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It stands to reason that if others come up and say to Hei Mingchao, "Put your position right, Mr. adulterer", Hei Mingchao will definitely let him know what Brain Ax Wang Baquan is.

However, the four walls of the secret room here are full of incantations carved by black sandalwood, and all the wall decorations are magical artifacts infused with its witch power, arranged in the shape of a magic circle according to the design of black sandalwood.Heitan practiced here on weekdays, and the utensils are also living creatures. In this space, Heitan's witch power will be multiplied by a hundred times. Even if he has not recovered to full power, he will be invincible.

Relying on such "home field advantage", Heitan secretly used his witch power to cast psychological spells on the simple-minded Hei Mingchao.

Hei Mingchao was surrounded by strong mana, his mind was affected, and he gradually listened to Heitan's nonsense.Now, his mind is full of damn things: the adulterer is myself? ! ? ! ? !

What kind of shit is this?

"Since you are an adulterer, you must act like an adulterer." Heitan earnestly and seductively said, "Don't jump too high, it will make you appear ignorant."

"Not sensible?" Hei Mingcha was a little confused.

Heitan explained: "To be an adulterer, the most important thing is to be knowledgeable. If you push too hard, it will only annoy Mr. Wolf, and he will turn around and return to the arms of the gentle and magnanimous original wife of the main palace, and break up with you."

Hei Mingyu was shocked when he heard the words: "How is this possible?"

Heitan nodded and said, "So do you know how to do it?"

Hei Mingzhu replied in a trance: "I want to put myself in the right place."

"Very good." Heitan said comfortingly, "Young children can be taught."

Chi Xing didn't know what happened in the secret room, and was quite anxious in her heart. She was restless and didn't know how long she had to wait before seeing the door of the secret room opened, and Heitan and Hei Mingchao came out one after the other.

Chi Xing rushed up to meet him, looking at Hei Mingchao's face anxiously.But seeing that Hei Mingchao was very calm, he no longer had the look of resentment before entering the secret room.Chi Xing was so surprised, he didn't expect that Heitan really stabilized Hei Mingchao.

"Don't worry," Heitan said with a smile, "I've already negotiated with him, and he's very sensible."

"Sense?" Chi Xing was puzzled, looking at Hei Mingyu and asked, "What reason do you understand?"

Hei Mingyu said: "I know, I want to be sensible! Don't worry!"

Chi Xing was stunned and didn't know what to say.

Heitan said again: "You are all tired, let's take a rest first."

Chi Xing frowned and asked, "Aren't you going to let us go back?"

"Where do you go back?" Heitan laughed, "I thought you were smart in vain. Now you are the 'culprit' who stole holy objects and destroyed the tower. What will happen when you go back?"

Chi Xing choked and said, "We are innocent!"

Heitan asked: "Who will believe it?"

Chi Xing smiled: "If I look at Bai Tan, I may not believe me."

Heitan smiled: "Can he trust you? Is he a fool?"

Chi Xing was silent for a second, and said, "It's hard to say."

Seeing that Heitan and Chi Xing were chatting enthusiastically, Hei Mingyu was naturally unwilling to be left behind, so he interrupted and said, "I see that he is really not very smart."

Heitan: Even Hei Mingyu thinks he is not smart, so he might really be a fool.

Chi Xing straightened her back, and replied: "Anyway, we did not steal it. If we didn't steal it, we didn't steal it. Bai Tan is a fair person, so of course he will trust us."

Heitan said: "White Wizard actually cultivated such a fool, he really deserves to be the White Wizard."

"Besides, this matter involves Mingyu," Chi Xing paused, "What is Mingyu's status now? The military department will not sit idly by. Don't say we didn't do it, even if we really did it , I am also confident that the military department will come forward to protect it."

These words convinced Heitan, Heitan said: "You are also thoughtful."

"Naturally." Chi Xing thought: Since she agreed to help Heitan with this matter, she must have thought of a way out.How could it be possible to steal the tower without any preparation?People who rob banks know how to put on stockings!

Hei Mingchao asked: "Who is Mingchao?"

Chi Xing choked for a moment before remembering that Hei Mingzhu would never remember his name because of the spell.

Therefore, Hei Mingchao asked again: "Who is Mingchao?"

Heitan was annoyed, so he simply answered him: "It's Chi Xing's fiance."

