expression was indifferent, and he asked casually, "How did you tell?"
The little secretary plucked up her courage and said, "Because the Christmas wreath was photographed in Moments, and it's located in the most famous commercial plaza in Ningcheng, so I usually go there for a date."
"This circle of friends should only be visible to Mr. Ye, because Madam's other circles of friends take exquisite photos, but this one has no filter. A person who cares about the quality of the circle of friends sends a normal photo, which means that he only gives Watch alone."
After the little secretary finished speaking, she silently looked around at the crowd.
"I'm just guessing randomly."
……
……
What's going on with the current interns?
Did you graduate from fbi? It's so scary :)
Ye Heng tapped his fingers on the table.
Looking at the rainbow farts on the screen, I am absolutely fascinated by it.
Another 2 minutes later, Ye Heng called.
"Where are you?"
Ye Xiaoheng is not too straight.
Tang Mingxi recited an online novel he had downloaded from his Kindle with great emotion.
Not only that, he also changed the actor's name to Ye Heng without authorization.
Ye Heng glanced at him a little speechlessly, Tang Mingxi read with relish:
"Just as Ye Xiaoheng walked out of the gate of Tang's house, suddenly, dozens of helicopters descended from the sky! Hundreds of mercenaries with guns and live ammunition looked at Ye Xiaoheng respectfully with fanatical eyes. Shout out with all the strength in your body: 'Greetings to the God of War! Greetings to the God of War! Greetings to the God of War!'”
Tang Mingxi raised his arms and cheered while speaking, creating an immersive reading atmosphere:
"At this moment, the Tang family was stunned! Ye Xiaoheng raised his head to the sky and screamed. Suddenly, the mountains and rivers shook! The secretary next to Ye Xiaoheng announced: "The eldest son of the Tang family helped God of War to save his sister and gave him a Rolls-Royce!" ''The third son of the Tang family once spoke for the God of War and gave him a Porsche 911!'”
Ye Heng was so disturbed by Tang Mingxi that he couldn't even read the official document, so he simply turned off the computer and watched him perform.
……
Tang Mingxi coughed dryly, feeling a little embarrassed to be stared at by Ye Heng.
So he stopped his performance.
Ye Heng raised his eyebrows: "Stop reading?"
"I'm thirsty, let me drink some water first."
Tang Mingxi was simply too bored, and planned to have some fun with Ye Heng.
But I don't know why, but I have a bad premonition in my heart.
From Ye Heng's expression of raised eyebrows, he could subtly see the prelude to the storm of "you wait".
While Tang Mingxi was drinking water from a cup, Ye Heng suddenly turned on the computer, and glanced at the novel Tang Mingxi had just downloaded.
Then he counterattacked in a flat voice, and just like Tang Mingxi, he changed his name directly:
"Tang Xiaoxi has a standard melon-seeded face, a curved beauty, a small and straight Qiong nose, a small mouth as red and plump as petals, full breasts that tremble slightly, beautiful buttocks, wearing a pair of seductive black Stockings, a black leather jacket, a leopard print skirt, and a pair of red high heels..."
"You damn man, obviously I hate you so much, but when I saw the tears in your eyes, my heart ached to death. I want you to smell like me, and you will be my man for the rest of your life. Saying that Then I tore it apart..."
"puff--!"
The water in Tang Mingxi's mouth sprayed out, and then he slammed Ye Heng's computer shut.
"Pervert you! You are pervert!"
How on earth did he find the most shocking part in this passage among thousands of chapters!
Help!
How embarrassing! !Embarrassing scalp numb! !
The dog hero is too narrow-minded!
Why do you have to read such a disgusting and shameful thing with a paralyzed face, tvt!
Tang Mingxi stared at him, his cheeks were flushed, and his lips were glistening after drinking water.
To be honest, Ye Heng was also taken aback by the yy level of this purely masculine text.
Naihe's photographic memory forced him to remember this paragraph, and it was still in an endless cycle of brainwashing in his brain.
He lowered his eyelashes, and his eyes fell on Tang Mingxi's lips.
Coincidentally, the description of the five thunderbolts floated in the minds of both of them:
[A small mouth is ruddy and full like a petal, panting softly...]
Tang Mingxi fell for it.
"I won't play anymore, I will stop fighting."
"Not surrender?"
"Entering the stage of strategic stalemate."
Tang Mingxi threw a rock at his own foot again, and fell down on the bed sullenly.
"And a black leather jacket, black stockings, leopard-print wrap-around skirt and red high-heeled shoes are such an epic disaster match, has the author never seen a beautiful woman in his life?"
"very ugly?"
Tang Mingxi glanced at Ye Heng: "Of course. You can simply contribute to the Douban Earth Flavor Dressing Group and become the uncrowned king of the group."
Ye Heng paused slightly, and said calmly: "What do I think, it's okay?"
……
……
Destroy it.
Straight men in this world :)
After the incident of reading the novel last time, Tang Mingxi saw clearly that Ye Xiaoheng was just a narrow-minded and sullen person.
Not only narrow-minded, but also vengeful.
Tang Mingxi's operation was very successful. Because it was a minor operation, he could actually be discharged from the hospital in two or three days.
But there is a kind of "unhealed" called elder brother who thinks you are "unhealed", so he put Tang Mingxi in the hospital for a few more days.
After returning home, Tang Mingxi was under Ye Heng's surveillance again, unable to eat anything, and lay down in Mingxi No. [-] for half a month.
