my roommate is not human

"How could there be babies in the school?" Luo Ke retorted.

When he said this, Ye Xi was also in shock, and followed the voice to look over - the two who kissed just now had left at some point.

Under the sycamore tree is a bush with luxuriant branches and leaves. Due to the angle of the light, you can only see the blurred and dark clumps, swaying in the gradually increasing night wind, and the air echoes with mourning and crying one after another. He suddenly felt ghostly and creepy.

"I heard..." Ye Xi stammered, his voice was dry and rough, "There was a senior sister who hanged herself under that plane tree because she was abandoned by her lover..."

Luo Ke frowned slightly, and turned his face: "Who did you listen to?"

"Boss." Ye Xi replied.

Xia Yu was puzzled: "What does senior sister's suicide have to do with children crying?"

"Senior Sister was pregnant when she committed suicide..."

Now Xia Yu was also silent, and after a while he said, "Anyway, I'm an atheist."

"Then you might as well go down and have a look." Luo Ke smiled sinisterly.

"I don't believe in ghosts," Xia Yu said naturally, "but I'm too lazy to go on."

Ye Xi snorted contemptuously.

At this time, a flash of lightning suddenly flashed across the pitch-black night sky, baring its cold fangs like a monster suddenly, and then, deep in the clouds, there was a muffled roar of thunder.

Ye Xi shivered, and looked at Luo Ke subconsciously. His expression was still lazy, his deep pupils were the same, and there was a frivolous smile on his slightly raised lips. Ye Xi's tense heart suddenly relaxed. , don't be afraid.

Luo Ke always exudes an almost frivolous self-confidence anytime, anywhere, as if there is nothing that will trouble him, and there is nothing that he cannot solve. Although he often thinks that this person is "really hateful", in fact, Ye Xi himself has no I noticed that Luo Ke's calm expression gave him a special effect of peace of mind.

A small black animal suddenly jumped out of the bushes, and disappeared into the night after a few ups and downs.

Ye Xi resentfully said, "It turns out...it's a cat."

Xia Yu said triumphantly, "I just said there is no ghost at all."

"I heard that black cats are evil," Ye Xi said unconvinced, "something bad may happen when you meet them..."

"You're not so superstitious, are you?" Xia Yu sneered, and suddenly became interested, "Why don't we tell ghost stories, this kind of atmosphere is very suitable for telling ghost stories."

Suitable to be scared to death, right?Ye Xi was hesitant and just about to refuse, Luo Ke glanced at him lightly, and snorted lazily from his nasal cavity: "I think it's better to forget it, it's bad to scare the children."

Ye Xi suddenly flushed with anger: "You, who do you think is afraid?"

Luo Ke squinted at him with a half-smile.

Ye Xi blurted out: "Just tell me!" As soon as the words left his mouth, he wished he could just bite his tongue off.

Seeing his annoyed expression, Luo Ke was in a good mood.

Not noticing the undercurrents in the air at all, Xia Yu volunteered happily when he heard that they both agreed with his proposal: "I'll come first," he said very slowly, leaning against the railing, "there are three new The ghost reported to King Yama, and King Yama said, whoever of you dies the worst, I will send him to reincarnation first. So, the first ghost said: "I was a cleaner when I was alive. I worked very hard. I was busy from morning till night. .

One day, I was hanging outside a building to wipe the glass when suddenly my foot slipped and I fell down.

Fortunately, in my panic, I grabbed the railing of the balcony on the eighteenth floor.I'm trying to climb up to the balcony.

At this time, someone suddenly kicked my finger hard, and I was kicked down.

Maybe I should die, there is a tent below just to catch me.I was just rejoicing that a large wardrobe suddenly fell from upstairs and smashed me into a meatloaf. '

The second ghost said: 'I was a manager before I was alive, and I married a young and beautiful wife.

It can be said that I have a successful career and a happy marriage. The only fly in the ointment is that my heart is not very good.

Once I came back early from a business trip and found that my wife’s hair was disheveled, her clothes were disheveled, and she was flustered when she saw me. I concluded that there was an adulterer in the family.

So I searched all over the house. There was no bedroom, no kitchen, no toilet. When I got to the balcony, I saw two hands hanging from the balcony railing, trying to climb up. I thought, he must be an adulterer!

So, I kicked him down, thinking he was dead, but when I looked down, he was not dead and was caught by the tent.I threw the closet down, and finally smashed him to death. Seeing him being smashed flat, I was so happy for a moment, I couldn't stop laughing, but I had a heart attack from laughing, and I died laughing. '

The third ghost said: "I am a salesman. One day I came to sell things. The hostess of that house was very beautiful. She seduced me. I couldn't hold it back for a while. When I was doing business with her, her husband came back suddenly."

I had no choice but to hide in the closet. I don't know how her husband knew that I was hiding in the closet and threw the closet down from the eighteenth floor. I just fell to my death. '"

Hearing him imitate the voices of different people with strange accents, Ye Xi couldn't help laughing while clutching his stomach.