Hei Mingzhe's face turned dark immediately: "What kind of name is this, Ming Yu? It's really a shame!"

Chi Xing was also a little dazed: "No, baby..." I don't allow you to say that about yourself.

Hei Mingzhu remembered that he was the adulterer, so he restrained himself a little, looked at Chi Xing's embarrassed face, then lowered his head and acted like a baby: "Meow ~" and rubbed his head against Chi Xing.

Chi Xingnao didn't understand why Hei Mingchao was still blowing his hair one second and rubbing against it the next second, but he was still quite useful, so he purred Hei Mingchao's cat head.

Seeing Chi Xing getting close to him, Hei Mingchu thought to himself: So what Heitan said is true, Mr. Lang just likes a sensible and well-behaved adulterer.

Heitan said again: "Since you have already decided to retreat, you should go back first. I will not keep you."

Chi Xing said, "What about the bones of the ancestor Jiang Yuan?"

Speaking of this, Heitan's heart sank, and he said: "The ivory tower has collapsed and has no protective effect. I will go and see it myself. I don't need to bother you."

Chi Xing frowned and said, "How can you be sure that the bones of Patriarch Jiang Yuan are in the ivory tower?"

Heitan only said: "Of course I got it through divination."

Heitan is very confident in his divination ability, not to mention, this is a divination calculation that he used his own blood, and the accuracy rate is 100%.

There is only one problem, the result of divination is always not too clear, it will only give a vague direction.Heitan carefully studied and interpreted, and the narrowest scope is that the bones are in the ivory tower, but there is no way to know where they are and how long they have been there.Heitan took it for granted that the bones of the evil beasts of the Heavenly Fiend were so precious, they must have been used to guard the pagoda, but he didn't expect that they were not.

Heitan pondered for a while, and then said: "What I was divining was what happened at that time. Perhaps, when I was divining, the demon bone was indeed in the tower. But now the time has passed, and the demon bone has been taken out... But, taking the town The big thing about the tower, the process is complicated and cumbersome, and the slightest failure will lead to the destruction of the tower. Generally, it is not necessary, and no one will do it."

Chi Xing could hear the heaviness in Heitan's tone, and she also lowered her brows: "I believe that the bones of Patriarch Jiang Yuan will still be found... It's just that the time has not come yet."

Hei Mingcha was very bored by the side, squatting on the ground, he was so bored that he scratched his head with his feet, and then scratched his feet with his head.

Chi Xing stroked Hei Mingchao's head reassuringly, and Hei Mingchao quickly rubbed his head against him, looking very cute.Chi Xing also had true love for him, and she didn't dislike this head who just scratched her foot at all.

Hei Mingchao said: "Pretty baby, when shall we go home?"

"Go back now." Chi Xing patted the cat's head and replied.

Heitan didn't keep them anymore, and sent them away directly with the teleportation array.

Both Chi Xing and Hei Mingcha returned to the mountain forest home.

In Hei Mingyu's memory, it was the first time he came to this new home, so naturally everything he saw was fresh.There was no one else in the mountain, so Chi Xing let Hei Mingchao run around.

When Hei Mingzhu came to a new mountain, the first thing he did was of course to mark the territory and mark the smell.

What makes Hei Mingzhu feel strange is that his smell is everywhere here, and there is no need for him to mark it again.After Hei Mingchao finished patrolling the mountain, he went back to the house and told Chi Xing about his doubts.

Chi Xing replied: "You came here, but you don't remember."

Hei Mingzhu accepted the reason of his "habitual amnesia" well, so he didn't ask any more questions.

Looking at the home full of traces of use, he still felt very warm in his heart.

Hei Mingchao was curious and lively, looking around, but he was full of energy.As for Chi Xing, he couldn't do it anymore. The incident of stealing the tower made him very tired, so he went back to the bedroom to rest and sleep.

Hei Mingzhu wandered around the house alone, and ran to the guest room where Bai Tan stayed before.He wrinkled his nose, and could still smell the residual scent of white sandalwood.The smell of outsiders remained on his territory, which made him quite displeased, so he emitted the smell again, covering the smell of white sandalwood.

During this process, he saw something on the table that Bai Tan hadn't had time to take away—the CP booklet dedicated to Xiu En Ai that Bai Mingzhu gave Bai Tan.

