Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

New members of the Chapter 18 family

Lu Jun put a leaflet on the table, and just as he was about to speak, the cake fell from his mouth.

Lu Tao stared at the screen intently, while the mouse and keyboard kept crackling.

Lu Jun sat next to him and watched him play. When Lu Tao poked the cake again, he couldn't help it: "Your cake is blocking me!"

"It didn't block your eyes."

"Block my hand!"

"Oh, is this okay?" Lu Jun cleaned up the cake and looked at his brother begging for praise.

Lu Tao patted his head: "Good boy."

Lu Jun: "That's it?"

"What do you want?"

"Give me some fun?"

"no!"

"What?"

"Don't you see I'm busy?"

Nuhai Kuangtao hid behind the team and launched a group attack. He trained an ice mage, a piece of ice. The only shortcoming was standing up and reading the article. Lu Jun was so anxious to see that he sat on his brother's lap and squeezed him: " Let me come! Let me come!"

"Damn! How old are you, is it interesting to pretend to be a child?!"

"Brother, you can't stand like this! Wait for me!"

"Okay, okay! You come, you come!" Lu Tao was so entangled by him that he got up angrily... Um, I can't get up.

"You are so heavy!" Lu Tao pushed him.

Lu Jun was still as steady as Mount Tai, staring at the screen intently, without turning his head, he said, "Didn't you see that I'm busy?"

After changing his younger brother, Fu Hai Kuangtao moved around coquettishly, jumping up and down, before Ju Cilang protected him and fought, but now it's the other way around, and he assists Ju Cilang in attacking.

Lu Tao secretly sweated, the change is so great, I wonder if Ju Cilang has noticed it?

Just as he was thinking, a message popped up in the dialog box.

[Private Chat] Ju Cilang: Shout a few times and listen.

Of course Lu Jun knew what President Ju wanted to hear. He typed quickly, copied and pasted copy and pasted, and in a blink of an eye a row of husbands appeared, but Lu Jun was busy making moves and forgot to switch channels, so the whole "nearby" and the crowd of onlookers We all saw this sweet cry...

When everyone was booing, only one person remained indifferent.

Vice president.

The vice president is looking at his title at the resurrection point.

As the first player to die in the guild battle, he was awarded a special title "Sacrificing one's life for righteousness."

This title is a hidden title, and it comes with a skill called oiling the soles of the feet. As the name suggests, it is an acceleration skill.

What a blessing in disguise!

The vice president immediately turned invisible and accelerated, the feeling of flying was really...so cool!

But he only had a good time for a while, and then he stood still.

A circle of dizziness appeared on his head, and the vice president watched helplessly as the epee Wufeng rushed in front of him, and raised his weapon towards him who was hiding...

The vice president returned to the resurrection point again.

He saw very clearly just now that the epee Wufeng didn't use any skills, but he was stunned for no reason. Did he encounter a bug?

The vice president didn't believe this evil, so he bravely rushed up with oil on his feet. The players near the military flag had been wiped out by the epee Wufeng and Uncle Fat. When the vice president arrived, Invincible Under Heaven had already carried the military flag , running towards their own camp at a snail's pace... Well, move.

"Oh my god! It's too slow!!!" Wu Di was about to die in a hurry, he charged himself, evolved from a snail to a turtle, and returned to a snail after a few seconds.

In the state of carrying the military flag, not only the speed is reduced, but the blood volume is also deducted by 80.00%. Invincible under heaven is not only a snail, but also a snail with a fragile skin.

The only ones guarding him are Fat Uncle and Epee Wufeng.

Fat Uncle's skills are not good, so it can be ignored, and the epee Wufeng can also be ignored.

As long as you kill Invincible Under Heaven, the military flag will automatically return to its place.

So while the vice president summoned the team members, he put himself in good shape and touched them invisibly.

With three steps left, the vice president stopped moving again.

There were dizzy circles on his head...

"It's really dangerous!" Epée Wufeng sent the vice president back again. The invisible assassin was really hard to guard against. He leaned against Tianxia Wudi, and the two walked side by side, one moved and the other took a walk.

The title on Epee Wufeng's head shone like the sun.

That's right, this title is You, Hand, Hao, Xian, which can stun people!

But the vice president didn't know.

He immediately logged into the forum, sent the screenshot, and scolded the other party for hanging up infinitely dizzy.

Several players also confirmed that when they got close to the epee Wufeng, they all became dizzy and couldn't move.

