As soon as the results of the Champions League group came out, the melon fans were happy.

The happiest thing is to see who Arsenal is with.

Arsenal generally either draws Barcelona or Bayern. It belongs to the role of small and medium bosses of several European giants, in other words, it is the one who is stepped on to the top.

It is very interesting to meet Real Madrid today.

The reaction of Real Madrid players is even more interesting.

The most interesting reaction Ozil: "..."

Several players who vowed that Arsenal would not draw Real Madrid looked at each other, and Ronaldo spoke on behalf of everyone: "It's okay, Mesut, I won't leave you behind this time."

Although the big brother of the team really hopes that the little cutie who makes cakes for himself can get out of the protection of the big brother as soon as possible, but it is almost enough. Helping teammates to line up the wall independently as soon as possible is not rushed.

Ozil: "..."

The little daughter-in-law was expressionless: that's enough, he doesn't want to hear it!

Pepe sighed beside him: "I'm afraid we won't be able to help Mesut."

Marcelo smiled tacitly. In the last few domestic league matches, everyone specially trained Ozil's ability to withstand the wall, and deliberately did not block him. When the ball came, they all ran away. Guess what happened?

Seeing that no one was blocking him, the little daughter-in-law turned her head to the side and avoided the ball perfectly.The one who moved so quickly almost squatted down and hugged his head!

At that time, Real Madrid coach Mourinho shook his head.

Mourinho also has no choice. He just went to Real Madrid and promised to have some great players such as Ronaldo, Kaka, and Benzema. As a result, Ronaldo is kicked out now, and the performance of the other two is not bad. Not worth their original transfer fee.

Kaka's injury delay in the World Cup in South Africa was fatal. Mourinho watched the good cards in his hand become rotten, so he had to promote Ozil, who he bought as a substitute, to replace Kaka. , that is, the body is not strong enough, and more training is needed.

Khedira told them about it: "Don't scare Mesut away."

But no, there is no love from teammates, what should I do if I scare Ozil into a transfer?

Now Ozil is the main force of the team. He replaced Kaka, who suffered repeated injuries. Under the leadership of Rinho, they have steadily improved, and they don't want the future midfielder to leave early.

Pepe sighed: "It would be great if someone could help Mesut out of the shadows, hehe."

Alonso said casually, "I'll get used to it after a few more lines of the human wall."

Ozil: "..."

Marcelo was inspired by Alonso: "...So, we should expect Arsenal's No. 88 to kick a free kick. There is a saying that fights poison with poison... Aw! Mesut hits people La!!"

There was a riot in the locker room, and the Real Madrid coach standing outside the locker room had a strange expression on his face.

What are these bastards doing?Do they want another locker room conflict in the papers tomorrow?

Reminiscent of the source of their topic, Mourinho figured it out: Ferguson was right, Arsenal's No. 88 is not safe.

Mourinho doesn't like players who make trouble, he decided to give that Premier League man a little bit of a good look.

I don't know what special tasks Wenger, the defeated opponent of the year, would assign to Julian. However, Mourinho did not panic at all. Wenger was his defeated opponent back then, and he will be now.

Regardless of what he will do, in terms of on-the-spot adaptability, Mourinho thinks he is two blocks away from Wenger.

Whatever moves he makes, that's it.

……

Speaking of Arsenal, like Real Madrid players, everyone's first reaction is the Arsenal goalkeeper.

What an amazing person who can score goals as a goalkeeper.If he stays at Arsenal for two more years, in the hearts of Arsenal fans, he should be side by side with Gun King Henry.

The recent surge in the number of registered Arsenal fans, especially the number of female fans, accounted for a large proportion of them.

The cute female fans are simple and rude. They not only support Arsenal themselves, but also bring their relatives and friends.

For example, if your boyfriend likes Arsenal with yourself: "You must support Arsenal!"

Poor straight men of steel: "??? Is Barcelona not strong enough, or is Messi not strong enough?"

They got a blank stare: "Messi is not as handsome as Julian!"

"...I feel wronged for Messi."

The question of whether to support Arsenal or support Barcelona/Bayern/Manchester United almost broke up countless lovers.

There are also good things at the same time. According to a small street survey by The Sun, the rate of men leaving the singles in London has increased.

And the media also discovered an interesting thing: Most of the recent out of the singles are Arsenal male fans-yes, those wearing hats with Arsenal patterns on the street.

A joke began to circulate on Twitter:

【Put on the Arsenal hat, you can even get a girlfriend. 】

Passing on and passing on becomes:

[Become an Arsenal fan, you will receive the unique benefits of Arsenal fans: a beautiful girlfriend. 】

Many unsteady single dogs who eat melons are confused: What the hell?Will Arsenal still be responsible for sending girlfriends?

