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Gu An left, and the room became quiet again.

As soon as the guests left, the floor of Zhou Xi's house felt gray, with traces of frequent activities everywhere.

Lu Xiangyang glanced at the time, it was neither early nor late, he was born with restlessness, and he always felt that he should find something to do.

"Let me sweep the floor." He stood up and stretched his arms.This time Lu Xiangyang learned his lesson, and looked around the room vigilantly.

He looked at Zhou Xi and asked seriously, "You don't have an electric broom here, do you?"

Zhou Xi frowned to digest his unfamiliar term: "...No."

Lu Xiangyang calmed down a little, and looked around again with confidence: "Where are the broom and dustpan?"

Zhou Xi glanced at him, and said quietly again: "Not at all."

"..." Lu Xiangyang also looked at him, speechless for a while, "Then you usually clean the house?"

Lu Xiangyang still remembers the first time he came to Zhou Xi's house, the shiny floor was not like someone who usually doesn't pay attention to hygiene.

He tentatively added another sentence: "Have you hired a sweeping lady?"

Zhou Xi reached out to help his glasses, and said seriously, "Almost."

almost?

Lu Xiangyang didn't guess the point, so he took courage and directly crossed the gender: "Uncle Sweeper?"

"No." Zhou Xi looked at him upright, "Sweeping robot."

Lu Xiangyang: "..."

Not bold enough, that's crossing a species.

"Where is it?" Lu Xiangyang looked around cautiously, "What time does the robot clock?"

Zhou Xi: "..."

The sweeping robot may not have thought that because of a curious baby, it would be forced to come out to work early today.

Lu Xiangyang has been doing it himself since he was a child, and he can do all kinds of work on weekdays. He has adhered to the excellent concept of "doing what he can do without spending money", but it is also inevitable that he will be curious at this time.

In Boss Zhou's house, he is the man who is at the forefront of the times.

Zhou Xi tapped on his mobile phone, and a small machine in the corner beeped sensitively. It broke free from the charging pile, spun round and flat, and popped out from behind the sofa unhurriedly.

Lu Xiangyang looked at the two small tentacles stretched out in front of it, and lying on the sofa, he exclaimed: "...wow."

I have to sigh that the technology is becoming more and more advanced now.When Dibao leisurely rubbed over the tiles, the dust on the ground disappeared without a trace, and was collected by the vacuum system into the dust box behind the filter element.

"That's why it vacuumed the dust first." Lu Xiangyang confirmed with Zhou Xi curiously, "Then I'll fetch a bucket of water to mop the floor?"

"No need." Zhou Xi changed into a comfortable position and sat on the sofa to play with his mobile phone. "I bought a suction, sweeper and mop, with a rag and water tank."

"...I don't need to move?"

"Ah."

To sum up, Lu Xiangyang figured it out.

Rich people spend money that can be lazy.

Look at Boss Zhou Xi, a man dedicated to freeing his hands with money.

Lu Xiangyang was a little unconvinced, and he still wanted to struggle on the topic of "intelligence can never be better than artificial intelligence".

So he stretched out one leg, trying to stop Dibao's progress, but Dibao seemed to have the ability to predict, it made two short warning sounds at Lu Xiangyang, turned its head in boredom, and left decisively.

Dibao: "Didi."

Lu Xiangyang: "What does it mean?"

Zhou Xi quickly raised his eyes and took a look: "Oh, I detected an obstacle ahead."

With a sullen face, Lu Xiangyang retracted his leg that was marked as an obstacle.

It's the other way around.

He grabbed a handful of melon seeds from the table, stretched out his hand and pulled Zhou Xi up from the sofa: "I'm going to see how capable you are as a part-time worker today!"

Zhou Xi: "..."

Dibao: "..."

The living room had been cleaned, Lu Xiangyang dragged Dibao back, and sat down face to face with Zhou Xi.

"You spread your legs." Lu Xiangyang said, "Let's surround it."

Zhou Xi quickly understood what he was going to do - the two of them sat face to face with their legs spread apart, surrounding the sweeping robot inside.

"Here." Lu Xiangyang picked out half of the melon seeds for Zhou Xi, and he started to crackle them, "A robot is also a human being, and my boss Lu will teach him how to be a human being today."

