my roommate is not human

Xia Yubi gestured to Ye Xi and said, "You may not know that a while ago, Ma Dekai in the dormitory next door asked Kerry to send a love letter to Cheng Weiran from the Chinese Department.

Who knew there were two 'Cheng Weiran' in the Chinese Department, with the same pronunciation but different characters.One is a boy and the other is a girl. The stupid baby only said to look for Cheng Weiran, and the boy Cheng Weiran came out.

The stupid baby didn't even think about it, and handed him the love letter directly.

Because of this, Ma Dekai became famous in one fell swoop, and the entire Chinese Department was blown up at that time.The big guy went viral, saying that he was a gay who wrote nasty love letters to male classmates, and the class teacher called him to teach him a lesson.When he came out of the teacher's office, his face was blue..."

He talked and laughed exaggeratedly, making everyone laugh.

Ye Xi asked curiously, "How come I don't know about such big news?"

Yu Yun said: "At that time, you happened to be sick and asked for sick leave."

Luo Ke leaned limply on the back of the chair as if he had no bones, with one arm resting on the edge of the table, tapping his fingers lightly on the table, and lazily said: "Yes, you did ask for sick leave."

"Oh..." Ye Xi found various reasons to ask for leave every now and then, and he couldn't remember clearly.

As soon as he uttered a syllable and agreed casually, Luo Ke interrupted him, and added with a soft smile: "You are so loyal, and you still miss us when you are sick. When you came back to resume classes, you brought us A big bag of dried fruit."

"That's right, I'm the legendary Chinese roommate." Ye Xi was stunned, then said triumphantly.

Luo Ke tilted his head and recalled: "Well, I remember almonds, figs, wolfberries, raisins, and sand dates, all of which are famous local products in Xinjiang. You also showed us a picture you took with your mobile phone. Pile of photos, Tianshan Tianchi, Bogda Peak, Chaiwopu Lake, Huoyan Mountain...all are pretty beautiful."

Ye Xi rolled his eyes nimbly, and immediately said with a smile and confidently: "I'm sick, my lungs are inflamed, I can't stand the sandstorm in city b, the air in Xinjiang/Xinjiang is better, I'm going to recuperate, understand No?"

"Understood," Luo Ke's two rows of long eyelashes curled up naturally like a small fan, and the corners of his lips were curled into a slight smile, which was very sexy and seductive, and his voice was lingering like silk syrup. The enchanting charm, "You took a vacation for lung disease, and you took a whole week off, and you are well... fast."

Ye Xi choked for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "I have a good foundation and recover quickly, are you jealous?!"

"I'm not jealous, I'm really envious. You can recuperate in a picturesque place." Luo Ke smiled softly, with that expression and tone, no matter how you look at it, it's disgusting.

Yu Yun frowned and said, "Ye Xi, don't talk to him."

Seeing them bickering happily, Xia Yu tilted his head, leaned into Jin Peng's ear, and said in a low voice, "Every time I see Ye Xi being bullied by Luo Ke, I think he is so cute."

Jinpeng pushed the rimless glasses on the bridge of his nose, and glanced at him lightly.

Xia Yu immediately shrank his neck and withered.

You Cheng glanced at Luo Ke, then at Ye Xi, and frowned slightly.

Luo Xiu saw the slight change in his expression, smacked his lips, and said with a smile: "The relationship between Ye Xi and this classmate Luo Ke looks very good."

"Who has a good relationship with him!" Ye Xi blurted out, and after finishing speaking, he was a little stunned strangely, and felt that this sentence was very familiar, as if he had said it to someone before, but he couldn't remember it.

But You Cheng seemed to realize something, he lowered his head and fell silent.

Not wanting to continue to confuse with Luo Ke, Ye Xi raised his eyes and saw Jiang Kairui, honestly and unceremoniously talking about him, and said contemptuously: "Kairui, you are so stupid, why can't you tell the difference between men and women?" Clearly, if you help send a love letter, you can send it to the wrong person!"

Jiang Kairui opened his dark eyes suspiciously, and said innocently: "I'm not mistaken, Ma Dekai told me to hand over the letter to Cheng Weiran. I went to the Chinese Department and asked them who Cheng Weiran was. Cheng Weiran came out by himself. Say, he is, and I will give him the letter."

"At any rate, you have to figure out whether the object of Ma Dekai's crush is a boy or a girl." Ye Xi said.

Jiang Kairui continued to look at him with pure and innocent eyes: "Ma Dekai didn't tell me."

Xia Yu laughed loudly: "Ye Xi, you don't know, this is not the worst one, and the funniest one is yet to come."

"Huh? Is there a follow-up?" Ye Xi immediately became interested.

Xia Yu said: "That classmate Cheng Weiran received a love letter handed to him by a stupid baby - you can tell it's a love letter at a glance, and there is a hand-painted cupid and two connected hearts on the cover, but the cover Not signed.

So Cheng Weiran naturally had a very beautiful and mysterious misunderstanding.I thought it was the stupid baby who was confessing to him, so I hugged our stupid baby very excitedly, and said incoherently: "That's great, that's great, so you like me too!"I have had a crush on you for a long time! '"

There was a brief silence at the table, and then there was a "boom" and a smile broke out.