And Arsenal are also particularly attractive to female fans:

[Become an Arsenal fan, you will have four boyfriends. 】

In view of Arsenal's fate with the number "four", boyfriends must be four: Arsenal male fan, striker Julian, goalkeeper Julian, and tango prince Julian.

#Xiaojiju is too busy.

The Milan fans who were still crying in the protection association were forgotten.They lost the chance to be flogged, and the limelight was robbed by the joke team Arsenal. I really don't know whether to cry or laugh.

Arsenal club.

Henry shared the latest joke with his teammate Julian, who had just put on his gloves and was about to go to training. After reading it, he reacted very strongly: "It's not fair!!"

His howling attracted all the nearby teammates. Walcott asked him what was wrong. He showed the jokes to his teammates, and then said unhappily: "Arsenal will send someone? Why don't I know? "

He was filled with righteous indignation: "I don't even have a partner!"

Everyone looked sympathetic: "..."

Ramsey patted him: "Who said you don't have a partner? Hey, have you seen these female fans?"

Ramsey pointed to the words "four boyfriends" on the screen: "You are the dream lover of countless female fans, and you have been split into three parts."

Julian let out an "oh", and under Henry's loving (?) gaze, took off his right hand glove, took out his mobile phone, quickly opened Twitter and edited a message.

Zlatan's dad:

I heard that the Arsenal club will give fans a date?But why didn't they send it to me? 【unhappy】

After Xiaojiju tweeted, he refreshed it again, and there were thousands of replies in an instant.

The male fans are still teasing him, you have no object, where did your son Zlatan come from.The female fans were different. They boldly showed their love to Julian one by one, and the comments below were as explicit as they could be.

The teammates snatched his mobile phone and took a look, all of them were sour.

Good guy, those comments are all about wanting to be Julian's girlfriend!

Wait, why does it seem like you still want to be a boyfriend?What kind of weird stuff is this mixed in?

...It doesn't matter, anyway, the point is, why is Julian so flirtatious at such a young age?Don't look at that guy who is the biggest (?) guy in the team, he's a cosmic-level scumbag, he's a cosmic-level scumbag, he probably hasn't even had a dick before!

As the captain, Van Persie is obliged to supervise the training of his teammates, especially the youngest one.

He couldn't stand it anymore, so he came over and was about to confiscate Julian's mobile phone, when Xiao Jiju said, "What is it to have four boyfriends? I also have four fathers!"

Van Persie: "..."

Van Persie:? ? ?

Henry, the veteran of the team, smiled, and asked him patiently and lovingly (?): "Which four?"

Julian answered frankly: "The old father in the family counts as one, and the one in front of me who wants to kill me counts as one. As the saying goes, 'the teacher is my father', the boss can also be counted as my father. Well, as for the other one... let me tell you nothing." on."

Van Persie, who is in front of the fierce little guy: "..."

Fourth Master Wen passing by: "..."

Everyone in Arsenal: "..."

I don't know which fairy is lucky enough to be your fourth father.

Julian wasn't afraid. Anyway, the capitalist in his family who was so poor that he only had money couldn't hear it.

Walcott added: "Not only do you have a father, you also have a son."

Julian shook the phone and handed it to Van Persie: "Yes, Ibrahimovic's little boy is my son, and it has been officially certified."

What is it that all brothers in the world are brothers?Xiaojiju's goal is the sea of ​​stars, and one day, his papa and son will be all over the football world!

Everyone: "..." Whatafuckingboy?

Julian's old father sneezed again at the meeting.

Xiaojiju greeted his ready-made son, "Tudou, let's go to training~"

Potato stood up, followed Julian to the goal with great momentum, then became lazy for a second, lay down on the spot, narrowed his eyes, and continued to doze off.

The dog son has eaten and slept recently, and the whole dog is different. It has grown a lot and its fur has become smoother.

The afternoon was going to pass like this, and everything seemed to be in harmony, when several teammates training with Julian suddenly heard an unusual sound from the goal post.

Then came a familiar cry.

When they looked back, they found Julian was hugging the doorpost with hands and feet, at least two meters away from the grass, directing his dog and son to work.

The dog son who was still sleeping just now stood majestically in front of the doorpost, stepping on a mouse condescendingly.

"..." I have learned a lot.

The knowledgeable ones are still behind, and the teammates on the opposite team don't know what happened. Seeing that they all stood still, they tentatively kicked the ball towards the goal. The strength was not too great. As a result, the dog in front of the goal stepped on the mouse vigilantly. I looked this way, stretched out my hind legs, and kicked towards the ball.

The ball was blocked by the dog, and the mouse was still firmly stepped on by it.

Aware of everyone stopping, Tudou still looked at them calmly, as if wondering what they were making a fuss about.

Basic exercises, don't 6.

That coquettish posture is really familiar no matter how you look at it.

Everyone: "..."