Lu Xiangyang's melon seeds were knocked very fast, he stretched out his hand, and naturally threw the melon seed shells to the ground.

Zhou Xi couldn't hide the shock in his heart: "...you did this by a human?"

Dibao was in a panic, running back and forth between the two of their long legs.After cleaning the melon seed skins on this side and the melon seed skins on that side, and the east side and the west side, I was too busy to go out.

"It actually said I was an obstacle?" Lu Xiangyang said to the sweeping robot with a fierce face, "I don't have long eyes, I have a beautiful face."

"..."

For the first time, Zhou Xi developed strong sympathy for the small employees at home.

"Hey." Lu Xiangyang bit off the tip of a melon seed, "I just received a notice that the food safety investigation results in the store came out, and they are qualified."

He knocked so fast that he almost finished eating the handful he was holding.Zhou Xi wanted to get up and get him some new ones, but the treasures between their legs were twirling around, looking a lot like reform-through-labour prisoners waiting for an opportunity to escape.After thinking about it, he decided to pass his handful of melon seeds to Lu Xiangyang.

"Good thing." Zhou Xi leaned forward slightly, extending his arms towards him as much as possible, "Then Boss Lu can resume business earlier."

Probably because he didn't eat a few mouthfuls of food and took western medicine, Lu Xiangyang only felt that his stomach was very empty at the moment.He instinctively stretched out his hand to pick it up, but he was afraid that the melon seeds would fall to the ground and be a treasure, so he couldn't help but lean forward again.

If the legs are too long, the difficulty of the game will increase accordingly.

But in fact, Zhou Xi had the same thought in his mind.He tried his best to reach forward to get close to Lu Xiangyang, who knew that Lu Xiangyang used too much force in a sudden stab, his center of gravity could not be stabilized, and his body fell sideways.

"Hey?!"

Boss Lu secretly yelled that it was not good, it would be too ugly to just fall on all fours, and he was still in front of the sweeping robot.Gritting his teeth, he subconsciously reached out to reach the nearest support point.

At this moment, Zhou Xi's hand was tightly grasped.

In desperation, Zhou Xi also grabbed him firmly.

The crunchy and light fried melon seeds were scattered on the ground, and Dibao leaned forward to clean them up.The coolness on the floor penetrated through the flesh, but the hot turbulence was held in the palm of his hand.

The two sat in the middle of the empty living room, with their fingertips clasped tightly, palms touching, their pulse beating again and again, clearly beating the surging blood.

Zhou Xi looked at his stunned and speechless face, raised his hand without saying a word, and pulled Lu Xiangyang back from the edge of the sky.

Lu Xiangyang was so shocked that he didn't have time to speak.At this time, Dibao, who had been struggling silently and hard, suddenly lit up a conspicuous red light, and while it was flickering in circles, it issued a warning beep, calling loudly with a mechanical monotonous tone:

"I'm overflowing—I'm overflowing—"

For the first time in history, Lu Xiangyang had a great fear of artificial intelligence.He was dumbfounded, and quickly let go of Zhou Xi's hand: "What does it satisfy?"

Zhou Xi glanced at the dust box of the sweeping robot forbearance, and said, "Garbage, a reminder that it is full to overflow."

Lu Xiangyang only felt his eyes go dark.

Fuck, it might as well be on all fours.

But in the final analysis, after the past few days, he still has to sincerely thank the power of technology-if it wasn't for the complete on-board surveillance video in Zhou Xi's car this time, he might have to explain it to the people who eat melons a million times, and he wouldn't It must have this effect.

Thanks to the clarification at the kindergarten site, in the next few days, many more parents came here admiringly, and made an appointment to wait for him to open a shop and order birthday cakes.

Lu Xiangyang thought in his heart, the store will resume business soon, and it is still necessary to put the results of the official test and other materials side by side, and then send a clarification tweet.

"Brother Xi, can you lend me your laptop? I have to make another clarification statement." Lu Xiangyang looked at him and said, "And the USB flash drive for the video in the car."

"Take it." Zhou Xi didn't know when he took a shower and changed into thin casual clothes. He yawned a little, "Beside the sofa, the U disk is open, and there is a car recorder folder."