Epee Wufeng became the first player to open the hack, and it was also a "vertigo hang" against the sky. After the post was posted, it was spread ten to ten times, and more and more players who didn't know the truth snowballed.

Epee Wufeng became famous in the forum.

Chen Jianfeng seldom visits forums, and at this time he didn't know what happened, he chatted with Tianxia Wudi leisurely (...) until a message flashed on the speaker.

"Epee Wufeng kills the dog! Get out of our region!"

Chen Jianfeng was at a loss for a while, why did the name resemble his own so much?

One speaker scolded, followed by the second speaker, and the third speaker...

A loudspeaker flashed on the screen, all scolding the epee without front.

"What's going on? What's the matter?" Tian Wudi also honked.

Tianxia Wudi is the wife and president of Epée Jian Wufeng. As soon as he played the horn, he was shot frequently. Not only Tian Tian Wudi's name was added to the horn, but also his guild was added. Now the whole guild will lie down with the gun .

Wu Di was so depressed, his cell phone rang, and Lu Tao asked him to watch the forum.

The posts in the forum are floating at the top, and the number of replies is still increasing. Lu Tao can tell at a glance that the player who posted the post has never seen the title of "idler". That's it.

It was too late to contact customer service. Wu Di opened the official account and personally edited and posted the announcement. In the post, not only did he describe the title of "loafer", but he also quoted the screenshots from the open building with a heart (face), put to the announcement post.

When Chen Jianfeng found the forum, the bulletin had already been highlighted and boldly placed on the homepage.

——e432we1225 reply: Exactly!The epee Wufeng is so powerful, how could it be possible to open it!

——dp3gfr3455 reply: How big is the epee!I believe you are innocent! (づ￣3￣)づ

——e11py477wd Reply: Don't pay attention to that idiot, if you don't know how to play, you are still blind bb!

——acvsd477wy Reply: Don't cry, brother epee, stand up and roll!

Looking at those replies, Chen Jianfeng couldn't laugh or cry.

Please, open a trumpet and at least give it a serious name!

The first and second pages were occupied by trumpets, all of which were whitewashed by the epee Wufeng. Wu Di gradually guided the direction of public opinion, and the audience who didn't know the truth was really a little shaken.

The vice president was so depressed, the official reply (type) response (face) was really quick, he was thrown cold water on his topic as soon as it became hot.

Liu Wei looked at the loudspeaker who despised the vice president, laughing until his stomach ached. Seeing the little sweetheart dangling back and forth, Lulujiang said worriedly: "Sweetheart, be careful!"

"Got it!" Liu Wei shook his hand and pressed a wrong key.

A little boy with a big knife appeared next to Sweetheart.

What is this function? !

The vice president learned to be smart this time, and clicked on the president's dialog box amidst voices of contempt.

The learned and talented president is a married man, and he knew right away that the vice president has encountered the husband and wife skill: calling (birth) and calling (children).

A couple can only summon (child) summon (child) (child), gender is random, occupation is divided into physics department and magic department, the summoned object cannot be changed, that is to say , what is born at the beginning is what it is.

The attack power of the summoned object is converted from the sum of the husband and wife. The stronger the husband and wife, the stronger the summoned object.

One more person means more chances of winning in the battlefield.

This is the top-level husband and wife skill. Only players who have reached the top of the cliff and talked to npc have the opportunity to learn it.

Players who can learn this skill are extremely rare. The president has never jumped on it so far, and he also heard from other players.

"It's a boy!" Chen Jianfeng touched his girlfriend's head, "Congratulations on becoming a mother!"

Liu Wei is depressed, he has been avoiding using this skill, but he didn't expect to press the wrong one and give birth!

Chen Jianfeng was itching to try intimacy with Invincible Under Heaven, but of course Wu Di was unwilling, and he just ignored him if he let the other party try his hardest.

The third prince also summoned a little boy from the physics department, and as for the raging sea...

"Brother, it's a girl! A girl from the legal system... oh, she gave us blood hahaha!!"

At the meeting the next day, Lu Tao raised a question.

"Is this summoned object really good?" Lu Tao said, "Wouldn't it be embarrassing for players who are married?"

"No." The art team leader immediately retorted, "The summoned objects are not people, the male is a little devil, and the female is a little angel, and they all have little wings on their backs!"

"Couple matching is only a small number of players, and other players still like this skill very much!" said the person from the customer service department.

Lu Tao's modification proposal was rejected, and he sat back down on his seat dejectedly. Seeing Chen Jianfeng immersed himself in the study of the leaflet, he asked curiously, "Which one do you like?"