Even Luo Xiu and You Cheng couldn't help laughing.

"However, the story doesn't end here." Xia Yu said mysteriously.

"It's not over yet?" Ye Xi rolled his eyes, contemptuous of his pretentious appearance, and speculated, "Could it be that the stupid baby is stupid, and was really deceived by Cheng Weiran? Why do you look at him? , can you let him do such a stupid thing?"

No matter how dull Jiang Kairui was, he knew that Ye Xi's words were not good, so he pouted and protested, "Ye Xi! You're the one who was cheated!"

"That's not true," Xia Yu shook his head, "According to the live broadcast of the witnesses at the scene, our stupid baby struggled in fright and kept yelling: 'It's not me, it's not me, it's Ma Dekai! It's Ma Dekai! You go I'm looking for him!' Thus, Ma Dekai became famous in the Chinese Department within half an hour at superluminal speed."

Ye Xi burst into laughter: "Hahaha, stupid baby, you are amazing!"

He was laughing vigorously, when Luo Ke suddenly interrupted him, and said flatly: "Look, what happened to that lobster?"

Several people looked at the plate containing the lobster in puzzlement, and they were all dumbfounded for a moment.

The lobster that was cooked, cut into small pieces, and more than half of it had been eaten, the head of the lobster was actually moving!

Looking around at a very slow speed, like a young girl posing.

"It, it, it... is moving." Jiang Kairui's voice was crying, and he said tremblingly, his upper and lower teeth chattered involuntarily.

Xia Yu's eyes were almost protruding. He had just picked up a piece of fish meat with chopsticks, and before he could put it in his mouth, he was suddenly panicked, and the chopsticks and fish meat fell out of his hand together, and fell to the ground with a "slap".

Jin Peng also suddenly changed his face.

You Cheng took a sharp breath, and instinctively grabbed Ye Xi's hand, just like when he encountered any terrible things or dangers before.

In his heart, his younger brother was still that soft child who needed his protection.

Yu Yun also moved to Ye Xi's side.

Luo Xiu raised his eyebrows, looking at their respective expressions with great interest.

Among these people, the one who interested him the most was Luo Ke.He was obviously a boy as handsome as a porcelain doll, but in the face of this unimaginable sudden situation, the lines on his face did not change at all, and even the faint smile on the corner of his mouth never faded away.

Really, it's incredible.

The head of the shrimp was still shaking slowly from side to side, and its whiskers were trembling.

"What's going on... how can the dead shrimp still move?" Jiang Kairui muttered nervously.

"Luo Ke," Ye Xi called in a low voice, as if he was afraid of scaring the moving shrimp head, "It's so creepy, you should get rid of it quickly."

For some reason, he didn't feel very surprised, nor did he feel very scared.Subconsciously, he seemed to think that it would not be surprising to encounter any weird things when staying with Luo Ke.Of course, there is no need to panic, Luo Ke is there anyway.

As for the reason for this inexplicable sense of trust, he didn't know.

"Well, it's not impossible for me to deal with it," Luo Ke softly raised his hand and brushed his hair, "However, you have to promise me..."

Before he could finish speaking, Ye Xi interjected, "Got it, I'll help you wash your clothes for a week."

"No," Luo Ke raised two fingers and waved them lightly, "one month."

Ye Xi gritted his teeth: "Don't push yourself too far!"

Luo Ke smiled slightly: "Don't you know? I like to take advantage of others' dangers and raise prices."

"Ye Xi," Yu Yun interjected angrily, "You don't need to be threatened, just let it go, we just leave, and don't care what it is?"

Luo Ke smiled, "There are many things in this world that can't be said, just leave it alone, maybe it will follow someone, climb into someone's bed in the middle of the night, and play games with someone."

"Luo Ke!" Ye Xi said angrily, "Don't scare me, there are so many people in this room, even if they are pestering, they may not be pestering anyone."

"Then you might as well take a gamble." Luo Ke nodded in agreement, "You don't necessarily lose if you gamble. There are eight people in this room now, which means you have a one-eighth chance."

Jiang Kairui heard that the two of them were arguing endlessly, and she was so anxious that she was about to cry: "What time is this, and you two are still bickering, so let's deal with this matter quickly, Ye Xi, you promise Brother Luo first, and all the work will be done in the worst case." I do."

Ye Xi thought for a while, then nodded reluctantly: "That's fine."

"You guys know the times." Luo Ke was satisfied with the result. He stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the head of the shrimp and looked at it carefully. The head of the shrimp was wriggling between the chopsticks.

He suddenly stretched out two fingers and tore off the hard shell of the shrimp head.

Unexpectedly, when he said to do it, he did it without even saying hello, everyone was stunned.

Luo Ke showed them the peeled shrimp heads: "Here."

There was actually a section of wriggling intestines inside, and on closer inspection, it was not an intestine, but a worm that looked like an intestine.

Purple, naked and hairless, the longitudinal muscles of the body wall are bundled, and each circular muscle is staggered to form a square lattice pattern.