National Treasure Striker [Football]

There was a burst of ghostly crying and wolf howling in the locker room, and it was extremely high.

Robben outside the locker room made a comparison: "What are these spaghetti eaters talking about?"

They all only understood the lyrics, and had no idea what these people were talking about.But... it looks like it's dancing to celebrate.

and many more.

Dance to celebrate?

When it comes to dancing and celebrating, many people have the impression.

The kid who has a good relationship with Robin, it is said that he likes to dance and celebrate!

Hey, the "woman in the red skirt" who just flashed past seems a bit too tall, even taller than Buffon!

Van Persie observed more carefully, he hehe: "Wearing [-]cm high heels, can you be taller?"

Dutch people: "..."

Robben and Sneijder looked at each other: It seems that Robin knew it.

General Fan has no expression on his face, so there is no need to look at his face, he is the only one in football like that.

Van Persie recalled, after Julian came to Arsenal, it was the first game to celebrate with dancing.

...It's not the first game anyway.

This kid has developed skills, and he only reported to the Italian team. After playing a game, he was able to lead the Italian captain to dance in the locker room!

Focus, Captain Italy!

The Dutchman snorted and was about to leave when he heard a familiar howl from the locker room: "Aww!!"

Van Persie paused.

Robben who almost hit Van Persie's back:? ? ?

What are you doing?Can you walk well?

Then several people watched Van Persie push open the door of the Italian team's locker room, and rushed in without hesitation.

That skill is like an angry old father whose son has been bullied.

Wait, Robin, you just entered the Italian locker room?Not afraid of being beaten? !

Robben and Sneijder looked at each other. Considering that Van Persie could not be beaten and the country still needed him, they also moved over to help.

The Italians who were in a hurry and suddenly saw the uninvited guest:? ? ?

How the hell did a Dutch gang get in here?

Balotelli stood beside him with a look of embarrassment. Buffon was supporting Julian, wanting to see how his feet were doing, when he saw a man in orange approaching him, lifting Julian's feet first. .

Someone's club captain is very anxious to check someone's sky high, staring at the position of his ankle for fear of seeing a swollen ankle.

But fortunately, Julian's ankle is fine, it doesn't look like a sprained ankle.

Van Persie raised his head and asked him, "What's wrong with you? Where did you hurt?"

Julian grinned: "No... just Mario accidentally stepped on me wearing high heels... Captain, why are you here? Do you want to dance with me too?"

Italians & Dutch: "..."

Robben saw it clearly, this person is really that kid!

This look, with a wig and a silicone breast pad, is a perfect woman!It's just that his posture is not very good-looking at this moment, with one hand holding the hem of the skirt and the other hand covering his feet, he looks like a big man who picks his feet.

Xiao Jiju rolled his eyes, what kind of big guy is picky?Big brother is called big X cute girl!

"..."

Van Persie took a silent look at his appearance, and simply took off his shoes, and sure enough, he saw a scary bruise on the opponent's white jio, and even punctured the skin.

Julian said that it’s really no big deal, the captain don’t worry: “Really, I can dance again, captain, do you want to dance with me? We have a good understanding, and the visual effect must be good.”

Everyone: "..."

Van Persie: "..."

Xiaojiju's club captain refused without moving.

Again?Are you kidding yourself about your feet?

I remembered that there would be a game the next day after they went back, and there would be a Champions League semi-final soon. The result of the opponent's draw came out, and it was Barcelona.The captain of Xiaojiju's club had a bad face at that time.He stood up, looked around at the Italian players, and said in English, "I'll take him to the medicine."

That tone was like saying, I will bring people over to destroy you Italy in a while.

Everyone in Italy:? ? ?

What's the matter with you kid?Our own players are injured and need help from the Netherlands to give medicine?Where will everyone save face when it gets out?

The Dutch team has an infighting scandal, but we in Italy don't!

Xiaojiju's national team captain, Buffon, doesn't look good, but he is more polite: "We have a team doctor, don't bother."

What else did Buffon want to say, there was a person behind him who couldn't bear it, and wanted to grab someone.

Marchisio held down Van Persie's hand and snatched the bewildered Julian back.

Of course, it is impossible for Van Persie to let go, and the two of them are about to have a fight.

Robben & Sneijder: "..."

They weren't afraid of fighting, but they didn't seem to mind Robin just taking someone away from the Italian locker room.

At the critical moment, Julian made a noise, and Xiao Jiju said that he was very confused: "I didn't lose my limbs, what are you doing? I was just stepped on."

Eldest brother is still wearing that big red dress, if he is dragged out like this, and is caught by surveillance cameras and seen by others, can you afford to pay for his fame for the rest of his life!

