my roommate is not human

At around seven o'clock in the evening, Jinpeng was called by the dormitory administrator to help.

If Jinpeng is a monkey holding a golden cudgel, Xia Yu is undoubtedly Zhu Bajie. In front of Jinpeng, he has always dared to be angry and dare not speak up, like an angry little wife.

However, as soon as he leaves Jinpeng's sight, he will immediately make trouble.

Within 5 minutes of Jinpeng's departure, Xia Yu jumped down from the upper bunk, his eyes were shining, and he moved to Jiang Kairui's side and said, "Kay Rui, let's play games together later. I have surveyed the terrain. The dance classroom couldn't be more suitable."

Jiang Kairui timidly shook her head, expressing her refusal: "I'm afraid."

"What are you afraid of?" Xia Yu patted him on the shoulder vigorously, and said with pride, "I have a brother covering you, so I guarantee that nothing will happen!"

Jiang Kairui was shaken by his bear's paw, and continued to shake his head with a bitter face.

"You try shaking your head again?!" Xia Yu suddenly lowered his face, aggressively.

Jiang Kairui shivered suddenly.

"Huh?!" Xia Yu snorted heavily from his nasal cavity, "Do you want to play?! Tell me!! Do you want to play or not?!!!"

Typical hegemony, forcing good people into prostitution—Jiang Kairui blinked his eyes in pain, and squeezed out a few words pitifully between his teeth: "I, I play."

Well, don't doubt it, during the war, he will definitely be tortured and turned into a traitor.

Xia Yu smiled contentedly, and patted his paw again: "Good boy."

Jiang Kairui's small face was wrinkled into a bun, and his shoulders shrugged. His appearance was simply more pitiful than Xi'er who was persecuted by Huang Shiren.

After finishing him off, Xia Yu quickly turned his attention to Yu Yun: "Yu Yun, you must be one of them, right?"

"I'm not interested in supernatural games," Yu Yun said without looking up, staring at the magic novel opened in his hand, "If you find someone to play "Zhengtu", I can accompany you."

Xia Yu's face changed again and again, and he remained silent for a few seconds, then quickly changed into an extremely flattering expression, and moved to his side sweetly: "Tomorrow I will play "Zhengtu" with you, and today you will play the mirror game with me first OK?"

"Not good." Yu Yun categorically refused.

"How can you do this?" Xia Yu exclaimed exaggeratedly, "I promised to play "Journey" with you, so you won't play with me once? Yu Yun, how can you bear to make others feel sad, um—"

The ending of "um" made nine twists and eighteen bends, the air in the dormitory suddenly dropped several degrees, and everyone shivered collectively.

"How about this," Xia Yu felt aggrieved, and kept winking at Yu Yun—if winking desperately is considered winking, "Didn't you get a wife in "Zhengtu"? I registered a Female number, dress yourself up beautifully, marry you, dance wings with you, slay demons and demons, okay? We are giving birth to a bunch of radish heads..."

Ye Xi looked at Yu Yun with infinite sympathy——

As he expected, Yu Yun, who has always been calm and composed, was suddenly covered with dark clouds. After a few seconds, he replied calmly and without delay: "I play! I play unconditionally!"

The subtext is, big brother, don't scare me, I'm not interested in ladyboys...

Ye Xi burst into laughter in his heart—even if Yu Yun knows current affairs, if he still dares to say no to playing, Xia Yu must have figured out some strange new tricks to continue to torment him.

In order not to go crazy, of course it is wiser for him to agree readily.

After another one was dealt with, Xia Yu cast his searchlight-like eyes on Ye Xi's upper bunk, and Luo Ke's light voice immediately sounded: "I can participate, but there is a condition."

"Oh?" I knew this guy was the most treacherous and cunning, and it was not so easy to settle, so he really bargained, Xia Yu patiently waited for him to finish.

"As long as Ye Xi helps me wash all the clothes and socks I saved recently." Luo Ke said slowly.

"What?!" Ye Xi was inexplicably surprised, at first he thought he had heard it wrong, so he pulled out his ears vigorously, then he gritted his teeth and became furious, "Why?!"

"Since you are short of manpower, it's not convenient to find foreign aid." Luo Keshi snorted.

The light and fluttering ending sound is lingering like caramel syrup.

"I don't want to play." Ye Xi rolled his eyes at him, "I'll be your Filipino maid only if I'm crazy."

"That's it, there's no other way," Luo Ke shrugged and said to Xia Yu, "I don't mind making up the numbers for you, but as you can see, I'm not the one who decides."

"You don't play--" Xia Yu looked at Ye Xi with a smile, his eyes were cold and cold, "You can borrow my class notes and review materials, and it doesn't matter if you don't return them temporarily. I have always been very generous and generous. Brotherly."

threaten!This is the most naked threat!

Ye Xi choked immediately, his complexion changed like a palette, and it took him a long time to utter two hard words between his teeth: "I'm playing."

Xia Yu smiled with satisfaction, "Luo Ke's clothes..."

"I'll wash it!" Ye Xi gritted his teeth and stretched out his hand, "Give it to me!"

Five yellowed and pungent t-shirts and shirts, six pairs of slacks that were crumpled like rags, and seven or eight pairs of socks of no discernible color were all thrown away.

It is said that Luo Ke is the only son of three generations of the family. He has been pampered so badly that he has no sense of self-care. He often wears a bunch of clothes and socks in rotation. I lost my girlfriend, and it may not have expired yet.

Angrily picking up the pile of dirty clothes and socks, Ye Xi muttered in a low voice as he walked to the bathroom, how dare he treat this young master as a Filipino maid!I curse your family's ancestors all the way to the generation of apes...

"Thank you for your hard work!" Luo Ke's voice floated from behind, his tone was cool, but he didn't mean to feel sorry at all.

"Once upon a time there was a legend, there was you and me in the legend, we lived on the Sunshine Coast, enjoying every moment from the sunrise.

Let the world turn for hope, some dreams must be undone, and some words must be said.

You should have known my heart for a long time..." Ye Xi hummed an old-fashioned song boringly while rubbing his clothes.

While busy with work, Yu Yun opened the door and came in: "Let me come."

"Need not."

"Looking at your appearance as a typical working people, who would have guessed that your father is..." Yu Yun approached, feeling hesitant to speak.

"So, it's a tragedy to be his son." Ye Xi curled his lips.

Yu Yun rubbed his hair knowingly, and changed the subject thoughtfully: "Ye Xi, you are really good at housework. My mother always said that any girl who marries you will be blessed."

Ye Xi laughed at himself: "I don't even look at how I practiced. I stay at home all day. When I'm bored, I can only help the nanny with housework. It's not bragging. I'm better than the nanny. They will change jobs occasionally. It's there every day."