"It hasn't been decided yet." Chen Jianfeng was distressed.

Lu Jun had already circled all the delicious cakes, but except for the mango pudding, all the others were circled.

Everything is delicious, and everything is five stars (except for the mango pudding that Lu Jun doesn't like, which is a bad review).

Chen Jianfeng was dazzled by seeing them, and he didn't know which one to choose.

"He likes chocolate, now, the kind with strawberries on top."

Chen Jianfeng was surprised: "Brother Tao, do you know who I bought it for?"

"Wu Di." Lu Tao raised his eyelids, "We're living together, if you don't buy it for him, who else can you buy it for?"

"Me." Liu Wei stretched out his head.

Lu Tao: "Why?"

Liu Wei: "My childhood sweetheart!"

Lu Tao thought for a long time but couldn't refute.

The male protagonist already has an original partner, this triangle relationship is really too complicated!

After entering the quarterfinals, there was a rest period. Chen Jianfeng didn't go to practice that day. He took a car to the cake shop and ordered a small birthday cake.

When filling out the form, Chen Jianfeng thought about the greeting for a long time, and only wrote four words: happy birthday.

"Sir, do you need to write your girlfriend's name?" The clerk obviously misunderstood.

"No, the cake is too small, too many words are not good." Chen Jianfeng thought for a while and asked her, "Do you have a birthday card?"

"Yes, you can send a greeting card with the cake." The clerk took out a very delicate card, Chen Jianfeng took it, and directly wrote and drew on it.

Chen Jianfeng's handwriting is just like his name, the strokes are steady but not messy, vigorous and powerful, and the ordinary signature pen in his hand has the calligraphy taste of a brush.

The clerk looked at it with great interest, and couldn't help but praise: "Sir, your handwriting is so beautiful."

"Thank you."

"Your girlfriend's name is Wu Di?"

"Is he a woman?"

The clerk was in a trance for a while: "Then what is she?"

"……male."

"Boy friend?!"

Everyone looked in his direction.

The fiery (?) eyes of the crowd made Chen Jianfeng's face a little hot, he coughed and emphasized: "We are just ordinary friends!"

Everyone suddenly said: "Oh! Ordinary boyfriend!"

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

Chen Jianfeng was not full after eating a cake, so he went back to the village in the city and bought another grilled sausage. A dirty puppy smelled it and raised its head from the garbage dump, but Chen Jianfeng didn't notice it. Walking around to eat, I bought another skewer of roast mutton. When I turned into a small alley, I heard a bang behind me. Chen Jianfeng turned his head to look, and it turned out that the puppy had knocked over a rotten iron pot.

The puppy was startled by the iron pan, and when it bounced off, it bumped into a can. The can rolled to Chen Jianfeng's feet with a bang. Chen Jianfeng picked it up and threw it into the trash can.

The puppy opened its eyes wide and looked left and right very cautiously. Chen Jianfeng felt that the little guy was weird, but he couldn't tell what was weird. He bit off a piece of sausage and threw it on the ground. Wei'er found it, and after eating, he shook his tail at Chen Jianfeng.

It turned out that it had a lame leg, no wonder no one wanted it.

After walking a few steps, Chen Jianfeng looked back, the little dog smelled the smell and followed behind him, stepping on a pit, the little dog clumsily fell and tumbled.

Chen Jianfeng thought it was quite pitiful, broke up the grilled sausage, and waved to it: "Come."

The puppy bravely climbed out of the pit and trotted over with a limp. On the way, it kicked a stone and knocked a foam lunch box into the air.

Its eyes were black and big, but when eating, Chen Jianfeng found that its eyes were like a frozen deep pool without any focus.

Chen Jianfeng stretched out his hand and shook it in front of its eyes. The puppy bluntly raised its head and stretched out its tongue to lick him, but Chen Jianfeng's hand had already moved away, and it only licked its own nose.

Chen Jianfeng finally understood that this was a blind and lame stray dog.

After talking on the phone, Wu Di came in from the balcony, just as he saw Chen Jianfeng open the door and come in.

Immediately after the quarter-finals, we will face the finals. Every day's practice time is very precious, but Chen Jianfeng asks for leave and is lazy at this moment.

After the stern-faced Wu Di saw what was in Chen Jianfeng's palm, he forgot all the educational words.

The puppy was very small, squatting in Chen Jianfeng's palm in a gray mass, humming and barking uneasily.

