Xiao Wu

Foreword, I am a mobile phone party, so I sent it when I finished typing it.Basically, I haven't gone back and modified it, so...

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(1) Xiao Wu, what's wrong with you

Today is the third day, Xiao Wu is still sleeping there motionless.

"Xiao Wu, what's wrong with you..."

Looking from the top down, Xiao Wu is a fish that has been knocked out.Wrong, not right.Xiao Wu's eyes are open, but they are empty. What is he thinking so preoccupied?Look, I haven't slept all the time, not only my eyes are red like a monkey's butt, but even the corners of my eyes are dry, and there is no longer any moisture.

Xiao Wu, what's the matter with you?

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Today is the fifth day, and Xiao Wu is not like a fish that was fainted this time.It was a dead fish, lying motionless on the bed like that.Xiao Wu, are you just too tired and fell asleep? Didn't see you eat at all for 5 days.You actually tricked your roommates into eating it!They didn't know they were going to class, but I could see it clearly. You hid it all under the bed. You are still so naughty. I remember once I bought a model airplane, but you fell in love with it.Always ask me to send you off, I don't want you to rely on me to pretend to be pitiful, but fortunately, I don't follow your way, I'm used to it.But you are too bad!That time, when I went to the toilet, I was forgotten on the desk and stole it!When I came back, I was still reading there as if nothing had happened!

"Fatty Wu, have you seen my airplane model?"

"Did not notice."

"I just put it on the desk, why did it disappear when I turned around!"

"Never mind my business, you asked me to watch it for you? You deserve it if you lose it, who told you not to play with me."

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Xiao Wu, do you still remember this?You must be very proud at that time, right?Are you a little nervous?If I search your schoolbag, you will leak it.Are you very proud?Do you think I never knew you took it?Actually you are wrong.I did it on purpose, yes, on purpose.I just thought that you would fiddle with it while I was away, but I didn't expect you to be so greedy and "steal" away!You can't point it out, otherwise your pig's face probably won't have a place to put it.I can only admit it.Do you have any guilt?Until now you haven't said that you stole my model back then.You know, I was "stealed" by you, but I was scolded by my brother, and he even got a red nose.Well, at least, I was not allowed to enter his room for at least half a month later, and my mother also blamed me for being careless!But I don't care, when I think of your ecstasy, I will also smile secretly in my dream, but my brother is my brother, can you still hate me for the rest of your life?Later, I was not asked to take a tank model.But no matter how much you drool this time, I can't let you "steal" it!Stealing it once is enough, if I lose it again, I may lose my life~

Oh, I'm going too far, I want to talk about how I know you like to hide things under the bed.Then I went to find you to play, but you just went out to find your brother.Your mother asked me to wait, saying that you would be back at noon, so I waited.

Then your mother started cleaning, and then I heard your mother started complaining.

"Why is this damn child stuffing all the garbage under the bed? It's so unhygienic. Look at what this is? Even the candy wrappers are thrown away." "Look, the rotten plastic in Xiba is still kept as a safe "

"The candy wrappers are also kept?" Out of curiosity, I went over to look.Sure enough... your bed has become a garbage dump, with all kinds of garbage.The candy wrappers are made of pearls, really, you are still collecting such things in high school (well... I seem to have a collection too, but I don’t throw it under the bed like you, I really don’t like cleaning!) Then, I saw the plastic in your mother's mouth. It was the model airplane you stole from me!Only the wings are gone!You are so disrespectful!My brother used to take care of it from time to time.It was about the same as new when it was stolen by you!It was so hot, I just watched my aunt sweep them out step by step as garbage, and watched my aunt dump all your garbage in the nearby garbage dump. Although I was a little bit reluctant to part with that model, but I am more happy that it is yours "Baby" is all emptied!This will also let you experience the sense of loss when the baby suddenly disappears.Haha, I can't help laughing when I think about it.

Then you come back at noon, look at the oily sweat on your face, you can cook!Then I hurried to leave after eating, although you and auntie were surprised that I hadn't waited for you all morning, so I had to leave after eating.Of course I have my business, who wants to play with you, what's so fun about two big fat guys together, Auntie is definitely not allowed to play on the computer at home, maybe you will ask your brother to give us a tutoring function !Leave you to suffer alone~ but I still have a big thing to do~

Remember that I went straight to the garbage dump as soon as you got back to the house.Fortunately, it was hot and no children came out to play, and the model was still there. I carefully picked up the model and looked at it. You have a conscience. Although the wings are gone, the fuselage is still wrapped in film.This saves me the aftermath work.It's just... what to do with your pile of trash?

Forget it, who cares, he will definitely find out that these things were thrown out by the aunt before 5 o'clock.Besides, except for my model, the others are really rubbish!Maybe you're just lazy and your mom did you a favor.

Well, I remember that I seemed to think so at the time, and I walked hundreds of meters away.It's just that I don't understand why I turned back and took your trash back to my house!That whole afternoon was wasted in the aftermath!Except for the model, everything else was polluted by garbage dumps to varying degrees, and I had to endure the strange smell and clean it in the same way...

But it's worth it!Remember seeing your red ass-like eyes in school two days later!I think it's worth it!

Xiao Wu, what's wrong with you now? Why don't you even have your red butt and eyes.You just fell asleep too hungry...

Wu, what's wrong with you...