In the end, everyone compromised, and the Italian team called the team doctor to help Julian deal with it. There was no major problem, and it would be fine after a few days.

Van Persie stared at the person and left before leaving. Before leaving, he even taught Julian: "From now on, you can only wear sneakers for dancing."

Hate the sky or something, that is the murder weapon!

The Arsenal captain probably forgot that the nails on the sneakers are no less powerful than Heantiangao.

But a sprained foot is obviously more terrifying. Don't think about it for two months after a real sprain.

Before leaving, he said again: "Go back and hand in the 500-word review to me, in English."

Julian:? ? ?

Captain, you have become the captain!Why do you also learn from Mr. Wenger?

Speaking of Wenger, Xiao Jiju looked at his jio, his expression changed again.

Worse, will the boss also punish him for writing a self-criticism? !

Julian took the night flight back to London with Van Persie. It was really inconvenient for him to go back by train by himself, so the old father simply bought two more air tickets and went back with him, and helped Julian overcome him by the way. fear of flying.

Xiao Jiju was very nervous as soon as he got on the plane, so Van Persie simply chatted with him.

As a result, after this chat, something happened.

Julian thought for a while and asked Van Persie: "Captain, I heard that you hide sticks in the national team's locker room. Is it true?"

Van Persie: "..."

He couldn't laugh or cry: "Who did you listen to? There is no such thing."

Julian looked skeptical: "Really? I heard that you all fight with sticks... It seems that your bald teammate today... seems to be called Robben, right? You use iron rods, and Sneijder... An electric baton was used... What kind of baton would you use, Captain?"

Van Persie: "..."

He narrowed his eyes, looked at Julian dangerously, and suddenly remembered something, and his focus was off: "...do you know their names?"

Julian actually remembered his opponent's name? !

Is this the fucking sun coming out from the west, or the Dutch team won the World Cup in South Africa? !

Julian didn't realize what was wrong: "Well, I happened to remember that the coach of our national team mentioned the two of them several times."

"That's it," Van Persie kept his composure, and made a surprise inspection, "Julian, what's my last name?"

"...huh?" Xiaojiju blinked, and reacted for three seconds before saying, "VanPersie...?"

This uncertain tone is suffocating.

Captain Ashona gritted his teeth: "'Van' is a preposition, my surname is 'Persie'... what about my first name?"

He thought, this heartless bastard can't remember his last name, so he should remember his first name, right?Otherwise, what is the difference between him and Robbens Ned? !

Xiaojiju tried to pass the test with cuteness, he obviously thought for a while, and then he managed to remember by recalling the name of the captain called by the Arsenal teammates, and whispered: "Uh...Ro...bin?".

Van Persie: "..."

very good.A certain person's captain resisted the urge to throw him off the plane: "You don't need to write the review, but copy my name a hundred times——Robin van Persie."

Xiaojiju: "..." Let's sleep at a time like this, hugging his fat-headed fish pillow tightly so as not to make a sound.

【Spreading my bandage-wrapped jio, zZZ...】

The rowdy dressing room situation in Italy has been picked up by the tabloids.

According to reports, someone saw several Dutch players come to play in the gymnasium, and the two national teams almost fought.

The harmony of feeding each other bananas on the field...that's all appearances!In fact, there is no friendship between the two national teams!

The fans ate melons for a long time, and the incident reversed again.

A video of less than ten seconds was circulated on Twitter, and the fans were stunned after clicking on it.

Damn, this is... an Italian dressing room?

These two people in red dresses... Fuck, that's Bashen, the look is too hot!

Wait, who's the other one? !

Fair skin and beautiful long legs, sucking... What the hell?

? ? ?Isn't that Asona and Italy's goalkeeper Julian!

The video starts from Julian stepping on the sky high and Buffon holding hands in circles, to the time when he and Buffon have a concave waist shape and their legs are knotted with each other. Although the whole video is short, it is enough to make people's blood boil.

What kind of fairy welfare is this!

As expected of Xiao Jiju who was born in dancing!Those legs are long and straight!

That waist is too soft!Can still go down... Damn it, it's so twisted!

And who is that guy who dances with the male partner?

!!!

So Buffon can be so coquettish!

My God, what kind of weird style is the Italian team now? !

This is the rhythm of competing with Asona for the coquettish throne!

Many Italian fans have seen many videos of Julian dancing and celebrating goals at Arsenal, and their aesthetics have begun to go astray.

They look forward to the European Cup even more.

The wind direction on Twitter was misleading. Some people pointed out that the Italian team played like this is not very good. They got carried away before the European Cup kicked off, and some people immediately responded:

They just won the game, let's celebrate and welcome new players, what's wrong with having fun?

