Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Chapter 13 Let's go shopping together!

Game revenue hit a new high.

The reason is very simple. After the version update, a particularly expensive wedding ring was released. In addition to the ring, a supporting home system was also added.

Only couples can enter the home, and the vegetables they grow can harvest experience and gold coins. What's more, Lu Tao designed an empty house, and the couple can buy furniture to decorate the house.

Wu Di specifically proposed to give players the experience of shopping, so he set up a market in the game, where npcs sell various couples' clothing and pet furniture.

This setting is the first of its kind in a game of its kind.

Lu Tao was still worried that his income would not be good, but now that he saw the crowds on the street and the enthusiasm of the players, he was relieved.

There were a few people in the crowd who were chasing him. Lu Tao kept a low profile and went far away, walking towards the city gate.

The players squatting guarding the city gate stood up one after another, gearing up.

Lu Tao had no choice but to control the raging sea to turn his head around.

"Little follower, why did you go back again? Are you afraid of us?!" Someone shouted on the World Channel, "What kind of a hero is a turtle, come out and fight!"

"That's right! What does it look like to hide behind Ju Cilang all day! If it's a man, come and beat him!"

"..." Lu Tao gritted his teeth in anger, but there was nothing he could do.

He looked up, Chen Jianfeng and Liu Wei were busy, so he started a group by himself, but now some players have all gone to the market, and the dungeon npc is empty.

The players who swiped the world sneered for a while, then suddenly the topic changed: "My wife, let's go shopping!"

"Okay!"

"I'll wait for you at the gate of the market!"

"Hmm!"

"My wife I love you!"

"Husband, I love you too!"

The couple used a high-profile show of affection, and all the speakers they used were lace, and the lace speakers cost five yuan each. Lu Tao silently calculated that they loved each other, and it cost hundreds of dollars just to shout the speakers.

They were chatting, and the topic gradually came to an end. Lu Tao saw that they were about to quit, so he hurriedly honked: "Small! I'll kill you as soon as I come out!"

"Who are you talking about?" The player was really excited.

"Hehe! Who else but you? Look at your rags and want to kill me?"

Lu Tao sneered a few words, the player exploded, and even used more than a dozen speakers to scold him. He couldn't get enough of scolding alone, and even invited the local tyrants of the guild to scold him.

For a while, the lace speakers that were about to fight against the raging seas occupied the entire world channel, and there were n songs in a second. These are all fancy RMB!

"That's right, it's good performance." The World Invincible attracted a group of monsters, and the raging sea launched a group attack. After cleaning up, the big blood cow continued to attract monsters.

"But we should keep a low profile." Invincible Education said, "The world channel is rarely used."

"Oh." Lu Tao was absent-minded. In fact, he has always kept a low profile, but with Ju Cilang around, he can't keep a low profile even if he wants to...

That player became addicted to cursing, and even the raging sea and raging waves of the guild also scolded. As the guild leader, Tian Wudi was shot frequently, but Tian Tian Wudi's literacy was extremely high, so he only uttered a horn.

"Arena, build a room and wait for me."

Then the player fell silent.

Everyone in the game knows what role Invincible is.

This is a living big local tyrant, who can blind people with just that equipment, fight with him?hehe!Isn't it looking for abuse!

The World Invincible honked again: "Oh, are you scared?"

That player was very embarrassing, and after a moment of contemplation, he began to scold again, and the scolding returned, but he refused to fight. Wu Di was most annoyed by this kind of whining guy, and uttered another loudspeaker: "If you are a man, go to the arena! The young master is in a good mood, anyone who wants to fight can come to me!"

That player only scolded him for not accepting the challenge, and the others couldn't stand it any longer. They all honked their horns and despised him.

Wu Di was in a good mood, and for some reason, the figure of Chen Jianfeng appeared in his mind.

I haven't pk for several days, and my hands are a little itchy.

[Private chat] Epee Wufeng: "Room 1066, password 123."

Wu Di: "..."

The dungeon with the big boss was very fast, and the level was cleared in a few minutes. Invincible in the world bubbled up words, and said with a serious face: "I won't fight, I'm going to the arena."

"An appointment to fight?"

"Ah."

"Come on!" Lu Tao was so moved, Wu Di was really a good friend who stood up for him in his most difficult time.

Invincible in the world waved his hand and walked towards the arena chicly.

A few minutes later, Chen Jianfeng won three games in a row. He flipped through his equipment and typed: "Big brother, my equipment is red."

Invincible under heaven got up from the ground and left the arena without saying a word.

