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There is a saying in the world called "curiosity killed the cat". Cats are extremely curious creatures. When curiosity comes up, they can jump off cliffs, and they can't control them.

Zi Che, a self-proclaimed "smart cat", will inevitably suffer from this.

Why did he prepare an aphrodisiac?Is it because he is vicious?No, it's not.Is it because he's insane?Ah...it's also possible.But he would never admit it.

He did this just out of curiosity, curious about what attitude that seemingly gentle and indifferent Mingyu had towards this "blind date"?Of course, he also did this out of "fun"-this is also rooted in the cruel instinct of the cat family.

Most predators hunt for survival and starve to death if they don't hunt.But cats are not. Cats hunt when they are hungry, and kill when they are full.It is also common to torture prey for pleasure, such cruelty does not need anyone to teach them.They themselves have an innate ability to take pleasure in playing other people.

Zi Che planned this incident out of such instinct.

Because he has been educated in ethics and is bound by social laws and regulations, he will not do it himself, but he sees that Ming Baozhu is not a good mind, easy to manipulate, and has strong jealousy, so he uses the hands of Ming Baozhu to achieve this farce—— Before his own cat was involved, he thought it was just a "farce", which was quite amusing.However, when he became one of the cats involved, he discovered that this was not a "farce" but a "tragedy"!

Why do you say that?

Very simple.

The car overturned.

When Chi Xing turned to leave and Mingde drank the potion, Zi Che had a premonition that he might overturn.

But at that time, he was still lucky: "It's okay, I will bring the antidote."

He was even a little complacent: "I'm really smart, and I still remember to bring the antidote to be prepared."

Therefore, when he took out the antidote, he felt relaxed.He would not directly give the antidote to Mingde to drink, because giving the other party to drink medicine is not normal in the first place.

He turned around to make tea and added the antidote to the tea soup.

"As long as he drinks the antidote in time, there will be no problem..." Zi Che thought silently.

"Hello!" Ming De suddenly patted Zi Che from behind.

Zi Che was secretly drugging himself and was very guilty. He was slapped on the shoulder unexpectedly and knocked over the glass in fright.

Looking at the tea juice spilled all over the table, Zi Che's face turned green.

Sensing Ziche's abnormality, Mingde asked, "What's wrong?"

Zi Che Nana: "It's knocked over..."

"Oh, yes." Mingde said nonchalantly, "Isn't it just a cup of tea? What does it matter if it's overturned?"

Zi Che choked: Of course it doesn't matter if a cup of tea was knocked over, the main reason is that the antidote was also knocked over!

Zi Che thought about it for a long time, and then thought to himself: Since the antidote is gone, there is no way to use "chemical methods" to alleviate the effect of the medicine, only "physical methods".

Although Ziche thinks that the most effective "physical means to alleviate the estrus situation" is "cutting to cure forever".But this is also cruel and inhumane.Ziche and Mingde are still buddies!

Besides, what is in Mingde is not a "one-shot" type of attacking potion, but a "winding path leading to secluded" type of receiving potion.Cutting it may not necessarily cure...

Zi Che planned to give him a conservative treatment first: "Go take a cold bath?"

Mingde said: "Are you sick? Take a cold bath in the mountains at minus seven degrees?"

Ziche choked, and said for a while, "Then are you hot?"

Mingde wanted to say, "Are you sick? Are you hot at minus seven degrees in the mountains?" But for some reason, Mingde felt that his body was really warming up slowly."It's a little bit," he said.

So Ziche took Mingde to take a cold bath.Ziche was still beside him adding ice to him.

Mingde looked at the snowy scenery outside, then looked down at the bathtub with ice cubes floating in it, then at the car, and said, "Brother, did I offend you at some point?"

Zi Che smiled bitterly and said, "No. You are my good brother, how could I harm you?"

Mingde thought for a while, and he also felt that this was the reason.

He and Zi Che were young, and when they grew up, they entered the army together, fought together, and carried guns together, and their relationship couldn't be more iron.

Thinking wildly, Mingde's mind became more and more hot, and he became more and more confused. A strong heat surged up in his body, and even cold water with ice could not cool him down.

"Wow!" Mingde's ears popped out, and a wet tail jumped out of the ice-filled bathtub.

"Mingde!" Zi Che was shocked, "Wake up!"

Mingde really couldn't wake up, the effect of the medicine was too strong, this "pure 0 reagent" was really awesome, it turned Mingde, a big man, into a 0.