Hei Mingju opened the booklet curiously, and the booklet was full of reports about the love between Bai Mingju and Chi Xingxiu.Although there are also photos, Hei Mingzhu, who is trapped by the spell, subconsciously ignores the face that is exactly the same as himself in the photo.

Hei Mingchao looked more and more angry, and finally tore up the thick booklet angrily, and ran to the master bedroom angrily.

When he pushed the door open and entered, Heitan's voice sounded from the bottom of his heart: Put your position right, adulterer...

His fire was extinguished suddenly, and his gaze fell on the face of Chi Xing who was sleeping soundly on the bed.

Chi Xing slept soundly, with her ears and tail exposed, her body curled up and sleeping on her side, as soft and cute as a baby.

Hei Mingchao felt sore and astringent in his heart, but he thought to himself: The beautiful baby just fell asleep, so it's better not to disturb him.

The humble adulterer turned his head silently, left the bedroom, and opened the door of the study next door.

The study room is dedicated to Bai Mingchao, where books and computers are placed, and there is also a hanging rack on which two pieces of Bai Mingchao's military uniforms are hung.

Hei Mingyu saw that the clothes were quite unfamiliar—it was neither the clothes he would wear, nor the size of Chi Xing's clothes...it seemed like he had seen them somewhere...

A flash of light flashed in Hei Mingzhu's mind: Isn't this the clothes that "Qieer" wore on the news?

The anger he had suppressed just now became angry again, and he quickly stepped forward and tore off the military uniform.The military uniform has been washed, so there is no smell, but there is a familiar evil spirit in the saber in the dark pocket of the military uniform - exactly the same evil spirit as the bite mark on the back of Chi Xing's neck.

Hei Mingchao was furious: This is the adulterer's clothes! ! !My wife hangs the adulterer's clothes in our house! ! !Mad cat! ! !

However, half a second later, Hei Mingyu turned his head again: No, I am the adulterer.

Hei Mingyu fumbled here and there, and then walked around the house, checking all kinds of traces of life, and came to a conclusion: Damn, this is the home of that "owed son"!

So, it's not the wife who hangs the adulterer's clothes in our house!

Instead, the beautiful babe brought the adulterer to the house where she lived with her original partner!

Therefore, the cat that should be mad at me should not be me, but the original match!

Thinking about it this way, Hei Mingyu felt inexplicably happy.

Maybe, life is like this, if you look at the world from another angle, you will see a different scenery!

Hei Mingchao opened it and saw the canned snacks that "Qieer" ate every day. He grabbed the food and smashed it to eat, thinking: Not only does this ower have the same taste as me in choosing female beasts, but he even eats the same food as me. One bite.

While eating the original snacks, Hei Mingchao turned on the TV, watched the actress on TV delicately holding the bowl, and said softly, "Da Lang, it's time to take medicine..."

Hei Mingyu watched it and praised: What a show!Good show!Worthy of being a classic!

After watching this, Hei Mingchao changed the channel again.Seeing an actor on TV asking, "Why are you wearing Pinru's clothes?"

Hei Mingchao is also very useful: not bad, not bad, worthy of being the ratings champion!

And Chi Xing was still sleeping upstairs.

In the evening, Chi Xing felt that he was being suppressed by the big guy, and he could hardly breathe.He opened his eyes in a daze, and saw Bai Mingzhan in front of him, and Chi Xing was so frightened that he was about to wake up: "Why do you..."

"Why am I wearing bad clothes?" Hei Mingcha smiled charmingly.

Chi Xing took a closer look and found that it was not Bai Mingchao in front of him, but Hei Mingchao in military uniform, but he looked exactly the same without speaking, which made Chi Xing think that Bai Mingchao had suddenly returned.

Hei Mingju seemed very interested, and started working as an adulterer while wearing Bai Mingju's clothes.

Chi Xing was dumbfounded, but also happy.

I have to say that Hei Mingcha, who has always been wild and unruly, is doing wild and unruly things in a rigid uniform, which is quite... interesting.

However, what is more worthy of complaint is that Hei Mingyu keeps asking: "Who looks better in this dress, me or him?"

"Who makes you more comfortable, me or him?"

"Whose [can't describe] do I compare [can't describe] with him?"

Chi Xing: ... Please forgive me.