Tang Mingxi lying down is about to grow hair!
In a blink of an eye, most of December is over.
Tang Mingxi hadn't gone swimming for more than half a month, and the guilt in his heart had reached its peak.
Did he give up swimming?
What he gave up was his own hope of survival! tvt!
And in the past half a month, the nutritional products Tang Yun bought were delivered to Mingxi No. [-] like running water.
Ever since Tang Mingxi was able to stop eating liquid food, Ye Heng changed his so-called nutritious meals every day. After eating for half a month, the vest line that Tang Mingxi was so proud of, which he was so proud of, completely disappeared.
The belly became flat and soft again.
I checked on the scale this morning, and I gained four pounds.
don't want to live anymore :)
On Christmas Eve, Tang Mingxi finally found an excuse to run out from Mingxi No. [-] and take a stroll.
The coach of the swimming pool saw him and said quickly, "Long time no see!"
"By the way, Xiao Tang, the annual meeting membership of your membership card is about to expire. If you come back next year, remember to renew it."
"I'll continue now."
The coach readily agreed, and Tang Mingxi struggled for a year or half a year, and finally chose half a year.
"Why don't you renew for one year, one year is more cost-effective."
The coach knows that Tang Mingxi is not short of money, but based on the facts he has seen this year, Tang Mingxi's enthusiasm for swimming is obviously beyond ordinary people!
For a person who likes swimming so much, it is not worthwhile to continue for more than half a year.
Tang Mingxi smirked, and complained in his heart: I will be gone in half a year, so what are you going to do, why not give yourself some life.
After a day of hard training in the constant temperature swimming pool, Tang Mingxi finally made up for some of his guilt.
When Tang Mingxi walked to the road in the evening, he felt a chill. He looked up and saw that the iconic sycamore trees beside Ningcheng Road had all withered, leaving only bare trunks.
Before you know it, another winter is coming.
Tang Mingxi has always been heartless, but thinking of his own ending in half a year, and matching the scenery at this moment, he couldn't help feeling sad for a second.
A second later, Tang Mingxi's eyes were attracted by the Christmas wreaths hanging above the shops in the commercial street.
It's almost Christmas...
He took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the depressed street, and sent it to Moments.
After thinking about it, for some reason, Tang Mingxi made it visible only to Ye Heng.
Tang Mingxi:
[emoji Christmas tree]
【image】
After sending, he stuffed his phone into his pocket and walked on the street doing nothing for a while.
The Christmas atmosphere in Ningcheng is already very strong, red and green decorations are hung everywhere on the commercial street, and Christmas carols of "jingle dong dong" are also filled to the ears.
When Ye Heng brushed this news, Ming Heng had just finished the internal meeting.
Several assistants and high-level executives stayed in the office, and Ye Heng propped his chin and looked at Tang Mingxi's circle of friends for a long time.
Tang Mingxi's circle of friends either posts selfies of him traveling around, or poses for various luxury goods.
Rarely is there such a single landscape photo without even a filter.
It's not at all like him to be picky and pursue a refined style.
Mr. Ye, who has a keen sense of smell in the mall, feels that this circle of friends is not easy.
"Ask you a question."
In the conference room, the young director who had been silent all this time spoke slowly.
"if."
He paused.
"My wife sent a Moments of unknown meaning, what does it mean?"
……
……
There was silence for two seconds.
The same idea popped up in everyone's mind.
It's the second son.
Definitely the second son.
"Uh." Assistant Zhou accidentally offended the Second Young Master last time, and now seeing the opportunity to make a contribution, he was the first to speak: "Mr. Ye, what kind of circle of friends is it?"
Ye Heng put the phone on the conference room table, and showed Tang Mingxi's ordinary circle of friends.
Then everyone was blinded by a series of luxury items showing off their wealth every day.
I saw Mingheng's high-level executives holding tens of billions of dollars in their hands, gathered in front of this circle of friends.
"It's nothing special, it's just an ordinary circle of friends." This is Manager Huang from the marketing department, a middle-aged man in his 40s who doesn't understand the style.
"Is it too cold? You can drink more hot water." This is Manager Liu from the Finance Department. He is in his 30s and slightly bald.
"It's still outside in such a cold day, ma'am 666..." This is Xiao Yang, an assistant in the marketing department, 28 years old, who has just been dumped by his girlfriend, and the reason has not yet been found.
Everyone was chattering and did not give any constructive suggestions.
Until in the corner, the new intern secretary of the president's office said weakly: "Today is Christmas, is Madam implying that Mr. Ye will accompany him?"
……
……
There was a few seconds of silence.
Ye Heng's expression was indifferent, and he asked casually, "How did you tell?"
The little secretary plucked up her courage and said, "Because the Christmas wreath was photographed in Moments, and it's located in the most famous commercial plaza in Ningcheng, so I usually go there for a date."
"This circle of friends should only be visible to Mr. Ye, because Madam's other circles of friends take exquisite photos, but this one has no filter. A person who cares about the quality of the circle of friends sends a normal photo, which means that he only gives Watch alone."
After the little secretary finished speaking, she silently looked around at the crowd.
"I'm just guessing randomly."
……
……
What's going on with the current interns?
Did you graduate from fbi? It's so scary :)
Ye Heng tapped his fingers on the table.
Looking at the rainbow farts on the screen, I am absolutely fascinated by it.
Another 2 minutes later, Ye Heng called.
"Where are you?"
Ye Xiaoheng is not too straight.
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