The strong pheromone smell on his body rushed towards Zi Che, and Zi Che was a little scared when he smelled the smell.

"No, it seems that ice water is useless!" Zi Che shook his head, "We can only knock him unconscious!"

Ziche clenched his fists, looked at Mingde who had turned into a coquettish kitten wagging his tail and whining, and said, "Brother! I'm so sorry!"

After finishing speaking, Zi Che punched like the wind, hitting Ming De directly on the forehead!

"Brother! I'm really sorry!" Mingde's figure was like the wind, and he only pressed on the body of the car!

Mingde stopped Ziche instead, and sat on it: "Brother, although I don't know what happened, but it is really necessary. We are all close friends. You will not help in this kind of thing." Me?"

"?????" Ziche turned pale with shock, but found that he was really unable to beat Mingde, and was suppressed by Mingde!

Ziche really didn't want to have sex with Mingde, his mind was dazed, and he refused while struggling: "No! We are half-brothers!!!"

Mingde has been tossed by the effects of the medicine to the point that he urgently needs to be cleared up, his mind is full of thoughts, as if he is going to explode in the next moment if he is not caught.

Therefore, he didn't have much patience: "I'm so uncomfortable now! Are you dying?"

Ziche looked at Mingde's red eyes and was stunned for a moment.Mingde's eyes were red, his cheeks were clenched tightly, and the muscles in his arms were trembling slightly, obviously enduring it very hard.

Zi Che also felt a little soft-hearted for a while: "Oh! That's fine too! One person, two brothers! There's no reason not to help you!"

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White wizards are all humans who cannot smell pheromones.When they broke into the hunting house, they also knew what happened in the house.

Although they couldn't smell the pheromone, they could still smell some kind of bodily fluid.

The smell can be so strong, how much is it? ?

The white wizards all showed surprise.

The hunting house is owned by the tiger family, so it is specially soundproofed to prevent the tigers from harassing the neighbors.

Just now the wizards hadn't heard any movement outside the house, but when they came in, they heard the interlaced howling of tigers.The roar of a single tiger can shake the mountains and forests, not to mention there are three tigers here, howling in such a small house, it really makes the wizard's eardrums almost pierced!

"Is this place selling silver?" A wizard muttered, "Or gathering people for prostitution?"

"Can the promiscuity of wild beasts be called promiscuity?" Another wizard obviously disagreed. While they despise monsters, they also set a very loose moral standard for monsters, probably because they feel that monsters are not worthy to be compared with humans. .

"Stop talking about these digressions." The high priest leaned on his staff, "Have you forgotten why we came here?"

The young wizards bowed their heads in shame. They actually forgot the task of arresting the wanted criminals and preventing the evil beasts from becoming black, and only knew to discuss gossip about the big cat group O!

The high priest also knew that animals should not be disturbed to mate at will, especially ferocious beasts like big tigers.Before the situation was clear, he didn't want to conflict with Mingyu either.

Not to mention, this is the Tiger God Mountain, the territory of their Tiger Clan, and it's a festival, and there are more than a hundred tiger demons in the whole mountain. No matter how powerful their wizards are, they can't afford to offend them!

He gave up the idea of ​​asking the tigers, but turned the staff in his hand, using witch power to sense the room, and searched for the presence of dark witch power in the room.

Black and white witchcraft are incompatible, and it is easy to perceive each other.

Just as white wizards are easily aware of the power of darkness, dark wizards are equally sensitive to the power of pure white.

When the high priest released his consciousness, Chi Xing sensed it almost immediately.

His expression became sober, knowing that now is not the time to indulge in sensuality, he immediately pushed Hei Mingyu away: "White wizard is here?"

He was quite nervous. He didn't expect the white wizard to come to the door so soon. What if they found Hei Mingchao?

The hunting house was actually not that big, and the high priest's witch power filled the whole room in an instant. It stands to reason that he could also sense the existence of Hei Mingchao within a second.

However, something strange happened.

The moment the high priest's pure white power touched Heimingcha, Heimingcha fell on the bed, and the dark tail faded quickly as if it had been rinsed, and turned back to the silvery white tail.

Chi Xing was surprised when he saw Mingchao fall, and bent down worriedly to check, but Mingchao's eyes were slightly closed, as if he had passed out, and his breath was peaceful, as if he had fallen asleep.It's just that the dark power on his body completely disappeared, as if he had never been polluted.

Chi Xing was horrified, remembering that it was the same before. After the black sandalwood dyed Ming's tail black, Ming's tail quickly returned to white, as if it had not been polluted.