He even used his hind legs to guard the goal, and the guy who picked up the dog had a vicious vision... Wait, the focus seems to be wrong.

What kind of father and what kind of son...

Anyway... Brother Gou is awesome!Teammates are awesome!

Not long after Julian came down, Wenger called him over.

Julian went up and said: "Boss, I was just vandalizing public property!" Occasionally climbing a doorpost is exercise!

Wenger: "..." Actually, he didn't mean to say this.

The old man called him aside, and went straight to the point: "Do you know why I asked you to write a review?"

Julian was a little confused, of course he wrote the review because he made a mistake.

Wenger looked at him: "Remember the post-match press conference of your first game, what did I say?"

Julian said, how could he remember the details so long ago, but he had to listen obediently when the old man taught him a lesson: "Boss, tell me."

Wenger: "Football is a game of 11, boy. Maybe you have this awareness, but I think your understanding of this sentence is not comprehensive."

Julian seemed to understand a little bit what he was going to say: "Boss, I know what you mean, but in extraordinary times, extraordinary means..."

Wenger looked him in the eye: "Do you think your team-mates trust you? Do Robin trust you? Do the defenders trust you?"

"Of course they trust you. Your ability has been recognized by everyone, and teammates need to trust each other." The old man paused and changed the topic, "However, you did not give them equal trust."

Julian fell silent.

"If you trust them enough, you won't leave your half-court many times," Wenger sighed and slowed down his tone. "I can understand your thoughts, but your thoughts are not mature."

Julian knew that he was referring to the fact that he took two free kicks in the last Champions League game, especially the latter free kick: "Even if I do that, it may increase the possibility of victory?"

"Even if you are absolutely sure that you can lead the team to victory, you should choose the former between 'believe in your teammates' and 'goal yourself'."

"Listen, boy, although I don't know why you chose goalkeeper instead of striker, but since you are the goalkeeper, the first thing you should do is within the goalkeeper's range," Wenger bent down and picked up the kick that happened to be here. the ball, took Julian's gloved hand, and pressed his hand to the ball, "It's like you're part of a team, and the first thing you have to do is identify yourself as a part of the whole." member."

"The victory of a game is only temporary, but what we need is more than just a game," Wenger said, "Stable and long-term victories are based on the team, mutual trust and tacit understanding. The most important thing is the first point, and the second is to consider tactics and contingency."

"And long-term victory must not only rely on a momentary flash of inspiration. The sense of team needs to be established through everyone's efforts, and this kind of influence is mutual. You need to build trust under the influence of each other."

Wenger felt that what he said was too abstract, and this child who seemed to understand half understood might not be able to understand it. Thinking of Julian who just made a new friend Ibrahimovic, he used the other party as an example: "I know why the Swedish team obviously has The level of a first-tier team, but can't escape the fate of a second-tier team?"

Julian: "Huh? Sweden?" He turned his brain quickly, and managed to find the only impression from an unknown corner.

Well, it's a country, not a club.

Wenger: "..." This kid doesn't know that Ibrahimovic is from Sweden, right?

Julian quickly said: "Well, boy... Zlatan is from Sweden. I heard that you once wanted to sign him."

Xiao Jiju accidentally stabbed the temperature difference sign.

"..."

The old man gave up: "...The victory or defeat of the Swedish team basically depends on Ibrahimovic. They rely on Ibrahimovic to qualify for the European Cup and World Cup, but they will never go far."

"It's not just because their tactics revolve around Ibrahimovic, but also because of the psychology of the rest of the Swedish players. They're used to Ibrahimovic, and once Ibrahimovic is restricted, they won't play."

"This kind of influence is not imposed on them by tactics, but by Ibrahimovic's personal ability. The Swedish team has already determined that as long as there is such a teammate, they will be closer to victory. They are used to waiting for the other side. create a miracle."

This is the first time in two lifetimes that I heard the coach say these things. After all, the team in the previous life is different from the team in this life. The debut in the previous life was the pinnacle. Julian often uses the thinking of the previous life to play football.

Xiao Jiju humbly asked: "Zlatan's teammates trust him, but Zlatan can't trust his teammates?"

"This can't be called trust. It's a deformed dependence." The old man was glad that Julian listened. "Trust should be equal to each other. Ibrahimovic's teammates rely on him, but he has no teammates to rely on. He Playing in the national team will also be tiring."

Wenger's intention is here, he does not want unequal dependence among his players.

He can predict Julian's future achievements, and the future core of Arsenal may give way to him.It is true that the team needs a core, but the team cannot cultivate an over-dependent mentality. Julian can also score a few more magical goals in the future, which can certainly solve short-term problems, but it will be exposed in the long run. disadvantages.

In the future, if everything depends on Julian's showmanship, what will the other players think?

Either they are content with the status quo, anyway, the sky is falling and there are tall people to support them; or they can't get used to this trend, and those with a bit of ability must use Arsenal as a springboard.