Wu Di parked Tianxia Wudi beside the flower bed, took a cigarette and walked out by himself. When passing by Chen Jianfeng, Wu Di said coldly, "Stop shouting, he's not in front of the computer."

"Oh."

"You annoy him all day, aren't you afraid that he will delete his account in a fit of anger?"

"No, we're both married."

"Cut!" Wu Di despised, "What's wrong with getting married, you really treat me...he is your wife!"

"Isn't it?" Chen Jianfeng opened the backpack to show him, "The rings are all bought."

After being taken care of by a local tyrant for so long, Chen Jianfeng felt embarrassed, so he spent a lot of money to buy a wedding ring and planned to give it to him.

Wu Di went to the corridor and smoked while lying on the railing, while Chen Jianfeng lay beside him and smoked with him.

Wu Di exhaled his smoke, and said in a flat tone: "Today, I will open a new system, and I have time to go for a run, pk or something, let's let it go first."

"Oh, I wanted to ask him to go with me."

"Who? Liu Wei?"

"No, my wife."

"Who is your wife?"

"The world is invincible."

Wu Di: "..."

"The homeland must be activated by husband and wife together, and hundreds of gold coins have to be paid." Chen Jianfeng sighed, "I'm so poor that I don't even have money to repair equipment."

"Ask Lu Tao to send you some."

"Alas..." How come Chen Jianfeng has never pestered Lu Tao for welfare?But Lu Tao is very strict, and only sends out once a week, about ten gold coins at a time. The good name is that you should keep a low profile as a babysitter, so as not to affect the game.

If welfare fails, Chen Jianfeng's only source of income is the big local tyrant Tianxia Wudi, but after today's round of pk, he feels that the local tyrant must be angry. In fact, he is right when he thinks about it. Tianxia Wudi is arrogant and has been abused so many times. If the world is invincible in front of him, he must rush up and beat him up.

Chen Jianfeng squatted on the ground with a cigarette in his mouth, looking dejected like a big dog with drooping ears.

Wu Di didn't know what was wrong with him. When he came back to his senses, his hand had already touched Chen Jianfeng's head, but Wu Di quickly realized that Chen Jianfeng just raised his head and looked at he.

Wu Di rubbed expressionlessly: "Good boy."

Chen Jianfeng hesitated for a moment, unsure: "...Wang?"

Wu Di felt that he must have lost his mind. When he returned to his seat, he covered his face with his hands, his mind was full of Chen Jianfeng who was shaking his ears and tail...

no!Wu Di patted his face, he had to play a game to calm down!

Wu Di switched to the game interface, and Epee Wufeng squatted beside Tianxia Wudi, sending text bubbles one after another.

Epee Wufeng: "Da Da, are you there?"

Epee Wufeng: "Shall we go to the market to buy furniture?"

Epee Wufeng: "..."

Epee Wufeng: "...Woo."

Wu Di held his forehead, and automatically imagined a pitiful big dog.

……no!Wu Di patted his face and typed coldly: "What are you doing?"

Epee Wufeng jumped up all of a sudden, but unfortunately there is no hand-holding function in the game, otherwise Chen Jianfeng really wanted to carry the local tyrant to the market.

Epee Wufeng sat down on the ground and set up a booth directly in front of the big local tyrant.

Invincible under heaven didn't even look at it, and just walked away.

A few minutes later, a trumpet passed by inadvertently, and inadvertently opened the stall of Epée Wufeng...

Epee Wufeng: "What~~~! >3<"

Wu Di: "..."

Epee Wufeng has money, so he went to repair the equipment first, and when he obediently followed his wife to open the homeland, Epee Wufeng remained motionless again.

"Be sure!" Tianxia Wudi said impatiently.

"Have you ordered?"

"It's time, you're the only one left!"

"Master, you bring a lot of money!"

"Tell me, what do you want? You can't borrow money!"

"Daddy, you are so smart, I don't have enough money."

"...Didn't I just..." Wu Di quickly deleted the words and typed again, "Didn't you just go to repair the equipment?! There must be hundreds of them?!"

"Well, it's fixed, it's used up." Saying that, Epee Wufeng sat down in front of him and set up a booth again.

Wu Di almost wanted to flip the table.

"Get up!" Under Heaven roared, "I'll trade it to you!"

"That's great." Epee Wufeng closed the stall and stood up, "Let me give you seven hundred gold coins."

"no!"

"It costs seven hundred to open a home. If you don't give it, how can I have the money to open it?"

"you……"

Wu Di stopped typing, opened the office door and shouted, "Lu Tao! Come here!"

"Come on!" Lu Tao ran in sweating, thinking that some serious bug had happened.

