my roommate is not human

"How dare you not admit it!" Ye Xiyi pounced on Xia Yu, and couldn't believe he couldn't find the props he hid!

Ye Xi's mind is very pure, but his actions are really hard not to make people think wrong.

Luo Ke couldn't help but cleared his throat.

Jiang Kairui was completely dumbfounded, he opened his mouth blankly and forgot to close it.

Yu Yun's face was full of black lines, and he quickly fished him back.

Ye Xi still felt indignant, pointed at his neck, and said through gritted teeth: "I can see clearly, there is a white shadow dangling around, and it even touched my neck, rubbing all the saliva on it. ,right here!"

Suspiciously, Yu Yun picked up the flashlight, looked down, and was so angry that he wanted to strangle Xia Yu to death, and asked sharply: "Xia Yu, what is this?!"

Xia Yu scratched his head in wonder, leaned over, took a look, and was also stunned, shaking his head like a rattle: "I didn't do this."

"Who else could it be if it wasn't you?! Tell me!" Yu Yun made it clear that he didn't believe his words.

There are five people in the classroom. Of course, Yu Yun will not tease Ye Xi. The stupid kid Jiang Kairui will be fine if he is not teased. As for Luo Ke... Even if Xia Yu believes that he is behind the scenes, he will never dare to say it. He can only cry and lose his strength. He emphasized: "You believe me, it's really not me."

He knew very well that this defense was really not convincing, but what could he say?

Yu Yun's face was tense, and he frowned and scolded: "You have to limit your jokes, and you're not a child. Why are you so brainless and dare to do anything! You don't think about the consequences at all!"

Xia Yu's bowels were almost remorseful, and he was so depressed that he wanted to hit the wall, he shouldn't have played tricks on Ye Xi!

These two people, whether they use their mouths or hands, he is not afraid of knocking on either one alone.

But it's really annoying if you talk to each other and form a group to pinch. He shouted angrily: "I'm more wronged than Dou E! I just took a pair of zombie dentures in the drama club and didn't do anything else. !"

Yu Yun sneered: "It's not you, could it be a ghost?"

Of course Xia Yu doesn't believe that there are ghosts in this world, but he couldn't explain the sticky and disgusting lump on Ye Xi's neck, so he thought for a while: "Ye Xi, do you have some skin disease? "

Ye Xi was so angry that he almost jumped his feet: "You have skin diseases! Your whole family has skin diseases!"

Yu Yun also blew his beard and stared at Xia Yu and yelled: "You are a troublemaker! I will tell the boss tomorrow morning and see how he will deal with you!"

He was so pissed off that he even said such naive and naive things as children tell their parents when they fight.

Seeing their louder and louder noise, Luo Ke was really impatient to hear, and said lightly: "Shut up."

His voice was not loud, but those people immediately shut up in unison.

There is a consensus in dormitory 603 that the whole son is big, and no one can mess with Luo Ke.

No matter how sweet and deceptive and deceptive his appearance is, he is an out-and-out villain in his bones-a small-bellied person!

I don't want to talk about love and hatred, but there are so many ghost ideas, Xia Yu can only do some little pranks that are not on the table.

If he makes a move, he will have to torture you to the point where you cannot survive or die.

According to classmate Ye Xi, this kid's mouth is too poisonous, worse than arsenic, and the dead will be so angry with him that they want to jump out of the coffin and strangle him, and then commit suicide again.

He is too insidious, mean, and tricky, Zhuge Liang will probably be the same when he meets him.

Now that he had spoken, Xia Yu of course didn't dare to speak again.

Ye Xi and Yu Yun are dead/partners. Although they were forced to shut up honestly due to Luo Ke's lust/power, they shared the same hatred and stared at Xia Yu desperately together, and kept throwing eyes at him.

If eyes could kill, Xia Yu would have become a sieve long ago.

Of course, even though he didn't suffer any substantial damage, it doesn't feel too good for anyone to be stared at like this.

Luo Ke was very satisfied with their understanding of current affairs, straightened up, walked over leisurely, and said lazily: "It's a big deal, why are you arguing?"

Ye Xi couldn't help but retort: ​​"It's not you who got teased about your feelings!"

"You still don't admit that you're stupid," Luo Ke tilted his head, his brows and eyes were crooked, his smile was as bright as a spring flower, and he said lightly, "Isn't he just playing tricks on you? You just have to get revenge. Boss's glasses should be cleaned at least once a day. Dozens of times, you quietly put some mustard on the cloth of his glasses to ensure that this guy cries worse than the boss, and he will never dare to tease you again."

Ye Xi stared at him dumbfounded. Although he already knew that this kid was bad, but playing Zhulian's trick... The boss usually has a good relationship with him, so he could figure it out. Isn't that too inhuman?

In Ye Xi's heart, he once again refreshed his evaluation of Luo Ke's moral bottom line, although he had already fallen to the bottom.

Of course, the others were also dumbfounded. After a full half a minute, Jiang Kairui mustered up his courage and stammered in: "Brother Luo Luo, the boss didn't do anything. It's not good to plot against him, right?"