While editing the backstage, Lu Xiangyang inserted the U disk into it to import the video.

The video clips in the folder were edited by Zhou Xi in advance. He intercepted the surveillance materials as evidence and saved them one by one according to the classification.

He must be a cautious and thoughtful person.While saving the manuscript, Lu Xiangyang secretly turned his head and glanced at him.

Zhou Xi was sitting beside him, flipping through a foreign language magazine carefully.The loose and clean hair was loose, and the warm yellow light from the living room made his side face extremely handsome.

There is still the familiar aroma of sweet orange and lemon in the air, Lu Xiangyang only feels that the picture is peaceful and refreshing, like a song.He couldn't hold back for a moment, and took a deep breath.

But Boss Lu forgot the negative bonus of his cold and stuffy nose, and let out a loud hissing sound from his nose, which startled Zhou Xi as well.

Zhou Xi didn't know what to do, and turned his head to look at him.

With a glance, Zhou Xi clearly saw an additional small video in the folder of the USB flash drive.

Duration of 00:00:05, untitled.

The gray-black cover is a mysterious tone.

A total of 5 seconds.

Lu Xiangyang also noticed it, and moved the cursor over it curiously.

In this short moment, Zhou Xi's heart trembled. He quickly covered the book in his hand on the computer, barely covering the screen, and grabbed the computer and pulled it back.

Lu Xiangyang's thirst for knowledge was on the rise, and he also subconsciously tugged towards him.

The computer froze with difficulty and stopped between the two of them.

"Can't watch." Zhou Xi stared at him righteously, "commercial secrets."

Lu Xiangyang looked at his expression of 300 taels of silver here, and a strong curiosity emerged in his heart. He raised his eyebrows and pulled back: "Business secrets, only 5 seconds?"

At this point, I don't know whose finger was unbiased to activate the confirmation of the touchpad, and the video began to play loudly and automatically.

The picture is still covered by the book, but the voice is both familiar and unfamiliar.

"Am I so good-looking?" The voice from the computer was slightly distorted through the book, but it continued continuously, "Well, I can't help it, it's just handsome."

Zhou Xi let go of his hand resignedly, and closed his eyes.

Lu Xiangyang was stunned for two seconds. He stood up and copied the book. The computer's video player was set to play in a loop by default. This short video was played from beginning to end in front of him.

The protagonist of the picture is himself.

On a warm and sunny afternoon, at the door of Sunflower Studio, Lu Xiangyang came out with a bag of garbage. He leaned forward and lay on the hood, turned his face left and right to the camera, and said narcissistically : "Am I so good-looking?"

After speaking, he continued to shake his loosely tied braid proudly, and answered himself affirmatively, "Well, I can't help it, it's just handsome."

Snapped.Lu Xiangyang closed the laptop first.The sound of the screen stopped abruptly.

There was a deathly silence in the room.

In this embarrassing atmosphere, what Qingqing said in the kindergarten that day was now squeezed into Lu Xiangyang's brain like a storm, word for word, and exploded into a universe.

Qingqing said to him - "There is a thing called the parking monitoring function, which can be activated immediately if there is any movement nearby, are you stupid?"

Lu Xiangyang was stunned, and he slowly turned his head to look at Zhou Xi with the same absent-minded expression.

It's stupid.

Probably also crazy.

The author says:

The Sturgeon Arowana Hot Pot I ate today>w

Warm rice soup bottom!Cooked out slippery fish fillets!It's smooth and bouncy, dipped in some special soy sauce and sip it, oops...it's soaring.

The point is, the master of this piece of fish is so powerful!There are no fish bones!Not a single one!What kind of fairy sword technique is this!Lu Xiangyang, please learn from me! (waving frantically)

Add some porridge and mustard greens to the bottom of the rice soup pot after eating, chug chug.Everyone smokes after eating.Walking on the street in winter, my hands and stomach are warm, so happy——

Everyone should eat well today!

PS: Boss Lu’s surveillance restores the scene to guide the way "Chapter 11 Glasses"

Sister Qingqing's Kindergarten Science Popularization Guide "Chapter 21 Combat"

Today's little wish is still collection!starfish!Comment!Click to follow the author! (extremely loud