At that time, what else did Heitan say?

Chi Xing frowned.

The high priest released his consciousness, and seemed to sense the existence of the power of darkness in seconds, but it only disappeared in a flash, as if it was an illusion.The high priest frowned and searched carefully, but he couldn't find any trace of the power of darkness, so he was sure that the perception at that moment was an illusion.

This made him feel relieved: it seems that the Dark Witch has not made a move... Or, he has not succeeded.

No matter which possibility it is, it makes the high priest feel a lot easier.

He recovered his consciousness, opened his eyes, and showed an amiable smile: "Let's not disturb these tigers for now. Go out and wait."

"Yes." The young wizards replied humbly.

The wizard and his party left the hunting house, only to find that the eldest lady who had just gone mad had disappeared.They were wondering about the whereabouts of this lady from the tiger tribe, and soon they saw Ming Baozhu and Mrs. Piebald.

It turned out that Ming Baozhu came back to her senses after breaking down and screaming, thinking that she still had to solve the current difficulties.

What method does the eldest lady use to solve the problem?

Just looking for mom.

She used her demon power to run back, her footsteps were quite fast.After finding Mrs. Piebald, she cried and half-covered the matter.Although Ming Baozhu didn't tell the whole story, she just said, "I got the aphrodisiac from a friend, and I took it for fun, but I made a mistake and let my brother take it."But after listening to Ming Baozhu's narration, Mrs. Piebal already understood a little bit, so she was naturally angry and annoyed: "You brought an aphrodisiac to worship the mountain? Are you planning to offer aphrodisiacs to your ancestors?"

"..." Ming Baozhu shut up.

Mrs. Piebald scolded: "Aren't you a pig's brain?"

Ming Baozhu was not convinced: "Where am I a pig's brain? I am a tiger's head, okay?"

"..." Mrs. Piebald was speechless.

Mrs. Piebald can't let this matter go on, this is the day for the Tiger Clan to worship their ancestors!How can there be such ancestor worship!

Besides, she was dissatisfied with Chi Xing being her "daughter-in-law", so she was naturally not happy for such a thing to happen!

As for the car...

Damn it, Mrs. Piebal doesn't want Zi Che to be her daughter-in-law either!

Chi Xing is a coquettish fox dog, and Zi Che is the one Mrs. Piebal saw growing up.

Mrs. Hua Ban thinks that Zi Che is not a good person, and it is okay to fight with Mingde and be a buddy. Get married? NOOOOOOO! ! !I can't accept it! ! !

Both of her sons look tall, rich and handsome, why can't they just find Bai Fumei in an ordinary way?

If you have to find cats and dogs with bad intentions, you will be so mad!

Mrs. Piebald and Ming Baozhu rushed to the hunting house and saw the wizard and his party.Mrs. Piebald is a "family member", and she also obeys the order of the wizard association to give Bai Mingchao medicine on a regular basis. When she sees the high priest, she is naturally respectful. I'm going to send inhibitors."

"Go ahead," said the high priest, "we'll talk about it after you've finished taking care of the housework."

When Mrs. Piebald entered the house, she put the depressant into the indoor air circulation system to calm down the male tigers.

Sure enough, the roar of the tiger subsided quickly, and under the action of the exhaust system, the smell of pheromone became thinner and thinner.Ming Baozhu was most concerned about Mingzhu and Chi Xing, so she hurriedly dragged Mrs. Hua Ban to Mingzhu's room to "catch the rape".

While running, Ming Baozhu said: "They are now 'cooked rice'! Is it more difficult to separate them?"

"Of course not." Mrs. Piebald smiled, "Just throw the pot of medicine on Chi Xing. If you bite to death, and you didn't take medicine yourself, I will ask the servant to prove that it was Chi Xing who put the medicine. In that case Well, Chi Xing is a shameless and calculating stinky, we went to the patriarch to order to drive Chi Xing away. They won't succeed."

Hearing what Mrs. Piebald said, Ming Baozhu immediately thought: "Wow, mom is so smart."

When the high priest came, Chi Xing had already removed the barrier from the bedroom, so as not to arouse the high priest's suspicion.

Therefore, this time when Mrs. Piebald and Ming Baozhu came to knock on the door, they knocked the door open.

Seeing that the door suddenly became so easy to open, Ming Baozhu was also stunned for a moment, and there was nothing to say about the finished manuscript.

However, the most bewildered and stupefied person in this room is by no means Ming Baozhu, but Bai Mingchan who just woke up.

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