"Who told him that he didn't educate his monkey well and let him out to cause trouble?" Luo Ke waved his hand nonchalantly, and said to Ye Xi confidently, "Otherwise, in Xia Yu's name, you write a love letter to the head teacher's daughter." ?”

Ye Xi and Yu Yun looked at each other in blank dismay, really...shocked and speechless.

Xia Yu's handsome face has changed from white to black to white in just a short while, and has changed colors several times.

Jiang Kairui is an honest child, he will say anything immediately when he thinks of it, and he has never been too brainy.He blinked his eyes, and boldly, he stammered again: "Brother Luo Luo, the head teacher's daughter is only 11 years old."

Luo Ke rolled his eyes at him contemptuously: "I didn't ask Ye Xi to send the love letter to the little girl, how can we take the flower buds of the motherland?"

"Huh?" Jiang Kairui was stunned, and Ye Xi and the others were also stunned.

Luo Ke smiled and said, "Of course it was 'accidentally' delivered to her father. Ye Xi, I assure you, the head teacher will avenge you when he receives the love letter. It will definitely be unforgettable for Xia Yu."

Xia Yu's face is now flushed red, like that of a monkey, half angry and half suffocated, he gritted his teeth hard: "Luo Ke, it's almost done, I know I was wrong, I apologize to Ye Xi, you just Stop torturing me."

"You know it's wrong?" Luo Ke smiled lazily, seemingly carelessly, "I remember Daoming Temple said a bad line: 'Why do you need the police if an apology is useful?'"

Xia Yu was really in a hurry: "It's just a joke, are you serious about it? You won't let it go."

"A joke?" Luo Ke laughed so calmly.

Xia Yu nodded with aggrieved face.

Luo Ke looked at him, quietly, without speaking. After more than half a minute, Ye Xi and the others got impatient.

Yu Yun frowned and asked, "Luo Ke, what are you looking at?"

Luo Ke replied slowly: "I'm looking at what is on Xia Yu's head."

Xia Yuxin said, it's too boring for you to play tricks and sell them now.

The others had the same thoughts as him, with barely controlled faces, but still disapproving in their hearts.At the same time, I am still a little puzzled, Luo Ke's revenge method this time is really... The standard is too low, it doesn't fit his style at all.

Although he didn't take it seriously, Yu Yun still raised the flashlight and perfunctorily took a photo towards Xia Yu.Xia Yu was so shaken that he couldn't open his eyes, he quickly raised his hand to block it, and protested displeasedly: "Yu Yun, where are you taking photos?"

"Stupid," Luo Ke said contemptuously, "I'm talking about his head."

on the head?Yu Yun suspiciously moved the beam of the flashlight upwards.

Above Xia Yu's head - of course the ceiling.

Staring wide-eyed for a long time, Yu Yun didn't see anything.

Ye Xi and Jiang Kairui also followed the light beam and looked at the past together. They were not luckier or worse than Yu Yun, so they also saw nothing.

Through the expressions on their faces, Xia Yu knew the expected answer, and secretly sneered, did Luo Ke become stupid?He actually uttered such a lie that could be easily exposed, he tried his best to hold back his laughter, took two steps back, and raised his head in a serious manner: "I'll take a look too, what's the matter..."

Before he could finish his words, it turned into a strange cry, which made Yu Yun's hands tremble in fright, and almost dropped the flashlight.

The others were also terrified by Xia Yu. They looked at him inexplicably, followed his line of sight, looked at the ceiling inexplicably, and turned their eyes back to him inexplicably.

For a moment, except for Luo Ke, the other three were puzzled and dazed.

Xia Yu raised his neck, his eyes were wide open, staring straight, his face was pale, really pale, and his whole body was shaking like chaff.

Obviously, he has been surrounded by strong fear, and he is definitely not pretending-the Oscar winner may not be able to act more realistically than him.

"Brother Yu, what's the matter with you?" Jiang Kairui asked wonderingly, "What did you see?"

Xia Yu didn't say a word as if he didn't hear it, his eyes seemed to be glued, and he kept staring at the ceiling.

He saw that there was actually affixed to it, oh, no, it should be said that there was a woman's head embedded in it.Half is inside the ceiling and half is outside.

In that situation, it was as if someone was hiding in the ceiling with only half of his head exposed.

Long, slightly curly black hair, scattered like seaweed, blocking the entire face.

The hair was wet, I don't know if it was soaked in water, or what kind of liquid, it trickled down the tip of the hair drop by drop, and fell to the floor.

tick...

tick...

tick...

Involuntarily, Xia Yu broke out in a cold sweat.

Immediately afterwards, he smelled a foul, rotten smell.

He remembers going to his grandfather's house in the countryside when he was a child.

As usual in the countryside, Xia Yu's grandfather's house was a small courtyard with a small family of chickens and a few geese.There is also a big yellow dog that wags its tail all day long to please its owner.

The house is also an ordinary four-story house with red bricks and blue tiles.For the sake of aesthetics, the front exterior wall is covered with a layer of white-scraped concrete, decorated with pebbles to form simple geometric patterns.