Chen Jianfeng was worried that Wu Di would dislike it, so he asked cautiously, "Can I raise it?"

Wu Di, who was about to stretch out his finger to tease the dog, raised his head: "What?"

"……nothing."

Chen Jianfeng filled a basin with warm water and helped it take a bath.

The puppy was very obedient when taking a bath, drooping its head in a submissive manner. It looked fat, but in fact it only had long hair, and when it was washed by water, it showed its original shape.

Due to long-term hunger, the puppy was thin and thin, with several scars on its back. Chen Jianfeng and Wu Di waited on it carefully, rinsed off the bubbles, and Chen Jianfeng turned it on all fours while wiping its body. He poked his soft belly and said with a smile, "It's a man."

Wu Di corrected: "Puppy can't say man!"

"What do you say?"

"Male!"

"...Okay." Chen Jianfeng announced, playing with the soft fur on its stomach, "From now on, you will be called Xiaoxionggou!"

"Why does it sound so strange?"

"Then what do you call it?"

Wu Di stroked the puppy, and thought about it seriously for a while: "It's all black... why don't we call it Heihei!"

Hei Hei was tickled and nibbled on Wu Di's finger lightly. Wu Di tapped the tip of its little nose with a gentle smile on his face.

Chen Jianfeng was dumbfounded.

Wu Di raised his head, just in time to meet Chen Jianfeng's sight.

"Why?" Wu Di snorted dissatisfiedly, "Haven't you seen a handsome guy?"

"I've seen prettier ones."

"where?"

Chen Jianfeng gently wiped away the foam from Wu Di's face, and tapped the tip of his nose: "This."

Wu Di froze for a moment, and turned his head expressionlessly.

Under the light, Chen Jianfeng noticed that the tips of his ears were completely red...

Chen Jianfeng suffered from insomnia.

He looked at the ceiling with his hands on his pillow, and whenever he closed his eyes, Wu Di's gentle side face always appeared in his mind.

Chen Jianfeng didn't know what was wrong with him, at that time, he really wanted to hold him tightly in his arms.

The hand resting on the edge of the bed touched something furry. Chen Jianfeng poked his head out and looked down. Hei Hei slipped in at some point and was curled up on the edge of the bed.

"Heihei, go sleep outside." Chen Jianfeng scratched it, the puppy turned its belly around and played tricks, Chen Jianfeng had no choice but to pick it up and put it back in the kennel.

Hei Hei was limping and couldn't get on the sofa. Its first nest was a cushion that Chen Jianfeng put on the ground.

Wu Di was very dissatisfied. He found a small box, put the mat in it, and cut a big slit on the edge of the box to facilitate its entry and exit.

It wandered for several months and finally got a home.

Although this home is cardboard, it feels very happy.

just... a little hot...

With a black face on Chen Jianfeng's face, he dug out the colorful flannel from the kennel. Wu Di was afraid that it would be cold, so he secretly stuffed a lot of warm "little quilts" in the kennel.

After cleaning up, Hei Hei finally lay down in the nest, wagging his tail gratefully.

Wu Di walked out of the room with the velvet cloth. When he saw Chen Jianfeng, he felt guilty for a moment, and asked with a stinky face, "Are you still asleep?"

The smart Chen Jianfeng immediately responded, "I'm afraid it will catch a cold, so I just come and take a look."

Wu Di's expression softened, and when he caught sight of the "little quilts" in Chen Jianfeng's hands, Wu Di couldn't hold back his face, so he simply smashed the cans, grabbed the "little quilts", and said angrily: "You grab it!" What are you doing in the nest?!"

"I, I didn't snatch its nest..."

"Then what are these? Huh?"

"This... um, leftovers?"

"By the way, sister!" Wu Di was furious, and the little quilt he cut all night was called leftovers!I can't stand it!

Hei Hei lay beside the box and barked at them.

Wu Di: "Look, it has an opinion!"

Chen Jianfeng translated: "Master, there are too many quilts, I can't cover them all!"

"Wow!" That's right!

Wu Di curled his lips and patted Chen Jianfeng's head: "Well, if you don't cover it, then you won't cover it."

Hei Hei: "..."

Wu Di paused, and wanted to fight for it: "If it's cold, come to me for it."

Chen Jianfeng gently took Wu Di's hand holding the quilt, and said seriously, "I'm cold."

"Now?"

"Ah."

Wu Di raised his hand and stuffed a pile of small quilts into his arms: "Cover it slowly."

Chen Jianfeng: "..."