Julian went back to England, and the Italian media couldn't interview him for the time being, so they went to block Buffon in Juventus.

Buffon: "..."

Xiaojiju's world-renowned celebrity design is still not tight, and the captain of his national team is also in danger.

The news also spread to Germany. Recently, the German domestic media are also keen to use Julian as a headline. They saw Julian's performance in the Italian national team, and the acidity in their hearts almost corroded the newspapers.

Both Loew and Julian are not pleasing to the eye, and they are not too pleasing to the eyes in Germany.After all, one missed the German teenager because of hesitation, and the other switched to Italy regardless of the love of the motherland...even if he had the right to choose Italy.

In Bremen, Germany, a girl with delicate makeup and a well-proportioned figure wearing a tango dress accidentally saw that video during a break. She, who usually doesn't care about football, suddenly opened her eyes wide.

……

Wenger called Julian to the office the next day for an education and was concerned about Julian's feet-the team doctor said that Julian had to rest for a week, and the first leg of the Champions League was just five days away.

Originally Wenger struggled repeatedly and wanted Julian to start. This kid's move was a little out of the usual way. It's okay if he gets used to being a coach... Now it's all right, and he can directly send a safe one.

The team's No. 1 goalkeeper, Almunia, has performed well in the last few league games and seems to be a little more stable.

Originally, the answer he got from Julian about why he was injured was that Julian was accidentally stepped on during a friendly match, but after seeing the video, he finally understood.

How did the spikes make that kind of wound?It is clearly that the stilettos can only step on it.

So the training ended that day, and Julian still did not escape the fate of writing a review.

The enthusiasm on Twitter continued, and the fans in Spain also joined in the excitement.

To be exact, Barcelona fans.

The antecedent is this: When an Italian player was interviewed by the media, when the reporter heard that their new teammate Julian was from the Barcelona youth training, his first reaction did not deny it.

As a result, the topic of [Arsenal's goalkeeper was born in Barcelona's youth training] has almost become a real hammer after spreading the word.

The Italian player was also confused. He happened to hear the last part of Julian's words when he came out of the bathroom in the locker room that day.

The Barcelona fans happily dug out the old accounts and pointed at the bewildered Arsenal fans:

The talented goalkeeper Julian who made you so proud came out of our Barcelona!

Just wait, there is no shortage of people in Barcelona right now, let him be raised with you first, take care of him, in a few years we will be short of people in Barcelona, ​​send him an invitation, he must be like Cesc Fabregas , it's coming in a hurry!

Arsenal fans are so angry that the wall is separated.

……

Julian sat on the bench for a few days before he was alive and kicking.

But to be on the safe side, Wenger let him be a substitute.This time, he is sitting at their home stadium, watching the first leg of the Champions League.

Arsenal are always unlucky when they draw against Barcelona. Although they did not draw Barcelona in the top [-] this time, the order of the first round they drew was first home and then away.

How to say that sentence... First the guest and then the host, no matter how bad the first round is, it will come back;

The Arsenal fans panicked. While swearing at the big-faced Barcelona fans, they hoped that their team would beat Barcelona by a big score in this game, and slapped those people in the face.

However, the reality is very skinny. The level of the Cosmos team is not boasting. They have good results in Arsenal's away game. They tied with Arsenal, 2-2, and scored two away goals.

In this case, Arsenal must win the second round as a guest at Barcelona, ​​and considering the madness of Barcelona's goals at home, they must score more goals.

The whole situation is very unfavorable for Arsenal.

This is not over yet, until the day when Barcelona played at Camp Nou, Arsenal fans discovered that their team's away jersey was white.

The Barcelona fans just laughed, and they turned on the mocking mode very bluntly:

Who gave you the courage to wear white at Camp Nou?

Arsenal really came to give Barcelona warmth, right?

What about your youth goalkeeper from Barcelona?Is he here today?

Of course Julian came, he was the starting goalkeeper.

He still doesn't know what the Barcelona fans are excited about, but he learned from Walcott:

Oh, it turns out that wearing white is a symbol of Barcelona's rival Real Madrid?Will Barcelona hang up the team wearing white?

Oh, it turns out that Barcelona fans are going to examine the abilities of their young players who travel abroad?

Julian put on his gloves as usual, just passing by the very familiar Barcelona No. 10.

It seems that the assistant has talked about Messi many times.

Well, it seems to be passing by... Fabregas, the former captain of Arsenal.

Oops~ Is the ex-captain also coming to teach the elder brother to be a man?I’m so scared=￣w￣=~~