"Hey!" Xia Yu said dissatisfied, "Can you save me some face? What I'm telling is a ghost story, not a joke."

"But it's not scary at all." Ye Xi said innocently, Xia Yu was completely speechless by his anger.

Luo Ke stared at the dark night sky with a calm expression. He didn't know if he didn't listen, or he didn't find it interesting at all.

Ye Xi cleared his throat and said confidently, "Let me tell the story."

Xia Yu said coldly: "Okay, tell me."

"It's a dark and windy night, on the longest and most terrifying secluded road, a taxi passed by, and a woman was waving to get in the car..." Ye Xi lowered his voice, his tone It became extremely serious and mysterious, and Xia Yu couldn't help but listen attentively.

"It was quite quiet all the way, until the woman said: 'Here is the apple, it is delicious.'

The driver happened to be a little hungry, so he took a bite.

The woman asked: "Is it delicious?" 'The driver said:'It's delicious. '

The woman replied again: "I also liked apples very much when I was alive." '

When the driver heard this, he was so frightened that he braked suddenly, his face pale. "

Ye Xi said as he slowly glanced at Xia Yu's face, and asked slowly, "Do you know what she said to the driver?"

Xia Yu touched his scalp unconsciously, shook his head blankly, Ye Xi smiled and his eyes curved into two crescents, and said crisply, "She said: 'I don't like to eat after giving birth.'"

Xia Yu "cut" and said with contempt: "Your one is more boring than mine."

"But I scared you." Ye Xi triumphantly turned to look at Luo Ke, "It's your turn to talk."

Luo Ke put his arms on the fence, dragging a slow tone: "I don't know how to tell ghost stories..."

Just as Ye Xi was about to make a mockery, he spoke softly again, "However, I know many taboos."

"Huh?" Xia Yu suddenly became interested, "What taboo?"

Luo Ke's deep pupils shone brightly in the night, as if shattering the mottled shadows of the nearby lights, and said slowly: "For example, if you see someone who died unexpectedly, don't say things like pity or deserve it. I can't even think about it in my heart, otherwise it will be easy to be entangled by ghosts.

You can't look in the mirror after midnight. If you look in the mirror, you will see some weird things inside. Then you must chant the mantra: "When you come, you come, you go, you go, let's go," and the things will leave. "

As soon as his voice fell, another flash of lightning flashed across the sky, and then, "click" thunder sounded. In this quiet and deep night, it happened to be talking about such a thing, and it was easy to create an unexpected terrifying effect.

Both Ye Xi and Xia Yu couldn't help gasping.

"Well... Also, when you sleep, the toes of your shoes can't face your own bed, otherwise something will climb onto the bed and sleep with you, which is what we often call a ghost bed..." Luo Ke said here, A drop of cold water fell on his face, he looked up at the sky, changed his words, "It's raining, let's go back." Saying that, he walked back.

Xia Yu was excited when he heard it, and took two steps to wrap his arms around his neck, urging: "Keep talking, keep talking."

Seeing that he was on the order, Ye Xi rushed to them in two or three steps.

Luo Ke looked at Ye Xi's terrified back with great interest, and said, "You can't hang your clothes outside at night, if the ghost thinks your clothes look good, it will borrow them to wear them, and by the way, leave some belongings on the clothes. it smells.

When eating, chopsticks must never be inserted in the center of the rice bowl, that is a mode of worship, just like sticking incense on a censer, this will attract something to share the food with you..."

Ye Xi quickened his pace as if fleeing, as if he wanted to leave his voice far behind.

The smile on Luo Ke's lips deepened, and he spoke more vigorously, "If you wake up in the middle of the night and hear the sound of marbles falling upstairs, don't think it's a child playing with marbles in the middle of the night. A call from the dead, what fell on the ground were the eyes of the dead..."

Ye Xi stopped abruptly.

"What's the matter?" Xia Yu walked up to him and asked strangely.

Ye Xi grabbed his arm and said in a rough voice, "Let's go together."

Luo Ke held back his laughter until his intestines almost knotted up. It's so fun to scare a child so easily...

"Meow..." A small meow came suddenly, the smile on Luo Ke's face froze, and he stopped.

Ye Xi and Xia Yu didn't notice, they were still walking forward.

Luo Ke turned his head and followed the sound. On the sycamore tree opposite, a black cat squatted on a slender treetop that swayed slightly and would break if it was slightly bent. It tilted its head and looked at him from a distance. , there was a strange light in the ice blue pupils, and the cat had a mocking smile on its face.

A laughing... black cat?Are you laughing at him?

Luo Ke hummed softly, raised his finger and flicked it far away, and a blue flame suddenly floated over.

The black cat was startled, screamed resentfully, quickly jumped down the treetops, and disappeared from sight in a blink of an eye.

Luo Ke hooked the corners of his lips disdainfully.

When Ye Xi heard the meowing of the cat behind him, he murmured to Xia Yu, "The cat seems to be very excited tonight, isn't it in estrus?"

Xia Yu thought seriously and replied, "I never heard that summer is the cat's estrus period."