Wu Di knocked on the table and said in a deep voice, "Give me ten thousand gold coins."

Lu Tao: "...I just gave it to you yesterday."

"Run out."

Lu Tao: "..."

Wu Di swore and frankly said: "I just don't want to waste money!"

Then the ten thousand gold coins were quickly fed to the dogs again.

Furniture is very expensive. A chair costs hundreds of gold coins. What if the gold coins are not enough?The smart Wu Di specially arranged a lucky cat npc, which is specially for RMB players to recharge and exchange for gold coins.

Wu Di looked at the Lucky Cat frowning.

He clicked on the dialog box and typed: "Brother Tao..."

"Your brother Tao fell into the toilet!"

"Come on, let's discuss something with you."

"Spent again?"

"Ah."

"Then wait for the next time!"

"Give me some more! I just don't waste money!"

Believe me again, you are a pig!

This time Lu Tao was determined not to let go of his mouth, even though the big boss was soft-spoken and refused to give him gold coins.

There are many styles of furniture, with attributes that increase attack or defense. Players buy based on attributes and prices, but Tianxia Wudi is rich and powerful, and they buy whichever they like, but now they have fallen to the point where they are poor and useless.

Invincible under heaven entered the home dejectedly. The furniture had been arranged by Epée Wufeng. It was simple, and it really looked like home.

The World Invincible was wandering around, when suddenly a trading box popped up, and after clicking OK, a ring and a dozen gold coins were added to the trading box.

Invincible: "Why?"

Epee Wufeng: "Send it to you."

Under Heaven put it away, and the ring was displayed on the ring finger of his left hand, exuding a faint blue halo.

Epee Wufeng was planting vegetables, without raising his head, he said: "I have no money left, save some flowers, save some medicines..."

Invincible under heaven bought a white puppy with the dozen or so gold coins.

Epee Wufeng: "..."

The puppy does not have any attribute bonuses, it is purely for decoration, to please girls.

I didn't expect the local tyrants to like it too.

The little dog is running around in the vegetable field, licking his nose with his pink tongue, and a text bubble appears on his head: "Woof~"

Epee Wufeng also went to buy a black one, and put it with the white dog, which is called black and white match.

It was already the end of get off work time when the nest was set up. Wu Di took them to play basketball. It was almost eight o'clock after the game. Chen Jianfeng said that he would go to the supermarket to buy vegetables.

Wu Di smelled his arm, and said with disgust, "It's hot today, and I'm sweating all over when I move."

"Mr. Wu, why don't you go back and take a shower first, and I'll go back after I finish shopping."

"No rush." ​​Wu Di pushed the cart and followed behind Chen Jianfeng leisurely.

Wu Di was waiting while Chen Jianfeng was picking and choosing. Chen Jianfeng held a Chinese cabbage and asked him, "Mr. Wu, what do you want to eat? How about sweet and sour Chinese cabbage?"

"It doesn't matter, you can do whatever you want."

"Okay, then I'll pick whatever I want."

Chen Jianfeng picked up the bitter gourd, and Wu Di wrinkled his nose in disgust.

Chen Jianfeng had no choice but to put down the bitter gourd and pick up the big tomato, Wu Di's expression eased as expected.

They were all hungry. On the way home, Chen Jianfeng opened a bag of biscuits and handed them to Wu Di.

"I'm not hungry." Wu Di said, "you eat."

"Try it, it's a new flavor."

Wu Di tasted a piece and stopped eating.

"It tastes weird." Wu Di said, "It's kind of bitter."

"Oh..." So he doesn't like matcha flavor!

Chen Jianfeng opened another box and handed it to him. Wu Di glanced at it and wrinkled his nose: "Black and white match?"

"Vanilla flavor, it's delicious."

"How old are you, still eating this?"

"Haven't you eaten?"

"Want Want's stuff is all about deceiving children. Just look at the logo."

Chen Jianfeng blinked: "I am old-hearted!"

"Cut!" Wu Di reluctantly took out one and tasted it.

"Is it delicious?"

Wu Di calmed down, took out another one after eating, and commented with a straight face: "It's okay, but it's too naive."

In the end, all the childish black and white plays fell into Wu Di's stomach.

He licked his lips, still wanting more.

Emma, ​​the boss really likes black and white!Chen Jianfeng thought in his heart, buy a few more boxes for him next time.

There was less dinner, Chen Jianfeng thought that the big boss would not be able to eat at night if he ate black and white, but he didn't know that the big boss ate tomato and egg with great relish, and he ate up the whole pot of rice.

Except for tomato eggs, I didn't touch any other dishes.

Ha, what a picky eater...