What's more, no one knows what will happen in the future. If Julian can score in this game, can he score in the next game?If he makes a mistake, can he withstand the crusade from the media and fans?

He must be dealt with well, and the team still has to have team rules.Having personality is a good thing. Wenger does not intend to suppress Julian's personality, but he also hopes that Julian can grow up steadily and release his personality and talent step by step.

Wenger has considered the next ten years for Arsenal, as can be seen from his insistence on building the Emirates Stadium in debt.

There are bound to be many benefits that can be brought by the construction of a modern stadium. It is a long-term strategic vision. To what extent?Maybe when the fans feel that this decision is correct, Wenger is no longer the coach of Arsenal.

So why did he promote the construction of the stadium and carry all these heavy debts on himself?

When the Emirates Stadium was not built a few years ago, Arsenal were so high-spirited. They were the real Premier League overlords, and the kind that Manchester United would give way to.

How well did Wenger lead the team?A bank manager agreed to lend to Arsenal to build a stadium after hearing that Arsene Wenger would sign a long-term contract with Arsenal. They were worried that someone else would coach Arsenal and ensure that Arsenal would enter the top four in the league every season.

Wenger can completely retire in the most glorious period, so that he will leave the best impression, instead of being questioned like he is now.

What does it matter to him whether Arsenal build a stadium or not?I'm an old man, and I've earned enough money. Wouldn't it be good to change to another team to coach or just retire?But he didn't, because he was attached to Arsenal.

When Arsenal and the "four" were equated with each other forever, when Arsenal became the team that football talked about, when many fans almost equated Arsene Wenger with Arsenal, the professor was always there , Firmly accompany the team through the most difficult time.

Wenger firmly believes that Julian's future is full of stars, and so is Arsenal's!

Julian was reminded of the memories of his previous life that had not been turned over for a long time.

Shortcut wins paralyze players from seeing their problems.Fans will also be immersed in this kind of superficial victory, but the person who is relied on will always be tired. If one day the person who is relied on suddenly can no longer bring the glory before, will the people who are used to winning understand him?

No, they will most likely only blame that person. Julian has experienced this kind of thing in his previous life.

The old man talked to him so much with sincerity and earnestness, Xiao Jiju said that he was very moved.

"You are right, but there is one thing I want to add," Julian affirmed the old man's statement, "Iamagoalkeeper, andagoalkeeper."

The English name for a goalkeeper is goalkeeper. Looking at it apart, the goal is the goal, and the keeper is the guardian, "the guardian of the goal". It seems that there is nothing wrong with it, but Xiaojiju can understand it from another angle.

In addition to "goal", Goal also means "shooting".

For others, the goalkeeper is the "guardian of the goal", but for Julian, he can become the "guardian of the shot". Generally speaking, isn't he the goalkeeper?

The goalkeeper and the goalkeeper are like a family

The distance between the goalkeeper and the goalkeeper is probably the distance between a genius and a lunatic~

Xiaojiju drew inferences from one instance and reasoned with the old man: "Under normal circumstances, the problem you mentioned will appear, but I can be different."

"As long as I keep my teammates fresh towards me, they won't be able to rely on me~"

How dare you rely on a goalkeeper, dare to rely on a forward, do you dare to rely on a goal striker?

There is a crazy boy in the team every day, do you dare to really follow crazy?

Having said that, this is a really good direction of development.

Wenger, who was almost led astray:? ? ?

Sure enough, a direct beating has the effect, and the goalkeeper will go out under the stick.

The old man said that he does not want a goal forward yet.

...Obviously want to train door guards!

The temperature difference signing, who was trying to make a good deal, condensed the previous tongue into the essence expressionlessly, and directly issued a wanted order for Julian: "For the first home game against Real Madrid, you will be the starting goalkeeper. My request to you is, You are not allowed to leave your restricted area, not under any circumstances."

When Julian heard Wenger's request, his eyes widened immediately: "Boss, you agreed to let me participate in organizing the attack!"

Not out of the penalty area = can't provoke the opponent's striker = can't kick free kicks to scare people = can't pretend

Xiaojiju: Unhappy.jpg

Wenger frowned, and two seconds later he showed an irresistible smile: "Can't you participate in the attack without leaving the penalty area?"

Julian's ears moved, and he seemed to have caught the loophole in Wenger's words.

Doesn't mean you can't participate in the offense if you don't leave the restricted area?

Wenger continued: "Real Madrid is different from the Premier League teams. Jose Mourinho's defensive counterattack is unique. It is safest not to leave the penalty area. You will know it on the day of the game."

Julian still nodded, and flattered me when it was over: "Boss, I know you are doing it for my own good, you have always taken care of me, and you are as warm as my father!"

Wenger: "..." Although it is very useful, but I don't know why, I always feel that this kid is going to do something again?

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