1 Questions about Couples' Sex [-]

1 May I have your name?

Foam: jade glass foam.

Province: three provinces of Jiangsu.

2 What is the age?

Mo: (smug face) He is 4 years older than me!

Province:.....

Lan: Seriously, dear~

3 gender is?

Mo: (roaring) Host, this is too mentally handicapped! Don’t leave, I’m going to kill you!

Xing: (hugging gently) Liumo, I'll just go, killing such a psychopath will dirty your hands~

Lan: QAQ scoundrel!

4 What is your personality like?

Mo: (Thinking) I am a little careless by nature, and the pretense of treating outsiders is ruthless, and my emotional intelligence is not very high.

Xing: It's not very high, it's very low, okay? I'm jealous and I don't know how to comfort me, which caused me to suffer for so long in vain.

Mo: (⊙o⊙) Yeah, baa~

5 The character of the other party?

Mo: (Nympho face) He is cruel to others, but treats his own people like a warm boy next door~ He is handsome~

Xing: (with a gentle smile) Liumo, you are also very cute~

Mo: (pouts) I am pretty, not cute~

Lan: (Xiu Enai dies quickly, Xiu Enai dies quickly, Xiu Enai dies quickly...)

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Mo: (bows his head in recollection): It was a Sunday morning, in a small alley.

Province: Liumo, it's Monday afternoon, the first alley on the right in front of Xin Zhao's pawn shop...

Mo: (eyes dodge) Ah, haha, yes, haha...

7 The first impression of the other party?

Mo: He left a lot of blood, if he is not bandaged in time, he will be finished.

Province: A fairy representing hope.

8 What do you like about each other?

Mo (obsession): The perfect polarization of treating outsiders and our own people~

Xing: Well... She is the best person to me.

Lan: The two of you are really enough, don’t show your affection in front of me, labor and management are still single dogs! Cruelty to dogs is against the law!!

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Mo: I'm always jealous. I'm just discussing some important business with Chen Shen, so I'm so jealous for no reason.

Province: EQ is too low.

Lan:......

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Mo: Nonsense! I really liked him in the 21st century!

Province: simply perfect.

11 What do you call each other?

Mo: It’s called Sansheng.

Province: Liumo.

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Mo: That's fine.

Province: dear, husband, husband......

Mo (shy): It’s too nasty, I can’t say it~

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Mo: Squirrel~It’s super patient when eating~

Xing: Can I say Mi Chong? Her biggest hobby is eating and sleeping...

Mo (Fried Hair): What did you say!!

Provincial: Nothing, I said you are like a cute and noble little white cat.

Lan: (The typical wife slave is upstairs...)

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Momo: A song or a minimalist trinket.

Save: a bigger bed.

Lan (curious): Why did you send the bed?

Xing: Since we slept together, she always fell asleep and rolled on the floor.

Mo: That's because there is one more person, and the sleeping place becomes smaller, so it rolled to the ground.

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Mo: As long as he never leaves me, I don't want anything!

Province: I will never leave you.

Lan: (It’s amazing to have CP~)

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Mo: Always inexplicably jealous, and then inexplicably blackened.

Xing: Her EQ is really too low, which makes me fear that she will be kidnapped every day.

foam:......

17 What is your problem?

Mo: Miss Ben can go up to the living room and down to the kitchen, what’s wrong with her?

Province:......

Mo (glaring): What kind of expression is that on your face!!

Province: nothing.

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Mo: This kind of question is repeated with the three or four questions above, so I am not happy to answer it!!!

Provincial (threatening with a gun): pass directly.

Lan (wiping sweat)

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Mo (annoyed): Same as 16, I will never answer such an idiotic question again!!

Province (with a cold glance):......

Lan (continues to wipe sweat)

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Lan (panic): Pass! Just pass! Sanshou calm down! Put down the gun!!

21 How far is your relationship?

Provincial: At least everyone in the Operations Department knows about it.