"Hah!" Wu Di sniffed, "I'm sure some bastard is scolding me."

Bastard: "Hah???"

"Is the air conditioner too low?"

"No, no." Chen Jianfeng picked up a chopstick of cabbage and put it in his bowl, "Eat more, the food is getting cold."

"I'm full, I can't eat anymore." Wu Di mumbled with his mouth full of vegetables, "Do you know where there is an IKEA near here?"

"You want to buy furniture?"

"Ah."

Chen Jianfeng thought for a while: "There is a second-hand market selling furniture..."

Wu Di snorted disdainfully.

Chen Jianfeng touched his nose, okay, IKEA is IKEA.

The next day was a rest day, and the two went to the company to pick up the car. The car was blocked on the road not long after it drove out, and it took half an hour to move a little.

"Is it far?" Wu Di asked.

"Seven stops."

"Is there a bus?"

"Have."

"Then take the bus." Wu Di said.

People were everywhere on the day off, and the bus was no exception. After getting on the bus, two tall and burly men were squeezed into a corner, standing chest to chest.

"I feel like I'm about to be drained." Wu Di wanted to raise his hand to wipe his sweat, but he touched the girl's butt, and the girl turned around and gave the bald man a hard look.

Uncle Bald: "???"

When the car started, Wu Di swayed and touched his hand inadvertently. The girl glanced back and moved away with disgust on her face.

Uncle bald: "???" What's wrong with me, qaq? ?

Chen Jianfeng let go of his hand holding the railing to wipe Wu Di's sweat. Just as the car braked, Chen Jianfeng fell backwards. Wu Di stretched out his hand and pulled Chen Jianfeng back easily.

"Be careful." Wu Di supported his waist and urged, "Grab both hands and stand firmly."

"Okay." Chen Jianfeng had no choice but to grab the railing with both hands and wrap Wu Di into his arms.

Wu Di: "..."

Both of them were hot and sweaty when they got off the bus. Fortunately, IKEA was just behind the station, just a short walk away.

There is an ice cream shop at the door, Chen Jianfeng bought the vanilla flavor for Wu Di, and he compared the chocolate flavor next to his ice cream: "Black and white match."

Wu Di scolded with a smile: "Aren't you childish!"

The two sat side by side and ate ice cream. Wu Di licked slowly, and the melted ice cream dripped sticky on his hands. Chen Jianfeng wiped his hands with a tissue, and a little pug squatted in front of them, sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail haha.

Wu Di handed the remaining ice cream to it, and the puppy happily licked the ice cream, rubbing the white of its nose.

Wu Di tapped its dark brown nose, and said with a smile, "Black and white match."

The puppy raised its head and licked his fingers.

"Wangwang! Let's go!" the little girl greeted.

"Wang!"

Wu Di: "Ha, it's also called Wangwang."

Chen Jianfeng blinked: "Black and white match."

Wu Di: "..."

When the two were visiting IKEA, Chen Jianfeng found a fat lucky cat doll, he liked it so much, picked it up and asked Wu Di if it looked like the npc in the game.

Wu Di touched the big cat's head: "It's quite similar."

Chen Jianfeng raised the lucky cat in front of Wu Di: "Wang~"

Wu Di: "...wrong."

Chen Jianfeng: "What's wrong?"

"Is that what cats call?"

"Then what do you call it?"

Wu Di: "Meow~"

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

Wu Di: "What's wrong?"

"No... Mr. Wu, you are so cute."

"Well, it's quite fierce. You don't need to call him Mr. Wu outside." Wu Di picked up a squatting big dog doll, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it.

He walked and looked all the way, and liked everything he saw. If Chen Jianfeng hadn't followed, he might have moved the entire IKEA back.

When filling in the address at the checkout, Wu Di got stuck holding the pen.

How do you write the street characters on that street?

Wu Di gesticulated for a moment, wrote out the word "heng", thought for a while, and then erased the word "heng".

Wu Di looked up in confusion, and asked him, "What's your address?"

Chen Jianfeng: "..." Boss, you obviously wrote it all out, okay? !

Chen Jianfeng: "I'll do it."

Chen Jianfeng quickly wrote the word "Street" on the word "Heng" while Wu Di was going through other formalities.

Then the waybill with the two people's handwriting was put into Wu Di's pocket.

There was an empty seat on the return bus. After Wu Di sat down, he stopped talking and rested his chin to look at the scenery. After a few stops, Wu Di said in a relaxed tone, "Oh, I'm old and my memory is bad."

"No!" Chen Jianfeng quickly comforted, "I can write out such a complicated address, Mr. Wu has a good memory!"

Wu Di: "..."