Mo: There are also American neighbors.

20 One Hundred Questions about Couples' Sex 2

51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

foam:......

Xing: Is there even a need to ask? You can see it with your eyes!

Lan: Okay, I don't have eyes!

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Mo: I suddenly don’t want to answer your question anymore.

Xing: Liumo, don't be shy, we've done what we should do anyway.

foam:.......

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Province: very satisfied!

Mo: CanIsayno (can I say no)

Province: Sorry, youcan't. (No way.)

Lan: The two of you should talk to each other...

54 The location of the first H?

Mo: My home.

Province: her home.

55 How did you feel at that time?

Mo: A feeling of bewilderment.

Xing: I am really happy to be in bed with Liumo~

Lan:. . . . .

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Mo: Can I say that I don’t remember the specific plot at all?

Xing: Since you forgot, let's review it now.

Mo: Actually, I didn’t say anything just now.

57 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

Mo: I didn't speak in the morning, and slept until the afternoon...

Xing: Because this incident itself was an accident, I didn't dare to talk to her when I got up in the morning.

Lan: As a host, I can't stand listening...

58 times per week H?

Mo: Can you not mention my sadness? My back hurts.

Province:......

Lan:QAQ

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Foam: 5 times is enough.

Province: At least once a day...

Episode 21 Another Beginning

Five years later, Hong Kong.

A beautiful and moving woman is holding the arm of the man next to her affectionately, wandering around the street with great interest.The woman was wearing a simple pale white pair of breasts, and a black skirt made the woman stand out from the world with aloofness.The short and neat black hair is scattered around the neck, which looks special.

"Sanxing, you are really suitable for wearing a suit, you are very handsome." Yu Liumo smiled, and there was a deep sense of happiness in her eyes.Although the current domestic situation is still turbulent, Hong Kong is like a paradise that is not affected by the flames of war.

Su Sansheng pinched Yu Liumo's tall nose, and teased, "Liumo, do you mean that I don't look good in other clothes?"

"How could it be! My Sansheng is the most handsome man in the world, and he looks good in anything he wears!" Yu Liumo put his arms around Su Sansheng's neck, paused for a moment, and then said: "However, we will leave Nuonuo to Sister Su to take care of." , is this really okay?"

"Since it's honeymoon, of course you can't bring a bottle of oil, and Hong Kong is only relatively safe compared to Yan'an and Shanghai. If something happens at that time, it will hurt him instead." Su Sanxing thought of the one who robbed him. Liumo's child hated him so much that his teeth ached.In the past, Liumo was all about him alone. Since she gave birth to the child, she has devoted half of her thoughts to that little Douding. If she had known, she would not have let her have a child so early!" Liumo, I want to eat something for lunch today. What"

"I want to eat wonton noodles and finger pancakes!"

"it is good!"

Yu Liumo dragged Su Sansheng to a small stall in front, at this moment, a woman in a brown coat walked up to her, her hair was messed up by the breeze, and she passed by Yu Liumo.

Yu Liumo looked back subconsciously, but the woman disappeared without a trace.Is it an illusion... That woman is really familiar...

A deep alley not far away.

"Spend such a high price to come here, why don't you go and recognize her?" The woman leaned her back against the wall and looked back when she heard the sound.A little boy in a moon-white gown put his hands behind his back, and the vicissitudes in his eyes did not match his appearance.

"No, Chu Yun. As long as she is happy." The woman murmured, "As long as... is happy."

Chu Yun sighed, and looked at her with complicated eyes, "Then what are you going to do about Qing Yun in the future, do you still have to hide that matter from Liu Mo and Feng Qing?"

"It's fine if they don't know, that field is too dangerous, I'll just face it alone." Qingyun lowered his eyes, looked at the bloody red rope on his wrist, "It's time, help me take care of Liu foam."

As the breeze blew, the woman's figure had disappeared in place, as if she had never appeared before.No, for most people, she never, ever existed.

THE END

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